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Hi can I please request some poly relationship hc’s for a female reader dating both Nathaniel and Luka please :)

Feel free to ignore if you don’t do poly ships thanks :)

hiii!! im completely fine with poly ships dw i love them :3 im poly myself hehe. this was definitely a new one & ive never written for nathaniel before so im so sorry if he’s kinda ooc 💔💔 i hope you enjoy regardless!!

life as both luka and nathaniels lover

𝒊 𝒌𝒏𝒐𝒘 𝒊𝒕’𝒔 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒊 𝒘𝒉𝒆𝒏 𝒊 𝒍𝒐𝒐𝒌 𝒊𝒏𝒔𝒊𝒅𝒆

- for the most part you are a very healthy relationship! luka is very much an open communicator while nathaniel is more likely to keep things to himself which can cause some strain

- whenever nathaniel doesn’t speak about his problems though it can be a little frustrating but luka always acts as a mediator for the most part, trying to figure out the root of the problem, and conflicts are very quickly resolved due to this

- you all enjoy just spending time together doing your own things. just being together is enough for you

- but you’re also just silly sometimes. nathaniel holds little “art classes” for you and luka

- luka tries to draw all three of you together but it literally looks like all of your proportions got inverted…. how silly. then he sticks to drawing little sketches based on bands he likes 😭

- nathaniel guides both of your hands like he’s obligated to but really this is just his one chance to hold your hands without getting shy

- luka does the same for you two but with his guitar and nathaniel actually catches on quick because he has good muscle memory

- if you’re bad at it luka is actually really patient with you and a good teacher (uses kisses as leverage when you get a chord right)

- actually they would definitely do the cutest thing ever for your anniversary. nathaniel draws you three and luka adds some stuff around the borders of the page. luka also teaches nathaniel a simple song on the guitar and they perform it for you <333

- luka always prefers to be on the outside of cuddling. you and nathaniel switch around in the middle but it’s mostly you

- luka or you are the ones who mainly talk to people when there’s an issue.. nathaniel sticks in the back. you guys are like “excuse me he SAID no pickles 😠”

- nathaniel is more easily jealous while luka is not a jealous guy

- whenever you guys go out together andré starts giving you three scoops

- im a firm believer in domestic nathaniel. he cooks for you guys idc. keeps track of what flavors you and luka prefer, and if they’re contrasting he tries to combine them in a way that you all enjoy

- sometimes you guys coordinate outfits. they’re all lowkey because nathaniel doesn’t like sticking out too much but they’re still coordinated

- you guys love eachother so so much

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inspired by this post

felix keeps telling nino wilder and wilder conspiracy theories - he'll throw in milder stuff like "marinette keeps a hamster in her purse" or "all xy's songs are secretly about lila" that are just plausible enough to make nino look into it before he realizes felix is, once again, lying - and then one day nino, fed up, sarcastically gives him one back, and felix just nods and goes "oh, i heard this about it too" and seamlessly expands upon it in a way that has nino impressed (almost. he still hates him).

and so then he starts telling felix conspiracy theories, just to try to come up with something crazy enough to actually trip him up and not because it's become sort of a fun game. not at all. (he finally succeeds when he suggests that adrien is chat noir and half of his emergency photo shoots are him dealing with an akuma, and felix had inconveniently started taking a sip of his water and almost hacked up a lung.)

then one day felix comes up with something that would actually make a great movie?? so of course nino has to stop and start writing that down, and felix, thrown off by the change in routine, is like "what are you doing?" nino explains, still frantically writing it all down, telling felix what he'd change and add to it, and felix makes suggestions, and then the conspiracy theory game is laid to the side for the next several weeks as they come up with a movie plot and like 80% of a script (they run out of steam and mutually decide to leave it be for the rest of the quarter, at least, so they can come back inspired again).

