#the autobot advantage

[wortsandall]

Robots in Disguise #14

i want to feel bad but i can't...prowl is such an asshole regularly that nobody even realized he was being mind controlled by a decepticon...thats terrible

[whalesharkstho]

pros and cons of scaring the shit out of ur big ass truck bf

(made a sort of part 2)

[transingthoseformers]

I think Optimus, Elita, Megatron, Jazz, Soundwave, and Starscream should play robot Monopoly: advanced edition or whatever it'd be called

(for extra boardgame conflict :) )

[rungapikattohikattara]

Fortress Maximus the warborn

It’s just so interesting that he’s a green-spark forged during the war… so I made it literal. I’d like to headcanon that Autobots DEIFIED him while Cons took advantage of his controversy: he became an autobot by chance. To cause chaos and fear among survivors of that battle.

(Process is in the next post)

[revelboo]

I WANT ALL THE HUMANS REACTING TO THEIR TODDLER SIZED AUTOBOTS!! AHHH MY HEART! SO LITTLE BABIESSS😭😭❤️❤️🥹🥹

All the humans pretty much react the same way to small, helpless Autobots.

Mass Displacement Mayhem Scenarios

Prowl

• “Stop laughing.” Snarling the words at you as you double over cackling. Nothing about this is funny. Only about knee high, he glares up at you. And bares his denta when you drop to your knees and drag him by an arm to you. “Don’t you dare.” Struggling when you hook you arms around him and pick him up.

• “Why are you so heavy Prowler-wowler,” you croon as you shift him to a hip like a toddler. “So widdle and cute.” And the furious look on his face promises revenge, but right now? You’re bigger and there’s nothing he can do about it. And it occurs to you that you should be taking advantage of how helpless he is. Seize your chance to escape. Instead of amusing yourself with his impotent fury, because he’s just too adorable tiny. And baby talking him is making him angrier.

• Why are you talking to him like that?! “I swear to Primus I’ll punish you for this later.” Squirming as you bounce him and tap him on the nose with a finger. Telling him that he’s ‘cranky.’ And he’s going to show you cranky when he’s back to normal. “This is undignified!” Wait- are you carrying him out into the hall? Where someone might see?

Bluestreak

• Wincing at the high pitched squeal, he freezes as you drop to your knees and grab him. Smothering him in a hug so he’s pressed against you as you fuss over him. And he’s utterly speechless, too embarrassed to say a word of protest as you cuddle him. “You’re so tiny! Why didn’t you tell me you could be tiny?” He’s never heard your voice pitch that high before and you’re hugging him.

• Chest aching at how adorable little Bluestreak is, you cup his face in your palms. He doesn’t resist, optics wide. He was already so sweet, but this size? Dragging him into your lap, you play with his little door wings and spin a tiny tire, absolutely delighted. Can he still transform like this? Become a teeny little car? Hugging him to you as he makes a tiny noise, sprawled unresisting against you.

Sunny and Sides

• “I don’t need your help.” Speed walking as fast as his shorter legs will allow, Sunny glares over his shoulder at you. And Sideswipe, his twin straddling your hip as you reach for him. Because Sideswipe had actually lifted him arms to be picked up. “Stop!” Hears Sides laughing as you snag him and wrap an arm around him, straightening with a soft grunt at his weight. Dangling, pinned against your body, he growls.

• Jeez, they’re deceptively heavy. Shifting Sides on your hip, you carry the small bots as Sunny complains nonstop and squirms. And Sideswipe grabs onto you. “Watch your hands,” you murmur at him as he stares up at you with big, innocent optics and doesn’t ease up his grip at all. There’s no fussing at that face, he can’t possibly know better. “Look at you, two. Sunny, don’t pout.” How are they so adorable?

Optimus

• “Big guy? Holy shit,” you say, laughing as you kneel and cup his face in your hands. “Holy shit, you’re adorable!” Sitting and dragging him into your lap, you can hardly breathe for laughing. Because he’s so little and still looks so solemn and serious. Like the world’s gravest toddler.

• “Something’s gone wrong. I’m guessing Wheeljack,” he says, faltering when you tip his face up, grinning. And kiss him on the forehead. “Are you okay?” Because you’re still giggling. Arms wrapping around him, he finds his face pressed against your soft body as you squeeze him as tight as you can. Is this size causing aggression in you? Are you attacking?

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[smallestapplin]

I too have been enamored with your Autobot Harem and I would like to see more please ...but I'm also picturing how fucking funny it would be if the Decepticons somehow heard about this new human friend and decide to kidnap them for Schemes(TM) So they send one of the minicons to scout things out, to see what this human is about, only to be bombarded with footage of Prowl, of all bots, holding the Autobot Darling in a mating press and fucking them stupid while they cry out his name

The 'Cons are baffled, frightened, and kinda grossed out and promptly nope the fuck outta there and spend the next few days trying to delete it from their memories

And they grow even more distressed when they realize just how *often* the Autobots have their way with you, including Optimus goddamn Prime, who seems to be the most addicted out of all of them, and everytime they try to sneak around there is at least one bot doing something lewd

The Autobots, meanwhile, haven't enjoyed this much peace and quiet for this long in a looooooong while, and they know exactly how to best enjoy it

Cackling at the same brain, but I adore the takes here >:) if you or anyone have anymore ideas don't be afraid to tell me

But I'd love to expand on this

🔞Warning : Autobot harem, Spitroasting, GN!Reader, decepticon pov so everything is referred to in Cybertronian words, non-consensual recording, non-consensual voyeurism🔞

Links to one here and chatting here

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When the autobots don't make any moves it's not unusual, after all it's only when the decepticons attack will they be seen, so why not a stealth mission to try and get some intel and break their silly camaraderie?

Oh it was a genuis plan! Get dirt on them, spread it to their friends, and watch them kill each other instead, getting them out of the way once and for all.

