#the b sides are soooooo better produced it’s hysterical

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and the B-sides list that no one asked for!

The Black Dog— I’m seeing the final derena breakup. dan goes and crashes on his little sister’s couch and she drags him out to the pub. Serena pov

imgonnagetyouback— Blair. Grand Empress of Revenge

The Albatross — the Rhodes women. Lily and Serena. The mythical dream girl. Sign of salvation turned harbinger of doom

Chloe or Sam or Sophia Marcus — dair breakup. dan’s s6 slutty phase. Just say I loved you the way that you were. & Dan loves me for me.

How Did It End? — the dan post mortem of above

So High School — claiming this for dan/nate when something is this straight I have to queer it up.

I Hate It Here — JENNY. queen jenny. more lonely now than when I lived in Brooklyn maybe nate too honestly

thanK you aIMee — also Jenny. lol sorry Kim

I Look In People’s Windows — Serena. And like how she was always longing for that kind of romanticized normalcy.

The Prophecy — Blair girl

Cassandra — the most Cassandra like character to me in gg is Vanessa. she saw how it ended and she was run out. [covenant] blood’s thick but nothing like a payroll

Peter — SERENATE. serena is peter obviously. narrator natie. you said you were gonna grow up then you were gonna come find me

The Bolter — serena “I gotta go” van der woodsen

Robin — daniel. both humphrey siblings. made it to the top but god at what cost?

The Manuscript — postcanon dair. bc like. he wrote a BOOK about her. anyway.

Liz's definitive track assignment list that nobody asked for (but I know I'm right)

"Fortnight" (featuring Post Malone) -- DAIRFAIR DAIRFAIR DAIRFAIR

"The Tortured Poets Department" -- derena breakup track. derena divorce track. take your pick. serena pov <3

"My Boy Only Breaks His Favorite Toys" -- 🪑

"Down Bad" -- changing course because this is rwrb firstprince alex post lake house I'M RIGHT

"So Long, London" -- same for above. acd-coded

"But Daddy I Love Him" -- blair waldorfian. i'm having his baby jk lmao. unhinged.

"Fresh Out the Slammer" -- calling it another post derena divorce. pov both of them. dan floats to blair, serena gravitates to carter. and. fuck it. 🪑divorce. "I served my time" and all that shit

"Florida!!!" -- ivy/charlie. florida woman. fuck this city i'm getting fucked up in the gulf. yeah. she could have been so much more.

"Guilty as Sin?" -- BLAIRRRRRRRRRR s5ep4 if you want to get specific. reading steamy book scenes. gurl.

"Who's Afraid of Little Old Me?" -- JENNY GIRL. "I am what you trained me to be." I MEANNNNN.

"I Can Fix Him (No Really I Can)" -- 🪑

"Loml" -- dan. sad dan. sad lonely boy

"I Can Do It With a Broken Heart" -- serena. always. constantly. (though cherry & I also agree it's firstprince coded)

"The Smallest Man Who Ever Lived" -- louis divorce yeehaw

"The Alchemy" -- serenate reconciliation

"Clara Bow" -- blair & jenny and the girls that are destined to replace them.