the day after they agree to set aside their movie project, there's a bit of awkwardness at first as nino no longer knows how to interact with felix. they're not talking about the project, are they going to start trading conspiracy theories again? will felix just ignore him? should he - nino shudders at the mental image and immediately discards the idea - try to make small talk? then felix turns to him and says, "the entire class is either dating or secretly in love with each other" and nino snickers and asks, "excluding adrien and marinette as love interests?" felix tells him, "of course," with such a 'no, duh,' expression that nino can't help laughing.

they leave mylene/ivan alone but decide that alix has a thing for juleka and rose's aesthetics, juleka admires how loud alix is about her opinions, and rose is super impressed by alix's athleticism (and also thinks her pink hair is gorgeous and would be fun to braid). chloe and alya argue too much to not be a little into each other.

nino suggests kim/max, but felix scoffs at the low-hanging fruit and tells him that clearly max and nath are secretly dating. "think about it," he says around nino's laughter. "they're both quiet. neither of them hang out with the rest of the class much. nath and alix are best friends, and alix makes stupid dares with kim, and besides marinette and her group, who else does alix hang out with? her best friend's boyfriend. you have to maintain good relationships with the people you care about's people they care about." nino nods and says that he sees it, still giggling.

"and that leaves... who? sabrina and kim?" felix asks. "oh! i know this one, dude. you remember when kim liked chloe and got akumatized when he tried to ask her out?" felix nods. "sabrina admired kim since before then, but she felt super bad about the whole valentine's day thing and gave him a little gift to try to make him feel better about it. he was touched and gave her one in return, and since then they've been locked in a gift exchange with each other. kim's too dense to realize she clearly likes him back and is nervous to ask after chloe, and sabrina's too shy to make an overt move, so they're stuck until one of them finally confesses or someone pushes them together."

"right, right," felix nods. "and then of course i'm in love with you."

nino sputters, taken aback. he's suddenly very aware of his heartbeat and facial expression. "right," he agrees, a bit strained. the way felix'd said it, so matter of fact... nino coughs and asks, "so are we dating or secretly in love with each other?" felix hums, a trace of a smile on his face, then decides, "either secretly in love or we're dating but you're too dense to realize." nino sputters again, this time offended, and protests, "i think i would notice if i was dating someone, dude!" "yeah?" "yeah!" felix just hums, smirking, and the teacher calls the class to start before nino can interrogate him on what the inflection of his hum meant.

later, felix asks nino if he wants to hang out after school. "really?" nino asks, a bit taken aback. it's not that he doesn't want to, just that the few times they'd done it before had been wholly focused on their project and he doesn't know what else they'd do. most of their hanging out at school is just making up dumb things and tossing them back and forth, making them more complicated until they've worn it through. "yeah," felix shrugs one shoulder, staring at him. "there's a new movie by one of the directors you really like, and i thought we could watch it and then you could tell me about what directing choices stood out to you over coffee." that's... surprisingly thoughtful. nino's kinda touched. "sounds good," nino agrees, and so they go watch it and then get coffee - hot chocolate for nino, plain black coffee for felix that he produces a caramel syrup packet from nowhere and pours in - and nino rants about how the positioning of the cameras in several scenes were at such weird, awkward angles but the choice to always give the love interest a jacket up until the final scene was inspired. felix listens attentively, sometimes asking a question or commenting on something, occasionally disagreeing on a point but mostly just listening to nino speak. it's nice.

the next week, felix asks again, suggesting that they walk in the park and trade music that they think the other would like. nino agrees again, and is in the middle of their fifth song when he realizes he can't tell if this is a friend hangout or a date, and if it's the latter, whether felix is doing this genuinely or to prove a point. he absolutely would be petty enough for that, is the thing. (and nino wouldn't really mind if it was a genuine date, is the other thing.) nino doesn't want to ask him, when they're having a good time and it might be presumptuous of him to almost immediately jump to "date," so he decides to wait until the end of the hangout, but forgets when it rolls around. this happens another three times, and it'd be weird to ask randomly, so nino just lets it be until two months have passed and they're still hanging out at least once a week. and it'd be awkward to bring it up now but it's more awkward to keep going on like this, so finally nino just has to ask: "dude. are we dating?"

felix snickers. glances around them at the fancy restaurant they're in because felix likes high-class stuff and doesn't mind paying for both of them, and nino (likes spending time with felix) is fascinated by the fancy desserts. looks back at nino and raises an eyebrow. "what do you think?"