Laserbeak was sent first to map up routes, and see who guards at certain times.

It was normal, it was routine even.

Until laserbeak catches sight (and recording) of you, a little human, slotted between Sunstreaker and Sideswipe.

Sunstreaker rutting into your tight valve, transfluid leaking from where you two connect. His hips wetly slapping into yours. Your stomach bulging from the large spike rearranging your insides.

And you struggling to take Sideswipe's spike in your intake while your digits toy with his valve. Drool and fluid leaking down your chin, tears sliding down your face as you struggle to breathe.

"Takin' our spikes like a champ, sweetspark."

"Such a greedy valve! Keeps suckin' me in like you want me to overload early-"

Soundwave is fast in disconnecting the line, shutting the video off and telling Laserbeak to get back to base prompto.

But that leaves the decepticons in silence.

What had they just seen? Cybertronians can interface with fleshies? What nonsense! That can't be right.

It starts off as disgust, but then they start talking and realizing this has been going on for ages.

"Those twins hate humans out of every autobot, so how did a fleshy manage?" Starscream speaks, venom dripping in his voice.

"Wait...wait remember when we attacked their base to get that energy switch, and we came across them, and Prowl nearly offlined Thundercracker?"

The room falls silent again.

Every instance comes flooding back to them, ones they would have never thought twice about are all starting to make sense. The autobots always became a bit more aggressive and protective when it came to defending you.

Even Optimus Prime himself nearly offlined Rumble for getting close to you, before picking you up and placing you with Bumblebee to get to safety.

"So...are all of them with one human or just those two?" Skywarp didn't even want to know, but of course if there is some weird romance thing going on, they could probably use that to their advantage.

Megatron sighs, looking to Soundwave "Tell Laserbeak to go back and pick up more evidence, as much as I hate to say that."

The larger bot sneers, loathing the idea of seeing more.

But Soundwave and Laserbeak do as told.

The minicon avoids the area he first saw you, Sideswipe, and Sunstreaker, making an effort to thoroughly explore the other areas, making note that Prowl and Jazz seemingly take guard duty at night.

By the next day you and those twins seem to have went back inside the base, where Laserbeak couldn't reach.

"Sir, we might need to send someone to sneak inside their base."

Megatron glances at Soundwave, who doesn't look away from the screen. They both know getting inside that base will be dangerous, especially with how protective those bots are when you're involved.

"Let's hold off on that, since they seem to enjoy fragging outdoors, I'm certain we will get something else."

Soundwave nods, and continues watching as nothing interesting shows up on camera.

Starscream groans, rolling his optics not believing this is what they are up to anymore, just waiting to see some human all bare taking a spike much too big for them.

How patheic!

He could easily break your valve in, much better than those autobots!.....wait...NO! He shakes his helm, getting rid of any thoughts of you he's having.

Grumbling himself about your stupid attractiveness, you're just some stupid fleshy that's probably so soft compared to him, and no doubt your valve would struggle to take him.

But he keeps up a disgusted act, not wanting anyone to know what he's thinking.

However Thundercracker is silent, optics not leaving the screen, watching whatever Laserbeak catches on camera.

His expression looks bored, but he's freaking out inside.

He can't believe a human could actually handle interfacing with a Cybertronian, and you took two like a champ! You look so cute, pretty valve stretched so wide just to take Sunstreaker.

Greedy little thing.

He wants you, he wants to know what it's like, wants to leave here and live somewhere peacefully with you in some far off woods.

He's only here out of fear.

But he can't believe he's letting himself fall for a human he's barely met, but he can't stop his thoughts from trailing off to you, picturing you crying out begging him for more.

He wonders how your valve tastes, and if you'd like he bury his glossa in your heat.

Thundercracker is broken from his thoughts by Starscream screeching.

"Have they no shame!?"

Several optics look back at the screen, only to see you with Hot Rod.

The flashy bot clearly rushing off with you, giggling as you two go through the trees to get a peaceful spot away from base.

Faintly through Laserbeak's mic they can hear you.

"Oh, you don't know how much I missed you, little light!"

You giggle, finding all his kisses to be tickling you.

"I missed you too, Roddy. I hope your missions haven't been to exhausting." You kiss him in turn, smiling when he lets out a dopey chuckle.

"Nothing I can't manage, I just wanted to get back to you safe and sound."

"Something tells me that's not the only reason." You tease him, your poor lover gives you a pleading expression.

"I got all my work done? Missions were a success since the decepticons have been quiet, oh! And I got my reports done!"

He's shaking, nearly vibrating in place waiting for something.

But you let out a dramatic sigh, playfully shaking your head.

"I suppose since you've been such a good boy then."

You kick your pants off, tossing them to the side, before plopping yourself down on his servo, spreading your legs wide for him.

"A good boy deserves a reward, right?"

Hot Rod drools, muttering 'thank you's over and over again as he buries his glossa into your greedy hole.

Moaning with you, unable to help himself when you taste so good!

The decepticons all look at each other, then to Megatron, awaiting his orders but even he is baffled.

Just how many bots do you have after you? How many do you already have under your thumb? In the fights where he has gotten close to you, you reek of Optimus far too strongly.

So you're with him too.

Do you have the entire autobot base at your beck and call?

"Megatron, what are your orders."

Soundwave's voice shakes him if his thoughts.

"If we can get ahold of that human, we might have our answers, however I'm not even sure we can with how frag addicted those filthy autobots are."

"Seems the human is never alone either, which would make that even harder."

Just what have they gotten themselves into?

