#thats a song u guys go nuts about right

[inkedmyths]

S2: E1 "In My Time of Dying"

Brought to you by hi, I'm not dead, just very sleepy a lot because of school. Finally answered all those anons, now an episode. Just for you guys.

This episode featuring: Dean's on strike 2 with the near death nonsense, Sam's psychic-ing needs work, don't fear the reaper, and Certified Dad Moments

Woooo recap

[ Kayla: CARRY ON MY WAYWARD SOOOON ]

WHSHSHSH THE RADIO GOING as they're like half dead in the car

Oop there goes the demon

Oh no the poor guy that was posessed

RIP Sam is the only one still conscious

Morning sleeping beauty

Hm. Maybe? Creepy empty hospital? Whats up here

[ Silas: color theory ]

Is Dean having one of them out of body experiences

HE SURE IS I CALLED IT

Cmon Sam aren't you psychic

[ Anniss snickers, having apparently forgotten what this guy gets up too. Yeah Sam's just sort of psychic and it's only relevant like half the time. ]

Dean's standing here like AAA IM RIGHT HERE GODDAMMIT

Sooo true Sam but like yeah it is important

Protection since they might be attacked at any time

Dean (out of body) judging their Dad

OH NO THE CAR

Whshshsgsgsv where's Dean is he going MY CARRR

Ohhh Sam are u projecting onto the car

Ohh Bobby knows someth too... what are they hidiiing

Dean is like I WANT TO BE ACTUALLY AWAKE THIS ISN'T FAIR

Oooough hes yelling at his dad... who can't hear him........

UH OH

Somethin zoomed by

Is Dean gonna have to outrun Death or someth... who dis

Hmmmmm thats not good

UH OHH

Oh they are fighting and now Dean can't intervene

OH Dean can knock stuff around!!

WJSHSH DEAN

Uh oh Dean

OH NO

Bitch slap it bitch slap it

Oh Sam is picking up on somthing now!

Okay so there is something haunting the hospital

Dean is going to literally be fighting for his life

Oh someone else is stuck like this!! Hi Tessa! Out of body funtime party! Trying not to die!

Oh whatcha grabbin Sam?

Whshshs now we are just vibing as out-of-body spirits

Oh the spooky! The evil spooky!

Hmmm

Whatcha got there Sam are u gonna put it on Dean to try and talk to him

WAIT DOES HE HAVE

HAHAHAHAHHAA

OUIJA BOARD THATS SO FUNNY

Dean is so offended and put off

"Hunt"

"Reaper"

Hough

:(

Uh oh John is Gone

Ur a terrible father sir

[ Crepe says this is his highest point in being a father, which is terribly ominous. ]

Just a little light Demon Summoning

U h O h

ohhhhh

John buddy what the hell. Literally! Lol. Since we're summoning shit

Hello Demon(s)

MAKE A DEAL?

I don't like this but I guess we have to start somewheeeere

"You can't leave me here alone with Dad, we'll kill each other, you know that" wjshsj love functional families

"We were just starting to be brothers again" AUGH :((

WHSHSHS SHES JUST GIVING HIM THE STAGES OF GRIEF

Damn this is heavy

A Warrior's Death

Ohh. OH THATS HOW ANGRY SPIRITS ARE BORN..... Wough.........

The Colt for Dean.......

Hm? Sam and the other children? Whats the deallll

[ Crepe and Melon are hyping up the upcoming Father Moment. ]

Oh no! Oh boy! Im a fear!

I kind of like this Reaper tbh she's just. Nice. Talking people through their deaths.

[ Crepe says they all do that. ]

Yeah I guess the last one was leashed and pissed about it

OH NO

what the fuck

The doctor: Hm well thats fucking bizarre

Dean doesn't remember????

"Except this pit in my stomache saying something's wrong..."

Hm

Hmm

John: (apologizes and asks not to fight)

Sam: Are you good?? You okay???

(The answer is no)

GOD. Being about to die is one helluva wakeup call. BASTARD

Dean: ??? Fear?? Worried??? Dad what?????

Oh hes telling him someth

???

Dramatically drops the coffee

Howd u drop it upright

Time of death 10:41 AM

Well damn!

Great start to season 2: Dads fuckin dead!

---

I guess that's one hell of a way to kick things off for the season, but damn. Like, after all that work they put into trying to find their dad, then trying to help him, save him... and he dies anyways. So Dean can live.

Crepe and Melon spent several more messages just roasting the hell out of John Winchester, which, while it's probably fair, rather took away from the emotion of the scene LMAO

So uh. Gonna be interesting to see how they go forward from here and what their goal will be.

So. Dad Winchester is dead, the Colt has been taken by That Specific Demon alongside its last bullet, and Dean and Sam are here and traumatized. Interesting.

[girlwiththegreenhat]

you ever hate on something you've never played/watched/read for what are still moderately good reasons given the circumstances, and then decide to go and play/watch/read the thing just to be fair. just to give it a chance

and then you were not only Right but its Worse Somehow and you're actually just more pissed off now

[faesrepose]

what dating elliot’s stupid ass would be like:

elliot x fem!reader

kinda wrote this based off of me LMFAO

♡ smoking in your room, especially with el, because your mom is pretty laid back since she smokes as well

♡ this mf will call you at 2 am just to ask if you wanted to come over and smoke

♡ you guys are one of those corny stoners who love to watch bojack horseman or rick and morty after a smoke sesh

♡ foreheadkissesforeheadkissesforeheadkisses

♡ ELLIOT IS ALWAYS WITH YOU. he will not give you a break i swear

♡ he’s completely and utterly attached to you and always wants you to come over or come with him places just to have you around with him

“do you really have to go out tonight to dinner with your mom? come over and i’ll make you something bro”

♡ when both of you are stupidly high from a few bong rips, you try to force elliot to listen to kpop ..

♡ this mf laughs as he lets out a small cough from the j he just hit, “baby i’m not listening to kpop”

♡ this loser ends up liking the few girl group songs you played for him :|

“i see you over there tapping your foot to twice bitch”

♡ both of you fucking around and dancing to gee by girls generation LMFAOEB

♡ him genuinely wanting/trying to get clean because he has something permanent in his life that he doesn’t want to fuck up for once.

♡ reminding him how proud you are that he’s genuinely trying not to feed into his temptations with drugs

♡ rather than losing it on him, you remind him that this path is not going to be linear 

♡ “yo are you trying to like... seduce me right now?” anytime you make a stupid sexual joke around him and shower him in affection

♡ he likes when you put makeup on him 

♡ HE LOVES WHEN YOU PAINT HIS NAILS

♡ especially when you try different colors on different nails

♡ el is definitely comfortable in his masculinity that makeup and painting his nails or wearing things you have him try on do not bother him :’)

♡ smoking with him and his cousin in the living room all the time

♡ he definitely loves to watch true crime shit with you (especially while high) and have deep conversations about conspiracies and the murder cases both of you just watched

♡ you and jules making this mf dress up with cool outfits you pick for him from his closet all the time. listen, he won’t admit it but he likes to model for your fashion masterpieces

♡ he loves watching u sleep when he accidentally wakes up in the middle of the night or wakes up to you in the morning. he didn’t realize he could love a person in the way that he does with you so it’s a lovely sight for him

♡ “bro you’re so grooosss” he’d sometimes liked to say jokingly, any time you get carried away kissing up on his neck while he’s bein sweet to you whenever you guys are in his room

♡ YEAH THATS ANOTHER THING, you guys call each other dude and bro as if you two are best friends even though you’ve been dating for awhile now

♡ sleeping over all the time!!!!! you’re bigger than the other girls he’s been with but this doesn’t change anything though. what he feels for you is genuine and he sees you in such a beautiful light, an example being how he loves to offer you his baggier tees so you’re still included in wearing his stuff :(

♡ you sometimes feel insecure due to it but it’s not his fault. you just let your insecurities get the best of you

♡ “baby are you fucking serious? there’s nothing wrong with you. i promise you that you’ve got quite the killer body”

♡ him wiping your tears and kissing the side of your head repeatedly, making you laugh as a result

♡ trauma dumping because ya’ll both absolutely trust each other with so much.

♡ dumb texts between the two of you all the time

el ^_^ : guess what

you: meow

el ^_^ : deez nuts

♡ he’s always playing his guitar around u whenever you did homework or doodled in your notebook

♡ he loves to sing shit quietly for you all the time and you find it soothing

“ el that was really fucking good what”

“don’t lie to me”

“IM SERIOUS”

[meloswifeyyy]

Relationship Alphabet

A - Attitude

Who often has the worst Attitude ?

Well, you obviously. Most of the time because you are hungry or you and Melo just got out of an argument. Melo usually fucks the attitude out of you anywhere, anytime tho.

B - Baby

Who wants Babies the most - first ?

Melo. He often jokes about having kids or when you are having sex he would whisper in your ear  “You trynna have my babies?” or  “You boutta have my babies ” when he nuts in you. He says that he wants 3 or more. You only want 2. You arent rushing into it.

C - Crying 

Who Cries the most in the relationship ?

You. You often cry alone when you miss Melo when he is at away games for so long. Or when your BP triggers, Melo would comfort you. When watching sad movies, or when someone you love dies. Tears of joys appear here and there. Or when you get into arguments and Melo says something wrong or disrespectful out of madness.

D - Dates 

Who has the best Date spots ?

Melo. He would often take you to fancy restaurants in L.A or Miami, or wherever you guys went. Or take you shopping at an expensive place. He would do dates at home like watching movies, have you cook dinner because he cant cook for shit, or he would have a bath waiting on you. 

E - Eat 

Who Eats the most ?   

