#the average gothamite probably thinks that bruce's excessive partying *is* his terrible coping mechanism | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

mx-heinous · 5 months ago

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Bruce Wayne is hella suspicious

Like, outside of being a billionaire, he just feels too well-adjusted, you know? With that kind of backstory, it would've been natural for him to be a rogue, but somehow, he isn't. People have looked into the guy's past to try and find dirt on him and... nothing. There's nothing. He does a lot for Gotham, but what's the motive? He's rich rich. Why would he care if he wasn't hiding something? Didn't he also completely disappear for a couple of years? What was he doing? Also, it's Gotham, the place where your postman could secretly be a serial killer. Everyone's a little off here, but not him. Why?

#then again #the average gothamite probably thinks that bruce's excessive partying *is* his terrible coping mechanism #and y'know not that the *cover* for his actual coping mechanism (furry crusade)#they probably also think that his serial adopting is a byproduct of a subconscious desire to have a “real” family again #gothamites probably love psychoanalyzing him #he's their personal jesus and lil skrungly blorbo #dc #only in gotham #bruce wayne #batman #brucie wayne #batfam #idk it's 1 in the morning and I have no idea if this makes sense

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