#the I know was not a Han reference that was an accident 😂

[hux-and-gay]

Soft Kylux Drabble

(don’t ask me why I’m not posting these on Ao3 yet I really could not tell you)

Hux laid in bed quietly reading a book. The early morning sun shone through the window casting a warm glow throughout the bedroom. He enjoyed the peaceful quiet knowing later he’d have to enter the bustling city to go to work. 

He had just turned the page when Kylo walked in. He only glanced up a second before looking back at his book. Even though the man had left to get ready for the day his hair was still a muss and he looked dead on his feet. He flopped down on the bed beside Hux and it only took a second for him to drape himself across Hux’s lap. 

Hux peaked over the top of the book. “What are you doing?”

“Laying down.”

“Aren’t you supposed to be taking a shower?” 

“I’m too tired.”

“Ren.”

“What?”

“You’re heavy.”

“Okay.” Kylo smirked then grabbed hux by the hips rolling him over so he laid on top of kylo instead. Then shifted him so he was sitting on his lap. 

“I didn’t mean that!” Hux exclaimed. 

“I can watch you read, it doesn’t hurt anyone. You won’t even know I’m here.”

“Kylo you’re not someone easily ignor-“

“Please?”

Hux turned, seeing the longing in Kylo’s eyes. There were times like this where kylo just needed someone to touch, to hold, or be held by. Of course Hux had these moments too but he never had the boldness to act on them. He wasn’t sure what it was this time that was making Kylo feel this way, but he didn’t want him to feel alone.

“Okay…” he paused, resting his head against Kylo’s chest and hearing the small murmur of affection that his boyfriend let out. “I’m not going anywhere you know.” Hux reassured him. 

“I know.” 

“If I hated you or thought you were a monster I would have left by now.”

“I know.”

“Just because we argue doesn’t mean that I-“

Kylo cut him off laughing. “I know, don’t worry I Know. I just wanted to feel you, your weight, your warmth, that’s all.”

“Ah.”

“I love you.”

Hux paused, offering Kylo a smile, albeit briefly. “I’m not too heavy am I?” He said changing the subject slightly. Kylo wasn’t offended; he knew Hux meant it on the inside. 

“You? Heavy? Don’t worry your fine. Besides your ass is cushy.” He squeezed it gently as he teased. 

“Very funny love.” Hux answered sarcastically. “Now I really must get back to my book.”

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[slashingdisneypasta]

I cannot imagine a reader dealing with a house of villains (plus I miss House of Mouse) the utter chaos

Yes, chaos XDD

Things Y/N Has Said in the House of Villains

Plot: Things you have said in your life as the House of Villains manager. Its a tough life 😂

Warnings: Cursing I guess and some sexual references? Like one I think, I don't know 😅 Also Ratigan is in constant danger and its possible.. i bully... Frollo a little...

"... Slim!? Sli- stop yodelling. What are you doing with that cattle inside?!"

"Y'all need to stop harassing Hook with ticking noises- it is bullying- "

"NO GUNS INSIDE. THATS WHAT WE HAVE THE UMBRELLA STAND FOR."

"... claytons been talking for an hour... i dunno if he realises we've been watching tv. don't, say, a word."

"Hi Cruella... have you seen Scar?"

"Facilier you get off the table or I'm cracking out the sage- "

"... did that shadow just chuckle- "

"Hilda has been in the bathroom for 4 hours straight now and I smell eye of newt coming from inside. I'm growing some concerns."

*Through grit teeth as you continue to just smile and waive* "... hahaha she's cackling... did something funny happen or should we run?"

"Hehehe- put Gaston at Frollo's table."

"-and rule number 6; Do not take your time in the shower. Gaston will yank the door off the hinges, he takes his hair and skin care routine very seriously- "

"Goob please... I beg of you please... please get changed."

"Goob I'll pay you to get changed."

"Goob, I will bring to you an actual unicorn, if you get changed... hades, pain and panic can do that, right??"

"Yes, Ratcliffe, you look very sparkly. Can we leave now?"

"... hey where's Greasy?... What? You haven't seen him since- *Deadpan*... since Mal went to the bathroom?... you know what its his funeral."

P1. *Over speaker* "SMARTASS WEASEL PLEASE COME TO THE FRONT DESK TO ACQUIRE YOUR TEAM MEMBER BACK. HE WILL BE IN CUSTODY UNTIL YOU DO."

P2. *Half an hour after the last announcement* "SMARTASS WEASEL PLEASE COME TAKE HIM."

P3. *An hour later* "WE'RE JUST RELEASING HIM GODDAMNIT."

"Why are there scorch marks on the ceiling again!?"

"Goddamnit Hades we need to work on your anger issues, this is getting out of hand, those were the 37th drapes this week. I liked them, they were purple."

"Jafar's taunting Hades?... Yzma do we have marshmallows still?- Great, you know the drill, stick 'em on the Horned King's head and be sure to set him directly in Hades way."

"So who wants hot cider? I need a headcount. Oh- Hans? ... Well if only there was someone out there who loved you enough to get you some huh? Anyway- "

*Sigh* "... Ursula, you need to stop sexually harassing Hans."

"Don't you dare bring that cauldron in here Your Darkness- that is not a kitchen cauldron, I know what you put in there- "

"Huh... so I just made hot chocolate in Ursula's potion cauldron... slightly concerned for my wellbeing, but this is delicious. Salty."

"OKAY WE NEED TO START LABELLING THE COULDRONS AROUND HERE."

"Why does it smell vaguely of old ham in he- Oh, Horned King. Hi."

"Someone smack him for me."