You. You know damn well you cant survive without food. Its the 2nd best thing that has ever happened to you besides life and Melo. Cant even survive a night. If you would wake up in the middle of the night and get hungry and go to kitchen and try to sneak some food without waking Melo up, he would hear it and go to the kitchen and scare you, picking you up over his shoulder with one arm, and with the other putting the food away carrying you back to the bed because its a little to early in the morning to be eating. 

F - Freak 

Who is the Freakiest ?  

Both of you. You being the only girl that can fuck Melo like you do, and being the only girl Melo is sexually, physically, and mentally attracted to no other girl can do it like you.10/10 in bed. Now Melo on the other hand is a demon in bed. His strokes, hitting your G - Spot constantly with you feeling it in your guts. His 9 inch is almost  always on hard when he is around you. And his tongue is crazy, going in and out and on the pearl AT THE SAME TIME. Crazy right. Spelling his name out on you. He loves when you scratch his back up or give him hickeys everywhere. 10000/10. Makeup sex is the best. 

G - Games 

Who wins the most games ?  

Melo. He would always dare you to a game of Call of Duty or Fortnite to see who would win first. And he would always win. When you would play a game of Uno you would often win and he would be mad the rest of the day due to his competitiveness. But any other game he would win.

H - Happy

Who is the Happiest in the relationship ?  

Both of you. You are always happy when you guys are around each other. Even when you guys just got done arguing you are still happy that he is in your presence. Melo on the other hand is always happy with you around him, he loves to cuddle with you. Its one of his favorite thing to do. He just loves that you are in his presence. You are his other half.

I - Irreplaceable

Who is the most Irreplaceable ?  

You would say Melo but Melo would say you. Melo knows how to deal with you more than anyone else does. He knows all your spots and what you like and dont like. He notices all of your flaws and sees the good and beautiful in them. He knows your body, mind, and soul. No man has a better or brighter or bigger smile than him. He always brightens the mood. You on the other hand are different. A big beautiful smile. You know how to deal with Melo when he is sad, looses a game. You can tell when he is lying or telling the truth just by looking through his eyes. You know how to make him happy. You are the best he has ever had.

J - Jaded 

Who gets the most Jaded after doing something ?

Melo. He usually gets really bored after sitting in the house all day. He really wants to leave the house and do something fun but usually its night time and you would be taking a nap or would be sleep. 

K - Kisses

Who gives the most kisses?

Melo. He is always so clingy and that comes with all the kisses in the world. He kisses you all over your face in your sleep, even when you are sleep he gives you kisses. He loves to kiss all over your body.

L - Love

Who fell in love the fastest?

Melo. He had always had a crush on you and everyone knew you were the one for him. You just didn’t know it until you two started dating. He’s always making sure you are good. He loves your hugs. He was the first one to say “I love you”. He want kids you to have all 10 of his kids.

M - Motivation

Who gives the most motivation?

You. When melo is going to a game and is not having a good feeling about it you motivate him to push through it and win for you. 9/10 he will win or get a lot of points for you.

N - Night Owl

Who is more of a Night Owl?

Both of you. Sometimes when his ADHD is on 10 you guys stay up and listen to music, play games, go on ig live, or just fuck for 7 hours straight. Sometimes you have to tell him to got to sleep or put him to sleep (😏) because he has a game tomorrow and needs all the rest and energy he can get. It also the same for you.

O - Oral Sex

Who gives Oral Sex the most?

Melo. Trust me, you give him head a lot and it’s amazing, 10/10. But melo loves giving you head. He loves to spell his name out on you. Loves to see the faces to make you scream and shout. Loves sharing your cream with you (🥲). He loves to climb under the blanket while you are sleep for some breakfast in bed. Maybe even dinner. His lips make it even better. So glad he don’t got them white genes in his lips (😋😭).

P - Perfect

Whos perfect?

Obviously, no ones perfect but God (🙏🏾). But in your eyes no one else is better for you except melo. You couldnt imagine living life without him. Cant imagine what anyones elses kids would look like with you but. No relationship is perfect. Melo sees you as perfect. Your body. Your style. Your personality. He absolutely loves your touch. He loves touch but for you loving your touch is an understatement. He couldnt imagine his kids with anyone else but you. Cant imagine getting married with anyone else. When you guys get into arguments and sleep in seperate rooms. You barely get sleep because all you can think about is each other. How perfect you guys are for one another.

Q - Q? (Cant find a word, Tell me one and ill edit it.)

R - Relate

What traits do you guys have a like each other?

A lot. Both of your favorite food is Chicken tacos. You both love a good game of Uno. You both love sex. Duhh. Both of you guy’s love language is touch. Love playing fortnite together. Love listening to music and taking drives together. Both love lil uzi (we pretending yall💀). Just in general you guys are very alike.

S - Sex

(No question for this one lol. Y’all already know how we is round hea nahhmeannn😭)

The sex. Omgggg. The first time you and melo had sex was. So amazing. Can’t ever forget that moment. Melo is always so horny. Morning sex is the best. Sometimes a little top at the red light can turn into a few rounds in back of the McDonalds parking lot. Lucky enough all his windows tinted as hell. Or in the Victoria’s Secret fitting rooms. You guys could be listening to Chris Brown and he would really take you down, fuck you back to sleep, switch up the tempo, or make you wet the bed (i’m laughing hard ash). The hickeys. The high sex. Drunk sex (drunnnnkkk in lovvveee). Car sex. Balcony sex. All over the house sex ( i got bars.) Mad sex and Make up sex. I could go on. Sex with me so amazinggggg. (i was listening to this song while writing this one💀😫😫😫)

T - Trips

Who likes taking trips internationally?

Melo. He love to take you and a yearly or even monthly vacay. Just you and him. Turks and Caicos. Bora Bora. Jamaica. Iceland. Japan. Africa. Anywhere where you can get away from the world. The different places. The hotels. Being able to fuck anywhere and everywhere. The pools. The different air. (united states ait is so boring). The new food. The animals. You guys love the new places. He loves to see you happy and with a smile on your face.

U - U (Cant find a word, Tell me one and ill edit it.)

V - V (Cant find a word, Tell me one and ill edit it again.)

W - Right the Wrongs

Who rights their wrongs after an argument?

Usually it would be you first. If you said something that was out of pocket or melo didnt like you woukd quickly apologize. He would forgive you and still cuddle and kiss you and stuff because thats what he does. Tease you. But he would ignore you until he actually forgave you in his head. Melo would apologize and give you some bomb ass d for and apology. Or make that cute face that you can’t resist.

X - (Can’t find a word for X. Give me a suggestion and i will edit it)

Y - Young

Who acts like a Young ass child?

Both of you actually. That’s what makes you love each other the most. The laughs and jokes, the tv shows, everything you could think of. It’s nothing wrong with it at all. Y’all are always gonna bust a joke out at the right time. Maybe sometimes even the wrong time. (damn, double homicide). You guys love laughing with each other.

Z - ZZZ

Who has the worst sleeping habits?

Probably Melo. If you scooted over him even a little bit, he would probably scoot back closer to you or pull you back over to him. And the only con of that is he snores a lot. (Why this nigga snore with his mouth open?🤨💀). Sometimes if he was awake and you werent he would kiss all over you. He loves to lay on your 🍒.

Y’all welcome. I haven’t pose the one of these in a minute. This took me a whole month and a half. I’m tired as hell. 💀

[sunsumu]

hi! can i request tendou, nishinoya, and oikawa with a singer s/o? like not professional or anything but like theyve never heard it before and one day they hear them singing to themselves and like freak out bc they didnt know they were able to sing. tysm!

heyo it’s ur favourite admin, admin imeda LMAO. uh no promises that i’m back, i’m just here when it’s 12 am and i’m bored lol but if u do actually like my writing u can check out my ao3 (yes i am self promoing) which is maruyaaya :)

tendou w/ a singer s/o <3

he would go nuts when he hears you sing for the first time

he was probably staying over at your place and walked to your room to hear you singing and then freaked out

“y/n, do you have any chips- HOLY SHIT!”

you promptly shut up after that

he begged you to sing more. and i mean begged.

like for the next day he just kept asking to hear you sing again

when you eventually give in to his requests, the first thing you sing is his favourite song

you’re surprised he doesn’t start bawling on the spot

he endlessly praises you about it too

“y/n you’re so good!”

“y/n i love you so much!”

“y/n you’re such a good singer!”

“okay, tendou, i get it!”

you know that song he does thats like “smash it bash it into pieces smash their hearts” or whatever

well you sang it for him one time before a match

needless to say he was absolutely the mvp of that game

goes nuts over pretty much everything you do

he’s cute like that

nishinoya w/ a singer s/o <3

you guys were doing karaoke at tanaka’s place when he heard you sing for the first time

noya and tanaka had just performed a rather bad rendition of ‘my heart will go on�� and he was then pressuring you to go next

so you stepped up and started singing

noya fucking bluescreened.

like, this guy just fainted upon hearing you sing

it doesn’t matter if you’re even good or not, he can tell how much you love it and that’s enough to make his heart stop

when he finally recovered, he begged you to sing a duet with him

which you did because how the hell are you meant to say no to him?

he went to practice the next day boasting about how cool his partner is

everytime he hears you sing, he literally starts bouncing out of joy

he loves you that much where even the smallest note makes him jump in excitement

oikawa w/ a singer s/o <3

listen, this guy has a thing for theatrics

and by that i mean he loves musicals

the two of you were having a movie night and he was singing along rather loudly to ‘alexander hamilton’

you joined in too cause there was no way you were letting oikawa have all the fun

he turned to look at you with wide eyes

“you can SING?”

“well, i think everyone can”

“no, i mean you can sing GOOD!”

