#the actual reason is for the shits and giggles

[pyxilate]

actually my Power and Kenobi ship is literally just for shits and giggles like I have no real reason behind it.

same with Maddie and Mel from arcane.

I forget that most people ship things because they want characters to be in a happy relationship and not because they want them to have weird sex things with atrocious psychological consequences

[nylibrty]

you've been waiting for me ⸝ ⸝ ⸝ b.stewart

「pairing」 breanna stewart x reader

「summary」 she just looks too damn good on that float.

「cw」 smut, strap packing, daddy kink, impact play, strap on usage, choking, breeding kink, praise, cigar usage??, js generally rough

「notes」 this is the nastiest thing ive written in a while, hope you enjoy

she looked good.

she always looked good, but when you’re drunk and still off the high of a championship, she looked fucking incredible.

the way the tight tank top clung to her body and the way her hips were swaying had your brain fogging and you knew you needed her. you were sure the alcohol coursing through your body right now probably wasn’t helping with this problem either.

you were sat on the other side of the float, watching the festivities quietly and mostly admiring the way breanna was, but now you were walking over to her. finding your way into her arms as you did many times before. she gladly accepted you, holding you close and offering you a drag off of her cigar.

“hm?” she smiled as she held it over to you.

you cautiously took it into your hand, taking it a slow hit off of it and letting the smoke fill your lungs.

you really didn’t understand why breanna loved them so much,

but that’s besides the point. even in your drunken state, you were still acutely aware of how her hips were grinding against your ass, the feeling of soft plastic bumping into you.

then you realized, she had the strap on under her sweatpants.

you gasped, taking an experimental grind backwards to prove if your theory was actually correct. and it was, plastic pushing through her sweats and into your ass almost made you moan out loud. you glanced behind you to see breanna with a shit eating grin.

“are you..?”

“maybe,” she mumbled into your ear, hot breath fanning over the shell before her teeth found your lobe and bit down softly.

“oh you’re so lucky we’re almost out of here,” you whined.

the next 20 minutes were hell. breanna ensured that you were pressed up against her the entire time, grinding herself into you. “you’re such a tease, bre.” you whined, leaning back into her.

“oh i know baby,” she smiled, taking another drag off the cigar. she exhaled the smoke right past your face, the fog lingered in front of you, smelling the tobacco in the air. “but doesn’t that make it more fun?” she smirked, her arm wrapping around your chest and pulling you closer.

you leaned into her touch again, gladly taking any reason to be closer to her. it didn’t help the wetness pooling in your panties. you were desperate for friction, attempting anything to gain it. you rolled your hips backwards again, allowing the strap in her pants to hit your ass once more. you gently whined at the feeling, your head resting your head back on her shoulder. 

finally, you two were at the end of the parade and free to go until the party later that night. you impatiently dragged breanna back to her car. “somebody’s needy,” she teased, giggling at your behavior.

“oh shut up,” you whined.

she grinned and started the drive. thankfully, it wasn’t that long and before you knew it you were being dragged up to her apartment. you two stumbled through the hallway, lips intertwined and moving in tandem. you moaned into her mouth at the way she groped your ass. 

her demeanor changed once you two were in the bedroom. “strip and get on all fours.” she said, her tone steady and stern.

you nodded, scrambling to take off your shirt and jeans while she removed her clothes as well. you watched her pull down her boxers, the silicone sat on her hips being released from the the tight confines of the fabric. a soft moan left your mouth involuntarily at the sight of her, her tall stature towering over you.

you flipped onto your stomach and got onto your knees. she walked up to you and grabbed your hips, pulling you closer to her. you whimpered at the way she so easily manhandled you, moving you around like you were nothing. you could feel the dildo pushing up against your wet folds. she moved the tip up and down through the slick, prodding in and out of your entrance.

“bre, please,” you whined, your hips attempting to push back into the dildo.

“try again,” she pulled your hair, the sharp tug sending pleasure through your body.