[muletia]

guys... please let me cook... and hear me out on this...

obsessed!megop x reader

but not in a 'we're rivals fighting for the love of our lives' or 'sharing our darling' way — more like 'after the messiest divorce in the universe, we got back together, but now YOU are entering this relationship with us'. basically, a poly relationship sprinkled with insanity and horniness

very incoherent and loose headcannons word count: 1100 18+ content at the end (nothing detailed tho)

Let’s assume Megatron and Optimus sort things out. After eons of brutal fighting, they go back to their roots—being with each other, not against each other. They find common ground in their conflict, reaching a compromise between ideologies. Maybe it’s when you entered their lives, and their intense feelings for you began to overlap, eventually aligning on the same wavelength. They realized they could allow themselves a fresh, better start. Build a relationship anew, this time on sturdier foundations. Escape the trap of repeating the same moves— ones that only slowed their rival down rather than destroying him outright. In this case, you’re the catalyst for peace, the olive branch that reconciled two warring factions, all while bringing an end to the longest, most toxic divorce trial in the universe.

When there’s a breakthrough in their relationship, the tangled mess of emotions—hatred, longing, and fervor—slowly begins to untangle. That’s when they disappear from your life for a while. From everyone’s daily life, really. Megatron no longer sat brooding on the Nemesis, scheming your next abduction, and Optimus never returned to base after announcing he was going to "clear his mind." They vanished like stones dropped in water. Zero contact. Not even Soundwave could locate his master. The Autobots were just as clueless.

For you, this situation seemed perfect—you could finally start living a normal life. No more getting kidnapped at 3 a.m., no more being stuck under house arrest at the Autobot base. No more deranged warlord holding you on his lap, promising passionate fantasies that could never come true as long as his rival kept a protective watch over you. And no more overprotective Autobot leader spending hours parked in your driveway. You were free. For about a month.

Ratchet is the first to inform you. After weeks of complete radio silence, they finally managed to locate Optimus. And despite the routine drama of abductions and rescues, you couldn’t help but feel happy. And relieved. Because you missed him, even if you were exhausted by his antics. Maybe you even missed Megatron a little... Despite his madness, he could be charming and intriguing, at least. And everything was going great, just fine—until Ratchet informed you that Optimus was at your house. And he wasn’t alone.

From that point on, you became entangled in their fledgling, turbulent relationship. Passionate, yet resembling a ticking time bomb. Still unexplored. And the funniest part of it all? You were living a much better life than before, even though you were the only sane person in this relationship.

They’ve infected each other with their mania, directing it toward each other whenever you’re not around. It’s especially convenient for you because now Megatron has someone else to fixate on when he feels possessive or craves physical contact. He can take it out on Optimus, who also acts as a brake on his partner’s urges when they get too overwhelming when the need for touch prickles at his claws. No more abductions and schemes—now he can vent on Optimus. That doesn’t mean you’re off the hook, though. When you come home from work, both of them are eagerly ready to show you just how much they’ve missed you.

They quickly find a way to insert themselves into your home. To have a space that’s yours, where they know you’ll always return—and they take full advantage of it. You come back from work, and they’re already there. You’re just taking off your shoes, and you can already feel warm claws brushing against your exposed neck, followed by gentler servos caressing your cheek. Megatron wastes no time, pressing his sharp dentae to your bare skin. Optimus, ever the considerate one, asks how your day was and reminds his partner that you deserve at least a minute to relax. A brake. You go to prepare dinner, and behind you, there’s the subtle sound of metal tapping against metal and an even quieter, low moan...

With two Cerberuses at your side, you’re practically untouchable. And while Optimus doesn’t go beyond stern verbal warnings or intimidation by size, Megatron is ready to demolish your boss’s house if he dares make a snide remark at you. This dynamic also shows when you’re around the Autobots (it took them a long time to accept the new reality, by the way). One sassy comment from Arcee, and your protector is ready to return to the warpath to defend your honor. There are even times when Optimus fiercely defends his partner when someone on his team doubts Megatron’s reformation.

Even though they have each other now, content with their companionship and finally feeling fulfilled, they still can’t stop talking about you. Declarations of the passion they feel for one another almost always transform into monologues about you—about their longing, the softness they associate with you, the belief that if you were with them right now, they’d feel that sense of completeness again. Wholeness. Fulfillment. Harmony. Caught up in each other, but still aching with longing for their human. Their beloved. Without you, they’re like planets without a sun—lost, unproductive. They need you to function on a basic level. The three of you are inseparable.

The end of the war means more free time. Both of them are now unemployed, so all their attention shifts to nurturing your relationship. Including in the bedroom... Suppressing their feelings for so many years, burying them deep in their sparks even as they fiercely clawed for freedom, they’re surely brimming with frustration—frustration that spills into their most intimate, primal needs. They infect you with their fever, proving just how unbearably they’ve missed you and how deeply the desire to have you has consumed them. How it’s burrowed into their processors, taking over their lives, manipulating every choice and decision.

Some days, they can’t wait. The conversation about you goes on too long, dives into too intense, too intimate territory, mocking their self-control and teasing hidden components. Sometimes they climax, chanting your name, even when you’re not around. Sometimes you witness their "games." You don’t intervene, yet have full control. Watching with your own eyes just how utterly dependent they are on you, how they can’t release without your approval.

If having one titan in love with an ordinary mortal wasn’t already an empowering feeling, now you have two, completely at your mercy. Both burning with their own desire and all the tools needed to relieve it—yet it is your word that is final.

try not to develop a god complex challenge, lmao

[rabotimagines]

Could we get the autobots' reactions to the petnames being used in the middle of a battle? or maybe them reacting to the cons being infatuated with older reader and being all like "!!!That's our old emotional support baddie >:0 Back off!!!"

"That's our old emotional support baddie! >:0" sent my sides to space. Also I've got another ask for Autobot battlefield flirting so were doing protective Autobots for this one!

"Back off!" Gn Bot Reader + Optimus, Jazz, The Lamborghini twins, Cliffjumper.

Summary: The Autobots react to the cons sudden interest with you.

