#the ONLY timeline where he doesn't is Synergetics and that's because Ceara is about 90% of his self control wHEEZE | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

valiant-portabella-pirkko · 5 months ago

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just in case I don't actually get my drabble done before midnight, it's VERY important for you all to know that the only truly functional invention Ruju has ever made for himself was a gyrocycle, which he immediately proceeded to crash into the side of a cargo ship in Rata Sum harbor to cause a multi-ship pileup knocking ALL of them over. this obviously was not intentional, but he still spent the night in a Peacekeeper cell and had to get bailed out by his parents.

... he then promptly got arrested a SECOND time for retrieving the impounded gyrocycle after hours and trying to drive it out of the city, only to crash it into the side of the asura gate and careen wildly off course back into the harbor. knocking over the ships. AGAIN.

this, as it turned out, would be the first in a long string of Ruju managing to crash every vehicle he touches! don't let this guy drive!!

#my posts #gw2 asura #Commander Ruju #i said this guy got himself arrested and i was NOT joking #never for actually violent crime though. he's just. reckless #by the time he leaves Rata Sum the Peacekeepers DEFINITELY know him by name and not for any good reasons #he does this in both his Statics and Dynamics timelines tbh #the ONLY timeline where he doesn't is Synergetics and that's because Ceara is about 90% of his self control wHEEZE #anyway this guy LOVES racing around at top speed but he cannot steer to save his life and i do seriously mean it #the only reason his mounts don't crash 300 times per day is that they can go 'no that's stupid' and steer themseLVES #(mind you the fact that he accidentally causes hardware malfunctions with his air attunement didn't help either tho)#anyway. just needed to yell this somewhere ok. runs away

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