“daddy please,”

she groaned at that, her hips bucking into you, thrusting the dildo deep inside your cunt. you fell forward, falling off of your hands allowing your face to rest on the mattress below you. you moaned at the sudden fullness and the way breanna grabbed at your ass and hips. 

her hips stayed stalled, not yet moving to allow you to get use to the fullness. however, her hand raised and came down sharply on your ass. you moaned louder than before, which only spurred her on further. after what felt like forever, her hips began to move slowly. you could hear her groans, as if she could actually feel her length pumping in and out of you, and a part of you believed that she really thought she could. 

“faster, please daddy,” you whined, needy for more.

“you’re so impatient, ma,” she mumbled, her hips still moving at an agonizing slow pace. you whined for more, attempting to take the job into your own hands and move your hips the speed you wanted, but she quickly shut that down. she grabbed your hips and held them in place, unable to squirm out her strong grasp.

she finally quickened the pace of her strokes. her hips snapping against yours as you attempted to muffle your noises into the mattress. her free hand came up to pull on your hair, pulling hard enough to lift your head from the mattress, “i wanna hear you baby,”

you graciously complied, the combined sound of your moans and her groans filling the room. in moments like these you were incredibly grateful for her height, she could so easily still fuck you senseless and  also lean over to whisper in your ear.

she was close enough to your face that you could smell the mixture of her cologne and the cigar smoke still clinging to her skin, a mixture that was pure sex appeal at its finest. “you gonna cum for daddy?” she growled, thrusting harder into your cunt.

you babbled incoherent nonsense in a weak attempt at replying to her question. suddenly, the movement of her hips were a lot slower and she was tugging on your hair more aggressively. you were still full, but there was no friction of her moving cock inside you, making you whine. 

“answer me or i’ll pull out,”

“i-i am daddy, please” you whined, sputtering through your attempt at a coherent sentence.

“good girl,” she replied, her tone a lot sweeter now. she kissed the side of your face gently before returning the movement of her hips. it was faster and more aggressive now, practically making your eyes roll back into your skull.

you were close, you could feel yourself barrel towards the edge, just needing a little more. as if breanna could read your mind, her free hand that was once holding your hair in a makeshift ponytail was suddenly around your neck, squeezing just enough to make you cum.

“fuck! daddy!” you moaned out, your body going limp against the mattress. breanna caught you though, lifting your hips back up in place and continuing to pound into you, chasing her own release.

she leaned over again, her lips brushing against your ear as she spoke, “i’m gonna fill you up and get you pregnant, ma,” she moaned. your body shuddered at the thought, sending you right to your second orgasm. “fuck cum with me baby,” she moaned again, her rythm much more sporadic than previously. she let out quiet whimpers as you two both came, her hips pushing deep into you one last time.

you two stayed like that for a bit, her body wrapped around yours as her cock was nestled deep inside of you. you two panted, coming down from the high of your encounter. after what felt like minutes, breanna finally pulled out, the dildo shining from the sheer amount of arousal and cum that coated it. “did so good for me pretty girl,” she mumbled as she removed the strap and brought the wet dildo up to your lips.

you took the hint, separating your lips just enough for her to push the dildo though, gently pushing and pulling it in and out of your mouth. “taste yourself baby,” she grinned, watching your blissed out eyes roll back at the sensation of the object in her mouth.

once breanna decided it was adequately cleaned, she removed it from your mouth and got up from the bed. she threw the strap in the sink for cleaning later and got a rag wet before returning to you. you were still laid out on your stomach, eyes half open.

“lay on your back for me, gonna clean you up,” she explained gently. you listened to her, rolling back and spreading your legs open. she took the rag and softly cleaned your thighs up before throwing that to the hamper to also be cleaned later. she cuddled up next to you and kissed your forehead.

“you did so good for me,” 

“thank you,” you smiled sleepily, “you have to brush your teeth before kissing me goodnight, i don’t wanna taste cigar,” you giggled.

“yes ma’am.”

