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paranoidgemsbok · 28 days ago
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my evil soap brick post is going around again theres and all these people in the tags who are like THIS IS WHY YOU NEVER FUCK WITH SOAPMAKING and its. very funny to see people going all the way to the other side of the safety spectrum and acting like soapmaking is GOING to kill you if you breathe wrong. fight club isnt real guys thats not what happens if you get lye on your hand
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grubhivemind · 8 years ago
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RYAN: -she's here at sage and jack's place, knocking on the door impatiently. she's like 99% sure jack isn't here because she made the mistake of messaging him ahead of time, but even if he isn't, sage might be able to tell her where she can find him. she takes a drag off a cigarette while she waits for an answer.-
SAGE: -oops, she napped for too long, and the door knocking makes her get up off the couch sleepily and stumble to the front door. her hair is a mess, but she smiles seeing Ryan when she pulls the door open- hey!!!!!!
RYAN: -manages a little smile for sage, but damn ryan does not look great. she's got her own hair pulled back but it's still managing to stick out all over the place. and she looks tired, sickly even. she'd look even worse if she didn't have her shades on to cover her eyes.- 
RYAN: hey baby. 
RYAN: i dont suppose jack is home is he?
SAGE: -uh oh...she doesn't look so well.- no actually but are you okay?????? -is it bad she's a little relieved that ryan  needs help right now? it takes the focus off of sage at least. maybe she's a bad person for feeling that way-
RYAN: -exhales smoke, muttering.- figures. 
RYAN: im just... peachy. -waves her hand around.- 
RYAN: im pretty sure jack is avoiding me is all. whatever.
SAGE: -frowns- why would you think that??? -steps to the side so she can come in-
RYAN: -shuffles on inside. every step feels so heavy.- well first it just started with him cancelling plans. turning down offers to hang out and shit. 
RYAN: and then... since easter i havent even heard from him. 
RYAN: -gestures wildly again.- hes never here when i say im coming over conveniently.
SAGE: oh...... -she sighs a little and goes to get ryan some water because she doesn't look good- did something happen on easter?????
RYAN: no. 
RYAN: ... -sighs- i mean.
RYAN: nothing happened with him. 
RYAN: i was at james and roxannes for easter you know like we usually do. and i asked jack to hang out after but he turned me down. 
RYAN: and its like whatever!! it didnt bother me. i just made other plans and... 
RYAN: -runs a hand through her hair- i hung out with this dude nellie and. shit. 
RYAN: man i fucked up. 
RYAN: jack probably found out with his dumbass soothsayin bullshit. fuck.
SAGE: oh....... -hands ryan a cold bottle of water- that's pretty weird!!!!!!! 
SAGE: what do you mean you fucked up???
RYAN: -takes the water bottle and casually sips- ... 
RYAN: i was out partying all night. 
RYAN: aaand the following day.
SAGE: -she knows the power of reactions so she just nods- it happens...... 
SAGE: it's okay
RYAN: -glances away, unfortunately a little irritated by that response. but... that isn't something she's about to take out on sage of all people.- 
RYAN: i guess.
RYAN: i mean its clearly not entirely okay.
SAGE: yeah but....... 
SAGE: sometimes you go backwards before you go forwards???? it's something i learned in the hospital i guess....relapsing doesn't take away from all the progress you've made so far
SAGE: i don't know what's up with jack
RYAN: -finds an ash tray to put her cig out in. there's gotta be one around.- it does when you could end up dead. 
RYAN: hes being-- hes being an asshole. -runs a hand over her face, trying to contain the emotion suddenly threatening to surface. she isn't usually like this...- 
RYAN: he shouldnt have taken me back if he cant deal with my shit.
SAGE: -ryan's words bring up some thoughts she immediately tries to ignore- i had no idea..... 
SAGE: are you okay????
RYAN: ive been sober like... eight or nine months?? fuck. 
RYAN: you know how dangerous it is to pick that shit back up suddenly? 
RYAN: im fucking stupid. -sniffs-
SAGE: -she nods, expression softening- i don't think you're stupid at all 
 SAGE: i think you're trying your hardest and deserve more support than you're getting
RYAN: -turns back towards her suddenly. she can't hide the way her mascara is running past the shades.- ive got PLENTY of support. 