"well that's the thing!" nino sputters, waving his arms around. "when we started doing- this-" he gestures emphatically between them "-it was right after you said i wouldn't notice if i was dating someone, and so it could've been that you were just trying to prove your point, but i don't think you'd keep it up for this long just for that! and i don't wanna assume, but if we're just hanging out as friends then it is kinda a weird vibe to go to fancy restaurants and hang out one on one multiple times a week. and if we are doing it as friends then that's cool!! that's chill! i'm down with it! but if it's not then i'd like to know, y'know? 'cause i might, like-" he coughs, rubbing the back of his neck. his face is burning "-i might be down with that, too. if you're interested."

felix raises his other eyebrow. "and if i am interested?" nino whacks his arm. "didn't i just say it? i- i like you, dude! whether you want that to be as a friend or as a partner is up to you." felix hums, and even though nino was telling the truth when he said he'd be fine if they stayed friends, his stomach dropped to his shoes.

"i like you too," felix says quietly. nino grins at him, and he smiles back for a moment before it shifts into a smirk and he adds, "told you you'd be too dense to realize we're dating."

"i did!!" nino shrieks indignantly. "i did, i totally did, the second time we hung out then i realized it might've been a date and i was just too nervous to ask." felix's smirk grows and he teases, "it's okay, you can admit it. i just told you i liked you, we can be vulnerable here." "oh my gosh," nino diverts, pulling out his phone. "oh my gosh, dude, you just admitted you felt a single emotion. dude. this is history, i need to record this."

he finishes zipping off a text to adrien, points his camera at felix and starts a video. "here we see a felixian graham crackers in his natural environment," he narrates, deepening his voice and grinning widely as felix flushes. "they rarely display emotions, but we've just caught one in the act. if we're very quiet and still, he might repeat himself." he zooms in on felix's face. "shut up," felix mutters, shoulders hunched and hands half raised like he wants to cover his face. "upon displaying emotions, if caught, felixes will often become embarrassed or even aggressive. the distinctive bright red coloring around the face and ears will indicate this." "i'm going to murder you and not even feel a little bad about it," felix says, face now in hands even as he peeks through two fingers at nino. "no you won'tttt," nino coos, face almost sore with how wide his smile is. "you liiiiike meee." felix shifts in his seat. for a moment, nino almost thinks he isn't going to respond, but he gives a small nod. "we've done it," he whispers to his still-recording phone. "as you can see, felixes will most often show emotion in response to others initiating the action. they-"

he has the presence of mind to stop the video as felix lunges for him. they get kicked out of the restaurant a few minutes later.

[extreme-technicality]

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Okay now that I know I won’t be clogging people’s dashes buckle the fuck in my dude and I should stress that I literally would not be talking about this as much as I will be if I didn’t genuinely enjoy the show. I’m gonna go season by season and just Rant

S1 has the serpentine as the bbeg and like, as far as villains go they’re p lit. They’re early enough that they haven’t been done to hell, things are fresh, the characters and dynamics are being fleshed out, and all in all s1 is a pretty solid season. There’s some fuckery that gets brought up re: how the FUCK aging works and what the actual timeline of Ninjago is and how Wu and Garmadon fit into that timeline, fuckery that LITERALLY NEVER GETS RESOLVED IN A SATISFYING WAY BC ITS REVEALED IN A LATER SEASON (s8, dw we’ll get there lmao) THAT THE ONLY REASON THE FIRST SPINJITSU MASTER, WU, AND GARMADON LIVED AS LONG AS THEY DID IS CUZ THEYRE BASICALLY DEMIGODS AND ITS IMPLIED THAT LLOYD WILL ALSO LIVE FOR A LONG ASS TIME WHICH MEANS ONE DAY HES GONNA OUTLIVE ALL HIS FRIENDS AND EVERYONE HE EVER LOVED WHICH IS A FUN THING TO THINK ABOUT AT NIGHT But anyway I digress, s1 also coincidentally introduces Lloyd (he wasn’t in the pilot episodes that set up the rest of the series) and the existence of Evil Dad Garmadon.

