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gamelpar · 3 months ago

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asdfghjklkjhgfds CAESAR'S PROTEIN POWDER ROCKET'S BEEN CHUGGING IT ALL HIS LIFE

rocket will straight up descend from ape heaven to beat sylva's ass for all the shit he's done in caesar's name. sylva may try as he might but rocket hasn't missed a leg day in ape heaven and he'll fucking go ballistic on him. then he'll kick proximus' and lightning's asses as well while he's at it. maurice is sitting on a cloud watching and giving him a thumbs up.

give it up for the most jacked ape boys

who would win in a fight

#quickest way to offend your ancestors and make one of them come down from ape heaven and beat the shit out of you #the ancestor is one of the pioneers of the TRUE caesar appreciation squad and he's ready to throw down #he is the most jacked chimp you've ever seen and has zero tolerance for people slandering his best friend's name and legacy #rocket hasn't missed a leg day in his life and he wasn't gonna start doing it in the afterlife either #sylva has little chance of surviving the encounter #planet of the apes #pota #rocket #sylva #kingdom of the planet of the apes #war for the planet of the apes #kotpota #wftpota #wisdom of gamelpar

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