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Random fun facts about my Twst ocs
pt,3 (its gonna be long)
Maddex Hatcliff
His hair is white with orange strands
he cuts his own hair (we can tell)
was a victim of trey's oyster sauce prank
he was like 11 and making a tart for fun and remembered trey telling him over the phone that oyster sauce makes it taste better
he hates oyster sauce for this specific reason
he's ambidextrous because he thought being able to write with his left hand would be fun
has terrible memory so he ends up mixing his stories together
however he does know all of heartslabyul's rules (just so he could find loopholes for every single one)
he's a go with the flow type of guy so you rarely ever see him upset
he knows how to do magic tricks
he dotes on riddle a lot and is mostly seen with him when he's not on class
Krohn Luteus
he dances when he cooks
is honestly really forgetful
he also gets scammed easily (Azul & ruggie you better stay away)
his solution is to cook food whenever people are arguing (it always works)
him and Ezmond are mostly found in the library cuz they're always studying together
ruggie makes krohn go on errands with him because he knows Krohn will say yes without asking for anything in return (he's just happy to be there)
he beat jack in an arm wrestling contest
talks to himself sometimes
will do a lot of things but giving his recipes away is where he draws the line (Azul is frustrated by this)
Viridis Ashengrotto
Emo
is NOT a morning person at all
is childhood friends with Leo
he tweaks out a lot for a lot of things
he was so mad he got placed in octavinelle because that meant he'd have to listen to Azul
he has to be woken up by Alfred otherwise he's sleeping through the whole day
is actually a well known painter
has sold a lot of his paintings already so he has a good amount of money
buys from luxury brands but rarely wears them because he's mostly painting (he can afford them)
sometimes he uses his merform to paint multiple things at the same time
is a great singer as well
his second best subject is animal linguistics
he knows how to play the bass
he sometimes collects scraps in the sea and makes art out of them
has slightly better grades in PE than azul
he sucks at potion making tho
Leo Kerdo
His merform is two times the size of his human form
The reason he's grumpy most of the time is because his human form is really short
he's much calmer when he's in his merform tho (still a little grumpy but not as much as usual)
he's what I'd like to call "Impatiently Patient" where he's gonna be patient with someone but he's gonna complain the whole time
He deals with Viri tweaking out a lot and he's the one who constantly has to set him straight (he smacks the shit outta him sometimes)
probably the only octavinelle student in flight class to actually be really good at flying
is surprisingly good at fighting despite his size
has a really big appetite
complains a lot when viri asks him for help but still helps him anyway (also cuz he gets compensation from Viri)
Alfred Manta
can cook really well
He's the one that does Viri's hair in the morning
His nickname for Viri is "Bocchan"
is easily irritated but hides it really well
he may or may not be responsible for any minor inconvenience you have
nobody can prove that he did it
often the one to speak for his brother if nobody can understand his gestures
Him and Rook have a sort of cat and mouse rivalry
him and Jade hate each other
got some sorta butler beef between them for their respective Ashengrotto
they both try to hunt each other down (its basically two stalkers playing hide and seek with each other)
likes photography
has a weird collection of candid photos of everyone (when did he take them? only he knows the answer to that)
purposefully stands in the dark near the light switch to scare anyone who comes in but then acts like everything's completely normal (freak)
his favorite food is shrimp (run yuu)
Reese Manta
mostly snickers and giggles
he's selectively mute
he's very silly
he doesn't really care much for people so you don't really see him hanging out with anyone outside of viri,leo,and his brother
Can write really fast
he can draw but mostly just draws silly doodles on his sketchpad
he's very expressive even when he doesn't talk
he talks when his brother isn't around to talk for him but he usually whispers it on someone else's ear (viri) so they can talk for him
he doesn't really feel like he has much to say so he doesn't say anything
tho he does talk out loud when he's got a great insult or just an insult in general
him and Floyd are surprisingly good friends
