#the Puppeteer tickle

[creepy-feathers]

Hey is it alright if you do the tickly alphabet for Puppeteer? A-Y please and thank you! ❤️❤️❤️

A: Aftercare | What is their aftercare like after a heavy round of tickling?

Aftercare? Psh, yeah right. Chances are, if he wrecks someone that hard, they deserved it, and making sure that person is okay afterward is just not on his mind. He’ll literally just stop suddenly, be like “alright, see ya” and walk away without any further comment.

B: Bondage | How do they react to bondage, do they enjoy it and if yes, what is their favorite pose?

No. Goodness, no. Johnny does not vibe with restraints, they make him feel wayyyy too vulnerable and uncomfortable. Probably wouldn’t have many qualms against doing it to someone else though, if he’s in the right mood.

C: Chase | What are their chances in a chase, both as a lee and ler?

He won’t let himself be chased. He hates the feeling of running away from something. If someone is after him, he’ll just continuously push them away, since he doesn’t feel threatened unless the person targeting him is as tall - or taller - than him.

When it comes to doing the chasing, though, he has two moods: pursuing, or waiting. When he pursues, he’s super fast, and the lee does not stand a chance. When he waits, he waits a long time, until the lee expects nothing, then he’ll strike.

D: Death Spot | What is their most ticklish spot?

His neck, without a single question. He’s pretty much just not ticklish anywhere else, and if he is, he’ll be able to contain any outward reactions, but when it comes to getting that sweet spot? Holy crap, this man will hit the floor like an anvil and lose all ability to defend himself. 

E: Expression | How do they express their wish to tickle/be tickled?

His expression is the tickling itself. There are no warnings; if he wants to get you, he’ll get you, and how merciful he is fully depends on what you did to initiate it.

It is very rare that he actually desires to be tickled, however...and when he does, he feels too weird about it to show any signs? Like if the two of you are really close (romantically), he might lay his head on your lap, but that’s pretty much it.

F: Fight | What is their behavior in a tickle fight like?

Brutality. Absolute brutality. He revels in the way his lee is so defenseless against him, how practically anyone can be reduced to such a pathetic state from something so simple. If he can help it, he will not let the other person have the upper hand. 

G: Gentle | How do they react to gentle tickles?

He hates them. They feel too light to be considered a full-blown attack, and he can’t laugh to release the tension. It’s pure agony and he could go his whole life without experiencing them again.

H: Habits | As a lee/ler or both, do they have specific habits when it comes to tickling?

Not really...unless you count the way he’ll tackle his lee to the ground, wrap his legs around their waste, and make sure they stay on top of him. It’s his go-to move when things are beginning to get serious, and nobody has been able to break free yet.

Now, when he tickles Sally (which is a rare occurrence), he’ll switch up his demeanor and be a whole lot gentler, since he used to play with his little siblings way back when and he secretly has a soft spot for children (shh, nobody can know that).

I: Interrogation | How well would they handle a tickle interrogation?

Stone cold. He would shut off all feelings and put himself in a different state of mind. Greatly unaffected. 

J: Joy | Their absolute favorite thing about tickling?

That really depends on the relationship, but for most people, it gives him the opportunity to bully them about something, be it their weird laugh or the inability to hide their obvious weakness. No matter who you are though, he will find something to make fun of you for.

K: Killer Move | As a ler, do they have special skills to use against their lees and drive them crazy with?

His fingers are insanely fast. As soon as you’ve prepared yourself for an oncoming attack, he’ll switch it up and move them to another spot; good luck trying to catch him.

L: Laughter | What does their laughter sound like when they are tickled?

Kind of snorty, if I’m being honest. It’s either that or he’s cackling like a breathless hyena, maybe a combination of both.

M: Mornings | Their tickle behavior during mornings?

This is when he’ll be most likely to pounce. It may come as a surprise, because he seems like the kind of person who would hate mornings with a passion, but he actually gets up pretty early without trouble. It’s more likely he’ll be in a playful mood this soon in the day.

N: Nights | Their tickle behavior during nights?

