#the anatomy and lighting is definitely a little fucked 💀💀

[j-crow]

this can go on here too i guess

reference:

[smuttysunny]

[ADA]AFAB!Reader x Osamu Dazai

Genre: Smut

Synopsis: Dazai was made to stay behind after work to complete paperwork! Which was boring! Luckily for him you forgott your wallet so now he's getting to have a bit of fun during (and after) he finishes his paperwork <3

Contains: GN reader despite having fem anatomy(2nd person pronouns used), unprotected sex, cockwarming, praise kink, p in v, workplace/office sex(implied semi-public sex?), pet names, off-hand mention of Kunikida, no pre established relationship! Just Dazai being a whore with his colleague <3

Warnings: Absolutely not proofread‼️ may be a little ooc? Tbh the cockwarming bit was short lmfao, this fic seems a little short to me in general 💀 also English is NOT my first language so I'm sorry for any grammar errors and anything of the such! I may speak fluently but I still make mistakes often soo whoops

Thank you to my irl friend for giving me the scenerio/prompt to work with btw! Absolute life-saver 🙏

It was dark outside, so fucking dark, and DEFINITELY after work hours but you were rushing back to the Agency because you realized you left your wallet back in the office.

As you reached the agency you rushed up to the office and turned on the light just to be met with the sight of a miserable Osamu sat at his desk doing.... Paperwork? Well that's a first, but...wait. Why the fuck was he doing paperwork in the dark? Why was he doing paperwork at all?!

Osamu groans at the sudden light and shuts his eyes tightly, rubbing them before getting adjusted to the bright lights

"What the fuck... Oh, and what are *you* doing back here at this hour?" He says as he looks in your direction, with that irresistible charm of his

You told him you forgot your wallet and you're here to get it back, he just lets out an "ohhh" before pointing at your desk. "By the way... Why are you still here so late at night, anyways? Doing paperwork in the dark, no less" you ask as you pick up your wallet and put it back in the pocket of your trousers. Osamu stretches a little before leaning on his desk with his arms and responding with a huge sigh, "Kunikida is holding me back until I finish at least a folder's worth of papers." You just chuckle a bit before making your way to the door, that is before Osamu stops you.

"By the way... Now that you're here, well... I've been a little bored while scribbling on all these papers, mind helping me out?" And little did you not know it was a request you should not have accepted.

So how the hell did you manage to get from getting your wallet back to your trousers down to your knees, panties pushed aside and his cock buried deep in your cunt? Only the devil may know. But luckily for you what you did know is you were near tears as you waited for him to finish his paperwork! When you agreed to helping him out you thought he meant his papers but oh...how wrong you were... At least he wasn't bored anymore! Far from it actually! He was getting a kick out of you squirming and whinning as you sat all pretty on his hardening dick! Which is why he put an arm on your hip, to stop your squirming.

Your pathetic whines were truly music to his ears as you started begging him to let you move, raising a chuckle out of him. "Just a bit more, belladonna~ only got a bit left~" You let out a shaky sigh, leaning back and resting your head against his shoulder, wondering how long "only a bit" really is.

To be fair it wasn't even that much time, but those 10 minutes felt like 10 hours instead. His dick throbbing inside your tight, warm hole was really getting to you and honestly it felt like he slowed down writing just to drag it out a bit more just to tease you. As he finished writing, you let out a sigh of relief. He put all of his papers back in the folder with a satisfied hum before turning his attention on you, a smirk played up on his lips as he looked at you with those mesmerizing brown eyes of his, intent and desire behind them. He put his lips closely to your ear, his breath fanning over it as he spoke, causing you to shiver.

"You did well, bella. Why don't I give you a reward, hmm?~"

And before you could process anything, you were bent over his desk, his cock now drilled even deeper into your pussy. You let out a soft moan and he chuckles, one hand pressing on your back and the other tightly holding your waist; a bruise or two were definitely going to be left behind.

He slowly starts thrusting into you, whimpers and moans escaping your precious lips as he leaned in close to your ear and moaned, all while wearing that smile on his face that made you fold oh so much.

"Ah~ oh bella~ never thought you'd be this tight... Ngh~ feels so good, baby. This was definitely worth the wait, yes?~" he asks you, not really expecting an answer as he picks up his pace, getting slightly rougher with you aswell, his grip tightening and his thrusts growing more harsh.