G1 characters: Optimus, Jazz, Sideswipe, Sunstreaker, Cliffjumper

Genre/Theme: Platonic protective Autobots

Warnings: Starscream and Thundercracker get grabby with you. Thundercracker actually pins you, but it doesn't go anywhere.

Pronouns: You, Your, Yours

Optimus was aware of your recent run-in encounters with Megatron. Since he typically kept an optic out for Megatron to keep the rest of the Autobots safer. So he notices when Megatron suddenly seems to start seeking you out intentionally on the battlefield. Now he knows you've triggered Megatrons' temper a bit using your petnames. And Optimus will admit (in private off the battlefield) that it was quite funny watching Megatron of all mechs optics brighten in rage and his plating ruffle so quickly. So he's not too surprised by Megatrons' sudden urge to do you greater harm. He just makes sure to keep an optic on you two when he sees you get in it with one another. Optimus knows you can handle yourself for the most part, but Megatron was not a mech to be taken lightly.

It's only when he's watching one of these encounters from the side of a full-scale battle that Optimus finally recognizes the intention in Megatrons frame. Optimus wasn't always Optimus- he was Orion Pax... a dock worker. And well, let's just say more than a few of Orion's colleagues would make advances on any frame they thought was pretty when they passed by them on the job. So Optimus, fortunately or unfortunately, knows exactly what Megatron is thinking when a certain look crosses his faceplate. And once it registers Optimus suddenly realizes exactly what Megatron is trying to get a hold of you for. And Optimus is throwing himself into the middle of your scuffle while brandishing his battle axe.

After the battle, Optimus is vigilant, and he refuses Megatron the opportunity to even fight you alone. Optimus would not risk your safety when Megatron had such ill intentions for you. You were a dear friend and a valuable ally- Optimus refused to let Megatron taint that or Allspark forbid harm you with his- perverted endeavors. Optimus makes sure you will not be taken advantage of in any such manner. Especially not by Megatron.

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Jazz definitely notices when Devastator starts mixing it up and is abandoning what he's doing when he catches a glimpse of you. Though you notice too so you obviously start abusing their sudden interest with ya to help make the battle go smoother. It wasn't exactly easy whenever they busted out Devastator, so Jazz couldn't say he blamed ya for using the opportunity. (In fact he's glad you're doing it.) Now Jazz just sorta assumes after you'd directly made the Constructicons fail as Devastator twice, that you'd might've just gotten put on their slag list for it. So he doesn't really think more on it since the rage did make sense. You'd made em spectacularly fail twice, and Devastator while strong was a bit... slow in the processor. So, getting mad and turning on you immediately did make a lick of sense.

It's not until it was you and Jazz playing distraction for Devastator (well, you distracting and Jazz helping you stay out of his grasp). Does Devastator actually say something that reveals everything. You'd almost gotten grabbed, and you've got your back to the wall, but thankfully, Devastator was too darn big to get his arm where you'd managed to press your frame against. "Come out- Come out! You'll be our good toy, won't you?" Devastator growls out low and sultry, and Jazz is genuinely gobsmacked. Completely sparkdamn astounded when it clicks exactly what and why Devastator had a sudden inexplicable interest with you. Jazz is whistling sharp before setting his lights to disorienting and his sound system level to concerning. Jazz practically flash bangs Devastator with the light and sound show before sliding down the building he was on to grab you and help get you out of the corner you were in. (And away from Devastator.)

You were his friend, and Jazz wasn't about to let any demolition happy gestalt have any time with you. Jazz makes sure to clue in the other officers about Devastators' little infatuation with ya for your safety. (They don't believe him at first, and then they watch how Devastator is with you and are all almost as astounded as Jazz was when they see it). Now, Jazz makes sure that when you're on distraction duty, you've got him or one of the other officers with you for safety reasons. The Decepticons wouldn't be getting their greedy servos anywhere near you if Jazz had anything to say about it.

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The twins both notice the Decepticons getting into it with you more once you start using your pet names with them. Sideswipes irritated that you're even calling cons better pet names then him- seriously, what was up with that!? But he does think it's funny when you even call Megatron slag like "Sugar" when that mech was as tart as old battery acid and reacted as exactly how you'd expect to the names. Sunstreaker is just glad your attention is on them instead of him so Sunstreaker can enjoy how upset the dumb cons will get over it. Seeing you call Thrust "Muffin" all before smashing his cockpit glass to bits definitely made Sunstreaker feel pretty good. Most of the cons were like pissed off felinoids with how their plating puffed up like it meant anything to you.

Then they're on the battlefield, and they see Starscream land willingly. So, of course, they go find out what he's doing- and they find him getting into it with you. And you're taunting him both verbally and physically, and Sideswipe watches Starscreams wings flare high, and his optics brighten and can hear his engines actually roar. Oh, Starscream was slagging mad mad. And then he watches when Starscream doesn't try to shoot you- but instead tries to grab you and Sideswipe balks and stares harder at the scene. And it just clicks for him. And Sideswipe realizes exactly what Starscream might be trying to grab you for.

Sunstreaker stops when Sideswipe grabs his pauldron and asks why only Sideswipe points at Starscream. Actually points at him with this dumb expression on his faceplate. So Sunstreaker looks and looks- and Sunstreaker abruptly realizes what Sideswipe was pointing out to him when Starscream actually manages to grab your arm. And instead of throwing you or pointing his nullray, Starscream actually yanks you close and presses his own frame right up against yours- with his other arm wrapping around your waist- And in the next klick they're both jumping Starscream in a fit of rage. Sideswipe falls off after Starscream abruptly blasts into the air. While Sunstreaker hangs on till he can rip a chunk of plating off of Starscream. (And only let's go because the chunk he ripped off was where his grip was).