S2 is where Garmadon starts acting a lot more Evil and a lot less Dad. He’s the main antagonist for that season, and I actually read somewhere that the show was originally slated to end after s2 which high key explains the fuckery of literally every single season after this lmaooooo. Much like s1, I really can’t find much to complain about, the first two seasons are pretty decent as far as I can remember

Season. Fucking. Three. Where the fuck do I start??? I hate season three for entirely personal reasons revolving around the STUPID GODDAMN ROMANCE WRITING. okay lemme back up and explain a thing first so, Jay is dating Nya and they’re fine, they’re going steady, aND THEN????? THE BEGINNING OF THE SEASON INTRODUCES BULLSHIT LOVE TRIANGLE FUCKERY FOR ZERO GODDAMN REASON, BITCH I HATE LOVE TRIANGLES AND I HATE THEM EVEN MORE WHEN THEYRE DONE FOR NO GODDAMN REASON!!! AND THEN. AS IF THAT WERENT ENOUGH. THEY SHOEHORNED A ROBOT ROMANCE BETWEEN ZANE AND PIXAL AND I KNOW I RANTED ABOUT THIS A LITTLE BIT WHEN I WAS ACTUALLY WATCHING BUT I DIDNT GO INTO ENOUGH DETAIL!!!! THEY MADE THE OTHER NINJA OOC IN ORDER TO PROP UP THEIR SHIP!!!!!! AND AT ONE POINT ZANE GOES “its like we were…made for each other” AND I HAD TO FUCUCJDHVE I HAD TO SCREAM INTO A PILLOW BRO, IM SO TIRED!!!! NO THE FUCK YOU WERENT!!!!!! YOU WERE MADE FOR YOU AND PIXAL WAS MADE FOR PIXAL AND IF YALLS WANNA BANG BOLTS THATS FINE BUT DONT IMPLY THAT EITHER OF YOU WERE MADE INCOMPLETE!!!! THATS AN INSULT TO YOUR MAKERS AND YOURSELVES, MOVE ON, PLEASE AND THANK YOU. anyway that season also killed Zane (for the first time, but not the last) (spoiler alert lmao) and like, not to be an emotional little shit but I did cry a bit at his funeral.

S4 is honestly one of my favorites, even though the romance crimes continue (the love triangle bullshit is continuing and honestly I maintain that Cole, Nya, and Jay should all have gotten together and in my personal canon they DID, and also Kai has a forced romance) the VILLAIN makes up for it imo. He’s campy!! He’s funny!! He’s a clown!! He’s serious enough that if he says “I’m gonna kill you” HE MEANS IT and that’s so fucking refreshing!!!! S4 is honestly 8/10 just for the villain alone, don’t like that it retconned the SHIT out of the elemental masters and how many different elements there are TO master but eh, it’s ninjago, shit is stupid.

S5 was…interesting? OH WAIT I FORGOT TO MENTION THAT S3 INTRODUCED A GARMADON WHO WAS A LOT LESS EVIL AND A LOT MORE DAD, HONESTLY I THOUGHT IT TOOK A LOT OF THE FLAVOR OUT BUT THATS JUST ME LMAOOO. anyway s5 killed Garmadon, and I was a little sad cuz I like him okay??? I just think he’s NEAT, he’s got big dad energy, he was teaching Lloyd some shit that just got DROPPED and literally was never brought up again which is honestly a theme in Ninjago. Ninjago drinking game: take a shot every time they introduce a plot point or ability and drop it at or before the end of the season. WHICH THEY ALSO DID IN S5 WITH A DIFFERENT POWER ACTUALLY, so all the ninja are masters of Spinjitsu right, well s5 introduced the concept of Airjitsu which only Spinjitsu masters can learn and it lets them FLY and they used that for seasons 5 and 6 and then they nEVER BROUGHT IT UP AGAIN EVEN THOUGH IT WOULDVE COME IN HANDY FOR S E V E R A L DIFFERENT SITUATIONS ACROSS THE SEASONS, ONE OF THEM WOULD BE FALLING TO THEIR DOOM AND MY ASS WOULD BE YELLING “YOU CAN FLY, DUMBASS” - anyway, they do that again later lmao it’s fine. But what’s low key NOT fine is they made Nya the WATER NINJA!!! Like I’m not mad she has powers, except I kinda am, she was doing just fine as Samurai X and honestly the only reason she has super special ninja powers is for plot reasons. Also Cole got turned into a ghost, but by s7 he’s????? No longer a ghost????????? And that’s NEVER addressed or reasoned away, so like. Cool lmao

