#thats why I wear earplugs all the time and only take them out for weddings and funerals

[teaboot]

my sister was once told that of course her hearing would continue to get worse if she kept wearing her hearing aids

Goddamn, that’s wild. Hey did you know there’s no point in eating cause you’re just gonna get hungry again later? Yeah you can go your entire life without food. A whole fuckin week in fact. Which is great cause living past 60 increases hearing loss too and if you’re deaf then there’s no fuckin point to it all anyway is there. Tell your sister I said to attack people with rocks

[drkcnry67]

marry me?

Title: marry me?

Pairing: Jensen x reader

Fluff: engagement

Rating: G

Tags: none that I can think of, kissing, taking shots, proposals, getting down on one knee, saying yes to the rest of your forever.

Mentioning: @sweetness47

Created for @spnfluffbingo

Fluff list   part 1   part 2   part 3

by this point you have had an amazing almost 2 years. fell head over heels with a man who makes you feel like your more than just a top notch ace reporter. 

you confessed your feelings for said man at a wedding you were supposed to be covering not making a huge fool of yourself. your best friend well she had also found love, hers wasnt as vaste as yours but she got the other half of a very stunning package. 

the article written by your best friend Beth became your new fave article. though you still wrote fabulous wedding articles, that story put beth on the article map. your editor loved it, loved the entire scope, the plot, everything. 

she also enjoyed meeting the men who had enriched both yours and beth’s lives. Jensen and Jared the two men who had stolen your hearts, had decided that you both were important enough to keep. 

what you didnt know is that on this day the anniversary of when you had first met Jensen would be the day that your life would change once more. this time a bit more drastically i suppose the story shall continue from hence forth. 

we pick up in the penthouse you and Jensen are living in, both of you preparing for date night. well double date night anyway. it was the one thing both couples could agree to do, once a week both couples went on a double date. it was that easy. 

Jensen knew you had just finished your shower, he didnt care he was having trouble finding what he wanted to wear.

Jensen: hey babe, where is my dark navy faded jeans?

YN: on top of the dresser in the pile of clothes you still need to put away.

jensen: oh umm right silly me. 

YN: do you want me to wear my hair up or down?

Jensen: half and half, its gonna be a magical day. one that has been planned for a while now. one that we both will not soon forget. 

now you were really curious, he said this had been planned for a while… what the hell could the surprise be. 

YN: why do i not get to know where we are going?

Jensen: cause that would spoil the fun of the surprise. now ive laid out your outfit on the bed hurry up we have a schedule to keep. 

YN: schedule. babe we have never had any kind of schedule other than when you are filming. so what are you planning? and why this outfit? 

Jensen comes over to you and kisses you to get you to stop talking. thats when he pulled back looking at you with smiling faces. 

Jensen: so curious babe, why cant you just enjoy the surprise for once. 

YN: fine ill put it on and enjoy whatever you have planned. but im gonna say this you better have something extra special planned otherwise you will have me to deal with.

Jensen: never fear babe i will always have lots of surprises for you from this day forth. now what kind of mischief can we get into if you dont put on your outfit. or do you want me to put it on you?

YN: I can do it but it’s just I haven’t used this outfit since our anniversary last year.. Why do I need to wear it again, not that I’m complaining…

Jensen: just do it and when we get into the car i have to blindfold you and cover your ears so that way you dont spoil the rest of the surprise. 

now you were curiouser, this made you pull Jensen onto the bed and pin him there… 

YN: why do you insist on tormenting me like this? 

Jensen could only smile as he flipped you onto the bottom as he held you there. 

Jensen: cause its fun now hurry up and get ready we are gonna be late.

the following happened like this:

you finish getting ready

both you and jensen walk out of the apartment and down to a limo where jared and beth are waiting. 

beth and you both are curious as you both are blindfolded and ears are covered before you both are allowed to exit the vehicle. 

once Jared and Jensen knew it was safe for you both to see and hear again they were to remove the blindfolds and earplugs. 

you both are revealed to be in the airport. you both plea to your men but they instead of saying anything give you both money to go and buy anything from the boutiques. 

you both come back with another backpack and a whole bunch of things. random objects, but ones that would provide great entertainment later on. come fancy things in case of whatever your boyfriends had planned. 

then Jared and Jensen ear plugged you both when the flight number was called. though they had spoken to the flight attendant when you both were gone, told them of their plan, told them that you both would have ear pluggs in when you both board. 

both you and beth still oblivious, as the boys remove the ear plugs as the plane takes off. thats when it made you both question really badly. Where your boys were taking you.

the flight wasn’t long but one of the boys sat in the aisle then the respective girl would sit beside then so on and so forth. The one on the end would get informed when it was time to blindfold and ear plug you both again. 

