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creativity-is-rebellion · 6 years ago

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My Favourite Creepy and Abandoned Places From Around the World

Ever since I was a little girl, I have been obsessed with researching and reading about creepy and abandoned towns or places around the world, whether it was notorious (supposedly) haunted buildings, abandoned hotels and neighbourhoods, or forgotten cities and towns that now lie in decay. I think the appeal lay in the possibility of these places being more than what they seemed or what was readily apparent, a skewing of everyday realities into something atypically fascinating. I will share some of my favourite creepy and abandoned places from around the world below.

Centralia, Pennsylvania, USA

The inspiration for the video game and movie, ‘Silent Hill,’ Centralia today is a near-ghost town occupied by only 10 people (according to the 2017 census) due to a fire that has been burning beneath the borough since 1962. That year, there was a trash fire in a strip mine beneath the town which ignited a blaze that rages with the same fury today as it did 57 years ago. On a Sunday, the day before Memorial Day, the townsfolk had decided that the best method of taking care of the landfill trash heap before the festivities began was to set fire to it - a very common practice back then. The problem was that Centralia had been a major coal mining area in the past, and the landfill was located on top of an old coal mine.

They set the fire on May 25th. The fire latched onto an old coal seam from the mine and slowly spread throughout the mines under the city.Even though the visible flames were doused throughout the day on the 25th, more fires were spotted on May 29th. This pattern of putting out fires and finding them sprouting up again days later would continue for weeks. And when there weren’t visible fires, residents complained about the constant smell of smouldering trash and coal. Authorities tried for years to extinguish the fire. They pumped a slurry of ash, water, and rocks into the mine, but nothing worked. Eventually, they had no choice but to give up, and the city was condemned.

The Centralia mine fire led to the city being all but abandoned. Families were relocated to neighbouring towns. Today, the surface of the streets is no longer hot like it was previously, since the fire has moved down deeper into the earth. But smoke can still be found creeping out of the ground in places. The ground has been so weakened by half a century of fire that a sinkhole can open anywhere at any moment. Portions of Route 61 just outside the city had to be closed and redirected since it’s not safe to drive there. Furthermore, since the coal from the underground mines produces deadly carbon monoxide, the air isn’t safe to breathe in certain areas. Centralia today looks like it has been hit by the apocalypse. Some have gone so far as to describe the eerie place as hell on earth. There are cracking tar roads with smoke billowing out of them, graffiti on abandoned, derelict buildings and signs to warn people that the ground could swallow you at any minute. There are more graves at the cemetery than there are people in the town. Centralia now mostly attracts tourists who visit the abandoned highway, where many profanities and obscene pictures are spray painted.

Pripyat, Ukraine

Pripyat is a ghost town in the northern part of the Ukraine, near the Ukraine-Belarus border, famous for being the town closest to the No. 4 reactor involved in the Chernobyl disaster, the worst nuclear power plant disaster of all time. On the 26th of April, 1986, during a test to see how much power was needed to keep the No. 4 reactor operating in the event of a blackout, the No. 4 reactor exploded, causing a fire which released an extremely dangerous amount of radioactive chemicals in the air.

Pripyat, which was founded in 1970 and had a population of around 49,000 at the time of the explosion, was located only about three kilometres from the explosion. As a result, the entire city was forced to evacuate on April 27th, 1986, in just three hours. Over three decades later, this ghost town is a freeze-frame of the Soviet Union in 1986. Communist propaganda still hangs on walls, and personal belongings from the residents who lived there long ago still litter the streets and the abandoned buildings. The hammer and sickle emblems of communism still decorate lamp-posts, awaiting May Day celebrations that never took place, and toys are strewn about a school house where they were last dropped by children who are now fully grown. All clocks in the area are frozen at 11:55, the moment the electricity was cut.

The IAEA estimates that approximately 30 people were initially killed by the explosion and related radiation exposure, with several thousand additional deaths due to higher cancer incidence possible over the long term. As with any site where a number of people have lost their lives, Pripyat is rife with ghost stories. In 1997, Andrei Kharsukov, a visiting nuclear physicist, told one such story, stating that he went to the power station at 7:30 a.m., and went to the No. 4 reactor sarcophagus, which is where the explosion occurred. He could not go inside due to radiation, but as he took radiation readings, he heard someone screaming for rescue from a fire inside. The reactor door required a password and a hand-print, but as he claimed, someone, or something, was inside. Another pretty unsettling theory was that the radioactive detonation caused a select few not to die. In fact, quite the opposite. It gave them enhanced strength and speed, with the downside being that it made them zombies.

These days, the site has become a tourist destination, with the government giving interested individuals a pass to tour the areas of Pripyat, including schools, hospitals, houses, apartment buildings, and even the amusement park and shipyard. It is also possible to visit the actual site where the explosion happened, but visitors must stay at least 200 meters away in the case of any radiation that escapes the Number 4 Nuclear Reactor Sarcophagus, built to keep in any more radiation.

Flinders Highway, Queensland, Australia

Known as ‘Queensland’s own Wolf Creek,’ which refers to an Australian horror movie franchise of the same name, it is speculated that this lonely 754-kilometre stretch of road is the hunting ground for Australia’s longest-running serial killer, spanning 40+ years. The Flinders Highway that turns into the Barkly Highway is an isolated, remote stretch of bitumen between Townsville and Mt. Isa , and is known as “The Highway of Death”. The blood-red ranges, open plains and dry river beds surrounding its rugged terrain have stood as silent witness to at least 12 unsolved cold cases and chilling killings, including the 37-year-old murder mystery of hitch-hiker Tony Jones; Catherine Graham, who was found dead at Anthill Creek, west of Townsville, in 1975 (her head had been bashed in with a rock); the Mackay sisters, Judith and Susan, whose bodies were found stabbed, raped and strangled (they were only 5 and 7 years old), Gordon Twaddle, along with Timothy Thompson and Karen Edwards, who were all found shot in the head near Mt. Isa in 1978, Robin Hoinville-Bartram, whose skeletal remains were found west of Charters Towers (she’d been shot in the head, execution style), and Anita Cunningham, who disappeared in 1972 whilst hitchhiking with Robin, to name a few. Most recently, 22-year-old Jayden Penno-Tompsett went missing from the highway on New Year’s Eve in 2017, on his way to Cairns.

As stated by the brother of one of the missing people, ��It is it’s own world out there. Strange things do happen in those wild, empty spaces.” The long-running list of missing and murdered individuals seem to point to this stretch of road being a place that is best to avoid. Nevertheless, hitch-hiking is still common practice along the Flinders Highway, with countless unsuspecting people putting their lives at risk every day.