S6 didn’t happen. Like, canonically, s6 ends with wish fuckery that undoes the entire season and none of the characters remember anything that happened except Jay and Nya because S6 is the season where they get back together so they remember all those events for???? Feelings reasons?????? Unclear, moving on. The actual bbeg for S6 was a djinn with a vaguely Spanish accent, and to this DAY I don’t know why they made him have a SPANISH accent. Djinn are Arabic, not Spanish!! They’re not central or South American, either!!!! Your villain design makes no sense, do better

S7 had MORE time fuckery, and retconned what happened to Kai and Nya’s parents and hmmmhmhmhmhmhm that makes me Upsetti Spaghetti :3 not just the retconning, but the fact that they LITERALLY brought them back oNLY TO NEVER MENTION THEM AGAIN!!!!!! LITERALLY!!!!!!!! Okay so at the VERY very beginning, like pilot episodes beginning, Kai talks about their dad like he died/left fairly recently, BUT s7 contradicts that and claims that both of their parents were essentially abducted when Kai and Nya were little kids, which makes me question what in the fresh fuck two little kids were doing for all those years alone. SETTING THAT ASIDE FOR A HOT SECOND, their parents were also apparently good friends of Wu’s and old war buddies (from the Serpentine wars, which is YET ANOTHER bit of the timeline that doesn’t quite add up but honestly I could make a whole other post about that shit). But if they were such good fucking friends, why didn’t Wu check in every now and again??? What the fuck was Wu doing that was so fucking important that he couldn’t have been assed to visit his friends ONCE in like TEN MOTHERFUCKING YEARS and realize “oh shit, they’re not here and there are two tiny children running around unsupervised…My Kids Now : )” LIKE????? WU YOU LOW KEY SHOULDA LOOKED OUT FOR YOUR FRIENDS’ KIDS BETTER, THEY COULDA DIED BRO!!! Uhhhh the time fuckery also results in Wu getting yeeted ahead in time a bit and the ninja gotta find him

Season. Eight. I have…mixed feelings about this one. The beginning absolutely SLAUGHTERED me, and not in a “this is so fucking funny” way. No, the beginning made me feel like I was being flayed alive with just about every episode because Ninjago was back on its forced romance bullshit and this time it was Lloyd’s turn on the chopping block. That hurt my soul cuz like, look at that mans color scheme, he’s CLEARLY alloaro, why are you forcing romance on my aro man, why would you hurt me like that, BUT ALSO BECAUSE HE AND THE GIRL HE WAS BEING SET UP WITH HAD A LITTLE HEART TO HEART REALLY EARLY ON AND IT WAS THE MOST QUEER CODED SHIT!!!! IT DEADASS READ AS A CONVERSATION BETWEEN AN OUT AND PROUD QUEER AND A CLOSETED QUEER AND THEY MADE!!! IT!!!!! STRAIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!! The only thing that kept me watching at first was wanting to find Wu, and then I started enjoying myself once Cole found a plot-relevant baby and had fatherhood thrust upon him. Everything went from “ehhhhh” to “holy shit this FUCKS” once it was revealed that Rumi (Lloyd’s love interest) wAS PLAYING HIM THE WHOLE TIME AND WAS EVIL AND HAD AN EVIL GIRLFRIEND!!!!!! LITERALLY IMPROVED EVERYTHING ABOUT THE SEASON FOR ME, I COULD EVEN FORGIVE THE WHOLE “let’s resurrect Garmadon, but as evil as possible” BULLSHIT!!!!!!