“uh yeah, i guess”

“jeez, how much cooler than me are you gonna get?”

absolutely boasts about it to anyone who will listen and to those who won’t

he begs you to sing duets with him all the time

definitely made you learn the entirety of ‘the schyuler sisters’ because he wanted to be angelica and you had to be both peggy and eliza

he’s lame

he wanted to learn an instrument like piano so he could play while you sing, but between volleyball and school he didn’t have the time

(you appreciated the thought anyways)

endlessly praises you every time you sing

like at some point the compliments have to get annoying right

he’s just a nerd who loves you so much

-admin imeda 💞

[honey-makki]

xct for yaku and noya for the sweet and spicy of its open?

THANK YOU. THANK YOU FOR LETTING ME DO THIS. I DESERVE TBIS.

Yaku Morisuke

I want to marry this man and give him that good gawk gawk slurpy upsidedown tornado 2000.3

🍭sweet🍭

c- crush

He’s a confident person but he doesn’t handle failure or rejection super well. It motivates him to do better but it really sits with him and romantically that’s super scary bc he doesn’t really know how to handle it or “do better”. Honestly he won’t ever confess. he is def someone who would like assume you are dating after spending a bunch of time/nights together and doesn’t ever explicitly define the relationship until you ask. Probably calls you his girlfriend in passing and you are like 👁👄👁

t- telephone

Top tier memes. Will bully you if you don’t crop yours. He is annoying but in a funny sarcastic way. He will send you every single vulgar copy pasta he finds bc he thinks their funny. Expect to wake up on Christmas to a message about “being naughty for st. nick” or smth. Will text you to remind you to eat/drink water specifically when you are stressed. Also prefers admitting things via text bc he’s bad at ✨ communication ✨

x- xenia

Shitty host. I’m confident. He likes having his own space and will not let you in if you come over unannounced unless you are in trouble or need help bc ne is a mom friend his place is always really clean and hates when people don’t do things the way he likes but knows that it’s an irrational fear. Will host game nights willingly bc he’s a competitive fuck and loves winning. Will not host any other group hang outs tho.

🌶spicy🌶

c- cum

his cum is a lil runny and messy. That’s unfortunate because he loves fucking you through his orgasm and it’s always messy and sticky. Only has one or two in him but can hold off for a bit. Doesn’t take that long for him to bounce back tho. His loads aren’t super big just always ends up messy. He loves tasting the two of you mixed together and kissing you after.

t- toy

He’s got so many. He’s a dom leaning switch but loves using vibrators specifically. Will fuck you with a vibe on your clit. One) because it helps you take his cock but 2) he loves looking at you squirm and just twitch and cum like crazy. Seeing your cunt twitch is literally the best thing here ever seen. He has a strap and multiple dildos that fit on it for you to chose from. His favorite is a long thinner purple one that also rubs against your clit. Won’t admit it but loves when you use a vibrator on his cock when he’s restrained bc he can’t do anything about it and it’s such a unique feeling.

x- xray

he has a monster dong. not even joking. second biggest dick in hq!! Only second to mattsun “horse cock” issei. thick and long and honestly matches his big dick energy. Everyone in the locker room is 👁👁 at him. has to buy an extra large cup in order to not fucking destroy himself diving for balls. His cock is ... daunting but appetizing. You probably can’t fit yourself hand around it and will struggle to suck him off fully but when you do he nuts instantly bc he’s so proud of u. his tip is always red if he’s aroused and is always coated in precum. Tbt to when @satendou and I spent like an hour and a half talking about Yaku’s dick.

Nishinoya Yuu

🍭sweet🍭

c- crush

Is the most confident. Shoot him down and he’ll just try again. He will eventually get the memo but probably only after kiyoko or suga tell him to stop. Is very honest about how much he likes you but acknowledges and assured you it’s ok if you don’t like him that much. he just feels a lot ok 🥺 not nervous, might bring you a snack/gift when he confesses. Will ask you to come see him play/practice because he thinks he looks cool and he’s right and wants to impress you.

t- telephone

Not the biggest fan of emojis and his memes are less memes but slightly outdated reaction photos. He doesn’t know how to type without caps lock and explanation points but it’s kinda endearing. Types like a stream of consciousness so if he remembers what he’s talking about while trying explain it he just adds it at the end. “IT WAS JAZZ? THERE WAS SAXAPHONE AND FELT ✨SENSUAL✨ I tHINK THERE WAS A BE— CARELESS WHISPER THATS THE SONG” Is one of the only people who uses voice memos. Has a lot to say and uses them to “text” you when he’s working out.

x- xenia

he tries ok. he’s so excited you came over and wants to entertain. His house is endearingly messy. It’s not gross just well lived in. Will offer you anything to you from tea to blankets to like the shirt off his back. ok please hear me out on this part. will smoke you out e v e r y t i m e. he like smoking and it mellows him out and like who are you to say no to free weed.

🌶spicy🌶

c- cum

MESSIEST BOY. MESSY MESSY MESSY. wants to cum on your pussy or fave and play with it. Will pull out just to cum on your push and move it around with his cock. If it’s your face it’s spread on your cheeks and mixed w spit. Can do like 5 rounds but has like zero control over his orgasm. Takes a decent time for him to recharge but if you still wanna go he’ll happily eat you out for hours 😌

t- toys

Has toys but they’re all for you. He has a dildo and few different type of vibrators. He loves buying you cute little plugs and fucking your cunt with one shoved in your ass. If he’s feeling frisky he pushes the vibrator against the plug and you almost always cum immediately. Loves to tie you up with red silks that match his favorite set of lingerie you own. Doesn’t really have an opinion on toys being used on him bc he doesn’t need it but if you insist he will relent and will try anything once. he would love being pegged you just haven’t tried yet.

x- xray

Long dick!!! Why short guys always got long dicks?? Girth is average but length is 🥵. Has a pretty significant curve to the left and is a grower. he might fit all the way in you but it’s gonna hurt a bit. Especially at the page he goes. Curtains do match the drapes. Nearly trimmed with a stupid ass blonde streak that he loves too much. He do a lightning bolt once and that you did like.

[nympsycho-ao3]

DID YOU SEE THAT NEW 6TARO/4TARO FIC BY STARBOYPLATINUM ON AO3 YET? Fuckin’ good shit right there gd

you know, i havent. this one? might not be the right one but this one intrigued me so here we are.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/23973151

so i opened it up and read the tags and decided to liveblog my reaction to reading it here.

first reaction is “oh boy, piss” and then “Oh boy cockslut jotaro” and then...

curry udon sounds pretty good

i would pay so much money for daddy jotaro to do my laundry holy fucking shit

lemme google pocari sweat real quick. sweet it’s japanese gatorade

dr daddy kujo contact name i am WHEEZING

imagine whipping your cock out and pissing from your snake skin PANTS

oh my god he even shakes it to get the last drop off i love this so much. im not into piss sexually but this is absolutely hilarious to be and also hot what is going on

damn 6taro be hydrated

their dynamic is incredible. i like how it’s not acknowledged that they’re even the same person? so far? lol

dfw you see your daddy’s phat piss-dripping cock and you run to ur room and cuddle ur dolphin plushie that ur daddy bought u

he’s kissing it holy fucking christ he is KISSING the dolphin

....cetacean companion... is genius fucking writing....

he cummied on the cetacean companion

holy fuck kujo leaving the door open on purpose is so fucking funny and hot

hey jotaro i feel you i wouldnt want my stuffed animals watching me jerk it every time my daddy goes piss either

he owns a BAR is this gonna have... boozey sex.... omg... maybe... ill still be happy without it but thats big bonie and also lots of piss

DILFY SILVER FOX OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOO

you know i would totally go to this bar just to give this sexy man my money. he doesnt even need to make me a drink ill just slide him my debit and tell him to put whatever he wants on the tab.

“perfect fourty-two” lmao ok i totally fall victim to this too but 42 isnt like, silver fox territory. its so tempting to do with jotaro tho. maybe he goes grey early lmao. god he’s hot teasing like this all loud and shit god damn.

DADDY’S SPECIAL BABY BOOOOOY

phallic drink mixing is excelelnt and my boner is here for it i LOVE

yes please get jotaro on his knees some more... damn...

this is intensely arousing and incredibly well written. jesus christ the absolute smackdown that jotaro gets, trying to get an ounce of power, only for it to be taken back by the smug and sexy kujo is exhilarating.

oh my god is this the beginning of a piss fetish? is this is? is this who i am? im big bonie rock hard i want daddy kujo to piss in my mouth wtf

kujo literally pisses the ocean

love love love how the author acknowledges that a guy stopping mid stream is “herculean” but fuckiin writes him doing it ANYWAY the fucking balls... who cares its porn god bless kujo’s piss stopping abilities. taint of steel.

the dialogue in this is like, palpable

do any of you have any fucking idea how much money i would pay to have daddy kujo’s piss soaked precum-oozing cock slapped across my cheek??? like??? thank you starboyplatinum sm...

“you only call me that when you want something” what a hot and visceral line. this dialogue cannot be matched.

thank you for reminding me that he’s wearing snants

ARE YOU CRYING? I CANT TELL WITH MY PISS ALL OVER YOUR FACE????? OH MY GOD??? LINGUSITIC..... GENIUS this should be a lyric in a song

i cannot even handle this right now. jotaro steals his underwear im legit gonna nut to this

THERE IS A CAMERA. IN THE DOLPHIN. RED ALERT RED ALERT SOUND THE FUCKING SIRENS god thats so god. that crosses into yandere territory for me. imagine crazy-ass dilftaro giving you a stuffed dolphin so he can watch you jerk it oh my fgodd

oh it was a joke ahahhaa well, im not deleting that still good

HUMP HIS LEG HUMP HIS LEG YOU SILLY LITTLE BITCH COCKSLUT yes

step on my bladder and wring my piss out like a gogurt, daddy kujo

aw i like that he knows he wont hurt him. too much.

oh my god he’s making him go out like this holy fucking shit

hnnng the way he grabs his hand when he tries to wipe his face hnnng such an amazing detail/choice

that fucking authors not at the end is fucking real and really relarable. like holy shit this fic converted me im gonna make my man piss on my face fucking shit jesus christ

Easily one of my favorite reads in a very long time. Wow, this was just fucking filthy and amazing. i really loved everything about it and im surprised at that, I thought i would have to overlook the piss but now i embrace the piss. piss embracers unite. god bless you starboyplatinum holy fucking shit you magnificent word wizard, you.