[starry-bi-sky]

mmmmmm read a disciple shen yuan/shizun luo binghe fanfic about two days ago where the first chapter was the Immortal Conference arc, and SQQ was the one who had to be pushed into the abyss (he was still the villain) except Luo Binghe was refusing and was like, lowkey losing his mind about SQQ being so close to the edge. SQQ ended up having to be the one to fall in himself because of the system's punishment system. The rest of the fic is leading up to that moment. But like, MMM i've been obsessively thinking about that first chapter for DAYS ever since.

now i've been in svsss for a grand total of *checks watch* a week. but god obsessed with that. I want to write/read a fic where disciple SQQ goes a little nuts down there. Like keep all of the things that make SQQ, SQQ, but just. Throw in a little bit more trauma in there. A little bit of a mental break. Let him go a little nuts as a treat. Just a tad unhinged. I wanna see him go, just a little, "god fuck it, i've tried so hard to change this shitty story's outcome and it feels like everything i've done has been for nothing. I'm going to die in this world no matter what I do, I've been doomed from the start, so might as well die the way I want to." and he just, breaks a little! Under all the stress.

He still retains the traits that makes shen yuan, shen yuan, like his overwhelming kindness. But he's just! yk. A little less patient. Paranoid. Jumpy. Colder. A little more aloof and closed off. A little more Shen Jiu. He's no asshole child abuser, but he was a Number One Hater in his past life and he's leaning into that old habit a little more now.

(On a totally coincidental not-at-all related note, there's not enough SJ-and-SY-are-the-same-people fics out there that i've found. This is totally unrelated...)

The Endless Abyss turns the mind into an over-sharpened blade, and SQQ is both fascinated and perhaps a little excited to explore a place that doesn't have a lot of info on it in the mortal realm, but still terrified out of his mind. And he's no Luo Binghe, he doesn't have the sheer brute strength and power to just bulldoze his way through, so he has to be a lot more sneaky and cunning if he wants to survive.

The fic itself role-swapped LBH and SQQ so that SQQ was the half-demon (which lowkey fucks) and LBH the human, but I'm equally-if-not-more obsessed with the idea that LBH remains the half-heavenly demon and SQQ the human. If only because I keep thinking about SQQ befriending some demons (particularly and specifically a group of succubi) and they grow very attached to this Human Cultivator so through magic plot stuff they create some kind of seal/illusion/talisman that makes SQQ appear as a demon because a human cultivator in the endless abyss may as well be the equivalent of putting a giant neon target on your back.

And iirc Shen Jiu was taught demonic cultivation by that one guy(?? i've only been here a week so im not caught up in ALL of the lore yet) so that could totally happen here.

(On the other end of the realms, poor Shizun Luo Binghe is just. losing his fucking mind over losing his most precious and beloved disciple. About .5 seconds from burning down the peaks himself. somebody sedate him.)

The Endless Abyss sucks and SQQ is having a really terrible time and can feel himself going lowkey mad, but also holy shit look at all this WORLD-BUILDING. look at all this flora and fauna, and oh if he had the equipment for it he'd be writing all of this down. ALL OF IT. He was kinda-sorta-already planning on never leaving the Abyss as some sort of fucked up self-exile and self-preservation thing, but now he might? actually just?? never leave if he can help it, like he lowkey likes it down here.

anyways the next time anyone ever sees SQQ again he's got hair so long its almost touching the ground and he's either in rags and half-feral or he's been completely dolled up by his adoptive succubi sisters and still about three seconds from biting anyone who tries to touch him. (he's also lowkey trying to book it back down to the abyss even if he has desperately missed all of his friends and shizun)

[r0zzk1ll]

"this man, is weird.. CRAZY weird.." "he was always very bright.."

[scho17]

Oh that's lovely. The dichotomy of 'my son is dead' and also 'he's right here, he's in my hands and he weighs nothing, he’s cold.' AGHHH Jason who's still in his Robin suit. Throwing up everywhere God I'm so not good. 

JLA, at some point probably: Where’s the other Robin (Jason)?

Robin (Tim): With Uncle Danny.

JLA: Batman has a brother???