S9 is a continuation of s8, Garmadon is back and 1000% Evil, 10% Dad, but none of the Dad energies is directed at Lloyd - it’s all directed at Rumi, and honestly I could write a whole ass post on just RUMI cuz that’s honestly my DAUGHTER and I LOVE HER and I’m MAD SHE DIES AT THE END OF THIS SEASON!!!! SHE DESERVED THERAPY AND TO LIVE WITH HER GF AND MAYBE SOME CRIME. AS A TREAT. RUMI DESERVED BETTER AND LOW KEY IM GONNA WRITE A FIC ABOUT IT, BUT ANYWAY WHERE WAS I

Ah right, so s9 has the four major Ninja stuck in the original dimension with no way home, while Lloyd has no powers (cuz he almost died last season) and has to somehow lead a resistance against Garmadon (who has taken control of Ninjago City and is working on the rest of Ninjago). Actually, s9 is pretty cool. Like, the end of s8 and into s9 are low key my favorite episodes, and I kinda wanna rewatch them now -

S10 is a FUN one. Garmadon got got last season, but he didn’t DIE, so he’s in cold storage and now there’s Another Threat and he’s the only one who knows wtf they’re up against so they let him out and he works with them. The funny part is, he is still Very Much Evil and doesn’t quite Get emotions like he did when he was, uh, human lmao, sO HE WOKE UP EVERY DAY DURING THAT SEASON AND DECIDED TO CAUSE PROBLEMS ON PURPOSE. IT WAS THE FUNNIEST FUCKING SHIT. 1000000/10 MY FAVORITE GARMADON, he ended that season by literally fucking off into Ninjago and they never decided to track him down 😭😭😭😭😭and I’m so SAD about it dude

S11 has another Serpentine as the bbeg, though in the setup to that they retconned how the fucking Serpentine tribes and history work??? I think???? Also Wu was a good 150% angrier and generally Done with the ninja’s shit, which was honestly refreshing tho I’m not quite sure I liked what the refreshed view was, but whatever lmao. S11 also had the ninja get yeeted to the dimension farthest from Ninjago, and honestly - okay, so they didn’t all go at the same TIME, Zane left about a week or two before the others did but there was time dilation fuckery afoot which I’m not too mad about cuz low key it makes sense. What I AM mad about is that they didn’t play the angst up to its full POTENTIAL!!!!!! Zane was EVIL in the other dimension!!!! Okay so I’m Ninjago he was only gone for maybe a week or two, but DECADES had passed in the other one, and all that time Zane was alone and disconnected from everyone he knew and loved, with a staff that boosted his power while slowly corrupting him and Turning Him Evil to help him, and like???? The thought of Zane trying to find a way home, trying to get SOME sort of message back, while he has to use the staff more and more to help him survive the long, lonely decades, so that by the time his family DOES show up its too late??? BRO. B R O. THAT JUST HITS DIFFERENT, BUT NINJAGO DIDNT DO THAT!!! THEY MADE HIM EVIL DUE TO MEMORY WIPE!!!!!! MEMORY WIPE IS BABY SHIT COMPARED TO A LONG, SLOW CORRUPTION!!!!!!

S12 was alright. It went into Cole’s mom, touched on some of the adventures she had had, threatened another forced romance (this time on poor Cole, just leave my mans ALONE) but thankfully didn’t follow through this time, introduced cool new powers that honestly hasn’t been elaborated on since that’s the most recent season I think lmao

Anyway thanks for reading and letting me rant!!!! I have,,So Much More I could talk about, PLEASE ask me about Rumi, some of my headcanons re: Garmadon and Wu’s dynamic, the Serpentine, my top five times they butchered Kai’s character for Plot Reasons, or anything else I brought up here that you want me to elaborate on!!!