Right after it, the twins are basically circling you on the battlefield on the lookout for Starscream, and they are not kind to him if he tries to get alone with you again. But then they notice how some of the other cons also look at you and they're going after them too. They were not about to let the cons, let alone Starscream try and do that slag to you! Especially not when they were on the battlefield with you!

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Cliffjumper notices you getting a bit more action than usual. Now Cliffjumper doesn't exactly connect the reasons why you suddenly get more popular on the battlefield. Just that you are- so he makes a point to cover your back when he's got the chance. You could handle yourself sure. But if you got out numbered, you'd be in trouble. Didn't matter how good of a fighter you were If the Decepticons managed to surround you, you'd need some backup. So Cliffjumper just makes sure you've got an out when he can and keeps an optic open for your frame out on the battlefield.

So Cliffjumper recognizes you shouting, when Thundercracker uses his outlier ability on you- all before full force slamming into you from the air. Cliffjumpers cursing and rushing over with his blaster brandished since he's pretty sure he's the only one that saw you go down. Cliffjumper raises his blaster as soon as he's sure he'll be able to see you two, and Cliffjumper stops where he is to stare in disbelief at what he was seeing. Thundercracker had you pinned on your back, and he was using his arms and legs to keep you spread out under him. At first, Cliffjumper thinks he's the slagging pervert here. But then Thundercrackers fragging reaching right for your modesty panel with his optics bright. He- he's really doing this to you!? Here!? Now!? In front of Cliffjumper!? Cliffjumper can actually hear Thundercrackers engines growl and Cliffjumpers setting his blaster to automatic, and Cliffjumper shoots him. And Cliffjumper does not stop shooting Thundercracker until he retreats.

The entire base knows exactly how the cons are suddenly acting towards you after this. Because Cliffjumper is ranting and raving about what a horrible interface crazed pervert Thundercracker is when he gets back. This leads to Sideswipe saying how him and Sunstreaker rushed Starscream for doing the same slag. So now everyone knows to look for it, and they can't deny the evidence when it's right in front of them. Cliffjumper is calling the filthy cons every name in his book when he notices one of them looking at you like they do again. Those perverts were gonna keep their damn servos to themselves, or Cliffjumper was gonna blast them right fragging off of 'em!

[yuukirita]

Thinking about how “entire-moral-backbone-of-the-decepticon-army” B-127 exists in the context of the cybertronian civil war and like

The Autobots are going to have a vested interest in keeping him alive.

Like yes Optimus Prime and Commander Elita-One would be very cross if something were to happen to him but there’s also looking at it from a logistical standpoint.

Most if not all of the Decepticon high command like the guy, they want to keep him safe AND happy. They pull themselves back from committing atrocities if they think it would upset him/make him disappointed in them.

Example:

Shockwave: Suggests war crime #1

Starscream: Counters with war crime #2

Soundwave: Logistics on making both things happen

B-127: *vague noises of being upset*

All Three: Pull back! Abort! Wrong course of action!

Intelligence is going to have a field day bc maybe War Crime #2 would have been a huge strategic advantage to the Decepticon but it didn’t happen bc of this yellow happy mess of a bot

And the worst/best part is he’s not even trying, he just wants his first friends to get along again

Yeah the war is going to be different thanks to Bee-

Everyone is glad he is there!

*looks at second Bee au*

yeah. Glad he's there.

[thescreaminghat]

tfp "i was a champion of the pits of kaon not only due to my savage might but also my cunning" megatron is the type of mech to say shit like "im pregnant and it's yours" and "also it's fine if you don't want to be in the picture, i intend on raising the child myself" to tfp optimus right in the middle of a battle just to gain the tactical and psychological advantage over his opponent. now optimus, with his sense of duty and compassion and extreme bewilderment, has no choice but to forfeit the fight in order to prevent the endangerment of someone who is pregnant (megatron is in fact not pregnant, the two of them have never interfaced with each other or with anyone else in their entire lives, both optimus and megs (and, somehow, everyone else in the decepticon and autobot factions) are fully aware of these facts but op's processor is going "but what if. . .what if megatron is telling the truth this time? ૮(°□°'˶)ა it's a risk i can't take, it goes against my principles as a prime to avoid responsibility, i need to put down my weapons and help him raise this child"). megatron is thinking "wow that was actually pretty easy, i honestly can't believe he fell for that". meanwhile ratchet is having an aneurysm in the background

[dragqueenstarscream]

i need to see more starop where starscream is having trouble breaking the cycle, so he falls back into his old habits.

one of the most difficult parts about breaking the cycle of abuse is trying your hardest to not repeat the behaviors your abuser imprinted on to you. speaking from experience, it can be very hard when you enter a healthy relationship and find yourself thinking like your abuser.

so imagine, starscream finally joins the autobots. by some unfortunate circumstance, they lose an important battle. optimus encourages his team, but privately, he retreats to somewhere isolated to think. starscream finds him and asks what he's doing.

when optimus admits that he's disappointed in himself for not doing the best he could on the battlefield, starscream finds himself scoffing. "well, maybe we wouldn't be in the position if you'd done a better job to begin with," he grumbles, his voice slowly escalating. "i thought you were supposed to be some great leader. or is your reputation all a myth? because of you, now the decepticons have the advantage, and we're one step closer to losing this war!" outraged that optimus hasn't said anything, he shouts, "are you even listening to me, prime?!"

when optimus turns his helm to look up, starscream is spooked by what he sees. he doesn't see the face of someone about to drop to his knees and beg for mercy. instead, the look in his normally lively blue optics can best be described as haunted, almost dead, but clinging onto the last shreds of life.

the realization hits starscream like enemy fire. his voice box shorts out as he trips over his own words, trying to take them back. one thought comes to mind, and he knows optimus is thinking it, too.

i sound like megatron.

[cozzzynook]

Deadlock, Starscream, and Shockwave all catch each other sneaking out of autobot HQ. (Insert spiderman meme)

All pretend they’re totally there for some secret mission and *not* seeing their secret lovers.