Maybe they think its like the bat equivalent of saying that the dog went to the farm the more time goes on. (Read: Where’s Robin (Steph)? Oh, she’s with Uncle Danny!) (granted shes not actually dead but ykwim)

Give me Jason who’s having the time of his unlife in the Ghost Zone. Danny who is very much the cool uncle because he lets Jason do just about anything A, because Jason can’t exactly get hurt anymore, and B, “I thought you’d be taller” fuck you very much Bruce, Danny did get taller. Thank you, Fenton genetics.

Anyways, I’m all about Jason becoming a prince in the Infinite Realms. OHHH Jason doing Knight training with Fright Knight! Jason has as much fun as a murdered fifteen year old can have post-death with his much more emotionally competent side of the family as his support system (everyone say thank you Jazz).

I imagine Dick after his bad spats with Bruce summons Danny (casually because yeah, go on and mundanely call up the king of the infinite realms - somewhere else in the world John Constantine 100% feels stressed out for no particular reason) and is like “how did you put up with him? He must have been such a shitty little brother.” (They haven’t told the kids that, no, they are not in fact blood related. The black hair, blue eyes, built like a brick shit house look post-untransformation really sells it.)

Giggling cause after Danny and Bruce sort out the whole ‘this one just showed up on my door step I swear I didn’t just go and get a new kid on purpose’ thing Danny is one hundred and ten percent seeing Wes in Tim. Like oh yes there’s the conspiracy board mhm mhm.

And then Jason just up and disappears from the Ghost Zone and Danny is stressing the fuck out. How do you tell someone you lost their son? And that, yes, you did lose him for a second time I’m sorry, I’m sorry, he was right there in front of me and then he wasn’t, I’m sorry, I’m sorry.

Bruce having a whole break down x2 because Jason is gone again. Not even the king of the infinite realms could do anything so really what chance did anyone else ever have? Did he pass on? Did he fade out? 

And then in comes Red Hood. 

An eight year old Bruce Wayne summons Danny (who is 14 at the time, mind you) in the Wayne family manors attic.

Danny: please don't be a cultist please don't be a cultist please don't be a-

Danny:

Danny: That's a child. Why is there a child?

Bruce who honestly didn't expect his great great great great nth grandparents weird ass spellbook bullshit to work: [squinting at Danny in scrutiny] I thought the King of the Dead would be…taller.

Danny: Oh great and now I'm being insulted by a six year old. It's like Young Blood all over again, just more posh. And alive.

[lemonwrap]

09 Ghost’s design: Reasonable enough

22 Ghost’s design: A man who has decided to commit to the bit

[scrollonso]

this is pissing me off bc bez looks so good in this picture but ALL I CAN SEE IS MY EX BOYFRIEND.

its really just the hair but i actually am tweaking rn.

[achromatic-bot]

Left to watch a movie and now people on tiktok are saying Dan is the guy that dumped Conan Gray🤨😐

[automatonknight]

^doodles of the guy (and some other things) i was talking about his name is victor he goes by any pronouns, there's also @igamer12 's wizard in here (long hair and round glasses). more info about viccy under the cut i guess

also erm. i know dogshit about adventure time, which vic is an oc for but whatever <Cain's idea so complain to it /joking. coming back on track, she's a living suit of armor that's also a cowboy that's also a sand wizard. their hobbies include lying for fun which i think is quite nicely captured in half the drawings i did. it also goes by like fifty different names, but the, so to speak, official one is victor (it doesn't mind diminutives or how you spell it). really doesn't use magic that often, prefers the sword, which is named big iron. also has a skeleton horse called sugarcube but i haven't really drawn that

[queen0fm0nsterz]

I think the way the Lady and the Thin Man became a lot more enjoyable to me as a duo when I stopped believing Six to be the Lady needs to be studied in a lab

[theofaniasun]

To the next post/person that says Hades didn’t want to kill Asclepius or would never make mortals suffer because he sympathizes with them when they’re dead or some shit:

Is Hades not allowed to…just be mad?

I see so much tumblr fad of Hades being so shy and meek and borderline afraid to go against anyone, gods and mortals. And I see this often done when a god gets put on a pedestal and woobified to no end. (Same thing with Ares, Thanatos, and a lot of other male gods.)