‘The Crystal Highway’ (Rockhampton to Mackay), Queensland, Australia

On a related note, just south of Flinders Highway, the drive from Rockhampton to Mackay is almost just as terrifying and taxing. Known as the “Central Queensland Badlands,” due to the fact that it is a worthless stretch of scrubby floodplain that separates the cattle country of Rockhampton from the canefields of Mackay. It is a very spooky landscape, perhaps due to the isolation one feels when driving through it. Alternatively, it is also known as the “Horror Stretch,” due to a combination of the eerie but boredom-inducing, unpicturesque nothingness of the drive, the number of fatal crashes that have happened along this highway, and the list of disappearances and murders that have occurred along it.

The most infamous murder was Noel Weckert, a skydiver driving with his wife to a jumpers' carnival in Rockhampton, who was found slumped, still seat-belted, in the front seat of his Toyota Celica. He had been shot dead through the head with a .22 calibre rifle, probably while sleeping. Meanwhile, the bloated, sun-broiled body of his wife, also shot through the head, was found two weeks later in a creek, where she had apparently fled her attackers. Eventually two men were charged with what became known as the Connors River murders, and were sentenced to life imprisonment, but not before more ghosts and more stories from the Horror Stretch, some real, some imagined, had emerged, including a couple of English holidaymakers similarly shot at by a sniper; a 14-year-old girl that went missing; a 26-year-old Aboriginal woman that was sexually assaulted, murdered and dumped in the Fitzroy River, and more travellers, two from Sydney, shot as they slept in sleeping bags by the roadside.

These stories are even more terrifying to me since I have in fact travelled this highway myself whilst on holiday, and can thus attest to its uneasy atmosphere. We decided not to have lunch in Rockhampton, figuring we’d be able to find a diner on the way up to Airlie Beach, only to discover that there weren’t any places to eat for at least 250 kilometres, and my husband ended up being so tired that we didn’t reach our destination, a camping site near Airlie Beach, until the next day. We decided to sleep by the road-side that night, but I didn’t get much shut-eye at all. I didn’t read about this highway’s reputation until months after I visited it, but once I read it, it made perfect sense, and I feel as if I survived something quite eerie indeed.

Lier Psychiatric Hospital, Norway

A list like this wouldn’t be complete without the inclusion of an abandoned psychiatric hospital, and I wanted to avoid being typical by including one from Norway, instead of the usual lists that include ones from America. Reading about this place made the hairs on the back of my neck stand up in all the right ways, and was the inspiration for one of my short stories. Located in the middle of nowhere, just outside Oslo (the capital of Norway), this hospital has a long history as an institution. The sickest people in society were stowed away here and went from being people to being test subjects in the pharmaceutical industry’s search for new and better drugs. The massive buildings house the memory of a grim chapter in Norwegian psychiatric history the authorities would rather forget. Here, the staff tested new medicines, lobotomy, electroshock “therapy,” and drugs like LSD on the patients in hope it could make them better. Those that were tested on frequently failed to ever leave and died on hospital grounds, as is apparent by the old suitcases still stuffed full of clothes located in some of the rooms even today. Today, the only visitors are teenagers going there at nights looking for ghosts and soaking up the spooky atmosphere.

Island of the Dolls, New Mexico, Mexico

Even though this island is now totally abandoned, over 50 years ago, a man named Don Julian Santana left his wife and kids and moved there to live the rest of his life alone. When he was living there, the body of a dead little girl came floating up in one of the canals. Don Julian thought he had become haunted by her spirit. He began to collect dolls and decorate the island with them. He would trade vegetables and fruits in exchange for any dolls. The dolls were believed to be used by Don Julian as a shrine for the spirit that haunted him. He continuously collected dolls and decorated them all over the island, until he died.

These days, hundreds of these terrifying dolls, their severed limbs, decapitated heads, and blank eyes adorn trees in varying states of decay. Since Don Julian’s death in 2001, the place has become a popular tourist attraction, where visitors bring more dolls to put on display.

Lincoln Way, Clairton, Pennsylvania, USA

If you’ve ever wondered what the world would be like if you fast-forwarded into the future only to find yourself standing in the midst of a post-apocalyptic world, one main road in Clairton, Pennsylvania would definitely fire up your imagination. Once a lively cul-de-sac residential street with 16 homes, all that’s left are abandoned, crumbling homes, overgrown trees and bushes and the crumbling asphalt roadway and sidewalks. What exactly happened on Lincoln Way that made everybody abandon their homes, leaving behind all of their belongings? What kind of stories sit buried in the remnants left behind by each family previously inhabiting these houses? When the local authorities or locals themselves are asked, you never get a straight answer, with most of them avoiding answering the question altogether. One urban paranormal legend states that a beast the size of a horse with red eyes resides and lingers in the woods that surrounds the “once was” community of Lincoln Way, which is why they all left in such a hurry. Another, less scary, proposal is that the houses had to be abandoned due to an exceeding amount of foreclosure, or over environmental concerns, such as toxic fumes being emitted from the coke piles at the U.S. Steel Clairton Plant situated directly across from the neighbourhood on North State Street. Some former residents stated frequent sickness, unbearable bad odours and unexplained occurrences. Others say the properties were bought up and the neighbourhood was to be demolished for a highway expansion that never happened.

Tax assessment records also show that the homes have had the same owners since the 1970s , but payment of taxes have been spotty or non-existent for all but three of the homes, regardless of being occupied or not. Over the years, some of the homes have burned down or fallen down, but around ten of them remain with leaking roofs, crumbling walls, rotting floors and broken windows, the copper and other metals having been stripped by salvagers. There are also several sinkholes scattered around the land surrounding Lincoln Way. According to Clairton city manager Howard Bednar, the city hopes to demolish the remaining homes, but with tight budgets, abandoned homes that sit among occupied areas of the city are more of a priority. Once demolished, the Redevelopment Authority of Clairton will take possession of the properties that are delinquent on their taxes. Until then, Lincoln Way will continue to serve as a glimpse into a post-apocalyptic future.

Oradour-Sur-Glane, France

Amongst all the tragedies that occurred in World War Two, one French village and the events that transpired there, stand out. The town of Oradour-sur-Glane was witness to a brutal massacre that killed almost every man, woman, and child in the village on the afternoon of the 10th of June, 1944. In order to avenge the kidnapping of a German soldier by the French Resistance, Nazi SS troops herded more than 400 women and children into the village church, soaked it in petrol and blocked all the exits before setting it all alight. The men were moved by Nazi forces into the village’s barns, shot so they couldn’t move and doused in petrol before being set ablaze. The final death toll stood at 642 people, including 254 women, 207 children, and 181 men.