It ain’t happening, not unless you have managed to just piss him off to the max, then it won’t be out of wanting to have fun; it’ll be out of wanting to put you in your place. That is not a situation you want to be in, trust me. By the time night rolls around, he’s way too exhausted and done with life to want anything more than rest. Don’t test his limits.

O: Online | Text messaging and social media, do they have some kind of online tickly behavior to tease their lee or ler with?

This dude rarely even picks up a phone, much less cares enough to tease anyone through text, social media, etc. As stated previously, he likes to just attack at unexpected intervals - it makes it much more amusing for him.

P: Partner In Crime | If they were to go after a lee and accept the aid of a tickle partner, who do they prefer to join hands with and why?

I can definitely imagine him teaming up with Kagekao, because they’re both so chaotic. You’d better hope it’s with Kage and not someone like Zero, because then there’s no chance of mercy whatsoever.

Q: Question | Their response to the question ‘are you ticklish’?

He’ll laugh with ridicule. “Why don’t you come over here and try to find out?”

R: Role | Lee or ler, what is generally their main role?

If one has to be chosen, it’s 100% a ler. He craves the power to bully someone in a way that doesn’t physically harm them, that way no one will be on his back about it. “What? No, it was just a joke! See, they’re fine!”

S: Safeword | If they were to suggest the safeword for a tickle session, which word will it be?

Honey, anyone is hard-pressed to even get him to listen to their pleas, much less getting him to agree to a safe word. The only one he might consider is ‘uncle’, depending on the situation.

T: Teasing | Their most favorite methods of teasing their lee/ler?

Well...he does quite enjoy pinching a very sensitive area, multiple times, in a way that has his lee jumping and squeaking and begging him to stop tormenting them like this and just get it over with.

U: Unusual | Do they have some unusual tickle spots? Where?

His ears are pretty ticklish...but practically no one knows it, and he plans to keep it that way. If somebody were to flick it with the end of a feather or something, he would jump through the roof.

V: Victim | As a ler, who is their favorite lee and what makes this person their ultimate victim?

He zones in on Cody more than anyone else, mainly because he’s small and scrawny and can’t defend himself against the giant that is Johnny for his life. Plus, Cody has the wildest reactions to being tickled, so that makes him the easiest - and most amusing - target.

W: Word | What is their reaction to the T-word? Can they say it out loud or do they get embarrassed?

This man doesn’t get embarrassed for anything. However, if someone lets him know that saying ‘tickle’ bothers them, they will never hear the end of it.

X: X-Over | In a crossover AU, which other fandom character would be a fitting tickle fight opponent for them and why?

Michael Myers, probably... I mean they’re both big, violent dudes lol. It would be an epic battle to watch. They’re both stubborn as mules too, so the only way they’d ever stop is if they both passed out from exhaustion simultaneously.

Y: YOU | Any personal self or reader-insert tickle fantasies / headcanons to share with this character?

I feel like if Johnny ever had a kid he would blow raspberries on their belly a lot. Just to watch them giggle and squirm.

[coy-lee]

I can absolutely see the Puppet doing her jumpscare and latching on like a slap bracelet.

[anatomical-puppet]

Doodle requests you say? may i have an eira and bandy interaction please

not pictured: lance beating eira’s ass 5 minutes before this

eira and bandy’s hypothetical dynamic is so fucking funny to me, mainly bc i feel like bandy would see eira as the most fun to fuck with since he tries so hard to be no-nonsense. lots of comedic potential with these two

[gifs-of-puppets]

Sesame Street (1969-Present)

[abbinurmel]

Can someone PLEASE explain why there was a big 90s toy craze and a bunch of spinoffs and films about Elmo, but not *these guys??* Can I join that timeline? Oscar and co. have way more charm. And having a pet with beady dot eyes/being silent barring just lil squeaks or a tiny occasional phrase is SO much more appealing for a toy mascot, seriously it is 100x more cute.