They all pretend to agree that they never saw each other and keep it a secret from Megatron and Soundwave.

Little do they know Soundwave was sweating bullets, hiding on the ceiling, fighting the urge to snitch. He can’t risk Megatron asking him what he was doing at Autobot HQ.

Ekdksowogigi OH MY GOSH THIS IS HILARIOUS!!!!

Deadlock caught with his milf mommy Ratchet.

Starscream caught with his sassy little bug Bumblebee and Shockwave caught with the big mech Optimus prime!!

Oooh i love it!!

Soundwave is literally in the same boat ready to snitch i don’t think he would personally but i do think he’s plotting on how to use this to his advantage

[mechncheese]

Science Cont Yapping

Character Concepts, Ideas, Possible things, oh my ! Mostly putting this out here to discuss my thought process, you can have a look into my mind if you'd like and lmk what you think !

OK ! So I think I've sorted how I'm going to go about the science continuity ! I'm thinking that I'll split it into two (like how IDW Robots in Disguise and MTMTE take place during the same time but follow two different storylines and eventually fit back together). So we have Science AU Ambition - following Jetfire, Wheeljack, Ratchet, and Perceptor stuck on the moon of Ambition trying to accomplish their mission (finding a way to restore Cybertron + returning home)

Science AU Cybertron - an anthology following various different characters as they struggle to fight a war on a dying Cybertron

Brainstorm and Prowl start out on Cybertron but eventually make their way to where Jetfire and the others are.

I'm still trying to keep this on a small scale but omg it's so hard when I want to do so much and there's so many characters and moving parts.

But here are some fun stuffs; character concepts !

Women have arrived ! I heavily changed Lifeline from her G1 version.

Design wise; I drastically changed her, I wanted to give her a bigger build, I think I could've definitely pushed it a bit more but I want Quickslinger to have a vastly different and heavier build compared to her.

here's what I have in mind for Lifeline;

She works with her bodyguard and assistant Quickslinger and their job is to stabilize critically injured bots on the battlefield so they can be brought back to the base's Medbay, First Aid and Red Alert can handle the rest.

Lifeline is their superior while Ratchet is away and she's more experienced than First and Red. First Aid wants to be a field medic as well but Lifeline keeps telling him no, mostly because he's too inexperienced and she's low-key scared something is going to happen to him because well. They lost Pharma and Ambulon.

In terms of personality, Lifeline is more serious and exhaustion from working has drained her. Fighting is not her forte nor is it something she wishes to participate in, but if push comes to shove she'll immobilize her opponents with the electromagnetic pulse in her palms or she'll just sick Quickslinger on them. She's desensitized to a lot of the horrors on the battlefield and someone needs to give her a paid vacation asap.

Oh also Minerva will be here eventually she's another medic, she mostly works with making the medicine.

Of course, Miss Arcee is here too, she goes on scouting patrols with Bumblebee and Hotrod and they're besties. I imagine they all have a more sibling dynamic with one another.

Arcee I imagine is a mix of Cyberverse and Earthspark in terms of personality, she's chipper, fun to be around, and shows her affection through punching. Arcee has a big heart and that is both a strength and weakness, she would not hesitate to throw herself in recklessly into combat if it meant protecting her allies. She's more a melee type of fighter and uses her speed to her advantage. I kept her design relatively simple and kept her pinks light since I wanted Elita-1 to have darker pinks.

Hear me out guys,, what if Thundercracker was an Autobot ? I'm biased but PLEASE !! THUNDERCRACKER !!

I changed his outlier ability to be more electrical based. As for his defection from the Decepticons.. I imagine he was nonaligned for a while but realized he can't survive alone, then Bumblebee's scouting team found him on a patrol and brought him in. His place on the Elite Trine has been replaced by Slipstream, so it's now Starscream, Skywarp and Slipstream. Haven't worked out the details but I'll cross that bridge when I get there, but they're pissed about Thundercracker, trust.

Thundercracker works with Windblade and Cosmos as Autobot Air Support.

EDIT: changing a lot of Thundercracker's role after some big ol thinking

moving forward I do want to try and push bot body types more I FEEL LIKE I SUFFER A LOT FROM SAME BOT SYNDROME I have to change that-- I'm better about it when I'm working with organic characters but something about mechas is just such a different learning curve

[transingthoseformers]

Post about tfa Shockwave's spike stretching ability.

Take this : he can not only stretch it, but also shrink

Probably, yeah!!

[revelboo]

Some smut poly characters of your choosing pls?

How about a what if scenario with a very dysfunctional, in denial polycue in the making - I love that the Studio Series are supposed to be scaled accurately so Bumblebee Movie Soundwave and the other Decepticons are just huge like in TFA and the Bots are so small and I love it

18+ Mass displaced mech 🌶️

What If Scenario- Prisoner/Captor

Wheeljack x Reader, Soundwave x Reader

• What is it about you that makes him look forward to those hesitant, uncertain smiles? To the amusement of aggravating your guardian just to watch the smaller Autobot glare and put himself between you and him? Is it that you’re brave enough to smile at him? To try to talk to him, even though he knows you’re only trying to ingratiate yourself in the hopes he’ll free both of you. Not possible. Carrying an energon ration and food for you, he moves into the cells and hesitates. Normally you both look up as soon as he enters, but the Autobot is kneeling in the far corner where he’s dragged the bedding Soundwave had found for you after watching the way you tremble and curl into Wheeljack for warmth nightly. And you’re not moving, making him realize you’ve been less active lately, sluggish. Is something wrong with you? Sick, maybe? Why does that bother him?

