#the ''is gretchen's mom dead'' one specifically. puhleaseee be for real her friend's voicemail references a funeral!?!?!?!?!

[finalgirlgretchen]

i keep seeing reviews of cuckoo that are like Well this movie's plot makes NO sense ... Is Gretchen's mom dead? Is Gretchen's mom the mother cuckoo? Why is Herr König even running this operation? What exactly is the point of these mating rituals? How does this species populate? and i'm getting to the point of genuine deep frustration. these are real reviews by people who are paid to watch movies and write about them. we are in such an era of movies that explain every little thing to the audience like they're INFANTS that when a movie trusts its audience to understand what it's saying without explicitly reiterating the same things over and over and over again, the audience calls it dumb and plotless. girl every single one of ur questions is answered in the movie all u have to do is pay attention for upwards of five seconds