[foamy-cafe]

Winter Tickles [welcome home tickle fic]

hahaha this is about welcome home >:]] specifically a wally x y/n story >:]]

i spent so much time writing this goofy lil t-word fic,, i love welcome home istg,, ♡♡♡

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You were sitting beside Wally on his couch, enjoying a cup of hot cocoa on a chilly evening. It was nearing the winter months, though it seemed as if the cold weather was eager to show itself early. You were currently fixated on the usual Christmas shows that aired, even if it was 2 months before Christmas.

It struck you as odd once you realized that Wally had been gone for quite a while, though you brushed it off as him being the weird yet cute little puppet he always was.

As you were distracted watching the television, you suddenly felt fleece finger wiggling against your neck. You yelp, your eyes widening as you drew your shoulders up. Turning around, you were met with the excited gaze of the puppet.

"Gotcha, Neighbor~!" He sang, grinning brightly.

You rolled your eyes, giggling softly. "Oh, Wally.. c'mon..! You're gonna miss all the movies..!" You grabbed at the small puppet, lifting him from the ground and placing him on the couch next to you.

Wally giggled brightly, beaming up at you before cuddling against your warm body.

After a moment of silence, you noticed the puppet was staring up at you, a curious glint in his eyes.

"Something.. wrong..?" You asked, peering down at Wally.

Wally smiled at you. "Neighbor, you made an odd noise when I touched your neck.." he murmured thoughtfully.

You swallowed thickly. You had already realized what he was hinting at.

"Oh..? I thought it was quite a normal noise, since I was surprised by you, haha-" You laughed nervously, picking at the fabric of your sweater.

Wally's innocent smile slowly turned into a mischievous one. "Oh, really~?" He grinned, gently poking around your side.

"And I suppose, since I'm not surprising you, you won't react, right~?" Wally grinned wider.

You flinched, though held your laughter back. "J...Just what are you g...getting at..??" You struggled to say, giggles beginning to bubble up in your chest.

"I'm getting at.. that maybe Neighbor is... ticklish~?" Wally teased, now beginning to have quite a bit of fun as he used both of his hands to tickle your sides.

You gasped, you body tensing up as you attempted to hold back your giggling. "Pfft~!! Khh-!" You snickered and snorted, wriggling in his plush grip.

Wally's eyes lit up as he heard your snickering. "Aww, what's the matter, Neighbor~?" He cooed, slipping his wiggly fingers under your sweater. He began to wiggle his soft fleece against your sides and ribs.

"Ah~!!" You squealed, swatting at his hands. "Hahahaha~!! N-No, dohohon't~!!"

Wally beamed brightly. Your laughter melted his plush little heart. "D'aww~!! Tickle, tickle, tickle~!!" He cooed, before continuing. "Hehe, tickle, tickle, neighbor~!" He laughed, tracing circles on your belly now.

Your giggling soon became belly laughs. "NohOHOHO~!! Nononono~!! HahAHA~!!" You even let out a cute snort, that envied a piglet's. That or a character from Peppa Pig.

Wally's eyes lit up yet again as he gently wiggled a finger into your bellybutton, before he dragged his fingers down your sides.

Your eyes widened, realizing where he was reaching for. "No-! Wait, Wally!"

Wally's gave you an endearing grin as he began to squeeze your hips, beginning to knead your soft skin on your hips.

You let out a shriek that envied Sally, your neighbor. Throwing your head back, you were thrown into a hysterical fit of laughter. You kicked your legs about, flailing your arms.

"HAHAHAHAHA~!! W-WAHAHAHALLEEHEE!! NOHOHO, STAHAP IHIHIT!!" You managed to cry out through your hysterical laughter.

Wally laughed lightly at your reaction, continuing the squeezing tickles on your defenseless hips.

"AHAHAHAHAHA~!! S-STAHAHAHA~!! PLEEHEEHEEAHAHA!!" You couldn't even form pleas anymore as you laughed hysterically, snorting and squealing all the while.

Wally finally stopped for a moment. "Haha~.. alright, alright.. just one more thing, darling.." he chuckled, lifting your shirt.

At first, you were confused, though soon realized what he was going to do. "N-No, no, no, Wally~!! W-Wally, no!!" You pleaded.