[hooned]

ok so i swear i didnt plan to but i binged watch all 11eps last night AND OMG IM IN LOVE!! the sarawat flashback is the best thing ever, im excited just talking abt it I FOUND HIM AHHHHH i want to actually cry, how can he be so in love and precious and soft!! also them moving together is the best idea thank u. the only thing that bother is that EVeryone is gay, like thats the way it should be in real life tbh and it doesnt actually bother me bc its lovley and great and -🌈 (1/2)

(2) I love every relationship romantic or not ! yhe actors are so cute and they have really good chemistry with each other. BUT FRICKING SARAWATINE are sosososo babies and im idk i really love them a lot! only problem now is that i need to wait for more eps and im really not good at waiting😭 -🌈

u binged watched everything that is so precious!! oh god now that you've finished everything there is just SO MUCH THAT I WANT TO TALK ABOUT AHHCK!! ok let's start with the very obvious reason of my death: sarawat's grand reveal.

aren't they just the most precious though?? like just think about how sarawat never really thought he'd see tine again – the guy he saw at the concert – but then by some unknown reason, tine suddenly appeared in front of him aND EVEN ASKED HIM TO BE HIS FAKE BOYFRIEND AND JUST !!!! can u imagine what went on inside his head that very moment??? like — fuck fcuk it's him, act cool act cool act cOOL. AND THEN!!! right after that he started gushing like the whipped boy that he is. THE AMOUNT OF HAPPINESS AND GIDDINESS SARAWAT SHOWED IN THAT SCENE ALONE MADE ME GO NUTS. like,, that wasn't the sarawat we know. the sarawat we knew was composed, smooth, aloof, calculated, but then here he was flailing over a boy. and it just makes me want to freakin jump off a cliff with my feels. 🥺

AND WHEN TINE EMAILED HIM!! we only saw his reply on the first eps but!!! behind the doors!!! was a precious little sarawat so so happy and so thrilled his crush has emailed him 🥺 "his name is tine. what a cute name." plEASE THE GUY IS WHIPPED. TINE HAS THIS HOLD OVER HIS PRECIOUS HEART THAT NO ONE COULD EVER HAVE. and the way he smiled in that scene just...hit differently. it's so soft and so freakin in love. and just!!!! *COMBUSTS*

also little precious baby boy sarawat filming his video for tine?? who was so captivated with his smile that he felt the need to IMMEDIATELY sing him a song RIGHT AFTER he saw him?? peak romance. peak romance culture. when he said that he thinks it will forever be staying on video i was like nO BRUH. GIVE IT FIVE MORE EPISODES.

CAN WE ALSO APPRECIATE MAN AND BOSS TOO THO?? LIKE FREAL FRIENDS. ugh there is just so much i wanna talk about. and i haven't even started about tine. tine my tiny lil nugget whom i adore and love so much 🥺

[renfacekillah]

Bake & Destroy >>>>> Baker 4

REwatched Bake & Destroy and looking back that video was insane. A lot of people kinda hated on the Post-Chicken Bone Era of Baker but I personally thought it was dope. Strong crew, fresh new Ams that were goin for it, Sum established Pros still doin shit and it honestly set Baker up for a strong transition into the current era but they kinda back tracked abit sooo into the RE-review.

-Video opens up with Baker vibe hijinx, Big Money, Big Cars, Who dafuq u think we are? 

-Riley Hawk got opener at the time honestly I was just kinda like whatevs about it I think everyone was kinda on the hater wagon cuz hes Tony’s son, I dont think he won me over til Shep Dawgs 4 maybe but daaaaaamn I was sleep sleep. He does sum insane shit in this part, I did a re-edit of it and I still some how forgot how crazy some of the stuff he did in it is, and the part was super versatile. I think cuz hes such a mellow dude and dont say much people call him boring but his skills speak for themselves.

-Herman got 2nd part, pretty chill part when it came out I was bummed it wasn’t a full part but its got gems in it, I forgot Herman had a proper frontside flip his section is actually pretty well rounded tbh it honestly has everything needed to be a definitive part and considering the time he had to produce for it, is nuts tbh. Mike White cuts in half way (remember him) he has tall guy steez, stomps his tricks a little similar to Figgs style but without the killing himself after taste. I used to be bummed he didn’t get fully on but apparently he was an older dude and more of Shane’s homie or summn? I duno, part closes out with Herm goin big. Classic

-Bossman got a strong part, no song, it kinda has sort of a “This is what I do” kinda vibe. Guest tricks from Ellington, Grecs & Neen. Not really a long part but sum bangers torwards the end.

-MONTAGE 1: TK got a lil section this kinda bummed me out cuz I was like “damn, I want a FULL TK part, where all your footage bruh?” still sum gems tho. Lenoce got a lil section too BUT his Shake Junt part was crazy so he gets a pass STILL has sum crazy shit in this tho, Beagle is Beagle, firecrackers and mannys, Theotis had sum gems again he had a full Shake Junt Part and Nike Part out around this time so he got a pass. Soooo where all TK footy at? Luv the nigga but damn.

-Shane Heyl, I remember when he turned pro people hated and I there was mad pressure on him to deliver a solid part and most folk were pretty dismissive of this part when it came out but damn looking at it now, Shane’s ledge game is actually pretty wild, his consistency in lines is crazy too. I don’t think that Shane sucks I just think that the people he skates with are so talented that it makes him look average but in actuality the level he skated at, at his age was crazy.

-DEE! I remember watching that “Who smells worst” tour vid Baker & Deathwish did and was like “Yo who is that kid?” Watched sum of his FU CRUE vids and was impressed I thought he was the next BAKER star cuz on the real Dee skates shit thats as Scary as the shit Figgy skates but hes a smaller dude, his hair flies in his face all the time so there was the crazy level of hype he had to me. This part pretty much delivered as his first Baker part, lil country boy skates big scary shit. I was bummed he got axed from Baker after being pro for a lil bit I still think he deserves a spot over most the current Baker roster.

-MONTAGE 2: Spanky has sum good tricks and hijinx antics, I forgot he lost his board and shoes around this time, Dollin pops up and I remember first time I saw this I was disappointed he aint have a full part but then I remember he has ender in the Shake Junt vid soooo he gets a pass, Neckface got sum tricks, Brayden has sum good ass tricks, I forgot he lost his board and shoes around this time as well, but I feel like if he coulda pulled together more footage he coulda had a solid ass part on his own.

-Nuge & Baca got a shared part which was expected since I think Vol. 4 started around this time, maybe? Fun part overall but it made me wonder, has Nuge ever had a full part since being on Baker? Its weird cuz I know he had more footage than Baca that coulda stood on its own as solid yet short part but still.

-CYRIL KILLA! Man this part was crazy. I feel like in the black guy pantheon of skaters Cyril dont get enough credit cuz for like 3 to 4 years straight he was just murdering almost every spot in Cali, it not just stairs but like everything. Ishod kinda stole his shine around that time but yeah CJ is another dude who got let go from Baker too soon.

-FIGGY! He had a lot to prove, he went pro right after Stay Gold and he had shared part in the Shake Junt video. Some people called him a rich kid that acted bummy or questioned if his hesh grunge style was authentic but maaaaan this part was crazy beginning to end, he really did get robbed of SOTY that year. Like this part still 8 years later is mind blowing.

-Rest of the vid is sum fun hijinx and left overs

[cncobby]

What musical you take them to see/watch together

JOEL: Rent

As avid theatre nerds you both regularly go see shows as often as you can

Anytime he has a few days off you try to see whatever show is being performed

He got you guys both season tickets for Christmas so even when he’s not there you can go see shows<3

Your all time fave to watch together is rent tho

Casual date nights where you guys stay in and watch movies?

Half the time you guys choose to watch rent

Misfits in New York during the aids epidemic?? Yes

When you guys are driving theres a 99% chance you both jam out to la vie boheme and out tonight

Duets to take me or leave me<33

“Babe I could be roger right”

“I hate to break it to you baby but you’re not the tormented rocker type”

“But you could be my mimi<3”

“…I’ll pass”

tears up everytime angel dies but then pretends he doesn’t

Bonus: face timing and watching bootlegs of new shows together since you’re both impatient

RICHARD: In The Heights

you totally forgot this show existed for awhile 

when it randomly came on your broadway playlist you were like

“ohmygod YES”

we know he’s a music buff and loves all music he just never got the urge to listen to broadway songs

 so you’re like “heh im gonna surprise him so hard”

 its date night 

and usually he’s the one who likes to plan them and surprise you since he doesnt get to see you that often but this time the tables have turned

 he see’s you getting ready and is like why are u dressed so fancy???

ur just like shush go get changed into the outfit I laid out for you

And since he’s whipped for u he does it without question obviously

When u guys arrive at the theatre he’s a bit skeptical bc he’s not much of a broadway man

But when the first song he comes on and he hears:

“I emigrated from the single greatest little place in the Caribbean: Dominican Republic!”

His eyes get SO WIDE and baby gets so excited

he turns to u and is like !!!!

And you just smooch in response as to say 

“yes I know baby thats why I took you here”

He LOVES the show

is laughing the entire show at all the cultural references and jokes

Afterwards he plants the biggest kiss on your lips

“Thank you for taking me here amor, I loved it”

You guys play the soundtrack on the way home

He’s literally obsessed

Plays the soundtrack when he’s cleaning the house

when he goes back on tour the boys send you snapchats of him shaking his booty to Carnaval de barrio

Joel: “I love this show but what have you DONE HE WONT LET US LISTEN TO ANYTHING ELSE”

ERICK: Lion King

probably not the biggest theatre fan??

but he knows that you’re a fan so baby boy tries to keep up with you whenever you go on rants about it

Gets you tickets to lion king for your birthday

Had to ask Joel what show to pick since he was an ex theatre kid

Joel was like … better pick one thats super well known

Surprisingly likes it more than he thought he would??

