#thats fair and all but i also want to see dazai in a dress so

[doodle-or-die]

infiltrates a girls only Halloween party cutely ₍ᐢ. ̫.ᐢ₎♡

[drangues]

Atsushi has animal companions who are more in the know on How To Human and what Romance is than he is, but it’s okay, because. They love him. He can be as oblivious as he needs to be. And! I never thought about that, but he is an actual Disney Princess here, isn’t he? I mean, he’s got the animal companions, he’s got being adorable and attractive down, he looks killer in a dress, and he probably-definitely sings... Actually, I wonder if this’d make him more popular with local kids? (Nyanon, 1/4)

Because if they promise not to hurt or manhandle the animals, he could talk some of his little friends into letting the kids pet them, or even hold them a little bit. Hm. And ahaha, the total canon divergence potential of this AU is gold??? All of those options sound so good,,, And the Drama of that last one, of Dazai being like “I’m not trying to fight you tAKE ME TOO-“ is great??? ODA TAKE HIM WITH YOOOUUU- (Nyanon, 2/4)

But only if Kyouka and Atsushi still get to be Honorary Siblings, because I’ll cry if that isn’t the case. Anyways, Odasaku and Fukuzawa really be competing for best dad in this AU, it’s great. Also can I just say that I love how, over the course of my asks, you’ve steadily been revealing that you’re Also Fukuzawa Trash. To be fair, it’s great, and I’m also Fukuzawa Trash, but it’s. Kinda funny, not gonna lie. (Nyanon, 3/4)

ALSO, the talk of AUs has made me think of a Pokémon AU... I don’t know why, maybe because it generally has the potential to be very fluffy??? I don’t know, I just like the series and the thought of Atsushi chilling out with superpowered fluffballs. Anyways, onto the Nyatsushi Concept of this ask: Atsushi likes to stick his head under flows of water. You know how cats stick their heads under water faucets? Kinda like that! (Nyanon, 4/4)

oh atsushi would definitely be popular with the local kids i mean they would be like “hey psst, thats the cat whisperer!” “isnt he also a bird whisperer?? i always see birds following him,,,and he talks with them too,,,,” “do you think he could find my parrot?” and atsushi would definitely let them hold the animals!! though he would ask the animals first and tell the kids detailed instructions to the kids “pet her ONLY on her head but with One Finger, lightly scratch with your fingernail, never touch her stomach she hates that, also dont use a baby voice she wants to feel grown” because atsushi has learned about the animals picky preferences The Hard Way 

and ofc kyouka and atsushi will be Honorary siblings, i mean, atsushi is already popular with the kids!! and kyouka is a kid!! she’s definitely gonna be happy about it and constantly ask atsushi to hang out so she can pet the stray cats on the street (im sure the first time she’ll be so shy to ask and oda will nudge her like “It’s okay atsushis a good boy” and shes clinging to odas side and peeking nervously uWUWUUWUWU but she quickly warms up when atsushi is all kind to her as well and especially when he instinctively grooms her by fixing her hair cus his cat/tiger like aspects will jump out since byakko sees her more as a small animal- or was it cub that you said? yes .)

also ofc ill be fukuzawa trash i mean have u seen the man how could u NOT be a fukuzawa trash i- hes just- WOW <33

OWOWOWO POKEMON AU!! AND IT WOULD BE REALLY CUTE UWUWU!!! say, who do you think team rocket would be? my first thought is akutagawa and chuuya with rashomon (is that how u speLL IT) as the lil pet and dazai being a former team rocket member, what do u think owo

ALSO THATS SO CUTEEEEE EHJKELAAJKLDS JUST IMAGINENING HIM DUNKING HIS FACE OH MYGOD IF THEY WERE AT THE BEACH HE WOULD RUN TOWARDS THE WAVES WHEN THEY COME CRASHING ON THE BEACH?? AND EVERYONE WILL BE SCREECHING LIKE “ATSUSHI COME BACK HERE W H A-”