 Sure enough you both were unsure of how much time had passed, but eventually one of the flight attendants came round and whispered something to the guy on the end. It was ear plug and blindfold time again. 

You both didn’t question when the guys did their handy work of blindfold and earplug it wasnt like you were strangers to it. Jared and jensen led you both off the plane, through the busy airport and into the taxi landing bay. 

They unplugged both your ears. 

Jared: in a moment we will take off your blindfolds but first we want you both to listen to the sounds. What do you both hear.? 

You and Beth listened very carefully to the sounds around you both. 

YN: people talking 

Beth: something about taxis so we are definitely on a taxi landing of some kind. 

Yn: the smell in the air is familiar. Wait a minute. I think I know where we are I just hope I’m right. 

Jensen: you both may step forward and remove your blindfolds. I guarantee you both that where we are is gonna be a fun spot for all of us. 

You and Beth remove your blindfolds, your eyes land on the sight before you of a place where your story had began all those years ago. 

Yn: you did this? 

Jensen: happy anniversary sweetheart! Now we need to find a taxi or a ride or something. 

You look around and you start walking toward the person at the small stand near by. 

Yn: excuse me sir, I was wondering if you had any cars available to rent? 

Rental dude: what kind of car were you looking for? 

Yn: do you have anything sporty but easy to get in and out of? 

Rental dude: what about a lack 2021 jeep wrangler Rubicon unlimited 4x4? 

Yn: can you show it to me? 

The guy flips round his monitor and shows you the car, you whistle and the others bring the bags to where you are. 

Yn: babe can I use the card? 

Jensen: what kind of vehicle are we getting. 

Yn: you will see. Now sir, do I need to sign anything. 

The rental guy laid out papers told you to sign/ initial at the spots marked with “x” that’s what you did. Then he handed you the papers in an envelope, the license plates and insurance for the vehicle and then sent you guys to the spot where the vehicle was. 

You led your boyfriend, best friend and her boyfriend to the vehicle. Their eyes went wide as they loaded the bags into the jeep. 

Jensen: babe this is style. But whose driving? 

Yn: me silly cause I have a feeling I know where we are staying. The place where we spent our vacation together.

Jensen: correct, now everyone in the vehicle so we can get this show on the road. commence vacation immeidately.

everyone piled into the vehicle and you began to slowly pull out of the parkade. you hit the highway and sped up, within 45 min you were pulling into the resort. you told the guard that your reservation was under Ackles. 

the guard handed you a packet with park passes, roomkeys, parking pass and your receipt. along with the list of nearby stores, and the hours for the resorts amenities. and then opened the gate for you to drive through. 

upon arriving at the parking space you handed a room key to Beth discovering it was a side by side. this vacay just got a whole lot better. 

You all seperated into accommodations to settle in. 

Jensen: I have made reservations at gastons where we shared that big plate of nachos and grab us some champagne to celebrate the start of our vacation!

YN: i like that idea. i wanna get out of these shoes first. i want to put on something more suited for walking in the parks that wont kill my feet. these heels will kill my feet from walking through the park. 

you sat down to take off your heels but Jensen was now kneeling by your feet undoing them for you. he placed gentle kisses on your legs as he removed the shoes from your feet. 

he then slid on your slip on runners. he smiled as he got off the floor, helped you up and he spun you around like the love struck man he was. you had no idea what was about to happen but you were gonna enjoy yourself. 

now in comfy shoes you and jensen head to meet up with jared and beth as you all head to the car and head off to main street magic kingdom. To where you and jensen first met. Course ya know it was also to enjoy the fireworks and eat the nachos and such as well.

you look around still amazed by everything you see around you. but you are the way Jensen kept looking at you was what made you feel normal. like the disaster at the wedding of Misha and vic didnt almost ruin your reputation. 

your vacation was finally in the bag, your happiness was now in sight. your new life awaited but nothing would prepare you for events of the future. upon your arrival to Gastons tavern, Jensen had started talking to the waitress, she took something from him and smiled as she led you all to a booth.