once tried to gross Viri out by shoving takoyaki in front of his face and Viri looked him dead in the eyes and ate it with no hesitation
Viri gained his respect that day
his favorite food is tempura
Ezmond Morado
He lets Krohn braid his hair sometimes when they hang out
is really good at sewing
makes his own outfits sometimes
He was the one who managed the pomefiore dorm in rook and vil's absence in book 6 (it's like vil never left)
krohn makes him eat more even though he has a diet
Pan Nikos
low key has a sleeper build (he used to work out)
is technically related to Jade and Floyd cuz their Mama's are sorta cousins
his stamina is situation dependant
he can be rushing in without getting tired or he's dead on the floor the first minute in
never let bro play rage games
Peyn Algos
thinks he's more mature than the others but he's really not
he got his UM when he was encountering overblot malleus
he can speak fae tongue
picks fights with sebek the most (mostly cuz they're both really similar)
Idia Shroud's #1 glazer (only in the presence of people he hates)
Lucien Thornhill
almost fist fought Rollo in glomas
his hair is naturally curly and orange
he straightens it very often
needs glasses but doesn't wear them to maintain his appearance
has a resting bitch face
he's a perfectionist
one of malleus's retainers appointed by the senate
is an owl fae
has a younger brother named Edwin that goes to royal sword
he is really great at sports, Spelldrive especially
has a weird hyperfixation on balusters
one minor inconvenience away from a crashout
sebek low key has beef with him
carved his own wand and uses that instead of the magical pens they give you
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ignore how I posted this unfinished
#i missclicked#but yeah#twst oc#twisted wonderland oc#twst#twisted wonderland#oc#twst wonderland#Maddex Hatcliff#Krohn Luteus#viridis ashengrotto#Leo Kerdo#Alfred Manta#Reese Manta#Ezmond Morado#Pan Nikos#Peyn Algos#Lucien Thornhill#heartslabyul#savanaclaw#octavinelle#pomefiore#ignihyde#Diasomnia#malleus#sebek#jade leech#floyd leech#idia shroud#rook hunt
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If She Knew....3 (Joel Miller)
Description: Ellie freaks out on Joel after he confronts Ellie about her behavior towards her sister
Warning: Smut
Word Count:1,566
Part One Part Two
It was eating Ellie alive, her sister and Joel. She knew that eventually the truth would come to life but how long were they willing to take this? She watched as they laughed and talked, everything coming together. They acted like a couple all of the time and it was right in front of her face. “Has she talked to you?” Joel asked Y/N who was damn near on his lap. “Barely.” She mumbled, taking a sip of her wine. Joel shook his head, her not talking to him was one thing but to not talk to her sister actually made him mad.
Y/N was very upset over it and Joel hated to see her upset. Ellie was being very disrespectful towards them and he bit his tongue too many times. “She has no reason to be like that towards you.” He nearly growled. Y/N looked at him, he looked pissed. “Joel, she’s probably going through it right now. I mean Seth was being a dick to her and she’s probably embarrassed that we stuck up for her.” Y/N tried but Joel shook his head, “Don’t matter. You’re her sister.” He said. Y/N traced patterns on his chest, “She’s an adult now. I can’t always protect her.” “Well it isn’t bad that you try.” Though Y/N agreed with him but she understood Ellie being upset over it.
“I know but she could have handled that her-” “I don’t care!” Joel stood up, his voice booming. Y/N looked up at him in shock, “Joel.” She said but he shook his head. “She can act that way with me, sure but you? No, she’s not treating you like that! You’ve done a lot for her.” He exclaimed. Y/N slowly stood up and placed her wine on the table, she looked at Joel who was very upset and pulled him to her, “I appreciate you looking out for me but she’ll get over it.” Y/N whispered to him before kissing him. Joel hated how easy he folded when it came to her but she wouldn’t change it for the world.
Y/N pushed him down on the couch, a grunt escaping him as she climbed on him. She tried to keep kissing him but he pulled away, breathing hard. “You surely know how to distract me from serious shit.” He said and she giggled, “Yeah, it’s my talent.” She shrugged and kissed him again. She was already wet from this and he was barely touching her, her hips started grinding against his as she grew desperate. Ellie in the garage for the night, they had no worries of her coming inside, given the time so they weren’t moving.