His favorite part is watching your face throughout the show though

Getting a smile whenever your eyes widened in excitement

Or you danced in your seat to the music

(You didn’t have the heart to tell him you’ve seen this four times but)

(its fine who gets tired of lion king?? No one)

kinda zones out but still appreciates all the vocals and theatricality of it!!

Honestly he’s there to make his princess happy and by your squealing afterwards he figures its a success

you end up showing him other shows and playing your broadway playlist for him

ends u liking the heather’s soundtrack out of all of them??

you’re like noted i’ll see if there are tickets

(he most def doesn’t realize its about teenage murder but hey the songs slap)

ZABDIEL: Hamilton

honestly the perfect show to take him to

Written and performed by a fellow Puerto Rican??? Yes

(We’re gonna pretend its original cast bc I love them ok)

Also we know he loves beatboxing and rapping and both those things are v prevalent in this show

He’d read lin’s little bio thing in the playbill and be like OMG BABE HE’S Puerto Rican TOO

You’d prob have to explain certain parts of it bc American history is so fucking confusing

Also why is Lafayette also Thomas Jefferson???

Why is Peggy also Maria Reynolds??

Guns and ships … so fast and baby finds it hard to keep up but is like entranced

LOVES THE SCHUYLER SISTERS

After the show you find him humming the song

(I mean we know he loves women in charge … throwback to that one video … if u know u know)

When he’s back on tour he sends you videos of him jamming to the soundtrack

Bonus: he sends you a vid of him Joel and erick reenacting Schuyler sisters

Also bonus: you show him the Hamilton mixtape afterwords and he’s literally OBSSESED

CHRISTOPHER: Wicked

You wanted to take your baby to a CLASSIC since he doesn’t keep up with broadway

Plus it was endearing having him try and keep up with you babbling about it

He kept whining that you couldn’t play broadway when he was there bc he wanted to sing along too but he didn’t know any of the words

So you were like fine I’m taking us to watch a show

You have to keep shushing him throughout the show bc he gets too excited

“Ohmygod”

“woOOW”

During elphaba’s last note in no good deed he literally GASPS SO LOUDLY

*smacking his arm*

*whisper yelling*

“Christopher shut UP”

He’s not a soft boy at all but even he tears up at for good

Literally nuts at the vocals

After the musical he’s like in shock at how good the vocals were

you find him practicing fiyero’s parts in the next few days

(This was ur master plan bc Christopher as fiyero?? Ur dream)

buying matching wicked merch!!!

[crazy-hand-official]

on hole

ok so this posts been a long time a comin’ but i finally feel like im drunk enough to talk about (and never shut the fuck up about) one of my favorite bands... Hole

hole’s music has meant a lot to me since i picked up Live Through This at some boring ass used cd store that also happened to sell erotic fantasy novels about good fathers. but anyway. holes music is for women with bad fathers. women who are kind of fucked up and angry about it, too. women who have trauma and scars and are kinda gross. women who were wronged but somehow by the grace of god empowered in the face of their horrible experiences. 

or at least it feels like that, dont it?

that was the main appeal of hole to me, anyway. i fell in love with this album around the second or third listen through. i was like, damn, shes pissed. it was so refreshing to hear a woman just screaming out her frustrations. how cathartic must it have been to be able to not only get it out, but also be taken somewhat seriously? of course hole never got the recognition they deserved. im of the unpopular opinion that they were waayyyy better than nirvana. without sounding kinda sappy... you know what fuck it im not apologizing to any of u. hole totally made me embrace womanhood. it influenced my own, much beloved way to just exist. 

but also i guess i just really love tunes. 

ps im not here for the courtney killed kurt debate lmfao!!

ok so heres the part where i write my onions about their four studio albums 

Pretty On the Inside

their first album and admittedly, my least favorite (that doesnt say much because i still really enjoy it). its sound is much more abrasive. love employs her most guttural screams in this one, but ill get to that. to its credit, its the most experimental but many interpret it as amateur guitar screeches and song bits just hashed together. and maybe theyre right! but what band doesnt have that not-quite-there-yet first album? its an unrefined, beautiful mess. A song title or two is spelled wrong. Garbadge man is one that comes to mind. and for some reason, its just... fitting. its an artistic mistake left in and its so dumb but thats the fun in it! thats the punk in it! they dont give a fuck so why should you? this album is a messy bitch. 

track im gonna nut about: mrs. jones

this song is apparently about a back alley abortion, and its just as brutal. love is screaming, just guttural sounds and expletives and nauseating lyrics. when i first heard it, i was absolutely entranced in the atrocity of it all. shes sweating, panting. i will follow you down the sick drain

other favorite tracks: teenage whore, good sister bad sister, pretty on the inside

Live Through This

their most popular album also happens to be my favorite! the start of it all...

i havent shut up about this album since day one because i just like it so much! she refines her skills and just comes out with a successful album that ties an array of horrible themes and wraps them up in a pretty pink bow. its soft aesthetic covers the dark, sickening themes that make the album. rape, anorexia, self harm, self hatred, violence, abuse... the list goes on. someone i one knew asked me why women with bipolar disorder and bpd love hole so much and i had to bite my tongue but to be brutally honest we probably like it because love had the nuts to scream about taboo themes that are so hurtfully common in our lives. just like how the depressed rally behind the smiths. oh that and the musics awesome. but anyway, the cover is a beauty queen the moment shes crowned. its supposed to represent someone who has fought, clawed, and fucked her way to the top. but look! shes the queen! shes the beauty queen! everyone will finally love her and treat her with respect! and all she had to do was sell her soul. all she had to do was get abused over and over to the point of breakdown. but she made it, didnt she? i mean, look how pretty the crown is!

favorite track im not gonna shut up about: i think i would die

im gonna be super lazy and just copy and paste what i wrote up one time when i talked about this song before:

wait nevermind i cant search for my post through my tag because tumblr is broken. something about breastmilk? ill update once i find it lmao. 

other favorite tracks: violet, softer softest, miss world

Celebrity Skin 

i dont have as many onions on this one. supposedly, love didnt want this album to become ‘the widow album’, but theres a song or two about kurt’s death snuck in there. this albums loud, but not nearly as angry as the first two. in fact, when shes not singing catchy pop tunes about how jaded she is, shes being sincere and heartfelt. all in all, its a fantastic album and my second favorite that hole has to offer. 

favorite track of the album: heaven tonight

ive heard two stories about what this songs supposedly about. on one hand, people say its about two lovers. the girl wants to lose her virginity to the guy, so she drives (recklessly) to his house and dies in an accident. she’ll never grow old, she’ll go to heaven tonight. on the other hand, i heard that love just wanted a fun song to sing to her daughter, frances bean. either way, it makes me want to dance. so idk if its about teenagers fucking or about a little girl who just needed a song, but its cool.

other favorite tracks: awful, celebrity skin, reasons to be beautiful

Nobody’s Daughter

years later, hole released their final album. when i first heard it, i was disappointed. the first track was great, but then.... i noticed her voice had deteriorated significantly due to her smoking and other vocal abuse. and i thought, damn, i really wish she released this when she was younger. she sounds normal when she screams, but i guess to compensate when singing softer parts, she does this kind of weird weird thing when enunciating that... ok i cant pinpoint or describe what exactly it is but it kinda sucks. ‘honey’ is the only hole song that i dont like very much, and its the best song to use as an example when trying to explain how her voice got all fucked. now, we cant all be bowie (whose singing voice only got better after years of smoking). but still. 

anyways, i listened to the album again, and i mean really listened to it. and actually! the smoker voice is the beauty of it! its a woman who is past jaded and past giving fucks about anyone or anything. its songs from a woman of experience. and she still sounds badass! her voice is so rough, she sounds like she could still fuck anyone up. its exciting. 

favorite track to get all sappy about: letter to god

i really found an appreciation for this song. this is a song about someone who cant be saved. and isnt that fucked up? youre so bad, so hated by all of those around you, but no one can hate you as much as yourself. and you try everything to pick yourself up but just nothing works. and everyone has their two cents in what they think will help you. but youve tried every med in the book and youve tried this and that and the other thing, and you come to the conclusion that you just cant be saved. youre drowning. so what do you do? you turn to god, a supernatural all-mighty being. but shit, i hope he can help you. because if he doesnt, fucking nothing ever will. so go write him that letter.

  i never wanted to be the person you see

other favorite tracks: nobodys daughter, skinny little bitch

and thats what i have to say about that!