Jensen could not help but smile, all he could do was smile. he was beyond excited for what he was about to do.

waitress: welcome to Gaston’s is this your first time here?

Jensen: for me and the lady across from me no, but the other 2 yes. can we get 4 rounds of your finest house shots right away, and 4 glasses of your finest champagne and bring the item. on a tray with the shots.

waitress: coming up sir. your shots will be out in a moment.

thankfully for jensen you were too engaged in conversation with Beth and Jared to hear what jensen had discussed with the waitress. Jensen placed his arm around your shoulders, his own breathing shifted, he was nervous about what was about to happen.

Jensen: ah good shots. we each get one i have a toast to make. but ill make the toast after we take the shots. now i dont know whats in these but they are sure to be good. on 3.

You all swig back your shots, Jensen kisses you after you both have downed yours. Then Jensen turns to you and smiles as he gets up from his seat and whistles to get the restaurants attention.

Jensen: I invite you all to bare witness to this momentous occasion. Me and my girlfriend are celebrating 2 years together this very day. I have to know YN did I mention that I'm in love with you.

That's when music starts playing. And jensen begins to sing.

Jensen: I met this girl who rocked my world like it's never been rocked and now I live just for you and I won't ever stop, I never thought that it could happen to a guy like me but now look at what you've done you have got me down on one knee.

You look down and see Jensen kneeling in front of you.

Jensen: it's us against the world, us against those who are jealous, those who dare to throw outrageous accusations our way or print stuff that isnt true. now and evermore i will have the most gorgeous woman on my arm. Will you do me the honor of marrying me.?

The entire restaurant now looking at you as Jensen unveiled the 24k rose gold emerald cut diamond ring surrounded by yours and Jensen's birthstones.

You begin nodding your head before your mouth would let you speak.

Yn: yes yes yes yes a thousand times yes!!!

You felt the cool metal ring slide around your finger as Jensen helped you off your seat and kissed you in front of the entire restaurant.

Lifting both your hands in the air he then yelled.

Jensen: shots for the entire restaurant on me. She said yes!!!

Then he turned to you and you leaned in his ear.

Yn: descendants 3 proposal nice touch.

Jensen: thanks to our best friends for helping set this up.

the hugs and congratulations poured in from everyone in the tavern. it wasnt till a few hours later as well as several shots and drinks later that you, jensen, beth and Jared all exited and went to watch the fireworks. 

the moment of yours and jensen’s first kiss under the fireworks was just recreated. you and jensen waited till the first firework cracked lighting up the sky before creating once more your first kiss. 

~to be continued~

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neighbor!kihyun

kihyun’s apartment is practically spotless ….. it looks like it’s right out of an ikea catalog or something, with neutral furniture and perfectly arranged throw pillows. even his books are organized by color??!?!?

he WILL yell at anyone who doesn’t use a coaster on his coffee table

the entire apartment always smells like cinnamon because of the candles he burns, but at dinner all of his neighbors are jealous of him because his cooking smells delicious and filters out into the rest of the hall

his friends (especially hyungwon) always show up for dinner uninvited and eat all his food, which he pretends annoys him but is actually okay with it

he has lots of pictures carefully framed on his wall, including some just of himself on vacation lol ….. but also he has a copy of his parents’ wedding photo framed and a lot of pictures he’s taken of his family and friends

no one in the complex knows what he does and he always looks so fashionable and handsome that the older ladies gossip that he must be a model or actor!! in reality though he works as a photographer

all the other younger people in the complex are in awe of him, but you…………. hate is a strong word but you HATE yoo kihyun

not that you’ve ever spoken to him or anything, but his bathroom is right next to your bedroom and every morning yoo kihyun wakes up at an ungodly hour and sings in his shower and it ALWAYS wakes you up, without fail