Since the massacre, Oradour-sur-Glane has remained untouched, serving as a reminder of the atrocities of war and the evil of the Nazis, as well as a shrine to the unfortunate people who died.

50 Berkeley Square, London, United Kingdom

This list wouldn’t be complete without a genuine haunted house example. 50 Berkeley Square has a long-held reputation as being the "Most Haunted House in London." The four-storey brick town house, built in the late 18th century, has a rather chequered history, with a number of deaths having taken place within its walls. However, it is not the number of deaths that is important, but rather the manner in which they occurred. Quite a few people are said to have perished due to the terror instilled within them by a nameless horror that claims the building as its home.

The earliest ghost sightings come in the form of a young woman, seen to be hanging from the windowsill on the uppermost floor. She can be seen screaming, before letting go and disappearing as she falls. Legend has it that a young girl named Adeline threw herself out of this window in order to get away from her abusive uncle. The type of abuse varies, but in all respects, it was quite cruel. Her ghost was reported as early as 1789, and old newspapers report that "since then more than 50 respectable people have reported seeing Adeline clinging to the windowsill, about to drop to her doom."

In 1872, aristocrat and politician Lord George Lyttelton stayed a night in the house for a bet. He set up a bed in the attic where he was to sleep the night, to test his resolve against the horror said to reside there. He did not really believe in the nonsense stories, but still took a shotgun for good measure. During the night, an apparition in the form of a brown tendrilled misty mass appeared, and Lyttelton fired his gun at it. In the morning light, he looked for what he had fired at, but there were no remains or proof that he had hit anything at all. Lyttelton would later say that the upper rooms were "supernaturally fatal to body and mind."

In 1879, a new family had moved into the house, and one of the daughters was due to have her fiancée visit. The maid was sent upstairs to set up the attic room as a guest room. Soon she was heard screaming, and when the family ran up to see what the commotion was about, they found her on the floor, backed into the corner, repeating over and over again "Do not let it touch me". She died the following day in an asylum.

Upon hearing this, a 'nobleman' stayed in the attic to get to the bottom of what had happened. He was a rather sceptical chap, but still the family told him to ring a bell they placed for him, if there was any trouble. His is the first death officially reported in the house. The cause of death was 'from fright'. In the middle of the night the bell was heard to ring, frantically followed by a gunshot. He was found dead on the floor, his face a mask of terror.

By 1887 the house was once again empty, and due its reputation, no-one was keen to move in. Luckily for the house, two more victims arrived, this time in the form of sailors – Edward Blunden and Robert Martin. On Christmas Eve the sailors had arrived in London, but had no money for lodgings, so they wandered the streets until they could find an empty building to make camp for the night. They eventually found their way to Berkeley Square, and seeing that number 50 was obviously vacant, decided to spend the night there. They settled for a second-floor bedroom, and soon Martin was asleep, but Blunden was restless and frightened. He could hear footsteps in the corridor, and soon the door opened. As Blunden watched, a dark and shapeless form entered the room. Blunden reached for a makeshift weapon, a fire poker from the fireplace. The noise had awoken Martin, who saw the massive tendril strangling Blunden. Fearing for his own safety, Martin took the opportunity to run out the bedroom door, down the stairs, and out of the building, where he soon ran into a police constable. Martin relayed the story and the two men went back to number fifty. What they found was Blunden, dead on the pavement. He had either jumped or been thrown out of the second-floor window, his body crushed by the fall.

The stories continued from those brave or foolhardy enough to venture into number 50 after dark, but soon eventually the building was occupied again, this time by the Maggs Bros – Antiquarian Book Dealers. They have occupied the building since 1937, and have never reported any major disturbances. The staff have, however, heard strange noises from the upstairs rooms, but none have dared to venture there, not out of fear, but rather because they are not allowed to, as the police have placed a sign, a warning saying that the upper most rooms are not to be used for anything, not even storage.

If you take a look for information on this location, you will find many more stories about the nameless horror that resides in number 50 Berkeley Square. You will also find different versions of the stories discussed here, as they change as they are retold, like most ghost stories that stretch back for any long period of time. The versions posted here are my favourites.

Mt Everest, Nepal

And now, on to a place where most of us will never visit, but which is no less spooky. Mount Everest serves not only as a testament to the majesty of nature's beauty, but as an alluring siren song calling to the heart of every adventurer. Despite the risks, thousands swarm to Nepal every year in an effort to conquer the tallest point on Earth. Many of them never leave. Over 250 bodies remain on Everest, giving it claim to the title of the world's largest open-air graveyard. While most Mount Everest deaths occur due to avalanches, falls, and exposure to the harsh climate, the area known as the “Death Zone” holds a terribly high body count and comes with its own unique set of problems.

As one climber put it: "Everest is littered with dead bodies. For the most part everyone stays very positive, you don’t talk about this stuff, but you can’t help but notice the bodies because their clothes are still bright. You might see some bare flesh, but you won't see a skull as the skin is almost embalmed as if it's been frozen in time, almost like a waxwork. The clothes are flapping in the wind and ultra violet light, each person with their own story."

The Death Zone is commonly known as the area above 26,000 feet. When the human body enters this altitude, it slowly starts to die. Then it becomes a race against the clock for climbers to make it from this mark to the peak and back again before their body fails them. Since oxygen at this level is only a third of what it is at sea level, climbers may find themselves sluggish, disoriented, and fatigued. The pressure makes weight feel ten times heavier and causes extreme distress on organs. Because of these severe effects, climbers usually only have a window of 48 hours inside the Death Zone and are strongly urged to use supplemental oxygen at all times.

If someone dies on Everest, it's almost impossible to retrieve their body, especially in the Death Zone. Due to unbearable weather conditions, severe lack of oxygen, pressure on dead weight, and the fact that many bodies on Mount Everest are completely frozen onto the mountain face, most corpses are left exactly as they fall. Overall, standard protocol is to simply let these figures, frozen in the final moments of death, become a permanent addition to the rocky terrain. It would make sense that the mountain's nickname is EVER REST.

And that concludes my list on this topic for now. I may do another similar list sometime down the track. Farewell.

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Hollywood’s Notable Deaths of 2017 (Photographs)

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Hollywood’s Notable Deaths of 2017 (Photographs)

A glance again at among the notable folks we have misplaced this 12 months.

Tony Rosato The actor, who appeared on “SCTV” and later joined the forged of “Saturday Evening Stay” in 1981, died of a coronary heart assault on Jan. 10 on the age of 62.

William Peter Blatty The writer of the famed horror novel “The Exorcist,” died from most cancers on Jan. 12 on the age of 89.