“I need you Joel.” She whined against his lips, her hips moving faster. “Get off on my thigh.” He told her and she nearly stopped grinding, “What?” She asked and he smirked, “You think you can distract me like that and get my dick? No, you can cum on my thigh tonight.” Her jaw dropped, he never turned down sex but given her motives she understood why. His hands moved her hips so she was no longer grinding on his dick, she looked down and saw that she was now straddling his thigh. He had the perfect thighs for riding and the more she thought about it, the more wet she got. “Well?” She looked up at him and sighed, she wasn’t extremely happy that it wasn’t his dick but she wasn’t ungrateful.
Her hips moved against his thigh, her arms wrapped around his neck as she stared at him. Her PJ pants and panties in the way of feeling his rough jeans against her clit. But it felt really good anyway, “Fuck.” She whispered and her head fell back, Joel’s hands dragging her hips on him. “Bet your little pussy is drooling from this.” He said and oh he was right. She was soaked in her panties and needed to get out of them asap. “So good.” She mumbled and gripped his thigh, speeding up. She looked so hot, so pathetic humping his thigh.
He would cherish this view forever. “Joel, let me take my-” but her moan cut her words off and he stopped her hips. She got off his thigh and removed her pants and panties. His eyes widened at her panties that were drenched in her juices, how was she this turned on? He immediately pulled her back on his thigh, she gasped as her needy clit came in contact with his rough jeans, “Fuck.” She whispered. His jeans felt amazing, better than she thought it would feel and when he dragged her hips on his thigh she whined his name. “Does that feel good, baby?” He asked as he watched her face, knowing the answer.
She tried to speak, to form words but each thrust of her hips had her moaning. “So fucked out on my thigh, you can’t even talk.” He tsked at her but she didn’t care. All she could care about was the pleasure building in between her legs. His jeans were drenched at this point but the sight was so hot to him that he didn’t even care. Her eyes nearly rolled as she felt her high approaching, “J-Joel.” She tried to warn him but he knew.
He knew her body so well by this point that he didn’t even need to be inside of her to know, “Cum for me. Drench my fuckin’ thigh.” He whispered and watched as her hips stuttered and lost rhythm, he helped her drag her pussy as she came, moaning his name loudly. “Fuck. Such a beautiful sight.” He praised as she rode out her high. She was panting like a dog by the time she was down from her high and he smirked, “Now that was hot.” He said and slapped her ass. She gave him a tired smile and yawned, exhausted from her orgasm. She got off his thigh with shaky legs and grabbed her clothes going upstairs, “You coming?” She asked and he got up and followed her up the stairs.
Ellie just got back from hanging out with Dina and her sister wasn’t in sight, it was just Joel who looked very disappointed in her. He had asked her in the morning while Y/N was still asleep if she would come down to his office to talk. She was hesitant but agreed, “You wanted to talk?” She asked him, standing in the doorway. “Have a seat.” He motioned for her to sit in the chair across from him. She rolled her eyes but did as she waited for him to speak. “Your sister is worried about you.” He starts, “She thinks you’re still mad at her for sticking up for you.” Ellie was over that and onto the fact that the old man across from her is fucking her sister.
“She’s doing her job. She loves you and cares for you. I think you need to get over whatever you are holding against her.” So, he didn’t play when it came to Y/N, Ellie thought. She chuckled a little bit and Joel didn’t like that, “You find this funny?” He asked and Ellie shook her head, “Not that, No.” She said. “You think it’s funny to disrespect her like that?” He asked her. She looked at him like he was crazy, “I’m not disrespecting her-” “You are! You’re barely talking to her over something stupid!” He yelled at her.
“You can act like that with me all you want but she’s your sister and you will respect her.” What Ellie said next slipped out in the heat of the moment but the look on his face was one not to regret, “So you think that just because you’re fucking my sister you get to tell me what to do? You think that you deserve her, that you’re family because of it?” Ellie asked. Joel’s face dropped more than it already was. He stared at her, not knowing what to say. How’d she figure it out? He had so many questions. Ellie smirked but it was a bitter one, she caught him off guard. “What?” He croaked out and she laughed.
“Yeah I know that you and my sister are sneaking around behind my back. That’s why I’ve been distant with you guys! I can’t believe you guys would do this! Why she would do this, why she would do you. You are an old man, Joel. She’s young and beautiful, naive it seems. It sickens me that she’s with you of all people! And the best part is you guys have rings so it’s obviously more than sex.” Ellie yelled, Joel stared at her. His eyes gave everything away, he was hurt by her words.