[dreammutual-remade]

best friends to lovers!lucas

request: ok ur SO FUNNY when i was reading ur hyunjin scenario i almost pissed my pants istg ur fckin hilarious !! and could you do like a best friends to lovers type trope with lucas from nct? love ur writing and please go nuts my guy <3 <3 - @nctro​

word count: 3.7k

a/n: djfhgkhdj thank u sO MUCH everyone who compliments me on here makes me blush dhbfkhsbdk anywhom I actually enjoyed writing this so much mainly because I love big dumb boys and Lucas is one of those !!!! I hope u like it bby<3

warnings ?: cursing and brief mentions of underage drinking 

okie doke babe

l e t s d i v e i n

let’s set the scene fellas

you’re in like the second grade right

boys are: disgusting and mean

but this is when you meet your bestie !!!!!

lucas was a new kid all the way from china and he was , the only boy you’d ever found cute

(i mean y’all have seen those baby pics oh my gOD HE WAS SO CUTE)

and when the teacher introduced him he was obviously a bubbly kid but none of the others in your class seemed to warm up to him

:((((

later when you all are at recess he keeps trying to join the boys but they won’t let him because as previously stated

THEYRE MEAN AND GROSS

he looks so so sad and lonely and you’re a Sweet Baby Girl so you go up to him and ask if he wants to play w/ u :)))

he’s so excited !!!! hooray !!!!!!!!!!

you guys play house and BAM

BEST FRIENDS FOREVER

your friendship lasts all through elementary school !!

even in fourth grade when you guys were in different classes he would come find you at recess and your moms would arrange play dates :))))

middle school was,

middle school

we don’t talk abt that

all you need to know is that it was embarrassing

and yeehaw we’ve made it thotties aLL THE WAY TO SENIOR YEAR

let’s do a brief summary of 9th-11th grade

9th grade:

lucas is taller than you but only by a little and his voice breaks every other sentence

his ears are still too big for his body :(

you are a late bloomer and still look 12 but you’re , TRYING YOUR BEST

you guys have about half of your classes together but remain really close since you eat lunch together and hang out after school too

lucas attempts to join the basketball team

he . doesn’t make it and is v upset so you have to come over and comfort your Pitiful Man Baby

he cries a little and ouchie yOUR HEART hurts

but then he’s like u never saw that THOT

and so you are forced into silence rip

10th grade:

lucas FINALLY gets his permit halfway through the year because he fuckinh forgot to do it last year and you’re TERRIFIED but it’s fine

you’re starting to look more like a female and less like a fetus congrats !!!!!

lucas has now grown to almost 6 feet tall what the FUCK BRO

he grew at least 6 inches over the summer and you don’t really notice until one day you’re like uhhh excuse me since when are you half a foot taller than me

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

and this boy LORDS his height over you

purposefully places things where you can’t reach it so he can be like

*tips fedora* m’lady , are u in need of assistance

after this you have perfected the art of pinching his arm til he screeches

also his voice has gotten sooooo so so deep

like okay darth vader CHILL OUT

with all this height though he is even clumsier than before

it’s like he forgets he’s now a giant 15 yr old

he’s always covered in scratches and bruises so you’ve taken to carrying disney princess bandaids

they’re disney princess because you thought it would embarrass him and encourage him not to get hurt but

he loves them so it didn’t work rip

he tries out for the basketball team again and genuinely makes it based on height alone

i mean the boy can barely dribble but ??? he can learn i guess

he calls you when he makes it and screams for 45 seconds straight

you don’t know wtf goin on so you’re like oh mY GOD ARE U OKAY

and he’s like yES BITCH I MADE THE TEAM

and then you scream for 45 seconds

next time you see him in person you tackle him with a hug and he lifts you up and spins you around because wow !!!!! so happy !!!!

11th grade:

ah, yes

the year of PARTYING

you always go to parties together and switch who’s dd each time

eventually more friends start coming with you so that you can both get drunk tho ayy

but for the first couple times it’s either drunk lucas half draped on you as you drag him home or sober lucas carrying your lightweight ass to the car

he’s a real one so he won’t say anything about the time you were really drunk and got separated from him so you stood on a table and screamed his name til he came and snatched you down lmao

lucas has reached full height as well so he’s like, so much bigger than you

also he’s gotten so much better at basketball and is practically the star of the team

you go to every game and cheer as loud as you can bc that’s your BOY

puberty is Complete for you and you look female and everything!!!! go off queen 

lucas is now on Protective Mode since you’re really cute and a very agreeable drunk and under no circumstances will he allow you to be taken advantage of

NOT on my watch- lucas

alright we’re gonna make senior year the present timeline bc

YOLO

lucas is officially more popular than you

BUT

he actually sticks around because he’s The Best

okay also this guy just keeps getting larger

like he got all tall but THEN

he was doing basketball so much and just genuinely enjoyed doing sports in general that our boy was thicc with two(2) got damn c’s

you don’t notice that much until he gets into a habit of throwing you over his shoulder whenever you won’t pay attention to him

and it’s , unnerving how easily he does it

he’s started wearing shirts that show off his, eh hem, assets

long story short he’s hot as fuck and even you see him and you’re like DAYUM

also every female in your school is. ALL OVER HIM

it’s hard to walk next to him in the halls because people genuinely shove you out of the way to get next to him

at first you just kind of let it happen and he didn’t notice the first few times

that made u hella emo :(((((

but now he INSISTS upon holding your hand and dragging you behind him through the crowds

you highkey blush the whole time and everyone is all ArE yOu GuYs DaTiNg ?!/&:&:$

lucas is like NO.

:))))

ouchie

you start overthinking things because ??? would it really be so bad to be dating you jeez

you’re not terribly ugly or anything ???

at least you don’t think so

oh my god he thinks you’re ugly and annoying and he hates you

self hatred commence in 3,2,....... someone play the icarly theme song

you lowkey start distancing yourself and he himself is busy busy bee so

you start seeing less of each other :/

and you miss him soooo so much (this is your own doing BITCH) but it doesn’t even seem like he misses you at all wtf

he’s just having a great time w/ his basketball boy(friend)s and everyone loves him and you’ve been hashtag left behind :(

he really didn’t mean to he just !!!! has so much going on aaaa

and like in his absence you start realizing a lot of things

like how much you actually liked his cringey ass flirting

you would always smack him every time he was like “oh sorry, just got lost in ur eyes what did u say :3”

you miss his hugs because they were really rEALLY GOOD

he tucks you under his chin and squishes you or he’ll just wrap his arms around and pick you up

your feet just ???? dangle

you miss when he would show up at your house at like 11 with a bunch of shitty foreign films and force you to watch them with him

you miss when you both would fall asleep in a pile on the couch and he would wake up and carry you to bed

because he’s an angel THATS WHY

anywhom

you miss everything about him and you just are so upset that he doesn’t pay that much attention to you

it gets WORSE when you notice some other girl hanging out with him

and she’s prettier than you and apparently good enough for his attention when you aren’t and you’re just so full of

what’s the word

JEALOUSY.mp3

go listen to jealousy by monsta x

but obviously you’re not going to acknowledge that because what’s a good friends to lovers story without a hearty helping of denial

he still tries to hang out with you so you guys do see each other in class and at least a couple weekends out of the month but :(((

it’s nowhere near how close you were

it all comes to a head when one day you’re walking in the hall and it’s hella crowded

way worse than usual

and in the center of the crowd is

you guessed it :’-)

our boy yukhei

and he just asked this girl to the winter formal and she’s nodding and smiling and hugging him and he’s smiling too and you

gotta go

your eyes are already starting to water and you start skirting around the edges of the crowd to get to a bathroom

one of your other friends jeno who also plays with lucas on the team sees you and smiles and lifts his hand

but it immediately shifts into a frown when he sees your face

he reaches out to grab your wrist and asks if you’re okay and what’s wrong

you just bring your other hand up to sloppily wipe at your watery eyes and whisper that it’s nothing

the hand he’s got in his grasp has started to shake and he looks really worried so he tugs you around the corner until he doesn’t see anyone around

and he turns to look you in the eyes all Serious

“alright. spill”

and you just

BURST INTO TEARS

he panics and hesitantly puts an arm around your shoulders to pat your back

you just press your forehead into his shoulder and cry

it’s a short cry though because although we are dramatic out here we aren’t doing The Absolute Most

you pull away and wipe your eyes and take a few deep breaths before you apologize

jeno smiles sadly and pats your head and says it’s okay and that he hopes it helped

you stand there for 37 seconds exactly in silence

jenos been counting

and then you let the cat out of the bag

you adMIT FINALLY !!!!!

that you are really in love with your bff/sort of ex-bff and you’re really jealous and sad because he doesn’t even CARE about you anymore

at first jeno is quiet but then he starts laughing

and he won’t stop

and you’re like if you keep going i’m going to cry again please i’m so sensitive

and he shuts up immediately and is like o_o

but then he grips you by your shoulders and is like hEY

“guess what”

“god jeno i am really not in the mood”

“no for real guess what the fuck is up”

“what is up ???? what is up you asshole ???”

“yukhei is in love with you too”

you scoff and roll your eyes

“this is a really lame attempt to make me feel better”

“no really i’m not even lying i swear he talks about you all the time in the locker room and he literally thinks you’re an angel”

“okay but its platonic as hell like obviously we love each other after all these years but he doesn’t like ME in the way i like HIM”

“how do you know??”

“how do YOU know ?????”

“,,,,,, you got me there”

you pat his shoulder and you’re like listen i really appreciate you trying to make me feel better but it’s time for me to accept my fate

now you and lucas still text semi regularly and send each other memes and stuff

but you just, cut him off because you physically can’t move on if you interact with him at all you LOVE this boy

he def notices and texts you a few times like

y/n ??? hello? is your phone broken?

but when you stop waving back at him in the hallways and actively avoiding him he realizes you’re not talking to him

and this poor boy cannot for the life of him figure out why

he doesn’t UNDERSTAND

god he’s dumb but we still stan

he figures you want him to leave you alone so he just stares at your forlornly from afar

this just pisses you off bc like wtf nOW YOURE GONNA PAY ATTENTION TO ME ??????

a couple weeks pass and it’s time for winter formal

yay.

you’ve been dragged here by jeno who is SURE that something important is gonna happen tonight and lucas is gonna Fix Everything

yeah OKAY

SURE

you may not want to go but you wouldn’t be caught DEAD not stunting on these hoes

you show up looking absolutely SPICY

QUEEN OF WINTER

you know you had to do it to em

jeno forcefully pulls you into the doors of the gymnasium and then disappears after he threatens you with an

“i told chenle not to let you leave”

and you turn to look at chenle who is SGA and helping with the dance and he gives you an “i’m watching you” hand motion

god this is ridiculous

you sigh and go find some of your other friends

you hate to admit this but. you actually had a little fun

and then of course

a slow song was played

and the dj is all yo everyone find you a honey it’s time to slow it down for a bit

sigh

you go to walk off the dance floor or find jeno or do SOMETHING other than stand around looking awkward surrounded by couples

but someone has snatched your hand up yo wtf

it’s LUCAS

and you just look at him with confusion

“dance with me, please. just this once,,,”

and you’re like hmmm pls don’t make me do this

but he hits you with Them Puppy Dog Eyes and you’re a goner

so you let him pull you close and hold you against his chest and rest his chin on the top of your head

you lift up on your toes so you can talk in his ear

“where’s your date?”