Dick Gautier The actor who starred within the authentic Broadway manufacturing of “Bye Bye Birdie” and performed the function of Hymie the Robotic on “Get Good” died on Jan. 13 on the age of 85.

Jimmy “Superfly” Snuka The WWE legend died from abdomen most cancers on Jan. 15 on the age of 73. He was inducted into the WWF (now WWE) Corridor of Fame in 1996 and was additionally the primary WrestleMania opponent of The Undertaker.

Miguel Ferrer The “NCIS: Los Angeles” star who performed the function of Owen Granger died Jan. 19 from most cancers on the age of 61.

Lee O’Denat aka “Q” The founder and CEO of music and tradition web site WorldStarHipHop, Lee O’Denat, died on Jan. 23 in his sleep on the age of 43, in response to TMZ.

Mary Tyler Moore The legendary six-time Emmy-winning star of the “Mary Tyler Moore Present” and “The Dick Van Dyke Present” died on Jan. 25 on the age of 80.

Mike Connors The American actor, finest recognized for taking part in a non-public eye on the long-running CBS motion collection “Mannix” (1967-75), died on January 26 at age 91.

Barbara Hale The actress finest recognized for her function as authorized secretary Della Avenue on the long-running authorized drama “Perry Mason,” died Jan. 27 on the age of 94. In line with the Washington Submit, Hale died of issues from power obstructive pulmonary illness.

John Damage The Oscar-nominated British actor whose profession spanned six many years and starred in “The Elephant Man,” “Alien” and three “Harry Potter” films died on the age of 77 on January 27. Damage had been battling pancreatic most cancers since 2015.

Richard Hatch Finest recognized for taking part in Captain Apollo on the 1970s sci-fi tv collection “Battlestar Galactica,” Hatch died on the age of 71 following a quick battle with pancreatic most cancers on Feb. 7.

Brenda Buttner The senior enterprise correspondent and host of “Bulls and Bears” for the Fox Information Channel, Brenda Buttner died on Feb. 20 after a battle with most cancers on the age of 55.

Neil Fingleton The 7-foot, 7-inch Fingleton died Feb. 25 at age 36. He was finest recognized for his function as the enormous referred to as Magazine the Mighty on “Sport of Thrones” and was Europe’s tallest man.

Invoice Paxton The star of “Aliens” and “Titanic” died Feb. 26 as a consequence of issues from surgical procedure. He was 61 years outdated.

Robert Osborne Movie historian and longtime host on Turner Basic Motion pictures, Robert Osborne died Mar. 6 on the age of 84.

Joni Sledge A member of the 1970’s musical group, Sister Sledge, recognized for his or her single “We Are Household,” Sledge died Mar. 10 at 60-years-old.

Auntie Price Felicia O’Dell, higher referred to as Chef Sista Woman or Auntie Price, was a viral YouTube sensation recognized for her “good ass hen” died Mar. 17 after struggling a coronary heart assault. She was 59-years-old.

Chuck Berry Chuck Berry, singer and songwriter of rock and roll classics equivalent to “Maybellene,” “Roll Over Beethoven” and “Johnny B. Goode” died Mar. 18 on the age of 90.

Bernie Wrightson The famed comedian guide artist recognized for co-creating the DC comedian guide monster Swamp Factor died Mar. 19 after an extended battle with mind most cancers at 68-years-old.

Jimmy Breslin The Pulitzer-winning reporter and columnist whose life was as outsized because the New York Metropolis characters he depicted and uncovered in print, died Mar. 19 on the age of 88. He was recognized for reporting on letters he obtained from “Son of Sam” serial killer, David Berkowitz in 1977 and uncovered one of many metropolis’s worst corruption scandals within the ’80s.

Darlene Cates The “What’s Consuming Gilbert Grape” mother died Mar. 26 peacefully in her sleep on the age of 69.

Don Rickles Legendary humorist and actor finest referred to as an insult comedian, Rickles died Apr. 7 on the age of 90.

Charlie Murphy The actor and comic — the older brother of Eddie Murphy who was finest recognized for his extremely memorable stints on “Chappelle’s Present” — died April 12 from issues from leukemia.

Erin Moran Finest recognized for taking part in Ron Howard’s child sister within the basic 1970s sitcom “Completely satisfied Days,” Moran died Apr. 22 on the age of 56.

Jonathan Demme The Oscar successful director of “The Silence of the Lambs” died Apr. 26 from esophageal most cancers on the age of 73.

Michael Mantenuto One of many stars of Disney’s 2004 movie “Miracle,” Mantenuto died on the age of 35 from a self-inflicted gunshot wound on Apr. 24.

Powers Boothe The Emmy-winning character actor, who had memorable stints on “Deadwood,” “24,” and “Nashville,” died in his sleep of pure causes at age 68 on Might 14.

Brad Gray The longtime producer, who additionally served as chairman and CEO of Paramount for 12 years, died Might 14 of most cancers at age 59.

Chris Cornell Chris Cornell, the grunge frontman of rock teams Soundgarden and Audioslave, died of a suicide by hanging on Might 18, 2017. He was 52.

Roger Ailes The previous Fox Information Chief, who resigned from the corporate in July after former anchor Gretchen Carlson filed a sexual harassment lawsuit that resulted in a number of girls coming ahead with related claims died on Might 18 on the age of 77. In line with a household pal who spoke with CNN, Ailes fell at his house in Palm Seaside, Florida final week, suffered issues, and slipped right into a coma.

Gregg AllmanThe organist and singer for The Allman Brothers, Rock & Roll Corridor of Fame inductee Gregg Allman died peacefully in his sleep at his house in Savannah, Georgia, on the age of 69, in response to his official web site. Allman helped create the Southern Rock style, and obtained the Grammy Lifetime Achievement Award in 2012.

Lisa Spoonauer Finest referred to as Caitlin Bree within the 1994 movie “Clerks,” Spoonauer died on the age of 44. The movie’s director, Kevin Smith, reported the information on June 6.

Adam West The titular star of TV’s “Batman” from 1966-1968 died after battling leukemia on the age of 88 on June 9.

Martin Landau The star of “Ed Wooden,” “North by Northwest” and the ’60s TV collection “Mission: Unimaginable” died July 15 on the age of 89 after experiencing sudden issues throughout a brief hospitalization.

George Romero The famed horror director who invented the trendy zombie film with 1968’s “Evening of the Dwelling Useless,” died July 16 at age 77 after a brief battle with lung most cancers.

Chester Bennington Chester Bennington, the frontman of the 2000s rap-rock group Linkin Park, died of suicide by hanging on July 20. He was 41.

Sam Shepard The writer, playwright and actor, died on July 27 from issues of ALS. He was 73 years outdated.