RYAN: i always fucking did. -draws in a sharp breath, shrinking back and internally scolding herself for lashing out at sage of all people.- 
RYAN: im just ungrateful. 
RYAN: and he thinks-- he thinks im his responsibility. 
RYAN: i never wanted that... i never wanted to dump all this baggage on him. 
RYAN: ... but it doesnt work that way does it?
SAGE: -it hurts to see her aunt in so much pain. she feels small when it comes to trying to help, and it doesn't seem like she has any of the right things to say. are there any right things to say?- i don't think you're-- -she stops herself because she's thinking that won't help either. and she doesn't want to make ryan more angry and frustrated than she already is. it's understandable why she's feeling so strongly- 
SAGE: i...... 
SAGE: he hasn't said anything so i can't speak for him but i don't think you're dumping baggage on anybody
RYAN: -rubs at her eyes under her shades- i know you dont think that sweetie... -sighs- 
RYAN: but its still there. you know? people can see that. 
RYAN: everybody tells me aw ryan its alright... these things happen. everything will be okay. 
RYAN: and its fucking hard to hear when i see how much it hurts everybody. 
RYAN: ive got one selfish fucking disease. and nobody wants to admit that it is. everybody just wants to think about me and help me and i cant fucking... deal with what i do to people. when i never gave anybody anything in return.
SAGE: -she looks down for a moment- yeah....... 
SAGE: i know what you mean.... 
SAGE: it's really hard
RYAN: -sniffles again, running a hand over her hair.- yeah? 
RYAN: i always thought hed understand too. 
RYAN: ... maybe he understands too much. maybe thats the problem. i dont fucking know.
SAGE: -she nods before just...leaning over to hug her tightly-
RYAN: ... -carefully wraps her arms around her too, hesitant at first, but then she squeezes just as tight.- 
RYAN: it sucks doesnt it? 
RYAN: feeling like a burden. 
RYAN: -scoffs- when everyones so good to you... like you dont deserve what people give to you. -pets at her hair-
SAGE: -her eyes are watering a little but she blinks the tears back- yeah.......... 
SAGE: and it feels like.......they're disappointed when they can't make what's happening go away.........and then you feel bad because they feel bad....
RYAN: -outright laughs about that, she's so relieved to have this conversation. that someone who gets it is actually sharing it with her.- FUCK yeah. jesus. 
RYAN: like shit man... i know i need help but... 
RYAN: theres only so much anybody can do for me. i gotta figure out the rest of it on my own. 
RYAN: and i just... want people to be there sometimes. i just wanna know we can all still be cool without people worrying about me all the time. 
RYAN: slap me on the wrist from time to time to keep me straight. its whatever. but fuck... aint nobody my keeper. i wouldnt wish that on anybody hahaha.
SAGE: -keeps holding onto her. her eyes are still brimming with tears but she's trying to blink them back- i know right?????? like..........sometimes you just know they're thinking about what you're struggling with?????? even if they don't say it.....
RYAN: -pulls away to frame this sweet niece's face, brushing away her tears, but only to make way for more. it's good that she's crying. it's good that it makes ryan want to cry more too.- well hey... 
RYAN: if you ever need someone to feel like a pathetic loser with then im your girl. 
RYAN: we dont gotta keep it together for anybody... just for a lil while. that sound cool?
SAGE: -she nods, forcing a smile- you can always come to me too!!!
RYAN: -pets at her hair some more.- im gonna do that. 
RYAN: we can just veg and eat ice cream and watch sad movies and shit. itll be great. 
RYAN: we should do that tonight. 
RYAN: ... and jack cant avoid me if im already here. -snorts-
SAGE: -she giggles a little while sniffling- i like the sound of that!!!! 
SAGE: like a sleepover!!!!
RYAN: hell yeah. 
RYAN: please tell me youve already got ice cream...
SAGE: DUH!!!!!!!
RYAN: thank FUCK. -laughs- 
RYAN: grab the ice cream... ill get us something REAL sappy to watch.
SAGE: -she giggles with ryan and wipes her own face off- okay but no movies where the dog dies!!!!!
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survivoremathia · 8 years ago
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Ep. 10 - "Heck Everyone on This Tribe!" - Logan
LOGAN
tea time with ryan. when is it my turn
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So last round was wild. If it weren't for duncan, i would have voted david and that would have been even messier. Also sorry Ali I definitely did go in room 9 but it doesn't matter! Because my extra vote was snatcht by Isaac.