“Got nothing to say? No lies? No ‘you don’t know what you’re talking about?” She asked him and he shook his head. “I love her, Ellie.” She shook her head, “You wouldn’t even bat an eye at her in the real world.” Ellie said. “I get that you’re protective over her-” “No, don’t start that! She went behind my back too, you both did! I just hope she realizes that she can do better.” Ellie growled before leaving. Joel looked down, he was hurt by her words. What had he done to Ellie to make her think those things about him? How was he going to tell Y/N?
#joel miller smut#joel miller x reader#joel miller imagine#joel miller#joel miller the last of us#the last of us#tlou season 2#the last of us fanfiction#pedro pascal#pedro pascal x reader#ellie the last of us#bella ramsey
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Hear me out, Rung as Tarn’s rival, could be yandere Rung too or not but imagine. Tarn who views reader is a god having to literally go up against cybertronian god. They’re different enough that I think it’ll make an interesting contrast. An obsessive mech who loves and worships you vs chill robot dude who is actually god and would also prob obsess over you after you show that hey look you remember him
Are you a mind reader because I've literally been thinking about him!!! Ngl I've been lowkey obsessed with @/xaythefreak (I won't tag tag them but I did see their post while searching their name up where they mentioned me —Hello, I see you >:)) Yan! Rung and @/cheschesterpossum's CITF AU with their Rung too so Yeah, I don't think I'll ever forget Rungs name LOL!! AND HONESTLY I AGREE! Opposite personalities obsessed over one person. If we follow LL Liaison Reader, I would love to add Liaison reader being close to Rung! And perhaps the reason why Reader remembers his name is because you adore him so much, like you prefer to stay with him due to his chill vibes and the fact that his frame is not big enough to crush you under his pede so you feel pretty safe by his side.
Though the main MAIN reason why I wanted Overlord as Tarn's rival is because I feel like he'd be petty enough to physically fight Tarn for you and maybe kidnap reader for shits and giggles because he'd be a little shit like that. I want Tarn to physically fight to bring you back to his side you know?
WIth Rung, there's not enough 'rival' energy I feel like. But Rung's advantage over Tarn is him being reader's favourite, plus him being the ships psychiatrist means he knows more about reader than Tarn. Though Tarn can overpower Rung with his strength, Tarn only knows you as his deity and sees everything you do as holy, while Rung knows you as you! And loves that you are so lovably mortal and yet that mortality did not stop you from remembering him.
That being said, I am not against bot harems, on the contrary I thrive in writing multiple characters pining for reader. So once I come up with an idea of a dynamic with the three of them pining for reader (and trust me I will!) I will be unstoppable! (if ppl want me to write for them 👉👈)
Gods I want to write for so many IDW bots but I don't have a feel for their personality yet, I did find a youtube account that talks about the basics of Transformer bots so I'm praying the video talks about what their personalities are like. After that, I'll let the delulu play with them >:)))
#ask#yandere#yandere x reader#transformers x reader#transformers#yandere transformers#yandere transformers x reader#tarn x reader#yandere tarn x reader#yandere rung x reader#yandere overlord x reader#transformers idw#rung x reader#overlord x reader
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09 Ghost’s design: Reasonable enough
22 Ghost’s design: A man who has decided to commit to the bit
#Listen I loveeeee using 09 Ghost’s backstory for 22 Ghost#But I also think it would be really funny if 22 Ghost had no actual reason to dress up in a skull mask#Like he just does it for shits n giggles or something#simon ghost riley#call of duty#cod#lemonwrap’s misc tag
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this is pissing me off bc bez looks so good in this picture but ALL I CAN SEE IS MY EX BOYFRIEND.



its really just the hair but i actually am tweaking rn.