Robert Hardy The actor, finest recognized for taking part in Cornelius Fudge within the “Harry Potter” movie franchise, died Aug. three on the age of 91.

Barbara Prepare dinner A Broadway star and a beloved cabaret and live performance performer, died on the age of 89 from respiratory failure on Aug. eight.

Glen Campbell Glen Campbell, the Grammy-winning singer, songwriter, guitarist and selection TV present host, died on August eight. He was recognized with Alzheimer’s illness late in 2010. Campbell was 81.

Joseph Bologna The actor, director, playwright, and Oscar-nominated screenwriter died Aug. 13 on the age of 82 after dropping his battle with pancreatic most cancers.

Dick Gregory The famed comic and civil rights activist died Aug. 19 on the age of 84 from coronary heart failure.

Jerry Lewis Considered one of Hollywood’s most well-known comedians recognized for being one-half of a legendary comedy duo with Dean Martin, died Aug. 20 on the age of 91.

Thomas Meehan The Tony Award-winning author of “Annie,” “Hairspray” and “The Producers,” has died on the age of 88 on Aug. 22

Jay Thomas Recognized for roles on “Cheers” and “Murphy Brown,” Thomas died Aug. 24 at age 69 after an extended battle with most cancers.

Tobe Hooper Tobe Hooper, the director of horror classics equivalent to “The Texas Chainsaw Bloodbath” and “Poltergeist,” died on Aug. 26 at age 74.

Bernard Pomerance Bernard Pomerance, the American playwright and poet who wrote the Tony-winning 1977 play “The Elephant Man,” died Aug. 26 on the age of 74 from issues from most cancers at his house in Galisteo, New Mexico.

Coach Rollie Massimino Longtime Villanova basketball coach Rollie Massimino died Aug. 30 on the age of 82 after battling lung most cancers.

Richard Anderson Richard Anderson, an actor recognized for “The Six Million Greenback Man” and “The Bionic Lady,” died Aug. 31 at age 91.

Shelley Berman Slapstick comedian and actor Shelley Berman, recognized for taking part in Larry David’s dad on “Curb Your Enthusiasm,” died Sep. 1 as a consequence of issues from Alzheimer’s Illness on the age of 92.

Walter Becker Walter Becker, co-founding guitarist of the jazz rock band Steely Dan, died Sep. three at age 67.

John Ashbery John Ashbery, the acclaimed Pulitzer-winning American poet who challenged readers with musical verses that always defied simple understanding, died Sep. three at age 90.

Elizabeth Kemp Elizabeth Kemp, actress and famed trainer on the Actors Studio, died Sep. 1 at age 65.

Troy Gentry Troy Gentry, one half of Kentucky-based nation music duo Montgomery Gentry, has died on the age of 50 after a tragic helicopter crash on Sep. eight.

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101 Funny Quotes — Hilarious Quotes to Make You Laugh – Parade

Whether it’s a play on words, a funny observation about everyday things or old witty sayings, comedy has a way of making us realize we’re all going through the same stuff in this crazy life. These funny quotes about work, love, friends and family will have you saying, “So true!” because, well, they are. Others will have you remembering hilarious, meme-worthy movie and TV moments.

Take a much-needed break from your day to check out the 101 funniest quotes we found in stand-up comedy, books, plays, celebrity Twitter and interviews, as well as movies and TV shows, guaranteed to give you a quick chuckle.

1. “I’m sick of following my dreams, man. I’m just going to ask where they’re going and hook up with ’em later.” —Mitch Hedberg

2. “Gentlemen, you can’t fight in here. This is the war room.” —President Merkin Muffley (Peter Sellers), Dr. Strangelove

3. “My mother always used to say: The older you get, the better you get, unless you’re a banana.” —Rose (Betty White), The Golden Girls

4. “Halloween is the beginning of the holiday shopping season. That’s for women. The beginning of the holiday shopping season for men is Christmas Eve.” —David Letterman

5. “Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes.” —Jack Handey

6. Bob: “Looks like you’ve been missing a lot of work lately.” Peter: “I wouldn’t say I’ve been missing it, Bob.” —Bob (Paul Wilson) and Peter (Ron Livingston), Office Space

7. “Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence in society.” —Mark Twain

8. “Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet to see who they really are.” —Will Ferrell

9. “I love being married. It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.” —Rita Rudner

10. “Ned, I would love to stand here and talk with you—but I’m not going to.” —Phil Connors (Bill Murray), Groundhog Day

11. “When your mother asks, ‘Do you want a piece of advice?’ it is a mere formality. It doesn’t matter if you answer yes or no. You’re going to get it anyway.” —Erma Bombeck

12. “I want my children to have all the things I couldn’t afford. Then I want to move in with them.” —Phyllis Diller

13. “Never follow anyone else’s path. Unless you’re in the woods and you’re lost and you see a path. Then by all means follow that path.” —Ellen DeGeneres

14. “Insomnia sharpens your math skills because you spend all night calculating how much sleep you’ll get if you’re able to ‘fall asleep right now.’” —Anonymous

15. “Breaking up is like knocking over a Coke machine. You can’t do it in one push; you got to rock it back and forth a few times, and then it goes over.” —Jerry (Jerry Seinfeld), Seinfeld

16. “I’m not superstitious, but I am a little stitious.” —Michael Scott (Steve Carrell), The Office

17. “I walk around like everything’s fine, but deep down, inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off.” —Anonymous

18. “I haven’t spoken to my wife in years. I didn’t want to interrupt her.” —Rodney Dangerfield

19. “I used to sell furniture for a living. The trouble was, it was my own.” —Les Dawson

20. “There’s nothing wrong with you that an expensive operation can’t prolong.” —Surgeon (Graham Chapman), Monty Python’s Flying Circus

21. “Someone asked me, if I were stranded on a desert island what book would I bring: ‘How to Build a Boat.’” —Steven Wright

22. Ted Striker: “Surely you can’t be serious.” Dr. Rumack: “I am serious. And don’t call me Shirley” —Ted Striker (Robert Hays) and Dr. Rumack (Leslie Nielsen), Airplane!

23.“There is no sunrise so beautiful that it is worth waking me up to see it.” ―Mindy Kaling, Is Everyone Hanging Out Without Me?

