#the Black Order immediately reverts btw they're psychologically messed up but with Thanos gone they've got no reason to cull planets btw
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Loki: don't kill me, i have a wife!
Thanos: do you think fate cares about that?
Loki: oh this isn't a plea for mercy to save my life, it's a warning for yours
Thanos:
Sigyn, landing a ship by crashing it on Thanos: *muffled screaming as the door opens* WHY DOES EVERYONE WANT LOKI DEAD!
#sigyn 🤝 nebula#(crashing ships in the best possible convenient locations)#so anyway back to the universe where nebula gamora and hela are all thor and loki's sisters but only loki knows this rn#so thor just gets a whole bunch of extra siblings and loki's married but thor simply did not know this#at some point he mistakes them for being part of odin's biological/adopted children that he ditched#it's okay they'll correct him in a bit#THEN he finds out they're Thanos' and the rest of it#the Black Order immediately reverts btw they're psychologically messed up but with Thanos gone they've got no reason to cull planets btw#Thor simply has no clue what is going on and how his family ended up so big but Loki seems happy with it so everything is fine#and then they all collectively reach earth and the mortals freak out about all this too#mostly because now if they want to put any of the genocidal folks in prison they have to get through 8 siblings who are also genocidal folk#new asgard is going to keep the entire planet on edge#hehe
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