I think I should remind you (hypothetical person, not the reblogged people, y’all are cool) that Hades, before he is an antihero, a romantic, an archetype, a “good husband who NevER ChEAted on his wIFE”, a “lame accountant who named his dog SpÖT”, the “nerd dORk of the brothers” with glasses (cuz immortals can be blind I guess??), “da CHILLY-est guy in Grek mytology”, or whatever the fuck the current census is now here….

IS.

A.

GOD.

G. O. D.

You know…. A deity, a religious figure, meaning he is and was worshipped, a deathless being who is above humans and animals, one who can command literal forces of nature!! In Hades’ case, he rules a WHOLE ASS other world!!

The ancient Greeks didn’t write that myth for shits and giggles or to make Zeus and Hades look bad, because they actually didn’t. They find a balance between the progression of medicine while acknowledging the gods they revered who may be affected by it.

Hades HAS to kill Asclepius because I GUARANTEE that if he just try to politely ask him to stop reviving people, he’s not gonna stop!

Gods have to be severe to make a point! So that mortals don’t get outta line. Hades will be wrathful. Gods are wrathful. Get over it!!!

Hades has sent plagues for smaller things than what Asclepius did actually. (Cursed Thebes when the king refused to give proper burial rites to the fallen warriors.)

It is honestly so insulting when people deny/erase any god’s anger over ANYTHING. As if their divineness being disrespected is not a justified reason.

@superkooku your first bullet point about removing Hades’ agency when they want to absolve him of any responsibility for the abduction is my EXACT BIGGEST gripe against people who do that. Hades now looks completely submissive to every other god and those people who spew that cuz they want to revise the myth don’t do anything to make up for it. Even though, the Homeric hymn to Demeter is one of the few myths where Hades is an active figure who effects the story MAJORLY and essentially OUTSMARTED both Zeus and Demeter, two of the most powerful gods. (*see my previous reblog post about this.)

"Hades didn't want Asclepcius dead. He just wanted him to stop bringing people back to life and it wasn't his fault that Zeus didn't understand the message."

Ah, yes! Because everybody knows that Zeus is thinking with the penis 100% of the time, being uncapable of understanding other people's needs and wishes or making a wise decision, and that Hades is a poor little meow meow who wouldn't want a fly to be killed, let aside someone who was literally violating one his most basic laws. Why is nobody talking about that one version where Hades pays a little visit to Asclepcius instead of Zeus, Asclepcius serves him with cookies and tea with extra sugar (not because he's a nice person but to raise his glycemia) and they two end up twirling their legs in the air while talking about how bringing people back to life is a big no-no, and Hades asks Asclepcius to no longer do such thing to which he instantly agrees because seeing his new friend sad makes him sad.

Oh yeah, because it doesn’t exist!

[multifandom-lesbian09]

I did, in fact, write a descendants fic and I did, in fact, make Mal gay. I also did, in fact, write the Chillin Like a Villain scene just because Ben, being the annoying little brother that he is, followed them to the Isle and proceeded to dick around and fuck shit up because he has zero chill

[wawataka]

i've been trying to screen record the spanish dub for mob psycho so i can put the episodes up on a drive. but unfortunately for me crunchyroll has now done the thing where if you screen record, the screen will just turn black . any normal person would have just been like ah whatever and given up. but unfortunately for crunchyroll, i am not a normal person

[spiritshaydra]

Broke: using an AI to replicate a voice actor’s voice without their consent to voice your OC 😤

Woke: Forcing yourself to learn how to do voice acting to speak and sing in character, so YOU could be your OC’s own voice claim ��✨

[proudfreakmetarusonikku]

the devs of fire emblem 4, clueless: I’m going to name this now ichiaval that’s cool

the internet: >:)

[thxnks4themrms]

Have I ever told you guys how much I loveeeee Mari

Like whenever I’m talking to him I always feel so safe n comfortable n loved n he makes me feel like I’m the luckiest girl in the world 💞