#guys.#WHY WOULD YOU GUYS LET ME FIND THIS PICTURE#im actually gonna jump#also ignore how ugly i looked#he didnt let me dress how i wanted bc he didnt want to be seen w someone who dressed like i do#GOD I WAS SO STUPID#(it was like 6 months ago)#am i sharing too much about myself rn.#guys#do u think im weird#be honest#do i make u giggle ever 😕🙏#kats chattin shit#motogp#marco bezzecchi#mb72#also my ex bf said he was like half black and would always say the n word#(one of the many reasons i left)#but looking back he's as pale as me.#(a czech person who never goes outside)
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Left to watch a movie and now people on tiktok are saying Dan is the guy that dumped Conan Gray🤨😐
#wtf is wrong with yall😭#what was the reason#why would someone make that up just for shits and giggles#it actually is kinda funny#but STILL#dnp#dan and phil#daniel howell#amazingphil#danandphilgames#dnpgames#phan#phil lester#phandom#danisnotonfire
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I think the way the Lady and the Thin Man became a lot more enjoyable to me as a duo when I stopped believing Six to be the Lady needs to be studied in a lab
#carols.txt#the context is that i always disliked every lady pairing since when i was young#esp because everyone was trying to give her a husband when she frankly never needed one at all#and it seemed detrimental to her character ever to little media illiterate carols#but i've been in fandoms a long time so when ln 2 came out i kinda expected them to be and#i didnt like it but i guess it was... fine for the shits and giggles#then i started doing the digging in the games myself and I was like 《wait. WAIT》#listen i love when two characters are the sides of a coin. i love when theres complexity that could be explored#《what complexity》 the one i made up in my mind /j#i think that they are VERY interesting if you read them separately but reading them in context together is... ough. OUGHHHHHB#this is how they got the pass from me. like OK ................ ok old people i'll let you out of the asylum just this once#they're both vile in a way that is so different and tied into each other's narrative in a way that is so visceral#i need to actually write out why because you will be looking at my insane tags and not understanding I PROMISE YOU I HAVE MY REASONS#I PROMISE
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I did, in fact, write a descendants fic and I did, in fact, make Mal gay. I also did, in fact, write the Chillin Like a Villain scene just because Ben, being the annoying little brother that he is, followed them to the Isle and proceeded to dick around and fuck shit up because he has zero chill
#descendants#descendants 2#ben florian#so freakin silly imo#i wrote it for the shits and giggles actually i just thought that concept was funny#in which ben florian follows his friends to the isle of the lost to help bring his sister’s gf back#then proceeds to be the reason they break into song about how he seriously needs to chill the fuck out
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already have a bday thing ready for mammon orz
#rmb#rambles in the tags 💔#me when i scroll thru pinterest and find the perfect image for a mammon and flamin toter doodle#summarizes their relationship pretty well me thinks#IM SORRTTTETRRYYYY TOTER MAMS IN THE BRAIN#i get to live through another bday bc of mammon its HIS fault actually he's funny like that i want to hug him#sigh... time to doodle again#asmo is next LOL#party duo's out here reminding me of my own friends and family ahdlahdkahdks#mostly asmo ngl#ILL DRAW A SEPERATE THING W/O MY MC TRUST 🙏#mammon gets to have special bday privileges#just bc its 9/10#we have a celebration the next day every year for reasons so my cake will also be his LOL#gonna draw them all tgt this time trust me#(going to suffer bc the most ive drawn in one thing was 5 people... maybe 9 a few years ago bc of love live <3)#oh no i am suddenly itching to draw triworlds#they've been on my mind lately i want to draw them dancing bc theyre all SILLY#why is it so hard to reorganize tags on mobile#grrr.... anyway i will (probably) (... probably not) prepare for september 🙏#ill try getting that mango sansrival bc i miss it then add like. those cutouts people have been putting on cakes for shits and giggles LOL#mammon on my mango sansrival cake
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Broke: using an AI to replicate a voice actor’s voice without their consent to voice your OC 😤
Woke: Forcing yourself to learn how to do voice acting to speak and sing in character, so YOU could be your OC’s own voice claim 💅✨
#Might be a tad mentally ill as thats one of the reasons why I’m attempting to get better at doing voices 💀#I wanna animate Quantum speaking one of these days damnit#Hell Requiem might be a funny option too lmao#Quantum basically sounds like Eda Clawthorne but with a slight Texan drawl#And for shits and giggles her singing voice claim is similar to the lead singer’s voice in Enchante by Dirt Poor Robins if she COULD sing#Not sure if Quantum actually can or not tbh-#Spit takes
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the devs of fire emblem 4, clueless: I’m going to name this now ichiaval that’s cool
the internet: >:)
#for those of you who don’t know someone listed a fire emblem weapon as odins bow in Norse myth on Wikipedia for some reason#and for some fucking reason? it’s now in like actual shit? like ifI worked on fire emblem 4 id be giggling about that to this day#ichiaval my beloved
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I asked an AI to physically describe Paul and Art and it is 👌adamant👌 that they are both over 6 foot for some ungodly reason.