"Mm, Wally, yes.." he mused, pressing his lips to your bellybutton and blowing a firm raspberry over it.

Your laughter shot up an entire octave as you squealed loudly. Tears formed in the corners of your eyes from the sheer ticklish feeling.

Wally smirked big, sitting up as he stared down at you proudly. He took a sip of his own hot cocoa that had been sitting on the table.

"Gee, Neighbor... maybe you should be more quiet.. you're going to miss all the movies..!" He teased, grinning down at you.

"S...Shut it.. Wally.." you managed to say through your gasps. "I am... so.. gonna get you.. back..!" You sat up woth a huff, grabbing your own hot cocoa again.

Wally laughed mockingly, sticking his tongue out at you.

"Ohh, I'm SO scared.." he teased, before turning his attention back to the movie.

You sighed deeply, leaning into the couch cushions as you put your arms around Wally. You were going to get him back... you just had to figure out when...

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bro if anyone thinks this is good,, i might just make a part two

[daisysscorner]

Happy Pride Month All!

Ah, I'm so Happy That it's Pride Month! I Also don't think I've introduced This Character Before Haha! Silly me! Well, This is Daisy Bee! They/she Nonbinary Lesbian, and They're Very Excited about Pride Month !

[acapelladitty]

So I stumbled upon your account as a certified cooper howard simp and I just really, really need to ask. Is that Slappy from Goosebumps with triple Ds as your pfp??? I just gotta know because it’s the first time I’ve had to do a triple take when looking at a pfp

You are amongst friends here who also have a wicked taste in nasty men. No, he's not Slappy 🤣 my little beloved puppet is from Deep Red (1975, dir. Dario Argento) and he's been a pfp running gag for years at this point. Every so often he gets a new costume courtesy of @gothamsgaygirlgang

I can't remember why we started giving him tits but here he is in all his ORIGINAL glory:

[imma-vincent-van-gogh-kms]

I haven’t posted My Friendly Neighborhood in a while soooooooo

Silly puppets + tkls

[soda-sparkss]

doodles before i go to bed and back to cranking away at the project okay byeeeeeeeee

[anitaazad]

I can't with this movie!!

i will forever treasure this!

[coy-lee]

@laughterfixs and I collabed to bring you this adorable comic of our ocs, Sun, And Moon! I call this one

The Sneaky Present Peeper

[bigdreamerpeach]

can you write where Gordon said he has no tickle spot as he didn't admit he was the most ticklish man, this is where the puppets go tickle attack on Gordon? (MFN)

Yayyyyy!!!

More MFN tickles

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Humans are funny

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Now there

Where Gordon being friends with the puppets they want to play with him ans show him anything

Norman show him his fav. Sport, Lenard show him his little Shop he has , junebug playing Cheerleader with him , Liliana show all her fav. Dress and George just talking with him

Gordon was now a Part of their family and one of their friend

This day they want to learn more about his Job. They all sitting around him and listen to him. They love ot when gordon tells them stories or more about his Job

" Sounds really cool Gordon."

" Yeah ! Sound interressting Gordon."

" hehehhee thanks guys , i like it when people listening to me. "

Gordon keeps talking with the puppets

Junebug then walks to him and poke him, she only want ask him something but he twitch

" you okay?? Did i hurt you??"

' No no no, i'm okay Junebug."

The other puppet looking at him. They never see him like this , so nervous. The other puppet are came over him. Gordon getting more nervous as before because all looking st him

" we never see you like this Gordon, you Sure you okay ?"

" Yeah Yeah, i'm fine guys ."

The other puppets starts poking as well Junegub did. Lenard is hin his belly , Norman his sides, junebug on his ribs . Liliana and George watching this scene.

Gordon try to hold his laugjter but After a few seconds

" AAAAAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAH!!!! NO NO NO NO!!! STOP STOP STOOHOHOOP!!! GUYS PLEASE!!! EEEEEEEE!!!!".

The puppets find this funny , Gordon was now a little , laughing Ball. his cheeks are red from laughing

" i never knew this he is ticklish like this."