"Yeah? Oh yeah?~ yeeeaaaahh~ knew you'd agree"

As much as you'd want not to, you can't help but let out a loud moan as he hits that specific spot that your back arching and your eyesight full of stars. "Osamu..." Is all you can manage to babble out, causing him to let out a loud grunt as his pace becomes feral

"Ah fuck, the way you call my name like that~ mmm~ keep doing it, love~ I love it~" His voice drops with that last part, making you unable to keep holding on as you end up squirting all over his dick. Osamu's eyes widen slightly as he feels your walls suddenly clamp down on him as you pant and try to recover from your orgasm before you, out of nowhere, feel a pair of warm lips licking and suckling on your neck, leaving behind various hickeys.

"Hmm?~ sweet thing couldn't hold on just a bit more till I came?~ My... How needy~" he groans in your ear. He grunts as he feels your slick drip down his dick, getting closer to his own climax.

"Fuck...you're gonna take everything I give you like the good thing you are, right?~ Alright~..."

He doesn't even spare you a moment before a few final thrust is all it takes for him to dump his warm load into your aching cunt, soft whimpers and whines escaping your lips as you feel him filling you up as if you're a custard donut.

Both you and him take a couple of minutes to recover, panting heavily as you feel his cum drip out of your pussy before he leans back and looks down at you with a smile

"So how about round two, yeah? Wonder if we'll manage to see the sun rise!"

Maybe you should've just forgotten about your wallet...

[corralinesage]

I've never seen any gameplay of darksouls 3 (the only thing I know of is that one character and she wears a mask ikyk LMAO). I would be too stressed about the batteries if I ever played outlast and being chased. I do remember seeing nude (?) prisoners in the first one 💀, idk I passed by someone playing it and was thoroughly confused.

Haha do you go all out with the decorations or just a few to get into the holiday spirit. Do you think you’re a good gift giver? I would be so stressed about the gifts 😣. So Christmas is your fave holiday?

No one to eat your baking🥺!? Aww my fam swipes any baked goods in a matter of seconds 😭. Dw I'd eat your baking 😔. Hmm I've seen a few episode of Grey's anatomy. Yeah going to the theaters is fun (totally not for the movie popcorn heh)  Ooh I can't choose just one but at the top of my list I'd probably say The Silence of the Lambs and Lucy (idc what anyone says I love that movie sm 😭)

Oh I know 😫

The fucking batteries are my biggest opp ever. I’m so sick of them running out especially during the parts where it’s absolutely pitch black and some brute is trying to rip out my guts. The nude men are the scariest part of that game HAHA I do not need to see all that. Now if we were breaking into the female ward things would be different😭

I’d say I’m somewhere in the middle. We always have a huge (and real) Xmas tree and all the same decorations my family has used for all my life but we don’t do the America style lights outside etc, although our home has been compared to winter wonderland so I guess it depends on what you’re used to😩 I’m a good gift giver if I know what I’m getting for them and have a plan but if I have no ideas I’d say average. Christmas is definitely my fav holiday, yes. What about you?

My family is always on a diet so I don’t wanna sabotage them because they absolutely will inhale everything instantly😭 I’m just trying to make it easy as possible for them. Thank you, I definitely need volunteers to eat my baked goods. (It’s all abt the popcorn and snacks haha) ohhh those are both so so good. I love Lucy even tho ppl say it’s shit but I don’t agree hahah. It’s been so long since I watched silence of the lambs. I tried to rewatch with my ex last year but the vibes were a little too grim for the day we were having🫠

[denndrawings]

1. Used to be big on Paint Tool SAI but since I got Procreate I stopped drawing on my computer so I don’t use it anymore. Also Photoshop. I hate the way it works tbh.

2. Facing left! Absolutely love drawing profiles because they allow me to draw cool noses and that’s one of my favorite things to draw.

3. I used to do a lot of covers for imaginary books at the time. Maybe because I wanted to be a writer, and so the first thing I did even before starting to write the actual story was drawing the cover.

4. Armors! I love love love armors (both old and futuristic!) but god they are painful to draw.

5. 60/40 maybe?? I usually keep to myself and my friends most of my oc drawings and stuff I draw for the strahd campaign I DM. I would love to be one of those artists who is known for their ocs but I’m also kinda shy when it comes to talking about them so

6. I don’t know if this is what the question was meaning to ask but. I draw a lot of NSFW when I’m stressed. Like. Drawing anatomy is hARD specially if you can’t cover your mistakes with clothes so when I need to take my mind away from something that has me worried I do that because I need to be so focused on it I cannot think about the stress.