#im not about using ai to create art cos thats directly harmful to artists but thought i would see what it had to sayyy#it managed to get that Paul has a receeding hairline but not that he's a tiny tiny king??#“beatlesque”???#imagining art with a bowl cut now thanks buddy#also apparently pauls eyes are blue and arts hair is dark brown#theres a reason paul doesnt have blue eyes he is sinister enough as it is#my eyes are blue btw#PAUL SIMON IS A TALL THIN MAN#none of these acknowledge art being fuzzy and it upsets me#if you dont know that paul simon is short and art garfunkel is fuzzy what are you doing?#i told the ai that paul simon is one inch tall for shits and giggles and it said hmm no thats not true actually#well goddamn its closer to the truth than paul simon being tall and thin with blue eyes???#what alternate universe is it describing to me?#love how it talks about pauls fashion taste tho#true he has been a hat guy as hes gotten older and i love that but the mention of cowboy hats gave me flashbacks to that one SNL skit 🤠#he is more noteably a scarf guy imo#in this robots au where theyre tall art is still one inch taller and thats whats important#raspy and soulful????#paul simon#art garfunkel#simon and garfunkel#simon & garfunkel#s&g#s&g memes#kinda not really idk what this is honestly but its funny so there u go
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Spencer wouldn’t gaslight Trina & she’ll probably be a little mad but see why he did it. I don’t get the doom & gloom people have be doing with Spencer & Trina will things are good and they’re growing together
Well let's be clear that we're basically using a colloquial, bastardized take on the term "gaslight" in general because it is legitimate abuse terminology and I just realized I don't want to conflate the two. I don't think Spencer lies to Trina for controlling purposes or in an attempt to get some kind of power over her. He's typically doing it cause he has the instincts of a Cassadine. It's like a weird defense mechanism for him.
But that said, idk i do think Spencer has this weird crutch about trying to lie to Trina because he's afraid of disappointing her. It's one of those things that's unfortunately been embedded in their dynamic since their first meeting when he pretended to be a barback named Victor. Spencer is often sabotaging his reality chasing after an ideal. He wants to be the guy that agrees with Trina about getting rid of the evidence, that sees things her way. So he pretends to be that guy and then holds onto the evidence anyways.
Even though Trina would probably prefer that he just straight up told her he didn't see things her way but he'll compromise by keeping the evidence locked in the safety deposit box for now. But yeah, I agree that he probably wouldn't (successfully) gaslight Trina because he's just bad at lying to her lol. She typically sees right through him and he turns into a complete mess. All his smooth Cassadine skills of deceit eventually collapse around her. And I agree that I don't think this pandora's box element is gonna spell their "doom" as a pairing.
It'll probably just be an obstacle they end up overcoming together. I just don't see any signs that there's a divestment in the energy for this pairing, I think it's just been a while since people have been this invested in a soap pairing and it makes people panicky. Which is probably exactly what the writers want.
#gh#trina robinson#spencer cassadine#you know they do little dumb shit like spencer lying for no reason#then start giggling like 'ooh they're gonna lose their minds over this 🤭'#but yeah i think their general theme as a couple is going to be choosing each other in spite of the many obstacles#so i think this will be part of that#and i actually need to charge my phone but i am gonna answer more than one q#i promise lol
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honestly i think the stupidest fucking creation that ever existed is ‘the great game’ or whatever the fuck halamshiral thinks i should buy into.