24. “You know you’ve reached middle age when you’re cautioned to slow down by your doctor, instead of by the police.” —Joan Rivers

25. “Truth hurts. Maybe not as much as jumping on a bicycle with a seat missing, but it hurts.” —Lt. Frank Drebin (Leslie Nielsen), Naked Gun 2½: The Smell of Fear

26. “My Mama says that alligators are ornery because they got all them teeth and no toothbrush.” —Bobby Boucher (Adam Sandler), The Waterboy

27. “I never feel more alone than when I’m trying to put sunscreen on my back.” —Jimmy Kimmel

28. “Marriage is like an unfunny, tense version of Everybody Loves Raymond, but it doesn’t last 22 minutes. It lasts forever.” —Pete (Paul Rudd), Knocked Up

29. “Being a mom means never buying the right amount of produce. Either everyone suddenly loves grapes and a week’s worth are eaten in one afternoon, or fruit flies are congregating around my rotting bananas.” —Lessons from the Minivan

30. “I’m not insane. My mother had me tested.” —Sheldon Cooper (Jim Parsons), The Big Bang Theory

31. “There are only three ages for women in Hollywood: babe, district attorney and Driving Miss Daisy.” —Elise (Goldie Hawn), The First Wives Club

32. Usher: “Bride or groom?” Wedding guest: “It should be perfectly obvious I’m neither!” —Four Weddings and a Funeral

33. Stan Fields: “Describe your perfect date.” Cheryl: “That’s a tough one. I’d have to say April 25. Because it’s not too hot and not too cold. All you need is a light jacket.” —Stan Fields (William Shatner) and Cheryl Frasier (Heather Burns), Miss Congeniality

34. “I saw a study that said speaking in front of a crowd is considered the number one fear of the average person. Number two was death. This means to the average person, if you have to be at a funeral, you would rather be in the casket than doing the eulogy.” —Jerry Seinfeld

35. Lucy: “There’s just two things keeping me from dancing in that show.” Fred: “Your feet?” —Lucy (Lucille Ball) and Fred Mertz (William Frawley), I Love Lucy

36. “Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it.” —Anonymous

37. Coach: “How’s a beer sound, Norm?” Norm: “I don’t know, I usually finish before they get a word in.” —Coach (Nicholas Colasanto) and Norm (George Wendt), Cheers

38. “If I woke up tomorrow with my head sewn to the carpet, I wouldn’t be more surprised.” —Clark Griswold (Chevy Chase), National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation

39.“There’s nothing simpler than avoiding people you don’t like. Avoiding one’s friends, that’s the real test.” —Dowager Countess Violet Crawley (Maggie Smith), Downton Abbey

40. “If I’m not back in five minutes, just wait longer.” —Ace Ventura (Jim Carrey), Ace Ventura: Pet Detective

41. “The only thing that separates us from the animals is our ability to accessorize.” —Clairee Belcher (Olivia Dukakis), Steel Magnolias

42. “I’m at a place in my life when errands are starting to count as going out.” —Anonymous

43. “A good rule to remember for life is that when it comes to plastic surgery and sushi, never be attracted by a bargain.” —Graham Norton

44. “I’m not good at the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?” —Chandler (Matthew Perry), Friends

45. “Here’s all you have to know about men and women: Women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid.” —George Carlin

46. “When I’m in social situations, I always hold onto my glass. It makes me feel comfortable and secure and I don’t have to shake hands.” —Larry (Larry David), Curb Your Enthusiasm

47. “As you get older, three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can’t remember the other two.” —Sir Norman Wisdom

48. “That’s why New York is so great, though. Everyone you care about can despise you and you can still find a bagel so good, nothing else matters. Who needs love when you’ve got lox? They both stink, but only one tastes good.” —Midge Maisel (Rachel Brosnahan), The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel

49. “Here’s some advice: At a job interview, tell them you’re willing to give 110 percent. Unless the job is a statistician.” —Adam Gropman

50. “Does it disturb anyone else that ‘The Los Angeles Angels’ baseball team translates directly to ‘The The Angels Angels’?” —Neil DeGrasse Tyson

51. “I never forget a face—but in your case, I’ll be glad to make an exception.” —Groucho Marx

52. “Here’s something to think about: How come you never see a headline like ‘Psychic Wins Lottery’?” —Jay Leno

53. “A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.” —Steve Martin

54. “My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start. So far I’ve finished two bags of M&Ms and a chocolate cake. I feel better already.” —Dave Barry

55. “Never do anything out of hunger. Not even eating.” —Frank Semyon (Vince Vaughn), True Detective

56. “What do you mean, he don’t eat no meat? That’s okay, that’s okay. I make lamb.” —Aunt Voula (Andrea Martin), My Big Fat Greek Wedding

57. “You know you’re getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you’re down there.” —George Burns

58. “To call you stupid would be an insult to stupid people!” —Wanda (Jamie Lee Curtis), A Fish Called Wanda

59. “Instead of the mahi mahi, may I just get the one mahi because I’m not that hungry?” —Shelley Darlingson (Anna Faris), The House Bunny

60. “Accept who you are. Unless you’re a serial killer.” —Ellen DeGeneres

61. Francois: “Do you know what kind of a bomb it was?” Clouseau: “The exploding kind.” —Francois (André Maranne) and Inspector Clouseau (Peter Sellers), The Pink Panther Strikes Again

62. “My ability to turn good news into anxiety is rivaled only by my ability to turn anxiety into chin acne.” —Tina Fey, Bossypants

63. “There is one word that describes people that don’t like me: Irrelevant.” —Anonymous

64. “Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?” —Robin Williams

65. “I remember it like it was yesterday. Of course, I don’t really remember yesterday all that well.” —Dory (Ellen DeGeneres), Finding Dory

66. “I don’t have to take this abuse from you; I’ve got hundreds of people dying to abuse me.” —Dr. Peter Venkman (Bill Murray), Ghostbusters

67. Police officer: “Pull over.” Harry: “No, it’s a cardigan. But thanks for noticing.” —Harry Dunne (Jeff Daniels), Dumb and Dumber

68. “I grew up with six brothers. That’s how I learned to dance: waiting for the bathroom.” —Bob Hope

69. “If we’re going to pay this much for crab, it better sing and dance and introduce us to the Little Mermaid.” —Claire Foster (Tina Fey), Date Night

70. “I prefer not to think before speaking. I like being as surprised as everyone else by what comes out of my mouth.” —Anonymous

71. “Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow just as well.” —Mark Twain

72. “Woke up today. It was terrible.” —Grumpy Cat

73. “Eggs are fantastic for a fitness diet. If you don’t like the taste, just add cocoa, flour, sugar, butter, baking powder and cook at 350 for 30 minutes.” —Anonymous

74. “I can’t end my messages with Love, Shaq because the B-52s ruined that for me.” —Meme attributed to Shaquille O’Neal

75. “My husband and I fell in love at first sight. Maybe I should have taken a second look.” —Halley Reed (Mia Farrow), Crimes and Misdemeanors