it’s not like he has a bad voice or anything, it’s objectively beautiful!!!!! but who the hell wakes up at 5:30 am every day even on sundays!!!!! and why does he have to sing SO loudly!!! you even wear earplugs to sleep sometimes but he still manages to wake you up….. eventually you can get back to sleep but it’s still horrible

ever since you’ve moved in next door to him…… a full night’s sleep is practically impossible

your friends and coworkers have even commented on how you look like you haven’t been sleeping well. and ur like ….. i FREAKING know i look like i haven’t been sleeping well

a month in you leave an anonymous note on his door asking him to sing a little quieter and for a week he shuts the hell up but then he starts singing again and you honestly consider moving out

whenever you’re getting your mail and the grandmas in the building are gossiping about him you start the most absurd rumors you can think of

“yoo kihyun? once i saw him dragging a rolled up rug to the garbage….. it looked like there was a body in there”

“i invited him over to dinner once and when he saw there was garlic in the meal he left….. have you ever actually seen him in direct sunlight? i’m just saying”

“one of my friends knew kihyun when they were kids……. apparently he told everyone he was born in the 1800s”

despite your rivalry with kihyun (which you’re convinced he doesn’t know about) you have only seen him one or two times, your schedules don’t match up so you never have any opportunity to confront him in person

and you’re not about to go knock on his door and yell at him for singing… the anonymous rumors and notes will do for now

you’ve just gotten used to waking up at 6am in the fucking morning when you go to a friend’s wedding and you see ….. him…. yoo kihyun……… dressed in a suit and taking pictures

and 1) you’re extremely shocked because he looks amazing with his styled hair and fitted suit 2) you’re extremely shocked because the literal DEVIL is taking photos of your high school best friend getting married

you glare at him for a good twenty minutes at the reception before he spots you ,,,,,,, and you don’t think he knows you at all but suddenly he’s walking towards you ,,,,,,,, and you’re like ,,,, oh god…… oh no ,,,, why is this happening

why is he SMIRKING at you and why does he look SO GOOD doing it

“you’re the one thats telling everyone i’m a murdering vampire from the 1800s” and his voice is …. really nice…. but maybe that’s the champagne speaking

“well YOU’RE the one that wakes me up every single morning with your stupid shower concerts!!!!!”

that was definitely the champagne speaking, but yoo kihyun has the AUDACITY to LAUGH at you and it’s such a nice sound but you’re fuming

“so you decided to tell mrs kang from 5B that i replaced her cat with a clone?????” “to be fair ….. i saw you pet it once…. there was evidence you could’ve pulled the heist off”

and you don’t know this but kihyun honestly ,,,,,, is pretty charmed by your stubborn nature and ridiculous rumors ,,,, because it’s not like they’re harmful or anything they’re actually pretty fricking funny ,,,,,, plus it doesn’t help that he finds you gorgeous

so when you say that he laughs again, and then he offers to buy u a drink….. and ur like “i dunno if you missed it but this is an open bar”

and he’s like “no, i mean are you free this friday?”

and u………… well maybe you misjudged him, because by the time the bride and groom have started dancing and he has to go take pictures …. you are thoroughly charmed and he has your number

the next rumor you spread is that yoo kihyun is a pick up artist that brainwashed you into dating him

but now that he’s stopped singing in the shower every morning (he switches to night showering just for you), he’s a pretty good bf

on nights when you complain to him about being tired from work, he shows up at your door and cooks you dinner and gives you a massage until you tell him to stop coddling you and cuddle u instead. you love it though

his friends LOVE you because you’re like their own personal tabloid magazine, you tell them whenever kihyun does something embarrassing or stupid, which he would get mad at you for if you weren’t so damn cute

he’s always taking pictures of u and you’re like plz….. stop…. and he’s like i’m making this my computer background

he’s always taking care of other people and you, but he really really loves when you tell him to stop working and sit him down and just let him sleep in your lap while you run your hands through his hair

you let him slow down…. but you also let him butt heads with someone who won’t take his bullshit…. and you’re basically everything he needs and he makes sure you know he loves u for it

seriously he will not stop telling you he loves you…… it would be annoying if u didn’t love him as much as he loves you