" me too Lenny , its funny how he twitching around."

After a while they stops tickling him.and letting him breath. Poor Gordon now they now jow ticklish he really it and this was not the last one they tickles him

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There we go !!!!

Sorry for that this story is short but i hope ypu like it ^^

Have fun

[foamy-cafe]

ᴊᴏʙɪᴇ!

ᴍᴇᴇᴛ… ᴊᴏʙɪᴇ ʜᴏɴᴇʏꜱᴜᴄᴋʟᴇ!

ꜱᴏ, ɪ ᴄᴏᴍᴘʟᴇᴛᴇʟʏ ʀᴇᴅɪᴅ ᴍʏ ᴡᴇʟᴄᴏᴍᴇ ʜᴏᴍᴇ ᴏᴄ.. ᴍʏ ꜰɪʀꜱᴛ ᴏɴᴇ ᴡᴀꜱ ʟᴀᴢʏ ʟᴍᴀᴏᴏ

ꜱᴘᴇᴄɪᴇꜱ ɪꜱ ʜᴏɴᴇʏʙᴇᴇ!

ʙᴀᴄᴋꜱᴛᴏʀʏ: ᴡʜᴇɴ ᴊᴏʙɪᴇ ᴡᴀꜱ ʙᴏʀɴ, ꜱʜᴇ ᴡᴀꜱ ʙᴏʀɴ ɪɴᴛᴏ ʜᴇʀ ᴍᴏᴛʜᴇʀ ᴀɴᴅ ꜰᴀᴛʜᴇʀ'ꜱ ʜɪᴠᴇ. ᴛʜɪꜱ ᴍᴀᴅᴇ ʜᴇʀ ᴍᴏᴛʜᴇʀ ᴀ Qᴜᴇᴇɴ ʙᴇᴇ ᴀɴᴅ ʜᴇʀ ꜰᴀᴛʜᴇʀ ᴛʜᴇ ᴋɪɴɢ, ᴍᴀᴋɪɴɢ ᴊᴏʙɪᴇ, ᴀɴᴅ ʜᴇʀ ꜱɪʙʟɪɴɢꜱ ᴛʜᴇ ᴘʀɪɴᴄᴇꜱꜱ.

ᴊᴏʙɪᴇ ʜᴀꜱ 50-100 ꜱɪʙʟɪɴɢꜱ, ᴏɴʟʏ 8 ᴏꜰ ᴛʜᴇ ʙᴇɪɴɢ ᴍᴀʟᴇ. ᴛʜᴇ ʀᴇꜱᴛ ᴀʀᴇ ʜᴇʀ ꜱɪꜱᴛᴇʀꜱ. [ʏᴇꜱ, ɪ ᴋɴᴏᴡ ᴛʜᴇʀᴇ ᴀʀᴇ 60,000 ʙᴇᴇꜱ ɪɴ ᴀ ʜɪᴠᴇ ɴᴏ ɪᴍ ɴᴏᴛ ᴍᴀᴋɪɴɢ 60,000 ᴅɪꜰꜰᴇʀᴇɴᴛ ꜱɪʙʟɪɴɢꜱ- ᴛʜᴇ ᴏɴʟʏ ᴡᴀʏ ɪᴅ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴍᴏʀᴇ ꜱɪʙʟɪɴɢꜱ ᴀᴅᴅᴇᴅ ɪꜱ ɪꜰ ᴘᴇᴏᴘʟᴇ ᴀᴄᴛᴜᴀʟʟʏ ᴡᴇɴᴛ ᴏᴜᴛ ᴏꜰ ᴛʜᴇɪʀ ᴡᴀʏ ᴛᴏ ᴄᴀʀᴇ ᴀʙᴛ ᴛʜɪꜱ ᴡʜ ᴏᴄ ᴀᴜ ʟᴍᴀᴏᴏ]

ᴛʜᴇ ꜱɪʙʟɪɴɢꜱ, ɪɴᴄʟᴜᴅɪɴɢ ᴊᴏʙɪᴇ ᴀʀᴇ ᴋɴᴏᴡɴ ᴀꜱ ᴛʜᴇ ᴡᴏʀᴋᴇʀ ʙᴇᴇꜱ ᴡʜᴏ ᴀʀᴇ ꜱᴜᴘᴘᴏꜱᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ ᴡᴏʀᴋ ᴛɪʀᴇʟᴇꜱꜱʟʏ ᴛᴏ ʙʀɪɴɢ ɴᴇᴄᴛᴀʀ ᴛᴏ ᴍᴀᴋᴇ ʜᴏɴᴇʏ.