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76. “Thanksgiving dinners take 18 hours to prepare. They are consumed in 12 minutes. Half-times take 12 minutes. This is not a coincidence.” —Erma Bombeck

77. “Insanity runs in my family. It practically gallops.” —Mortimer Brewster (Cary Grant), Arsenic and Old Lace

78. Brian: “Look, you’ve got it all wrong. You don’t need to follow me. You don’t need to follow anybody. You’ve got to think for yourselves. You’re all individuals.” Crowd: “Yes, we’re all individuals!” Individual: “I’m not!” —Brian (Graham Chapman) and cast, Monty Python’s Life of Brian

79. “Why can’t you just be happy for me and then go home and talk behind my back later like a normal person?” —Lillian (Maya Rudolph), Bridesmaids

80. “Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination.” —Oscar Wilde

81. “What they could do to make it easier is combine the two, real estate and obituaries: Mr. Klein died today leaving a wife, two children, and a spacious three-bedroom apartment with a wood-burning fireplace.” —Harry (Billy Crystal), When Harry Met Sally

82. “The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It’s a good non-specific symptom; I’m a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you that a good phony fever is a dead lock, but you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor’s office. That’s worse than school. You fake a stomach cramp, and when you’re bent over, moaning and wailing, you lick your palms. It’s a little childish and stupid, but then, so is high school.” —Ferris Bueller (Matthew Broderick), Ferris Bueller’s Day Off

83. “I like my money where I can see it: hanging in my closet.” —Carrie (Sarah Jessica Parker), Sex and the City

84: Cal: “You are really pushing my buttons today.” Becky: “Which one is ‘mute’?” —Waitress, the Musical

85. “The worst part of online shopping is having to get up and get your credit card from your purse.” —Anonymous

86. “People say, ‘But Betty, Facebook is a great way to connect with old friends.’ Well, at my age, if I want to connect with old friends I need a Ouija board.” —Betty White

87. “My therapist says I’m afraid of success. I guess I could understand that, because after all, fulfilling my potential would really cut into my sitting-around time.” —Maria Bamford

88. “From the ages of eight to 18, me and my family moved around a lot. Mostly we would just stretch, but occasionally one of us would actually get up to go to the fridge.” —Jarod Kintz

89. “Money cannot buy health, but I’d settle for a diamond-studded wheelchair.” —Dorothy Parker

90. “The whole purpose of places like Starbucks is for people with no decision-making ability whatsoever to make six decisions just to buy one cup of coffee. Short, tall, light, dark, caf, decaf, low-fat, non-fat. So people who don’t know what they’re doing, or who on earth they are can, for only $2.95, get not just a cup of coffee but an absolutely defining sense of self.” —Joe Fox (Tom Hanks), You’ve Got Mail

91. “Good parenting means investing in your child’s future, which is why I am saving to buy mine a hoverboard someday.” —Lin-Manuel Miranda

92. “I love airports because the rules of society don’t apply. Eat a pizza and have a glass of wine at 7 am while in track pants. Nobody cares.” —Anonymous

93. “Outside of a dog, a book is man’s best friend. Inside of a dog, it’s too dark to read.” —Groucho Marx

94. “I’m one stomach flu away from my goal weight.” —Emily Charlton (Emily Blunt), The Devil Wears Prada

95. “My perfect beautiful miracle baby? Never slept. Ever. Never. Twelve years later the memories of those nights, of that sleep deprivation, still make me rock back and forth a little bit. You want to torture someone? Hand them an adorable baby they love who doesn’t sleep.” —Shonda Rimes

96. “I’d like to have a kid, but I’m not sure I’m ready to spend 10 years of my life constantly asking someone where his shoes are.” —Damien Fahey

97. “Why yes, I can carry on a conversation made up entirely of movie quotes.” —Anonymous

98. “I’m sure wherever my Dad is, he’s looking down on us. He’s not dead, just very condescending.” —Jack Whitehall

99. “I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.” —Noel Coward

100. “Trying is the first step toward failure.” —Homer Simpson, The Simpsons

101. “I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort.” —Zach Galifianakis

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Child Connor is YK800 #313 248 317 - 61...much like parts of his programing they reused RK800 information including the serial number...he was going to have his own but since his design and build was scraped they never replaced the ‘temporary’ serial with a unique manufacture number. They choose ‘61′ As they already had RK800 bodies up to 60 and figured they wouldn’t need a RK800-61.

Once again CyberLife why did you do this to him?

#headcanon #about connor

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11 Pekka Rinne – Nashville Predators