“dancing with her girlfriend”

“um. what”

“she’s not super duper out yet so i’m being her beard for the night. it was mainly to get her parents off her back”

“oh. huh”

“plus i missed you :(((( you disappeared”

your hands tighten in the fabric of his button up bc you’re like aw FUCK

you just shake your head and rest it back on his chest and close your eyes to enjoy it while you can

as much as you want to be convinced that things can go back to the way they were now

they cANNOT because you still love him and he still just thinks of you as a friend

maybe not even a best friend anymore :(

(again,, YOUR FAULT BITCH)

his GIANT warm hands slide across your waist to press you forward by the small of your back

at this point you are pressed together basically head to toe

and you can’t tell for sure but , you think he kissed the top of your head ???

maybe you were freakin hallucinating though since you’re losing oxygen fast due to his close proximity

the song ends and you slowly stop swaying and pull apart while everyone gets back to being wild

“can we.. go talk outside”

this sentence strikes FEAR in your heart but you take his proffered hand as he leads you outside

it’s cold as hell so you’re already wound up tight and wrapping your arms around yourself to keep warm

he notices quickly and wraps his jacket around you before turning to face outward towards the road

it’s quiet other than the muffled music from inside and crickets and other night noises

he opens his mouth to say something but you just blurt out

“i like you!!!!”

and he whips around to face you and you just. keep talking

“it’s oKAY i know you don’t like me back like that and i would never be mad at you about that i didn’t distance myself from you bc of that!!!! i just had to because it was hurting me to be around you and see you be with other girls and i really wanted to move on so that we could get back to being best friends if you even wanted that i just !!! IT JUST HAPPENED OKAy i’m sO SORRY AND I ComPLetely understand if you never want to speak to me again”

and he’s just staring at you and panting

why is he out of breath he’s just been standing there

you’re getting super duper nervous because he hasn’t said aNYTHING and it’s been at least a minute

and then he just goes

“you… like .. me ???”

and you’re like ugh YES you dumbass have you even met yourself you’re so cute and sweet and such a goofy boy and you’re way too nice to me and also HOT so like. you were asking for it

and he immediately swings you into his arms and gives you a big sloppy kiss on the cheek and buries his face in your shoulder and squeals

this man. SQUEALS

and you giggle because it’s tickling your neck hey stop that

and he’s laughing that loud ass cackle of his so you’re laughing too i mean have y’all heard that shit

GOOFY AS HELL

also he’s hugging you almost just like he used to with your feet dangling off the ground

and he pulls back to set you down but then

HE GRABS YOUR FACE

AND KISSES YOU  ??!/&8:$:$:92&

b i t c h

he’s so gentle and is patient when you kind of freeze at first, pulling away and pressing his lips very gently to the corner of your mouth before going Back In

and even though he’s given you NO EXPLANATION FOR THIS you kiss him back because this may be a one time only opportunity and you will NOT be wasting it 

he goes very slow and sweet and right before he pulls away he presses a cute lil smooch to your bottom lip and presses his forehead against yours

“what was that for?”

“oh yeah, i forgot to tell you!! i’m in love with you”

“oh hEY me too ??!!?!&/&”

and you’re both pressed together and giggling

“hey, you wanna ditch and go get some ice cream”

“absolutely”

so he lets his date know and you text jeno

(you: bIIIIIIIITTCHHHH    jeno: I KNEW IT)

and you’re off

he holds your hand the whole way there and when he parks he spRINTs around the car so he can open it for you

you each get an ice cream cone and sit next to each other at a picnic table and just talk and catch up with each other since you haven’t been talkin :/

one of your hands is laced with his and your head is leaned on his shoulder and he’s like hEY watch it this is my favorite shirt

and he flexes his arm with your head on it and you’re like god dAMN that’s a bicep

and he’s like ayy lmao arent u glad ur dating a greek demi god  🤪🤪

and you smack HIM

“i cant believe you just declared us as dating in the same sentence as calling yourself a greek demigod”

“are we ,,,, not dating”

“i mean personally, i haven’t gotten asked on a date yet. hmmmm, have you? :-)”

and he sighs dramatically before wrapping an arm around your waist and leaving a somewhat sticky kiss on your temple from the ice cream

he leans down to your ear

“hey so there’s this girl and her name is y/n and she’s so beautiful and funny and i love her so much do you think she would go on a date with me ? :3”

“hmmm well i guess so,,, she could give you a chance…..”

you hold a straight face for less than 5 seconds before you get all blushy and smiley and he squeals at you

......again

and grabs your face with his hands since he literally dEVOURED that ice cream cone

he presses a kiss to the tip of your nose and then to your lips and says against them,

“please~”

another kiss

“for me?~”

another

“cmon~”

and he goes in for another but you’re like oKAY okay i’ll date you you giant pain in my ass

and he’s like :-(((((((

(DONT BE MEAN TO THE BABY BOY)

and you’re like aw i’m sorry you’re MY giant pain in the butt

he seems pretty satisfied with that and after you finish your ice cream cone he is already at the door waiting with the door open

“if you dARE say m’lady i will walk home”

“of course ,,,,,,,,, m’lady”

“alrIGHT THATS IT”

he grabs your hand and pulls you back toward him to keep you from leaving and presses a kiss to your forehead and ruffles your hair a little

before he kindly and gently shoves you into the car

he drives home with one hand on the wheel while you mess with the fingers of his other hand because wow

that shit is amazing he’s got some big ole beautiful hands

when you arrive he walks you to your door and

this mf presses you against it and presses an absolutely SINFUL kiss onto your lips before turning around and heading back to his car

“bye, baby!! i’ll see u tmrw at school :-)))))”

and first of all: KKDKDNDKDJ

second: he called you baby it’s officially over for you bitch

you wave back blankly because what the hell just happened and then you go inside

you press yourself against the door after you close it behind you and press your hands into your warm cheeks

and woooo bOY what have you gotten yourself into

a supportive and caring boyfriend who LOVES YOU THATS WHAT !!!!!!!!

okay goodbye i really love wong yukhei xuxi lucas whatever the fuck his name is

[tayegi]

*chair spins, revealing me* *fixes glasses* it's time for the bullshit that follows every Chapter, buckle uP BC THIS IS GOING TO BE ONE LONG WILD RIDE (there r rly a lot of things I wanna say plz don't hate mee) well first I wanna talk about how OC is now actually noticing how their relationship is having some changes, that"what had changed? Was it u, was it the hug OR WAS IT JUST HIM" it's giving me hope that OC will change her mind about JK and how she keeps thinking he's a fuckboy (1/?)—❄️🐰

Anonymous said:JK smiling bc he was happy that she stayed y'all mind if I scream? WHY SO SWEET?! IM SO SOFT?! My life is over tbh and I'm not gonna talk about all the 'u r pretty u r cute' shit bc I'd have to call 911 first a BITCH IS HAVING A HEART ATTACK COME COLLECT!! And like, him wanting it slow.. sweetheart, I guess we're in 3018 and I DID NOT think I'd live that long.. also are we going to talk about JK noticing OCs clothes and all that attention-getting-paid shit? Yeah.. that's my kiNK!! (2/?)—❄️🐰

Anonymous said:AAND back to OC translating all shit jk says to him being a horny lil shit I just hope she stops soon tbh my heart hurts for jk he really likes her and stuff and she's being like that even later on JK was like "why is everything about sex with u? I just wanted to hang out"😂 but I gotta love the glow up tho at least she's admitting a few things now so I'm actually happy that we're getting somewhere slowly but surely.. (3/?)—❄️🐰

Anonymous said:Also JK hoping for more okjydsdgjbdaq bc he doesn't want her to just be willing he actually wants her to want it and he doesn't want her to feel like she's used even if she wants to be used but also I need permission to personally have OCs head if she calls herself an easy hoe in my watch again. Thank you and good night. (4/?)—❄️🐰

Anonymous said:but about that OC acting like that when it comes to JK, I think it's normal for her to think that way of him, she still doesn't want to believe that he's not a fuckboy anymore, and just like their deal, they're supposed to just have sex but it's that coconut bitch that's having feelings for her and shit (I love him for that actl bye) and OC is still trapped in that deal and keeps avoiding the truth.. *clutches heart* (5/?)—❄️🐰

Anonymous said:I don't think I'm ready to talk about the way JK kisSED HER HAND BUT CAN WE FUCKING TALK ABOUT THE WAY HE KISSED HER HAND?! JESUS FUCK?!??! MY BRAIN LEGIT BUGGED FOR TEN MINUTES!! WHAT IS AIR I WANNA BREATH THAT MOMENT FROM NOW ON!! But honestly sis, JK IS SO WHIPPED AND IM LIVING!! But look at her delaying everything to "next time" when it comes, good luck on not getting fucked so hard!! Both mentally and physically tbh MARK MY WORDS!! (6/?)—❄️🐰

Anonymous said:And the fact that OC is getting over JM is making me so happy like it really hurt me when she used to be so sad and even feel worthless bc of his relationship with MJ, but now I'm just so glad!! And I hope that soon she won't feel anything for him at all!! Especially with JK, and HS in the picture now too.. which reminds me, the fuck is with that Somin lady?! I dn't understand what's happening there and I cnt help but feel like it's a much deeper shit than what it looks like? (7/?)—❄️🐰

