#the actual hickey cover up conversation between JK & JM

[kanmom51]

*feel free to not post if not allowed* so I came across a jikook video today on YouTube regarding the *ahem* "bite mark" aka *hickey* and I like reading the comments on those videos because they are positive and supportive but then I came across this comment and now I'm thinking is this what most of the fandom actually believes??

Did I not say it already? Imbeciles.

Like, do people not use their heads at all? Is their brain there for show only?

Or is it like an anti-gay switch they have in their brain, one that when you switch it on turns off the brain all together?

I just don't get it.

What do these idiots not get?

This isn't live content.

This is footage taken around a year ago. Only BTS members and staff were there when footage was taken.

No one knew about this hickey/bite/whatever you want to call it until it showed up in the MOTS ONE dvds.

There were umpteen ways to 'cover up' that mark - NONE were chosen, not by JK (the person of interest, the one that JM presumably - by these idiots - needs covering for), not by JM, not by BH staff/producers/editors.

There was a clear conscious decision to talk about this mark. Bot JM and JK decided to address it on film.

There was a clear conscious decision to add this footage to the dvd.

It's not about cutting it out (which it obviously wasn't). It's about deciding to add it in. There is literally tens if not hundreds of hours of footage from the preparation for the concerts. Choosing this footage over other footage, deciding to add this in for everyone to see, that is a huge decision, and people are not willing to see or understand this.

If indeed this was a cover up for a gf then why the f**k add this footage in? Just leave it out. It's been almost a year, no one noticed a hickey there until now. Why bring attention to something if you are trying to cover it up?

You have to be a damn idiot to think that is even a possibility -

"yeah, let's add the footage, that no one previously saw or new about, of JM & JK talking about the hickey JK got from his girlfriend and JM was covering up for him".

I'm just trying to think of the conversation these idiots think JM&JK had before:

JK- Hey man you gotta help me out here. Please, oh please, point out this hickey, that no one noticed yet, to everyone and tell them it's from you.

JM- For sure dude. Anything to help my young brother to cover up your night out with your girlfriend.

JK- Yeah, they haven't seen it or talked about it, so let's let them know it's there, but dude, you gotta cover for me here, because I don't want Jin or Tae to know I have a lady friend. They might get jealous or something.

JM - Hey man, what am I here for? For sure, they shouldn't know. Better they think we wilding together, right?

JK - So what are we gonna tell them?

JM- Yeah, we'll tell them I bit you. That should work right?

JK - Oh yeah, for sure. But we have to make it a believable story.

JM - I got your back mate. We'll tell them we were drinking and you picked me up bridal style, held me like a princess. They will buy that. That's a real bro thing to do, right?

JK - Oh, great story mate. But we have to add something. It's not enough.

JM - Ooh, I got an idea. We tell them you were holding me like a princess twirling me around and I had to bite you, like real hard, for a pretty long time, so you will stop turning around, because dude, you made me get all dizzy and yeah, that will work for sure.

JK - Excellent idea. I love it. Great story. Thanks for covering for me. You're my bestest ever brother ever. I would tell you I love you, but I never tell you I love you, so I won't.

The conversation with BH prior to adding this to the content would be even more ridiculous.

These people need to get something through their thick skulls:

There is no cover up here.

There is spilling the beans here!!! Consciously.

[kanmom51]

RB the true to life Minkook conversation coming off stage

*Sarcasm alert !!!!!!!

After the beans have now been spilled, and the truth has finally come out all these years later, I can now confirm that JK was literally just being a bestest of best friend to JM, coming to his aid during their RB concert in May 2019, helping JM cover up his gf, whom he had been WITH prior to that concert.  

I know you are all shocked, but there is nothing we can do.  The truth has now revealed itself.  We have all be living a lie (sob sob sob).

And now that the truth is out there, we can confirm these two are the truest of friends, sticking their necks out for each other, both doing their best to cover up their respective girlfriends.

As such, I feel this is the moment I can reveal the actual conversation that took place between the two, being the amazing lip reader that I am, simultaneously able to translate from Korean to English, when the two came down off stage after the infamous questionable ear suck.

So, here’s how the whole episode went down, brace yourselves, this may be hard to digest:

JM: What in actual fuck dude, sucking my ear in front of all this crowd? 

JK: Sorry man, but I didn’t know what to do.  We were saying our goodbyes and suddenly I saw this huge lipstick mark on your ear. Man, I told you to be careful with xxxx (name will not be revealed for privacy reasons) before we have to appear in public.  Why’d she have to go and kiss you on the ear like that, ugh.

JM: Omg, you saying I was prancing around the whole time with lipstick marks on my earlobe?  Shit man, why didn’t you tell me?

JK: M’sorry mate, I just saw it when they showed you on the big screen, didn’t know what to do, so I just went with it, thought I could lick it away.  So, I tried to, and it just didn’t remove the lipstick. What brand does xxxx use?  Do you know?  It’s real good.  Lasts forever.  Ask her next time you see her, I want to try it.

JM: No worries man, I’ll ask her.

JK: Sorry, got carried away there, you know how I love makeup, anyway, trying to kiss it away, it didn’t work, so I just figured if I have your ear inside my mouth long enough, well that should do the trick and get rid of it.  You know, sucking away on it, that should help, right?

JM: For sure mate, that should have done it.  Your so clever bestie.  And a fast thinker too.