• Tensing as Soundwave’s shadow blocks out the light, Wheeljack glares over his shoulder, servos trembling slightly as he lifts you into his arms, curling forward over you. Had mass shifted to hold you before realizing that there wasn’t much point in mass shifting back every time the Decepticon came to check on his prisoners, that he was just going to deplete his reserves trying to. And he’s well aware that in a one on one fight, Soundwave has the advantage anyway. Turning his attention back to you as you curl into him, seeking warmth, seeking his spark. Even though he’s only partially bonded with you, you’re both suffering right now. Mass shifting is one thing, but willingly exposing his spark? But he’s going to have to, to replenish his bond. Can’t stand to see you so exhausted and weak. “The human?” Soundwave growls and Wheeljack tenses. So far, the Decepticon hasn’t bothered you, knows it’s only because keeping you alive is an effective way to keep him passive, because he won’t risk you.

• “We’re fine,” Wheeljack says, voice rough and angrier than you’ve heard it. And you can barely lift your head, so bone-deep tired. Being in his arms soothes some of the discomfort, but can’t kill that empty ache. Needing Wheeljack, the warmth of him spilling inside you, the feel of him against you, inside you, entangled in you and his servos tighten on you, cupping the back of your head and you press your face against the mesh his neck. You’d heard how awful, how violent the Decepticons were from Wheeljack and the other Autobots, but Soundwave doesn’t seem like that. Brings you food and water, had bright you blankets, a mattress, and pillows you really don’t want to think of the origin of. But he’s not harmed either of you except when he’s forced Wheeljack out of his altmode, making your mate release you. And even then you’d gotten the impression Soundwave had done it because he’d thought the scientist might have weapons hidden away.

• Can sense the Autobot’s frustrated desperation, your exhaustion whispering through his processor. Knows Wheeljack is lying and he slips a thought into the Autobot, keeping his touch light to not alert his prisoner to what he’s doing. Going still as his understanding shifts, because he’d assumed you were a pet, maybe a friend. Hadn’t guessed you were a mate, though. Doesn’t know what to make of that information, either. It’s taboo, scandalous as he digs a bit deeper. And catches a memory so visceral he shudders. A memory that’s not his, but might as well be. A soft, warm body under his, wet heat wrapped so tightly around his spike as he moves against you. Feeling little hands on him, a soft mouth brushing his jaw as his head dips, mouth finding yours. Shifting the paneling protecting his spark to claim you, feeling you arch as he snares in his spark and you utter a breathy cry, fisting his spike as you pour into him. And Soundwave lets go of the memory, stumbling back a step, spark thrumming. Sees Wheeljack tense, optics narrowing. Opening the cell, he sets the food and energon down, secures the cell and strides away. Unsettled by what he’d just experienced.

• Soundwave’s leaving and with him, Wheeljack’s tension eases some. “Let me take care of you,” he whispers, battle mask retracting to brush his mouth against your cheek and your eyes are so tired when you look up at him. Knows how risky this is, but you still reach for him, soft hands on him as his mouth covers yours. Letting him strip you, settling over you. Coaxing you, servos sliding over your hip and down to cup you. Needing to claim you fully, so stressed out about this whole situation, he needs to reassure himself that you’re okay. To hold you, love you.

• Slumping at his desk, his servos drum on the console before pulling up the live feed for the cell. Watching Wheeljack shift over you, touching you as his mouth moves against yours. Your skin had been so soft in the memory, warm. And your thighs spread when the little Autobot settles between them, freeing his spike and sliding deep as you whimper. You’d been so slick and silken, so tight. Moving in lazy thrusts as you cling to him, shifting the plating protecting his spark and you cry out, a thigh sliding against the outside of his when Wheeljack snares you, bonds with you. Reaching down, Soundwave frees his spike, servos wrapping around himself as he watches, stroking himself slowly to Wheeljack’s rhythm as the Autobot takes you, replaying that memory, the sensations so real. Almost like it was him inside you, touching you. Bonding you.

Next

[vhaos-chaotic-writing]

Ahhhhh! First of...BIG FAN OF YOUR SOTRYS AND HEADCANONS! And i want to request an Yandere TFA Starscream AND ALL of his clones(plus Slipstream, if you like) with an cybertronian s/o that is SUPERA shy, easily flustered and hardly ever raises thare voice that comes out as VERY adorable whispers and thare...

❤️‍🔥DROP❤️‍🔥

💞DEAD💞

😍GORGEOUS😍

I would VERY much love it if you add small scenarios.

🌌💗💜Love your storys!💜💗🌌

Oh my Primus THANK YOU!!! You're so sweet (´▽`ʃ♡ƪ) It makes me smile to know my works are being liked, it is my little escape from reality and adult life - I'll do my best since I haven't seen Transformers Animated too.

(TFA) Yandere!Starscream & Clones w/ Shy Cybertronian!Reader (HCs & Scenario)

WARNING: Yandere behaviour, too many yanderes in the same place, typical violence from the series and a little bit more. Reader gets a little bit hurt by Sunstorm, but nothing too bad. Reader is gender neutral and in the Decepticon faction.

Perfection - that's the word Starscream, Skywarp, Sunstorm, Thundercracker, Ramjet, Slipstream, Dirge and Thrust use to describe you.

What is a shy, soft speaking, easy to fluster cybertronian in the Decepticon's faction and still walking around, unchanged?

Starscream has never been one to believe in beings like Primus - but thanks to Primus for having given him someone just as perfect as you.

And if Starscream loved you, his clones did the same - after all, they were a part of Starscream. It would be impossible to not love you as deadly as Starscream already did!

You are never alone - never. At least one of them is by your side.

Skywarp is paranoid. Sunstorm is sadistic. Thundercracker is obsessive. Ramjet is delusional. Slipstream is stalkerish. Dirge is possessive. Thrust is manipulative.

And Starscream? Well - he has a little bit of all of those traits. I'll say he remains as a possessive yandere, but with how of a mess he is, tends to the hysteric type too.

All of them love to say they own you and such, they like to think they are in charge of you - but they are dead aft wrong.