12 Nazem Kadri – Toronto Maple Leafs

13 Blake Wheeler – Winnipeg Jets

14 Reilly Smith – Vegas Golden Knights

15 Jake Virtanen – Vancouver Canucks

16 Mitch Marner – Toronto Maple Leafs

17 Sean Couturier – Philadelphia Flyers

18 Mark Stone – Ottawa Senators

19 Chris Kreider – New York Rangers

20 Dylan Larkin – Detroit Red Wings

21 Nolan Patrick – Philadelphia Flyers

22 Max Pacioretty – Montreal Canadiens

23 Nino Niederreiter – Minnesota Wild

24 Ryan Johansen – Nashville Predators

25 Charlie McAvoy – Boston Bruins

26 Patrick Marleau – Toronto Maple Leafs

27 Ben Bishop – Dallas Stars

28 Matt Duchene – Ottawa Senators

29 J.T. Miller – New York Rangers

30 Shea Weber – Montreal Canadiens

31 Ryan Suter – Minnesota Wild

32 Phil Kessel – Pittsburgh Penguins

33 Jonathan Huberdeau – Florida Panthers

34 Brad Marchand – Boston Bruins

35 Leon Draisaitl – Edmonton Oilers

36 Jonathan Toews – Chicago Blackhawks

37 Kyle Okposo – Buffalo Sabres

38 Corey Crawford – Chicago Blackhawks

39 Jamie Benn – Dallas Stars

40 Sean Monahan – Calgary Flames

41 Jonathan Marchessault – Vegas GoldenKnights

42 Mike Smith – Calgary Flames

43 Nikolaj Ehlers – Winnipeg Jets

44 Evgeny Kuznetsov – Washington Capitals

45 Seth Jones – Columbus Blue Jackets

46 David Pastrnak – Boston Bruins

47 William Nylander – Toronto Maple Leafs

48 Jakub Voracek – Philadelphia Flyers

49 Roman Josi – Nashville Predators

50 Ondrej Palat – Tampa Bay Lightning

51 Dustin Brown – Los Angeles Kings

52 Kevin Shattenkirk – New York Rangers

53 Devan Dubnyk – Minnesota Wild

54 Aleksander Barkov – Florida Panthers

55 Jesse Puljujarvi – Edmonton Oilers

56 Brandon Saad – Chicago Blackhawks

57 Matthew Tkachuk – Calgary Flames

58 Martin Jones – San Jose Sharks

59 Matt Murray – Pittsburgh Penguins

60 Jordan Eberle – New York Islanders

61 Bo Horvat – Vancouver Canucks

62 Cory Schneider – New Jersey Devils

63 T.J. Oshie – Washington Capitals

64 Joe Pavelski – San Jose Sharks

65 Tyler Toffoli – Los Angeles Kings

66 John Klingberg – Dallas Stars

67 Andreas Athanasiou – Detroit Red Wings

68 Gabriel Landeskog – Colorado Avalanche

69 Brayden Schenn – St. Louis Blues

70 Jeff Skinner – Carolina Hurricanes

71 Rasmus Ristolainen – Buffalo Sabres

72 Brent Burns – San Jose Sharks

73 Derek Stepan – Arizona Coyotes

74 Corey Perry – Anaheim Ducks

75 Jaden Schwartz – St. Louis Blues

76 Tuukka Rask – Boston Bruins

77 Cam Fowler – Anaheim Ducks

78 Vincent Trocheck – Florida Panthers

79 Ryan Nugent-Hopkins – Edmonton Oilers

80 Anders Lee – New York Islanders

81 Kyle Palmieri – New Jersey Devils

82 Tyson Barrie – Colorado Avalanche

83 Jordan Staal – Carolina Hurricanes

84 Sam Reinhart – Buffalo Sabres

85 Alex Pietrangelo – St. Louis Blues

86 Victor Hedman – Tampa Bay Lightning

87 Mark Scheifele – Winnipeg Jets

88 Pierre-Luc Dubois – Columbus Blue Jackets

89 Mikko Rantanen – Colorado Avalanche

90 Andrei Vasilevskiy – Tampa Bay Lightning

91 Brock Nelson – New York Islanders

92 Teuvo Teravainen – Carolina Hurricanes

93 Christian Dvorak – Arizona Coyotes

94 Steven Stamkos – Tampa Bay Lightning

95 Artemi Panarin – Columbus Blue Jackets

96 Rickard Rakell – Anaheim Ducks

97 Oliver Ekman-Larsson – Arizona Coyotes

98 Alexander Wennberg – Columbus Blue Jackets

99 Mark Giordano – Calgary Flames

100 Nicklas Backstrom – Washington Capitals Stars – #/699

101 Connor McDavid – Edmonton Oilers

102 Anze Kopitar – Los Angeles Kings

103 Erik Karlsson – Ottawa Senators

104 Filip Forsberg – Nashville Predators

105 Sidney Crosby – Pittsburgh Penguins

106 Mikael Granlund – Minnesota Wild

107 Marc-Andre Fleury – Vegas Golden Knights

108 Vladimir Tarasenko – St. Louis Blues

109 Johnny Gaudreau – Calgary Flames

110 Brock Boeser – Vancouver Canucks

111 Patrice Bergeron – Boston Bruins

112 Mathew Barzal – New York Islanders

113 Clayton Keller – Arizona Coyotes

114 Taylor Hall – New Jersey Devils

115 Jack Eichel – Buffalo Sabres

116 Aaron Ekblad – Florida Panthers

117 Sergei Bobrovsky – Columbus Blue Jackets

118 Auston Matthews – Toronto Maple Leafs

119 Patrick Kane – Chicago Blackhawks

120 Nathan MacKinnon – Colorado Avalanche

121 Sebastian Aho – Carolina Hurricanes

122 Henrik Zetterberg – Detroit Red Wings

123 Nikita Kucherov – Tampa Bay Lightning

124 Claude Giroux – Philadelphia Flyers

125 Connor Hellebuyck – Winnipeg Jets

126 Alexander Ovechkin – Washington Capitals

127 Henrik Lundqvist – New York Rangers

128 Tyler Seguin – Dallas Stars

129 Carey Price – Montreal Canadiens

130 Logan Couture – San Jose Sharks Legends – #/599

131 Wilf Paiement – Quebec Nordiques

132 Willie O’Ree – Boston Bruins

133 Pavel Bure – Vancouver Canucks

134 Mario Lemieux – Pittsburgh Penguins

135 Brian Propp – Minnesota North Stars

136 Wendel Clark – Toronto Maple Leafs

137 Wayne Gretzky – New York Rangers

138 Pat LaFontaine – New York Islanders

139 Chris Chelios – All Star Team

140 Larry Robinson – Montreal Canadiens

141 Ron Hextall – Philadelphia Flyers

142 Paul Coffey – All Star Team

143 Charlie Simmer – Los Angeles Kings

144 Gerry Cheevers – Boston Bruins

145 Steve Yzerman – Detroit Red Wings

146 Grant Fuhr – Edmonton Oilers

147 Peter Forsberg – Philadelphia Flyers

148 Dominik Hasek – Detroit Red Wings

149 Tony Amonte – Chicago Blackhawks

150 Shayne Corson – Montreal Canadiens

151 Patrick Roy – Colorado Avalanche

152 Mark Messier – New York Rangers

153 Doug Gilmour – Toronto Maple Leafs

154 Martin Brodeur – New Jersey Devils

155 Rod Langway – Washington Capitals

156 Brett Hull – Dallas Stars

157 Teemu Selanne – Anaheim Ducks

158 Dale Hawerchuk – Buffalo Sabres

159 Jaromir Jagr – Pittsburgh Penguins

160 Pavel Datsyuk – Detroit Red Wings Rookies – #/999

161 Noah Juulsen – Montreal Canadiens

162 Ethan Bear – Edmonton Oilers

163 Dylan Sikura – Chicago Blackhawks

164 Ryan Donato – Boston Bruins

165 Tomas Hyka – Vegas Golden Knights

166 Dominic Turgeon – Detroit Red Wings

167 Eeli Tolvanen – Nashville Predators

168 Jordan Greenway – Minnesota Wild

169 Dylan Gambrell – San Jose Sharks

170 Henrik Borgstrom – Florida Panthers

171 Zach Aston-Reese – Pittsburgh Penguins

172 Michael Dal Colle – New York Islanders

173 Travis Dermott – Toronto Maple Leafs

174 Anthony Cirelli – Tampa Bay Lightning

175 Sami Niku – Winnipeg Jets

176 Casey Mittelstadt – Buffalo Sabres

177 Lias Andersson – New York Rangers

178 Adam Gaudette – Vancouver Canucks

179 Andreas Johnsson – Toronto Maple Leafs

180 Troy Terry – Anaheim Ducks

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