RYAN PALMER
LMFAO LAST NIGHT WAS A MESS. it was still totally fun though. i havent had that much fun in a game for a long time. too bad everyone else is being boring af. i dont have anything personal against trevor but i think this series and season is too good to have someone breeze their way to the end because everyone just wants to follow him and hand him the win. i dont get it. oh well. like i said im always just here to have fun and cause a little chaos. it seemed like sam and ali had the most negative reactions to what i said in the tribe chat last night. i literally made it all up...minus the duncan part cause lydia told me about it....anything i can do to spice things up and get ppl paranoid is good. im not gonna survive this round so i gotta make it last. but when i wrote and said that i was a free agent and that if you want my vote you better message me or else someone else will...i got messages from jd logan sam which is interesting. i think sam knows that hes the person i talk to the least so he wants some communication in before im juror...eh...and logan and jd seemed to really want me to know they werent against me...i do actually believe them but that doesnt mean they are gonna go trying to save my ass. honestly just give me that spot in emathia hvv. if i can somehow win this immunity by a stroke of genius itll be my mission to make sure someone good leaves and we dont waste a round by getting david/logan/jd out. oh also i love lydia. and cami.
LOGAN
Also! Heck everyone on this tribe! Literally everyone lied to me last night except for Duncan, Matt and Ryan, and ONE OF THOSE PEOPLE IS NOW GONE BY MY HAND. I didn't want to vote for Matt! If I could have gotten rid of Trevor YER DARN TOOTIN I WOULD HAVE! I just didn't read the rules bc I'm a #idiot. If it weren't for Duncan actually trusting me, I would have voted for David or Trevor and looked stupid as heck. I also told Trevor that the "other side" trusts me which is... well, true, because I am the other side. I'm literally about to play his own game and fucking leak false information to him. Maybe flush an idol, maybe flip someone. I will never trust anyone in this game again. Within the next four rounds I'm going unless I can win challenges. It was a good run.
http://survivoremathia.tumblr.com/post/158609746461/immunity-10
DAVID
Me on the bottom? just where i like it! anyway Ali was like "It was rough yesterday ryan was yelling at me ):" and im like bitch I literally didnt vote in the majority and you did can you actually shut your mouth because you have nothing to worry about
ALI
Welp, I have lots to talk about, so I am gonna break it up into sections:
Firstly, I am super happy to have made final 10. Like already outlasting 12 people in a season is a huge achievement! Yesterday's vote got a bit crazy, but I think its opened my eyes as to the next steps I need to take to advance my game. Firstly, in memoriam of Matt. I wouldn't have expected to vote him out so soon, but he'd begun trying to turn the tides against a member of my alliance, and he didn't have a majority, so I almost had to go on the 'Trevor' side. Furthermore, when he was talking about the potential 'majority' that'd take out Trevor, he didn't include Sam or JD, who I'd expected him too, as we'd been working together up to that point. His willingness to just leave out allies, meant that he just had to go :( Next Sam. I feel super bad for Sam. I was encouraging him to use the idol, when it was unnecessary. Our conversation leading up to him playing it though super brought us together, so I'm hoping I have his vote going forwards. Next, I got to play Touchy Subjects! I was so excited for that, and even though it was super hard to make some tough decisions, I really enjoyed it and can't wait to see the results! :) Now, onto 'Tea Time with Ryan'. In my opinion, Ryan screwed up. Like, people get that Trevor is a threat, but all that his temper tantrum did, is make sure people don't want to work with him (at least in my opinion). Like I definitely intend on making a move against the Trevor/Owen power duo, in the next coming votes, however I don't think I'll necessarily want to include David or Ryan (unless one of them happens to still be in the game). I'd potentially want to make that move, with a group of 'Duncan,Me,Sam,JD and Lydia'- I'd super want to bring in Logan as a 5th, but JD is weirdly stubborn about not wanting to work with them. I'm not sure why. Looking super long term, there are a number of threats, that I need to remove before F3. Those people include but aren't limited to: Owen, Trevor, Lydia and Ryan Like I don't want to go to F3 with any of them. My dream F3 would be with David and JD, as I feel like those two are the two I have the greatest chance of beating. I wouldn't necessarily have a problem sitting there with Logan or Duncan either. Even Sam is kinda too big of a threat. As promised to Jay, here is a quick breakdown of my thoughts on each tribemate: Ryan: I may be the lap dog, but you’ll be the one heading to the pound JD: My F2, think I may potentially be able to beat them. Really get on with them. I think them being stubborn about not working with Logan may cost us a bit. I don’t get why they so passionately want them out eek Logan: Super sweet person, sucks that we haven’t up to this point been able to work together game-wise Trevor: Really like him, but he is just too big of a threat Owen: Same as Trevor, would almost want to keep him longer though. We’ll see Duncan: I don’t know what to think of him? Like I feel like we’re close, but at the same time, maybe we aren’t David: We barely talk. Like almost never. Lydia: Kinda scary strategy wise, but a great mentor Sam: Love him too, but he is kinda a threat Who is the tenth person? I can’t remember for the life of me. In conclusion, everyone is a threat and they all need to go.
