#thats like 20 minutes i spent answering this quiz thats excessively ameri-centric and i got the most boring fucking answer imaginable im

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‘i use the force of my personality-’ stop right there. i dont have that.

‘better to defend the weak OR help the poor’................. am i thinking too deep in these questions or am i straight up incorrect for seeing them as VERY similar ideas. like......... the poor....... are the weak......... or do we mean specifically Physically Weak because like..... they certainly can be..... what im saying is there is no meaningful difference based on my interpretation of words without any other context.

‘animals deserve our respect OR are delicious’........................................ what in the actual fuck kinda quiz am i taking. the fuck question is that???? what if both??? are true???? both??? what do you MEAN. what do you actually mean. make it fucking clear. are you asking if im a vegetarian? are you asking if im one of Those Cunts who dont shut up about animal rights even as humans die? what are you asking? im not dealing with that shit.

‘personal power comes from-’ beats me man

‘do you prefer new age religion or eastern religion’ im???? not religious???????? and dont understand what you mean???? new age i guess?????????? I GUESS????? what the fuck are you asking me

‘i love the city/i hate the city’ i am indifferent to the city

‘in a fight, its better to’ fucking run im scrawny and will snap if looked at badly like i should not be in an actual punch on unless i gotta death wish, man.

‘do you prefer eastern or western religion’ ???????? i dont know you absolute pain in my irreligious fucking ass. at least with new age i have the vague sense that yea, im down. i literally want nothing to do with any of the big ones.

‘rather spend time at church or the gym’ neither but i have to pick gym because you dont fucking get that im unfit AND irreligious at once

‘rather spend time camping w/ friends or drinking w/ friends’ drinking purely because you didnt say I have to drink and it probably means we’re at someones house playing video games. as opposed to me being stuck in the fucking wilderness with rowdy boys who are probably drunk anyway. except, man, i hate alcohol. cannot make that clearer

‘were you better at math/science or art/music’ actually i was better at english as a kid and ive never been particularly good at science and i cant play an instrument soooo what.

‘family elders are expressing disapproval of you to the rest of the family. what do you do?’ tell them to fuck off back to albury where they belong? what do you want me to say here. my nana would never disapprove and i dont listen to anything my paternal family says. realistically id say ‘oh, ok, sure, but ive got this sorted’ and then change the topic. neither of these are options. ‘silence them any way you can’ by changing the subject, ay.

‘do you respect the leaders of your family’ the what.

‘if your family had arranged your marriage-’ stop RIGHT there. no. nooooooo. nooooo sir. not even a remote option. the fucks this, the 50s? what am i dealing with. i know this is like, dnd, and dnd is timelocked to tolkien, but the Fuck. No??? no??? none???? my only option is to flee because i dont have the option to tell them to shove a plug up their ass.

‘youre estranged from a family member. on his deathbed, he seeks reconcilliation’ lol get fucked.

‘do you become close to people, or hold them at a distance’ i dont do that on PURPOSE.

‘if you were injured, would people in your home town help’ no offence but uhhhhh this isnt america, we dont know everyone in a 5km radius. the answer is probably yes purely because of my community work but i dont even know my own neighbours so id basically be hoping someone i know happens to find and recognise me.

also ok in theory i could be a politician but in practice im bad at public speaking and have anxieties up the ass soooo not actually a practical feasibility.

‘would you assassinate the president if paid enough’ im not an american and also No??????? money cant pay for ptsd my dude.

True Neutral Human Wizard? great. what a waste of my time