ᴡʜɪʟᴇ ᴛʜɪꜱ ᴡᴀꜱ ᴛʀᴜᴇ, ᴊᴏʙɪᴇ ᴡᴀꜱ ᴍᴏʀᴇ ɪɴᴛʀᴇꜱᴛᴇᴅ ɪɴ ꜱɪᴛᴛɪɴɢ ᴀɴᴅ ʀᴇᴀᴅɪɴɢ ᴀɴᴅ ʙᴇᴄᴀᴜꜱᴇ ᴏꜰ ᴛʜɪꜱ, ꜱʜᴇ ᴀɴᴅ ʜᴇʀ ᴍᴏᴛʜᴇʀ'ꜱ ʀᴇʟᴀᴛɪᴏɴꜱʜɪᴘ ᴡᴀꜱ ꜱᴛʀᴀɪɴᴇᴅ.

ʙᴇᴄᴀᴜꜱᴇ ᴏꜰ ᴛʜɪꜱ ᴄᴏɴꜱᴛᴀɴᴛ ꜱᴛʀᴜɢɢʟᴇ ᴀɴᴅ ᴄᴏɴꜱᴛᴀɴᴛ ᴘᴀꜱꜱɪᴠᴇ ᴀɢɢʀᴇꜱꜱɪᴏɴ ꜰʀᴏᴍ ʙᴏᴛʜ ꜱɪᴅᴇꜱ, ꜱʜᴇ ᴀɴᴅ ʜᴇʀ ꜰᴀᴛʜᴇʀ ʟᴇꜰᴛ ᴛʜᴇɪʀ ʜɪᴠᴇ ɪɴ ᴏʀᴅᴇʀ ᴛᴏ ʟɪᴠᴇ ᴛʜᴇɪʀ ᴏᴡɴ ʟɪᴠᴇꜱ, ʀᴀᴛʜᴇʀ ᴛʜᴀɴ ᴄᴏɴꜰᴏʀᴍ ᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇ ʀᴜʟᴇꜱ ᴏꜰ ᴛʜᴇɪʀ ʜɪᴠᴇ ᴋɪɴɢᴅᴏᴍ.

ᴡʜᴇɴ ᴛʜᴇʏ ᴛʀɪᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ ꜰɪɴᴅ ᴀɴʏ ɴᴇɪɢʜʙᴏʀʜᴏᴏᴅ ᴛᴏ ᴍᴏᴠᴇ ᴛᴏ, ᴛʜᴇʏ ꜰᴇᴀʀᴇᴅ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴛʜᴇʏ ᴡᴇʀᴇ ɢᴏɪɴɢ ᴛᴏ ʙᴇ ᴛᴏᴏ ᴅɪꜰꜰᴇʀᴇɴᴛ ᴛᴏ ʟɪᴠᴇ ᴛʜᴇʀᴇ, ꜱᴘᴇᴄɪꜰɪᴄᴀʟʟʏ ᴛʜᴇɪʀ ʜᴇɪɢʜᴛ ᴅɪꜰꜰᴇʀᴇɴᴄᴇ.

ᴏɴᴄᴇ ʜᴇʀ ꜰᴀᴛʜᴇʀ ʜᴀᴅ ꜱᴘᴏᴛᴛᴇᴅ ᴛʜᴇ ᴡᴇʟᴄᴏᴍᴇ ʜᴏᴍᴇ ɴᴇɪɢʜʙᴏʀʜᴏᴏᴅ, ʜᴇ ᴋɴᴇᴡ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴛʜᴇʏ ᴡᴇʀᴇ ɢᴏɪɴɢ ᴛᴏ ᴍᴏᴠᴇ ᴛʜᴇʀᴇ ʙᴇᴄᴀᴜꜱᴇ ᴏꜰ ᴛʜᴇ ᴅɪᴠᴇʀꜱɪᴛʏ.