DUNCAN
On 3/20/17, at 2:25 PM, Unkie Dunkie wrote:
> Me: He poisoned our water supply! Burned our crops! And delivered a plague onto our houses! > Sam: He did!? > Me: Nooo! But are we just gonna wait around until he does!? On 3/20/17, at 2:26 PM, Unkie Dunkie wrote: > Me about matt summers to Sam
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WHEW! THAT WAS FOR YOU EDDIE!!! <3 A few things. Ali leaked that matt summers had a 6 of me him Ali rtp Logan and
DAVID ROBB
https://m.popkey.co/97b4c1/Dj0DV_s-200x150.gif
I've not talked to any of y'all! You formed a majority without me on our original tribe! And when matt came to me I wasn't having it tbh.On 3/19/17, at 7:28 PM, Matthew Summers wrote: > So like idk if you have any sort of vendetta against me but that was what the last message he sent me started with. Like, I DO have a vendetta against you, you said "its hard for you to trust me", verbatim, and YOU VOTED OUT MY SHOWMANCE BINCH! KARMA IS A BITCH NAMED HARMONIA!! Please also know, I was at work when shit was hitting the fan.  I'm so glad that everything went according to plan despite the plan being leaked. It made sense for Samuel to idol trevor, it built their trust, and it prevented any scare of a tie. Now I just need to find out who has the idol now. The more the idol transfers hands, the messier allegiances are going to be. RTP did call out owen and Trevor on having multiple final threes with people and it did make me think about my long term game. Its going to be really hard for me to take on owen or Trevor in the end. My best bets hones lee? My best bets would have to be with either Logan or one of the newbies or samuel. Like Samuel would get the newbies vote but I might be able to pull off the rest? idk. I know for short term, as long as I'm good with Samuel, I'm good with the newbies, bc he knows everything about them. So I know If I want to go deep I need to *shudders* continue to stick with sam. I know that its dangerous to go deep with sam because he is always a contender for the W, but I need to make sure I get to the end before I start thinking about votes or anything like that. So if that means taking another inch of sam down my throat than so be it. 
http://survivoremathia.tumblr.com/post/158645180036/immunity-results
OWEN
IM FUCKING SNATCHED BALD I CANT VELIEVE I WON HOLY FUCKING HSJSJSJSJDJDJDJDJDJJDJDJDJDJDJDJDJNDJDJDJDJD ME WHEN I WOULDNT HAVE WON IF I DIDNT CHANGE MY LAST ANSERR LAST MINUTE????? I don't think?? FUCK
TREBOR GONMA BEAT MY GAY ASS WHEN HE FINDS OUT I BEAT HIM AFTER HIS ADVANTAGES YIKES!!!! YIKES!!!
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"she [Jay]  doesn't believe anything not in a confessional" sandra, aubry, cirie and michaela are co-winning survivor game changers and neda, ika, and cass are co-winning bbcan5 it's just the facts, folks
TREVOR AND OWEN
https://youtu.be/r-NzfAsCXh0
SAM
Hey why is nobody talking?????? this is supposed to be a chaotic vote???? is it me???? i guess these lame-os don't know that i have another idol????
DAVID
Ryan: Sam just thinks youre a vote with me Me: I mean is he wrong. IS HE WRONG!!!!!!
