#the SPA RETREAT that all nine nazgul went 'haha NOPE'?
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#seeing someone refer to rivendell as Elrond with his glorified spa retreat like#im gonna commit a murder#you mean the SPA RETREAT that withstood a SEIGE FROM SAURON HIMSELF???#the SPA RETREAT with GOBLINS at its doorstep in the misty mountains who don't fucking TOUCH it?#the SPA RETREAT that all nine nazgul went 'haha NOPE'?#??????????????????????? WHAT#it's not a vacation house because it's cushy it's a cushy vacation house because Elrond fights tooth and nail to MAKE it one#smh the damage PJ did to Elrond & Rivendell is irreperable#I love those films but I'll never forgive him for that#christ alive#sorry i am MAD lmao somebody hold me back#i feel like i'm going insane
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