#thats britans ass..

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i just love peggy carter

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Au thingy ma bob for eddsworld

I'm actaully making a post of this god forbidd cursed account.Uhhh.I don't know the limit of typing but i have a massive au with a red commander which is like red leader but also old.Most of the text and stuff i have written for him is very badly spelt.Which i am very sorry for.I'm a shit speller but also the text doesnt connect with one and another.ITs just random things i deiced to write for my au whenever i wanted.No one will actaully find this account.But i'm still gonna post all the writing for the au here.Again sorry for the shit writing.Anyways lets start World three i wrote i guess After tord lef the guys in 2008 in 2009 tord and his red army started a world war 3.His army took over nowary while tord was living and having a life so thats why he went away.Using his army he started a world war three.No used nukes mostly cause tord kinda made most of them useless.So he declared war on germany getting it first.Then he got all of the regions where austria used to be and now is a mess i'm not typing out.HE then ignored the border states bewteen russia and where he is.He then got all of the countrys near france.Taking them and forcing them to join him.He then got some of asia to make sure that they wouldn't rebel.Then he took the north of africa.Declaring war on britan but not attacking.Instead attacking russia in the summer to make sure that the winter trooops wouldn't come out. He then flew his super soldiers to america.Getting it pretty quickly.He then got canada and jus kinda left south america after he got mexico.Then in 2016 he decied to attack great england taking most of the north citys first crawling down until he got to the big citys which weren't that bad until he got to london where he had to bomb almost everyone troops up in the sky fighting in the streets.And since tord was their he decied to try to go back to edds place to get a giant robot to end the war before failing but getting london and taking most of the world.In the start of the war in 2009 germany held back the nowergian line.Leaving a massive scar on tords cheek.The battle for berlin lasted 3 months until christmas.Tord broke the line and took berlin with ease after killing 200 thousand german men and woman. And losing 100 thousand of his troops.Once he captured the city he made sure the native germans would be scurnetized and treated terribly for not being british or nowergian.Food was restricted people forced to live in the worst condotions.The nowergains and british people rose to higher ranks the bordering states between germany and russia were puppeted so russia wouldn’t have a front. .America was sitting on its ass failing to take canada Once the front was tooken the allies started to become scared of this invading nowergian began to take the smaller countries surrounding germany to expand the nowergian countries anexing them.Bordering on france.In 2011 tord went down to north africa to take the countries their and attack france from the south.And in July 15th 2011 tord launched the invasion of southern france. About 300 thousand soldiers from great britian were sent down in a panic.!00 thousand french men were sent down to hold the line. The trenches were dug and layed in for a siege that lasted about 3 months.Durning that time tord destroying most countries nukes.The french and british kept sending more men.Failing to get past the nowergian line and push them back.Their navy was blown out of the water.Every time they did a air strike they were shot down by the nowergian planes.The nowergian broke the trenches.Taking most of france and anexing it it in january 14th 2012.Leaving a puppet communist france in only southern france The north part being tooken by norway. .

Spanning most of europe and having a puppeted poland.Africa was easily tooken by most of tords.He pushed in southern asia area.Taking most countries and launching a invasion of china.The chinese mostly accepted him cause communist.He then took most of southern asia and went after australia.Launchign a invasion in it on october 21 2015.Great britian,Austrilla,Russia,America and new zealand.The nowergian soldiers pushing quite easily until they got to sydney.Brutal trench warfare happend in the streets of the city.Tord lighting most of the country on fire to distract everyone.Tord killed 1 millon soldiers in the taking of austrilla..They surrendered and got annexed in february 10th 2016.Tord then launched a invasion of great britain.Taking most of the north using the familys and children being turned into soldiers for his red army.Going to london.Soldiers from every free country did brutal fighting.So Red commander decided to try to go back to his friends and use the giant robot.It failed.His face was melted to just be the meat layer.Bloodshot eyes.Straight white sharp teeth and a robot arm.Taking britain and america in june 10th 2016.Having a war with russia failing to break the line and still going on. Tords Red empire is the biggest one.Following communism.It has a specail metal and concerte called the red concerte and metal cause i'm lazy.So tord used it mto build mega citys and super soldiers.With his super soldiers,better wepons,and stricer laws he the moster powerfull nation. Russia became a mega captalist country after world wazr three.Evewrytnhing jsut ruled by money and slaves and shit like that.Russia has more food and troops but not more wepons.

And the allied states don't have the best wepons.Food is rare.The living condotions and troops are shit.Buldings are shit too. Okay.First post done.More to come i swear.

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