TREVOR
https://youtu.be/B7Ad9-RNKzg
DUNCAN
Okay a few things. Owen told me about Trevor giving sam his idol and obvi We can tell sam gave Trevor the idol bc of trev's disad in the challenge. Ummm I told Ali about the cursed idol and hopefully that gives me some foundation with him for the future moving forward. The vote apparently is for David. That's what I've been told. I'm hoping that if things go off the rails I'm not the one getting hit by the train. I don't think I'm the biggest threat? But you can never know what's going through a persons head. I'm planting seeds for samuel's blindside rn. I'm sharpening my sword. Hopefully I'm still here to slay the beast
LOGAN
im bein played
OWEN
whew!!! what a time!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 Matt Summers ultimately left and I think, in doing so, the game was mostly put in perspective: Ryan/David voted with him, Logan/Duncan are now officially together, the Sam/Ali/JD thing still exists as does Trevor/myself/Lydia. However, I...need Sam out of this game. And Ali, for that matter. So I went to Duncan and we talked without Trevor this time about potentially making a move soon. It's probably not a good idea this round, but potentially next round Duncan/Logan/me/Trevor/Lydia could make something happen? So I was SHOOK when JD started gunning for Logan this round??? Like...way to make it obvious you're trying to keep Ryan in the game, who is literally playing you just like Sam and Trevor and all of the returnees are. Whew! So I didn't want Logan gone at all cause that fucks everything up for future plans, so I tried to push it back on Ryan. Sam, Ali, JD, and Lydia continued to be completely like....unresponsive about the vote until finally Lydia spoke up about doing David and I'm like...as long as it isn't Logan, that's fine by me! :) God JD was like telling Trevor how he was the leader and how nobody would listen to her if she tried to get Logan out and I'm like....girl lol Survivor 101 - Don't TELL someone they're the leader. They don't want the target on their back!!!!!!!!!! Huh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! So :) We'll see! Maybe it'll be David going, maybe someone else will get fucked up and I'll have nothing to do with it, but honestly at this point there are a lot of people who, if they leave, it benefits me in some way. Ryan and David can go, Sam Ali and JD can go, and Trevor, though I don't want him gone right now, would ultimately take a target off of my back if he left. As long as it isn't Duncan or Logan then I'm good. AND IT CAN'T BE ME :) Whew! Just a day in the life!
ALI
Provided David goes home tonight (which it seems he will pretty unanimously), I think my game is super on the up. Its been clarified that Trevor is a huge threat, and watching conversations develop, its clear he has Sam with him, and Owen is of course linked to him, who is tied to Duncan. Those 4 are dangerous, as they seem inflexible and will likely stick together. It'll really blow to betray Sam, but it's seemingly necessary :( Lydia is a godsend. She is down to make a move on that four, alongside Ryan, JD, Logan and myself. I've finally rebuilt a relationship with Logan, which is great, (I think they're iconic and would love to bring them in as apart of a majority). I also think someone is lying about room 9 and Logan genuinely didn't go. I can hopefully now work with that 4 to do some major to the 'other side'. Woomph, I'm super excited! :) I am slightly scared of the damage being voted 'hero' and someone 'people would like to see win' will cause, but hopefully, also being voted a goat will nullify that! I MAY'VE MADE FINAL 9 AND I'M VERY EXCITED! :) (famous last words). I could've just been a prophet or I just flopped it. That kinda rhymed, but not really. I  guess we'll never know if I make it or not (or at least until the vote reveal in like 15mins). -Ali Out! (but hopefully not of the game)
OWEN
in other news this round has been fishy and I feel like something fishy is about to happen
JD
So Isaac leaving, that was very sad actually. I don't think that there was many people up at the time but we talked and I can feel for him. Not to the extent, but its sad. 
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Scott getting striked out was not a surprise. He has not been very active from the beginning anyway 
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Matt's vote, that was crazy. That was, tight. The night before tribal Matt went to Ali and told him that he was thinking about voting out Trevor. Being that me, Ail, Trevor and Lydia were in a final four, me and Ali agreed that this wasn't going to happen so we agreed that we would keep an eye on Matt and try to calm him down so that he would stop targeting Trevor. The only way we were going to tell Trevor was if Matt was really going to push it and as it turns out he really wanted to push it. So it was time to do what we did with Sam, save that ass.
http://survivoremathia.tumblr.com/post/158684167421/tribal-council-9
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