#the amount of restraint im using to keep the tags in small letters

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hey uh good omens fandom with all due respect WHAT THE RUTTING HELL DID YOU DO TO ME

GOOD OMENS MASCOT HERE, I DON'T KNOW WHY I KEEP DECLARING MYSELF A LOT OF YOU KNOW ME BY NAME NOW. I SUPPOSE I AM SIMPLY REMINDING YOU OF WHAT YOU DID TO THIS NOW-WRECKED SOUL.

I'VE JUST SPENT THE PAST... FOUR HOURS? FIVE? HELL WHAT IS THE TIME? PAST WHATEVER READING SEVERAL PIECES OF GOOD OMENS FANFICTION AND ALTERNATIVELY GIGGLING AND FOR THE LAST 45 MINUTES SOBBING OVER THIS HAPPY ENDING DEMON CROWLEY AND HUMAN PRIEST AZIRAPHALE AU WHY AM I CRYING OVER THIS. NONE OF THESE EVEN INVOLVE SEASON 2. I'M JUST HERE SOBBING.

FANDOM COME ANSWER FOR YOUR CRIMES WHAT THE DEUCE IS THIS.