JK: Well I think it did the job.  A 5 second suck on the ear, that got rid of it.  No probs.

JM: Oh man, thank you so much.  I was really stressed when you went for my ear, thought what in the bloody hell is my bestest of bros, manliest of men doing to my ear?  Like, man, under other circumstances that would be totally inappropriate.  Sucking on my ear?  That’s something reserved for xxxx.  But now that you explained it all, yeah, totally understandable.  

JK: I’m real sorry mate, didn’t want to stress you out, so when I was whispering in your ear, I didn’t want to tell you that you had lipstick marks, didn’t want to upset you, you know, with everyone watching and all.  Thought it best to just suck it off.  

JM: Oh man, thank you so so much.  I really appreciate what a good mate you are.  You literally saved me from the whole world knowing I have a gf.  I mean, who cares if you sucked my ear in front of everyone like that, right?  No one will think twice about it.  But lipstick marks on my ear.  Yeah, great save bro.

JK: What are mates for if not that, eh?

JM: Props man.  True, so true.  I want you to know, my bestest of bestest friends ever, JK my mate, my bro, my family, my whatever it is you are to me as long as it isn’t my boyfriend, I’m here for you too.  Anytime you need me to save you from that kind of shameful reveal, I’m there for you.  Anything at all, no need to even ask.  You know, lipstick marks, hickeys, you name it.  Gosh, I’m so emotional now.  You make me so happy JK, my mate, my bestie, I think I can actually cry, my saviour, my mate.

Fast forward 2020:

[kanmom51]

Hi, I’ve been following your blog for a while and I like your takes and tend to agree with almost everything. That said, I just felt like sharing an example as to why it’s not always good to rely on official content as proof of any romantic relationship status between the guys being real or not real: twitter. com/vgukiyo/status/1443157906661076996?s=21 this is a clear example of it. Doesn’t prove anything but it also doesn’t “unprove” it, yk? Just wanted to share this cute tk moment bc although I know you probably know better but I still see a lot of impressionable jikook shippers who think they know the “truth” but should remember first that at the end of the day nothing is set in stone and not everything we see is to be perceived as real life facts, especially in this idol industry. If jikook are or ever were a couple we will never know unless the truth comes from their mouths. I’m posting this here also as a means to ask ppl to stop being obsessed over which couple is real and which isn’t. Bighit does not play favorites when it comes to selling ships for the audience. There’s a place under the sun for every delulu out there as long as it sells lol! Life is way better if you just enjoy jikook as they are shown, without having to worry too much about what is or isn’t real or the whys. To those I see constantly losing their minds over car sharing and stuff like that: Guys, none of us will ever know the truth, just chill and ship what you like without worrying about haters. The company isn’t too worried about them, so why should we?

(actually, they seem to enjoy the engagement it brings most of the time - but that’s a conversation for another time).

I don't get your point anon, sorry.

You attach a clip and say not to watch original content, when this a 4 second clip is cut out of that original content you are saying not to watch? Maybe if you would watch the original content you would see everything else that was going on that day? You would see that JK was tired (didn't sleep at night), but also nervous and excited. He was standing over Tae looking at him getting ready and then started singing and dancing.

In that same original content we had this:

Maybe you would see JK&JM's interactions too. Maybe you would see JK teleport to sit next to JM instead of RM, moving RM further down the couch.

So, watching original content is important because you get the big picture. Of course you'll get cute TKK or Vmin or Yoonmin or Jinkook or any other possible ship moments, that's just BTS being BTS with their beautiful friendship connections. It's not about this moment or another. It's about what those moments are. It's about the accumulative number of moments. It's about the big picture, and I have been saying this time and time again. But to get to the big picture you need to watch original content. That also helps you get the difference in the interactions. See how different Jikook are to the others.

Do I get where you're going here anon? Your not a Jikooker, shipper nor supporter, at least that's the vibe I'm getting. You are trying in this backtrack kind of way to pass on your message against shipping are you?

But you see, for us Jikook supporters this isn't about shipping, it's about JM & JK, their connection, their relationship, their happiness.

It's real easy to come out and say "all ships are the same", "you can't know because this is the idol industry" etc etc. We know all of that anon. And yet, Jikook are different. You are talking about the industry not the people. JK & JM both have done and said so much over the years. Why don't you listen to them? Not BH. Them.

Unless you are one of those that says it's scripted? And then, well then we really do not have anything to talk about.

But if you aren't one of those, then listen to JM & JK. Go watch GCFT, GCFS listen to JK's message. RB, his tattoos they all mean something. Their constant hinting to their relationship. JM happy to wake up and see JK's face, knowing how long his showers are, his ever changing alarm clock ringtone, being together at 4 am, the hickey. JK dropping honorifics. The time they spend together off camera. The way they look at each other, talk to each other, especially when they are not in the spotlight. Industry or not, they are different. And being in this industry makes for the best cover, truly. Best place to hide in plain sight. Still hiding, but less and less.

I read and re-read your ask and I am pretty lost. I really don't get it. Jikook are a ship like any other, that's the message? BH are pushing them like any other ship. Is that the message? Enjoy the ship but they aren't a real life couple. Is that the message? I just don't get it.

They don't worry about the haters, they actually enjoy the engagement? Is that the message?

I simply don't get it.

You say you follow the blog and agree with most of what I say but what you are writing here is the complete opposite. Maybe I am not understanding you enough anon, so please let me know if I am wrong.