7. Watercolor. I suck at brushes and water but really appreciate those who are good at it. It requires patience and discipline and is one of my favorite mediums.

9. I don’t use them much anymore because Procreate let’s you see the drawings instead of having to look for them by name??? But I used to not be very descriptive, really. A lot of times it was just the name of the song I was listening to on repeat while drawing, or the names of the characters and an adjective, or just my opinion of the characters (for example idk, “Kane you are a little shit”).

10. Every one I can put excessive detail in. Love drawing little stitches here and there, embroidery, belt buckles, etc.

11. Music, all the time! If I’m drawing my characters or a friends’ I listen to their playlists, if not just whatever I am fixated at that specific time.

12. Hair. Love drawing hair and maybe sneaking little hearts on curls or in general helping the silhouette of the character with it. This also applies to body hair because I love drawing the hair patterns on the skin!

14. Weapons! Dramatic lighting! People loving eachother!

15. Either desk or bed. I’ve managed the perfect pillow position to support my back and lift my knees up to use them as a table and it is 13/10

16. Lighting. Listen, I love light but when I start a piece I rarely know what I’m gonna do with it and so I always end up finding myself searching for lighting inspiration on,y when I have finished the flat colors

17. Nah, I don’t.

18. I am pretty careful in general so I don’t think I have broken anything (yet).

19. swORDS >:)

20. Hands, maybe. They are fun they are so expressive!

21. My friend @ bro.tticelli (on IG) ‘s! She is a beast on stylization and her style is super cartoon but So Beautiful. Go check her out go go.

22. I should definitely do some but 💀

23. Yeah! A lot, actually.

24. Fuck yeah, and they are fun to search so.

25. Anime! I may be the only artist on my generation that didn’t have an anime phase and doesn’t really watch much of it??? Like, I’ve watched a couple of shows and some films and my girlfriend is slowly putting it into my head but I definitely haven’t watched enough for it to be a direct inspiration.

27. I should probably warm up but I usually forget (oops)

28. Lots of zines, yeah! And a couple big bangs and art secret Santa’s!

29. Music,weirdly. I don’t usually use it for inspiration but more as a way of staying focused?? Maybe it is my musician brain that analyzes stuff instead of just enjoying it, idk.

30. Deus apate with Augustine kneeling on the floor? I think it’s pretty hot and I really enjoyed doing it. Also maybe my nsfw side, but that’s probably because I don’t post it often. Or ever lately tbh

Weirdly Specific Artist Ask Game

Didn't see a lot of artist ask games, wanted to make a silly one.

(I wrote this while sick out of my mind last year and it's been collecting dust in my drafts, I might as well let it run free) 1. Art programs you have but don't use

2. Is it easier to draw someone facing left or right (or forward even)

3. What ideas come from when you were little

4. Fav character/subject that's a bitch to draw

5. Estimate of how much of your art you post online vs. the art you keep for yourself

6. Anything that might inspire you subconsciously (i.e. this horse wasn't supposed to look like the Last Unicorn but I see it)

7. A medium of art you don't work in but appreciate

8. What's an old project idea that you've lost interest in

9. What are your file name conventions

10. Favorite piece of clothing to draw

11. Do you listen to anything while drawing? If so, what

12. Easiest part of body to draw

13. A creator who you admire but whose work isn't your thing

14. Any favorite motifs

15. *Where* do you draw (don't drop your ip address this just means do you doodle at a park or smth)

16. Something you are good at but don't really have fun doing

17. Do you eat/drink when drawing? if so, what

18. An estimate of how much art supplies you've broken

19. Favorite inanimate objects to draw (food, nature, etc.)

20. Something everyone else finds hard to draw but you enjoy

21. Art styles nothing like your own but you like anyways

22. What physical exercises do you do before drawing, if any

23. Do you use different layer modes

24. Do your references include stock images

25. Something your art has been compared to that you were NOT inspired by

26. What's a piece that got a wildly different interpretation from what you intended

27. Do you warm up before getting to the good stuff? If so, what is it you draw to warm up with

28. Any art events you have participated in the past (like zines)

29. Media you love, but doesn't inspire you artistically

30. What piece of yours do you think is underrated