#the *worst* headache

[spoopdeedoop]

picodelix was crazy huh

[drenched-in-sunlight]

somos livres como girassóis de Van Gogh

(we are free like Van Gogh’s sunflowers)

[divine--intervention]

[dapapple]

[spitinsideme]

demon ragatha trying to seduce nun pomni (the first tine ever esrly on in their relationship)

[gibsongirrl]

save me mike faist's side profile 🙏🏾

[skodenquinn]

CLOSE YOUR LEGS SIR 😠

Doodle of springtrap again

[a-hazbin-reader]

Alastor X Reader Headcanons

❌️Romantic

✅️Platonic

TW: Alastor's craziness

Description: Alastor having to deal with Child!Reader and what their relationship is like

Alastor is somehow the best with children while simultaneously being the fucking worst

Sure he can entertain them easily, knows all the right things to say and think of fun games to keep them occupied

He can make them good food to eat, supply them with the proper clothes and protection

He'll even play along with all your little antics, act as your partner in crime

Knows how to make you smile after something has upset you, giving small head pats and singing you a song

Lil song and dance number

"You're never fully dressed~ Without a smile~"

Let's you in on his super duper big plans but you can't tell anybody or else it'll ruin the surprise

But he has no idea what a child actually needs in order to thrive

His idea of games are often just tossing you somewhere dangerous or letting you play on a death trap while he lazily watches you

Often times he forgets to feed you and when you inevitably complain of being hungry he tries to feed you the nearest sucker around

Alastor kids do NOT eat ppl

Cannibal children do

Okay well ppl meat doesn't have enough nutrients for a child

Fine

Puts you in clothes that will embarrass you to tears with how old and dorky they are

"Well it was in style when I was a kid!"

And he more than likely will traumatize you with his idea of 'protection', as if his demon form wasn't terrifying to normal adults

To top it all off...Alastor can probably only handle you in short bursts then pawns you off on someone else

It's nothing personal

You're just needy and grabby and loud and you're prone to tears and-

Well, children are just that way by design

So it's nothing personal

But he does have a soft spot for you and spoils you a little more than he would the average child

Gives you anything you ask for no matter if it's bad for you or if someone else already told you no

"Alastor! Can I have a cookie?"

"Of course my dear~"

"Uh Al? Vaggie already told them no..."

"Two cookies then!"

Alastor finds qualities in you that could be nurtured and puts effort into helping you grow your gifts

If you get into trouble then he helps you skirt the rules of your punishment

And lands the both of you in a time out

"I can't believe you dragged me into your punishment!"

"Alastor, that was your idea!"

When you start trying to make deals with everyone around the hotel, he is so PROUD

Sniff "they grow up so fast"

Covers your ears whenever anybody curses around you but casually teaches you how to properly cook a finger

If you're dirty then he'll hold you away from him with his staff, sidestepping your grubby hands

"Oh dear~! Someone needs a bath~"

Leaves the hard work to everyone else but happily does all the funs parts of hanging out with a kid

You're probably his favorite kid in all of Hell tho

[shrimpricebowl]

[liketheletter-l]

EYE STRAIN !!

Shapes ans colors…some1 give him a xanax

[lipgloss3ater]

for some reason every time i get sick i reread unholyverse and make copius amounts of fanart while listening to disintegration by the cure

[steveshairychest]

While Eddie is on tour, Steve practically lives in the clothes Eddie left behind.

He goes to work in the old Metallica shirt, wears the sweatpants that are a little too tight around the house, and sleeps in Eddie's pyjamas that did technically used to be Steve's. It's his way of being close to his boyfriend while he's gone. Sure, they call every couple nights and once a month a post card from whatever city Eddie's been in shows up in the mailbox, but it's not quite enough to stop the ache in his chest. The ache that wishes his lover was home with him.

When Eddie gets home a day early and silently let's himself into the house at 1 in the morning, the sight he finds in the bedroom causes him to stop dead in his tracks and he decides right then and there that he's never leaving Steve again. In the middle of the bed, Steve is curled up in Eddie's old Black Sabbath hoodie, his hands clutching Eddie's pillow to his chest as he softly snores. His feet peek out from under the covers, Eddie's Garfield socks lit up in the soft glow of the lamp Steve forgot to turn off. His heart aches. He never wants to leave Steve alone again for so long.

Eddie slips into his (Steve's) pyjamas and gently climbs into bed behind his boyfriend. He's met with a startled elbow in the ribs and then a soft sigh as Steve's sleepy gaze falls on Eddie's face. "Missed you." Is all Steve says before turning around to snuggle against Eddie's chest, his legs tangling with Eddie's.

"I missed you too, Stevie."

The next time Eddie goes on tour, they're both a little older, their hair is a little greyer, and they don't spend a single day of the tour apart.

[crowleyfiles]

[wilting-fl0wer]

oooh maybe romantic sol/utopia, or romantic marz/dys? dealer’s choice!

Dealer's choice was Marz/Dys, good stuff

[otrtbs]

my uterus wants me dead .. what. the fuck. and also,,,, i’m at work still like a brave little soldier who is BLEEDING OUT. :(((((( sorry im a headache person i don’t do well w stomach aches and issues and it’s literally making me nauseous !!!!

[pollyna]

Husband reveals but in the most normal way ever: Mav forgets his lunch home twice, and Tom drops by because he can't have a starving husband, even less for such an important mission. The first time he's wearing civvies and the daggers are far away to not notice him at all, the second one Ice is still in full uniform when he strolls in the cafeteria, drops Mav's lunch on the table, kisses his lips and "I'm not your errand boy, next time you forgot your lunch it's on you" to which Mav smiles dopey "whatever you say, Iceman. Eat with me?". How could Tom say no?

All around them, nobody moves because the Commander of the fucking Pacific Fleet is sharing a sandwich with their captain. And they kissed.