You have 8 yanderes wrapped by your pinkie finger - whatever you wish they will try to give it to you, they will guard you and, if you ever showed a desire to offline someone, they would shed all the energon and helms you want.

Of course - they take advantage of your shy behaviour. They always keep you by their side, prohibiting you of interacting with other bots if they are not around. Hell, they even intimidate you partially to neither run or fight them back.

But, oh - just how precious you are? How kind and soft you are, too scared to raise your voice, easy to embarrass and get you too overwhelmed by their love you can't think on doing anything but recieve whatever form of sickening saccharine love they decide to give you.

They have definitely threaten another bot to offline them just because they saw you for 1 klik. A few bots would not really take Starscream or any of his clones seriously... but the look all of them have in their optics - it is pure madness. Hysteric insanity barely tamed, branded as their love for you.

Only you.

If they could, they would chant how perfect you are that not even Primus could be compared to you. They want to hold you, bond their sparks with yours, end everyone just so there would be only you and them.

You've been desperately trying to get a least one klik of privacy for yourself - your anxiety is skyrocketing. You've always been aware of Starscream's obsession with you. He would always follow you, claim to be the perfect candidate to be your conjux endura and promise he was going to be yours.

And you've seen it - how he stalks and follows you, how he has threatened others to keep themselves away from you, how he aims to kill any bot if you are in the middle of the battle against the autobots and get hurt or targeted. And Starscream has been doing a good job at actually being taken as a threat if you were in the middle of the ecuation (hell, even Megatron has been quite careful whenever interacting with you.)

But with the clones now around... your hell grew 7 times worse.

Skywarp would cry his optics off, begging you about not leaving him, constantly being tortured by himself with the many imaginary scenarios he makes of you being taken or leaving them. To then cry as he thanks you for proving him you love him when you just comforted him, not having the spark to leave him like that when is clinging to you as if you were going to disappear.

Sunstorm is always there to hurt you, one way or another - he proclaims that is in the name of love and making sure others know you are taken after he left a few bitemarks or bruises on your neck or armplates, seeming too pleased when you whimper or sob. You're starting to believe he also does it to tell you what the consequences could be if you tried to leave him.

Thundercracker constantly has this episodes where he has you cornered or held, rambling and rambling about too many things but they always revolve about that insane and obsessive love for yours, how he promises to destroy anyone who gets in your way and so, so much more. It always scares you as he always spills his love for you, never tearing his optics away from you.

Ramjet believes with all his spark that you and him (plus Starscream and the other clones) are already the Conjux Endura of the other, and he believes you and him have been past lovers from another lives, your sparks bonded through all eternity and, no matter if he dies or you die, you will always come back to him and fall in love with him just as he does it with you every single klik of his life.

Slipstream is there, she is always there. Always listening. Always watching you. Stalking you. You know she is there even if you can't see her. And before you know it, she has you in her arms, hugging you and whispering to you too many promises about never leaving you. She knows everything about you, knows where you are or where you are going - you can't escape her.

Dirge is not like Slipstream. While she hides in the shadows to follow you, he is physically there with you. He acts like a barrier between you and the world, isolating you. Constantly has his servo holding yours, he needs to touch you one way or another, and is not afraid to throw a few faceplate breaking punches at anyone who tries to approach you.

Thrust guilt-trips you. You know he is doing it whenever he does it, and still your spark aches and bends, giving into whatever he wants. Why do you want to go outside when there are too many autobots and other decepticons wanting to hurt you? Ramjet and the others are doing everything to keep you safe and sound! They love you so much, sweetspark - how can you be so sparkless? Worst part, when you give in, he always coos and praises you for being such a good soon-to-be-conjux.

"Ah, there you are, my dear Conjux." And the last one to be enlisted - Starscream himself. A servo is quick to grab yours, pulling you by force to stop walking and follow him, instead. "What did I told you about leaving our room?"

"I... I wanted to, um, have a little bit of privacy-" You try to explain.

"And who gave you permission to?" Starscream looks at you, making you bite your own glossa and hold your helm down.

"You found them! Oh, thanks Primus!" Skywarp cries as he arrives, quick to run and hug you. Sunstorm and Dirge follow closely, hugging you just like Skywarp (Dirge needs to hold you, Sunstorm... well, he knows having too many bots hugging you makes you anxious and prone to just not move, not fight back.)

"Now -" Thrust starts. "You could have got hurt or taken away, sweetspark." Skywarp, Dirge and Sunstorm finally let you go, but their servos rest on your back, gently pushing you to keep walking as Starscream lead the way.

You try to be brave. "I just wanted to - to..." You fail.

"Hush - it is already night time." Starscream orders softly, and you shut your mouth at it. "It is time to recharge, my Conjux."

"She is my Conjux!" Thundercracker shouts the moment you and your lovers enter your shared room. Slipstream nonchalantly slaps the back of Thundercracker's helm, making him hiss.

"She is our Conjux." Ramjet says, smiling with optics full of love as he takes your free servo and pull you gently towards the big berth all of you slept.

You end resting against Starscream's chestplate, his arms wrapped around you. Somehow, the others always manage to sleep touching you - two helms resting against your legs, a servo touching your back, another one your shoulderplate, a helm nestled against your torso. It makes you feel trapped.

"Rest well, my Conjux." Starscream whispers to you after kissing your forehelm, Slipstream gently snuzzling her helm against your torso as Sunstorm and Thrust trace their digits on your back, Dirge and Ramjet coo and whisper sweet nothings to you quietly as you feel Thundercracker hug your legs, Skywarp resting his helm on Starscream's shoulder so he could look at you.

You close your optics, embracing dearfuly the only time you are allowed to be alone - whenever you recharge.

I hope you like it! This week has been a little bit too much for me, but it was interesting to write this! (*^▽^*) Vhaos out!