ʜᴇʀ ꜰᴀᴛʜᴇʀ ɪꜱ ɢᴀʏ ᴀɴᴅ ᴄᴜʀʀᴇɴᴛʟʏ ᴅᴀᴛɪɴɢ ʜᴏᴡᴅʏ ᴘɪʟʟᴀʀ, ᴍᴀᴋɪɴɢ ʜɪᴍ ᴊᴏʙɪᴇ'ꜱ ꜱᴛᴇᴘꜰᴀᴛʜᴇʀ.

ᴊᴏʙɪᴇ ɪꜱ ᴋɴᴏᴡɴ ᴀꜱ ᴏɴᴇ ᴏꜰ ᴛʜᴇ ꜱᴍᴀʀᴛᴇʀ ɴᴇɪɢʜʙᴏʀꜱ. ꜱʜᴇ'ꜱ ᴀ ꜱᴇʀɪᴏᴜꜱ ʜᴏᴍᴇʙᴏᴅʏ [ᴛᴏᴛᴀʟʟʏ ɴᴏᴛ ᴍᴇ] ᴡʜᴏ ᴍᴏꜱᴛʟʏ ꜱᴘᴇɴᴅꜱ ʜᴇʀ ꜰʀᴇᴇᴛɪᴍᴇ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ʟɪʙʀᴀʀʏ, ᴡʜɪᴄʜ ꜱʜᴇ ᴀᴄᴛᴜᴀʟʟʏ ᴡᴏʀᴋꜱ ᴀᴛ, ᴏʀ ᴀᴛ ʜᴏᴍᴇ, ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴡᴀʟʟʏ.

ʏᴇꜱ ɪ ꜱʜɪᴘᴘᴇᴅ ᴡᴀʟʟʏ ɴ ᴊᴏʙɪᴇ ᴀʟʀᴇᴀᴅʏ ᴛʜᴇʏʀ ꜱᴏ ᴄᴜᴛᴇ ᴛᴏɢᴇᴛʜᴇʀ ʟɪᴛᴇʀᴀʟʟʏ ꜰɪɢʜᴛ ᴍᴇ

ꜱʜᴇ ʜᴀꜱ ᴀ ɢʟᴏᴡɪɴɢ ʟɪᴛᴛʟᴇ ʜᴇᴀʀᴛ ᴏɴ ʜᴇʀ ʙᴇʟʟʏ ᴛʜᴀᴛꜱ ᴛɪᴄᴋʟɪꜱʜ ɴ ɪᴛ ʟɪɢʜᴛꜱ ᴜᴘ ᴡʜᴇɴ ꜱʜᴇꜱ ʜᴀᴘᴘʏʏ ♡♡♡

ʜᴇʀ ʟɪᴛᴛʟᴇ ʜᴀɴᴅ ᴘᴀᴅꜱ ᴀʀᴇ ᴛɪᴄᴋʟɪꜱʜ ᴡᴀᴀᴀᴀᴀ

ᴘʟᴇᴀꜱᴇ ᴅʀᴀᴡ ʜᴇʀ 😭

[monapearlquo]

Puppet history has made me forget that normal people don't see stories where people die as funny. I was telling my dad about the Molasses Flood, and the Britannic that had the propeller, and the Dancing Plague, and about all the funny stuff that happened in those stories, but every time I would inevitably get to the part when people died, he would just shake his head and say "that's horrible, no one should die like that" and would look at me with disappointment in his eyes.

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Like, okay, I SEE where you're coming from, but like C'MON, you gotta admit the overall story is funny!

[imma-vincent-van-gogh-kms]

Comfort hugs? Boring. Comfort tk hugs?

YAAAAAAAAAAAS

(not a ship)