#ooc. o kaptain.#[like everyone needs with vg upholding ‘the status quo’ but…. I can’t exactly dissolve the ‘great game’ or whatever. you know. the political#situation where people kill each other for funsies instead of actually trying to help the people who are around them DYING AND SUFFERING???#I’m not even being a hater I just think… it’s incredibly fucking annoying that I cannot even push against this shit. or I’ll get kicked out?#like people are allowed to discuss ‘the great game’ and I can react with extreme disdain but I can’t… do anything about it. with anyone. I#can just sneer and be annoyed. they’ve spent hours being like ‘boy howdy you sure are the inquisitor and people will listen to you!’ and yet#I am still playing this INSANE game in the middle of AN ACTUAL LITERAL WAR. why are no options TURN OVER A FUCKING TABLE?? CORRAL THESE#PEOPLE OUT OF HERE YELLING??? SOMETHING??? like. I’m still reeling from my random ass lavellan rolling up in orlais and hearing people be#like ‘giggle giggle isn’t it delightful when the game takes a life’ and I can’t respond with ‘OKAY YOU SICK FUCKS???’ I just DONT. I DONT#UNDERSTAND. i just want to TELL THESE PEOPLE WHERE TO SHOVE IT. I am IMMEDIATELY a hater of orlais. holy shit it’s… all about appearances.#AND NOT EVEN IN A FUN SUBTLE WAY. in a ‘oopsie this could end in anyone’s death! but for no reason!’ and not a ‘where’d that guy go? is he#dead?’ I JUST WISH IT WAS LOW KEY. I JUST WISH ALL THESE PEOPLE DIDNT COME OFF AS BATSHIT. JOSIE YOU GREW UP HERE SO YOU GET A PASS. BUT. ??#WHY CAN’T I BE MORE BATSHIT ABOUT THIS IN GAME. also things I love: thom lying like fuck at halamshiral. fucking silver wings of valor. I#love that man.]
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can i be honest and say it's supah obvious whn smone's lnv characterizations are butt ass bcs they only watched the lnv cinematics and not the long livestreams
#they don't act like tht all the time 😭 the reason those moments get highlighted r bcs they're in the dramatic highlight reel#regular lnv q is like not even tht different w regular q he isn't even tht Mean 😭 he actually talks and jokes around w ppl a lot#he like respects them more thn ppl ever wnna talk abt like..cfundy told cq abt his premonition dreams and when cq wanted to use them for#security reason cfundy says he was uncomfortable w that and cq drops it and apologizes n never brings it up again#he's also not jst starry eyed at slime idk wht ppl r on w that he thinks he's silly and he likes him a lot but he canon gets frustrated w#him smtimes? he calls him a dumbass and once whn cslime started controlling cfundy w the slime he snuck inside of him#cq and fundy both start freaking out and cq starts CHASING HIM DOWN TO WACK HIM UNTIL HE STOPS 😭#and even that ccharlie isnt like brainless or stupice he like lies all the time and leans into shit for the bit like Canonically he's over#a million and he lies abt being able to control parts of himself TOO THEIR FACES after they call it out and he's like giggling it's the best#ever. like sorey not to be annoying lorehead again but this is the annoying lorehead blog dont play w me. watch the streams for gods sake yr#killing me yr killing me yr killing me#huri.txt#discourse
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you read stuff on wattpad for shit and giggles where most of the fics there are reader-inserted ones written in 1st person pov where y/n is a barely legal white girl with blonde hair and blue “orbs” who’s so smol and fragile that she’s dependent entirely on this morally questionable guy who’s killing people for a living but for some reason happens to have a soft spot for her.
you read real actual literature on archive of our own where it’s two middle aged men, who are each other’s sworn enemies, with tragic past, trauma and strong homoerotic tension. and while they’ve made each other bleed, killed each other’s friends and loved ones out of jealousy / possessiveness, lied and betrayed and manipulated, the rawness, depth, complexity and slow burn will keep you up all night, haunt you during your day and possibly change your life forever. and also the sex isn’t just smut. the sex is poetry that puts Shakespeare to shame
#ao3#archive of our own#wattpad#enemies to lovers#mlm#fanfic#fanfiction#writing#writeblr#writers#writer#blorbo#fictional characters#comfort character#blorbos#whump#angst#whumpblr#meme#fandom#memes#fandoms#humor#funny#comedy
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