"Why is Jafar laughing so loudly at FOUR IN THE MORNING!?- "

"Who would you throw off a cliff if you had to?... Frollo?... same."

"... damn he has a good song, though." (Frollo does)

"... yeah, uh, I do the laundry around here... learnt some things, for sure... have you ever put prosthetic skin in the washer on accident?? Its not goo- WHAT! NO JUDGE DOOM! I'M NOT SAYING ANYTHING!!"

"... someone get Tremaine, Lucifer is hunting Ratigan again."

"Silver, just between us... you're my favourite around here."

*Getting a hug from Silver when someone else approaches* "bACK OFF- THIS HUG IS MINE."

"Get your goddamn feet off the table Rourke this is not a barn."

"Oh the hunters are all going on a weekend trip??... How nice, lovely, I hope they have a great time... any chance we can send Frollo with them? Maybe theirs a horrible accident... What? No, I'm just kidding ha ha- "

"NO. NO TRANSFORMATIONS INSIDE. YOU PEOPLE HAVE BROKEN TOO MANY VASES."

"... someone get Maleficent, Diablo is hunting Ratigan again."

"... hey Percy. How bout we put a shrimp on the barbie- OKAY I'M SORRY DONT SHOOT."

"Medusa's name is with an E, Mim's is without- its not that hard!"

"Medusa we've talked about this... Brutus and Nero need to stay outside. Hook will suffer cardiac arrest if he lays eyes on them."

"Oh the oldest here?? Hades, then Mother Go- " *Sees Gothel sharpening her knife nearby* "I don't know really."

"... Why are there so many bugs in he-... ohhhh, someone get me the sewing kit, Oogie has had an accident."

"I told you not to gamble with Oogie... sorry, nu uh, I cant get your belongings back... read the sign sir." *Gestures to a 'no refunds/Oogie keeps whatever he wins off of suckers' sign*

"Sir Hisssss come get the Prince, he's having another tantrummm."

"Did you almost get eaten again Ratigan?... do you want to tell me your evil plans again, will that make you feel better? Wh- in song?? ... Okay go ahead."

"Someone get Ratigan his highchair."

"SHHHH SH SH SH he's not a rat, hahahahahah... we don't think he knows."

"Psycho, put Ratigan and the razor down this instant."

"Nooooooo no no no wait, do not follow her (The Queen of Hearts) orders, do not behead anyone. I just had the carpet cleaned."

"Okay! So what's the entertainment for tonight? Lets see... Oh Scar! He's gonna... he's doing Hamlet?... odd choice... "

"Wh- ... why is Shan Yu smirking? Its very concerning. I'm concerned. Wh- "

"... Okay Shere Khan. Lets level with each other, here. You hate men, I know, but- I cant have you eating anyone here. So I propose a deal. You don't eat anyone... but I can probably slip you a couple of wait staff under the table. you know, the ones hades has already accidentally charcoaled. just between us."

"Stupid you sweet, summer child... "

"Yes, okay, everyone is to be keeping their guns in the umbrella stand. ... but that does not apply to Sykes. Why?? Because I don't wanna sleep with the fishes, okay? Okay- "

"Oh, King Candy, welcome!- Oh, or Turbo??... which would you prefer?"

"No- no- no, strictly no racing indoors- "

"Alright, put up the Out of Order sign on that bathroom- its Wheezy's now. He's been in there half an hour and just breathing in its direction could give you lung cancer."

"... what- NO, YZMA IS NOT ALLOWED IN THE KITCHEN WITH STRANGE VIALS IN HER HAND, GET HER OUT OF THERE- "

[oh-nostalgiaa]

prompts (for reference)

send me a ship and a number and i’ll write a short fic

* childhood best friends au

* co stars au

* pretending to hate each other au

(hey anons and michelle, feel free to correct me if i’m wrong and these numbers are from the fanfiction trope mash-up prompt list instead)

wordstuck.co.vu prompts

kilig

3 sentence fics

jyn/cassian or bodhi/jyn & after scarif nights

hurt prompts

‘you have broken ribs, take it easy’

‘are you ... throwing up in there?’

send me a made up fic title and i’ll tell you what i would write to go with it

‘o unlucky stars’

‘somewhere that isn’t here’

random prompt

"While she knows they're friends, and she had hoped that it could become something more, she also knew that for him the mission, the cause, comes first and she knew that her continued survival in imperial custody was against the Alliance's best interest."

send me a ship and a heart and i’ll tell you

who developed a crush on the other first

who is more likely to make huge declarations of love in front of other people?

who tends to get sick more often? who is better at taking care of the other?

who said "i love you" first? or, if neither has said it yet, who is more likely to say it first?

send me a number or two and a pairing and i’ll try and write a drabble / ficlet

rey / poe first kiss & shackles

2-6 word starters

‘can you walk?’

i don’t know which kiss prompt list, but i’m gonna make do with what i’ve got and pick a good #8 for you.

random prompt

Wow I just saw your incredibly comprehensive prompt post could I ask for one of the college AU's where one sees their ex at a party and they ask the other to make out please?

leave the first sentence of a fic in my ask box and i will write the next five

‘i can’t believe you just did that!’

There was fear in the eyes of the person standing in front them. 

three sentence fic

Han Solo and Leia wen Ben [Kylo Ren] born.

rebelcaptain: the kiss that left all others behind

Three sentence thing! RebelCaptain + a forehead kiss

lol michelle really dude

Poechelle -AU where Poe and I both work for NASA 😂😂😂😂

Rebelcaptain - AU where Cassian is a sugar daddy and hires jyn as a date

send me a pairing and a number and i will write you a drabble

rey/poe “Hey, I’m with you, okay? Always.”

damerey “I swear it was an accident.”