Anonymous said:U see, I feel like HS wasn't telling her everything! idk!!! It felt like he went all the way there to see her, and that talk felt like giving excuses more than just telling her.. I just don't like the whole thing in general!! (But like HS's basic flirting is so cute tho LET ME BE BIASED IDC!! that "i kinda want u to care" BABE! HOLD ME! Fuck why am I like this..) (8/?)—❄️🐰

Anonymous said:"just surprised" like yeah I'm just surprised that no one actually tried to fucking wife you up before I came. That's the only way Im taking it no one tell me anything else. JK is that whipped and we all already istablished that. But also for Hyejin, Gotta love how she's constantly getting shook bc MJ might pop a vein if she doesn't rub facts about OC and JK right to her face.. fuck she's my hero.. but HJ might start shit forreal this time especially with how she bought JK..I'm scared!(9/?)—❄️🐰

Anonymous said:"scarily daring to believe ur ears" WAS ABOUT FUCKING TIME SHE DID THAT!! FUCK!! Wish she kissed him tho-/shot/.. But JK's performance, Honestly JK sang that song for OC. LOOK AT THE FUCKING LYRICS OH MY GOD I FUCKING CAN'T!! AND SHE DIDNT EVEN TRY TO BUY HIM AND I THINK THATS WHY HE WAS UPSET!! UGHH! This is shortening my life span.. (10/?)—❄️🐰

Anonymous said:But then again I think he wasn't going to even try to buy her whatsoever as a comeback for what she did and just bc HS was going to win JK went there and fucking spent 100.. I wished he did it for her not just bc his stupid ass was jealous bc he really can't let OC chill around HS I wanna scream GROW UP at a rock before throwing it at him so it hopefully helps some sense inside that coconut head of his.. (10/? I am so fucking sorry)—❄️🐰

Anonymous said:Speaking of throwing things.. I SWEAR I WAS ON THE FUCKING FLOOR CRYING AND LAUGHING AND DYING BC WOW OC!! THAT JUST WENT LIKE MAX LEVEL OF NOT GIVING A FUCK ABOUT ANYTHING!! And she be giving Tae some at the end!! And he's like "they're just ten tokens you guys!! THINK ABOUT ALL THE UNLIMITED NUT SUPPLY YOURE GONNA GET!! GOOD PROTEINS!" I just seriously can't THIS CHAPTER IS EVERYTHING I STAND FOR!!! THE MOST IMPORTANT THING ON THE INTERNET!!! THIS IS MY FAV CH SO FAR ITS SO FUNNY!!(11/11)—❄️🐰

Anonymous said:THANK YOU SO MUCH LU FOR THIS CHAPTER IT REALLY MADE MY DAY IM SO HAPPY ABOUT IT!!!(it felt like a late BD gift Bc my BD was just last Fridayy) THANK YOU FOR WRITING THIS EVEN THO YOU GET REALLY BUSY PLEASE REMEMEBER TO TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF AND REST A LOT AND DO WHAT YOU LOVE AS WE ALL SUPPORT YOU!!!! I LOVE YOUUUUUUU💕💕 (I'm also so sorry for spamming you with my asks like that I got excited :') ) —❄️🐰

OMG this is the longest ask ever!! i love you!!! and i think i got all the asks for once and im so happy!!!

im not even sure how to respond to this. but i am so freaking grateful for your super considerate messages! i promise i read and reread every single part multiple times w/ a smile on my face. 

I LOVE U SO MUCH

[theday]

i forgot to copy andpste the rules fuckjdjh anwyay taged by @younghyuuns and @pupcats :D thank u guys for tagging me i havent done this in ages

tagging: @minhyukwithagun (just saw ur new icon ffuck) @briwoon and @tokayhk u guys dont have to tho ily all oh also @hyunghoney and @hyungkyunnie and @minhyukt suddenly im tagging everyone u guys dont have to do it either ily toohdjh

last:

drink: water hddhh im so happie to hear everyones answer is water too stay fresh

phone call: ................ oh my mum i was gonna say i dont call ppl but she called the house phone yesterday

text message: ‘what’ jhddsjhjhsh

song you listened to: beside you by 5so/s im wheesinghs falen kdhs

time you cried: really cried??? january on a thursday aka last month i broke down in school djhhsjh schools the place i cry the most i couldnt go through one month without breaking downdjhdhs every year i have 2 cry there at least once apparently jesushdjs

have you ever:

dated someone twice: i havent even dated anyone once

been cheated on: see above

kissed someone and regretted it: see above

lost someone special: immmdmfmmdkks i guess not? in terms of friends they were special but not anymore so i guess that doesnt count

been depressed: nope

been drunk and thrown up: in this house we only drink water

in the past year have you:

made a new friend: heck yeah? i made so many good pals after revamping this blog im so happie :( 

fallen out of love: no lol i stopped having this crush on this person at the end of 2016 best decision of my life

laughed until you cried: one too many times but i cant remember any ;-/ 

met someone who changed you: falen?? but everyone has an effect on mehjd 

found out who your true friends are: well . yeah

found out someone was talking about you: idk i dont rememberjhdhjhs i dont care enough

general:

how many people on tumblr do you know in real life?: only karissa and she doenst even use tumblr much ;-/ 

do you have any pets?: i wish i did D: but not now.. jsjd maybe when im out of this country/place

do you want to change your name?: ifjkksj not rly..??????? i just hated it for a while when i was younger bc i didnt like the nicknames that came with my namejhddh

what time did you wake up this morning: 11am fuck my life

what were you doing last night: giffing :D and then i gave up bc it started messing up so i went to bed

name something you cannot wait for: school to start bc im excited since its a whole new jhhdhsh thng? but im also terrified im learning physics theres a reason why i took biology instead man my course is called biotechnology nothhjjhhjjhsjhhf physics dont interact 

have you ever talked to a person named tom?: the only tom i know is tom from tom and jerry

what’s getting on your nerves right now: the gifs 

blood type: a emoji

nickname: when ging said her answer i lost my mind how many of you arent using ur real names tf... does ging stand for ginger also this question is about me hold onfjdhhhjshd uh egg and meggan i guess? nutfucker toojhdjhhjdh bc that was my ig name so irl ppl would call me that and embarrass me thanks or just nut because of that username too

relationship status: never dated thank god

zodiac sign: capricorn sun and taurus moon im the .optimum dirt call me soil hdjsh also i showed ayesha my chart and she lost her mind saying the reason why i say oh worm so much is bc im like 50% earth i couldnt stop laughing tumblr install a filter search function in chats i need to dig that up 

pronouns: she/her

favorite show: haikyuu i aint gonna stop loving u bitch

college: idk what this means either im not gonna tell yall my school im gonna be doing biotechnology tho trust me i dont know what the fuck that course is about im a fool all i know is that it has to do with cells [changkyun voice] well its cells

hair color: black but i like to think its brown

do you have a crush on someone: crushes and the whole. love game is cursed 

what do you like about yourself: i learn... from my mistakes i guess idk also im generally friendly .         ...

firsts:

first surgery: none

first piercing: none im a [redacted] 

first sport you joined: fucking. golf or swimming or tennis i used to be all about sports now i just. walk 

first vacation: probably malaysia

first pair of sneakers: converse which i used to deem as clown shoes ... now all i wear are converse dkhhdshj

right now:

eating: amylase 

drinking: nothing i need to drink water im thirsty hold on stay hydrated if ur reading this drink some water

i’m about to: pee i need to go, 

listening to: spotify ad time hates me. ill go back to this later oh wait this isnt a spotify ad anymore scavenger by finish ticket who r they? idk either my friend recommends me songs and theyre good but by bands ive never heard of

want kids: no iwnt animals

get married: marriage ? sounds phake

career: ive been saying this since 2016 but farmer

which is better:

lips or eyes: i hate myself i read lips and thought of l** m*nhyuk ;-/ singularity’s impact! and nojhhsjjhdh idk? fucking both i guess ??????? i dont look at peoples faces often

hugs or kisses: depends on the kiss but i love huggingjdhjhd i dont think. id be able to hug certain people tho? which is weird im fine with likejhdhjsjh hugging this person (usually happens when we’re watching movies bc djdkjjs im a [redacted] again so i have to hide my eyes) but i cant imagine myself.. hugging my other friendshjhdh??? idk itd be awkward ig 

shorter or taller: taller ! love me that height if ur below 165 cm dont talk to me

older or younger: older ???? or my age idk 

romantic or spontaneous: spontaneous im always like this with my friendsjhfhjhdh me: hey lets walk there instead my friends: ready tof ucking kill me

sensitive or loud: a ? a mediudndjs like... an in between 

hookup or relationship: preferably nothing but relationship of coursehjhd

troublemaker or hesitant: an inbetween jjdshjshd?? idk shit lads

have you ever:

kissed a stranger: nope

drank hard liquor: drank sparkling water once it counts 

lost contacts/glasses: no im so blind they always have to be on my fucking face 

sex on first date: sex never . 

broken someone’s heart: yeah but when i was kid so it probably didnt mean much 

been arrested: iddjsh i was gonna joke but i cant think of anything so no

turned someone down: jhdhhdjs yeah but mostly like hangouts?? hdjhd not like dates and shit 

fallen for a friend: let me think the first girl i liked wasnt a friend but when we became friends i was like o womrie nvm but she did help me realize im Not straight as did tumblr which even tho i constantly insult it helped me a lot fjdhjhs but my two crushes after were on my friends ;-/ my first crush unfortunately on a guyddhhs wasnt my friend either tho damn now u guys know my whole backstory :D

do you believe:

in yourself: sometimes bitch has 2 get those grades man

miracles: yes you (love live) please come home........ ... .... 

love at first sight: dam. was gonna talk abt anime again but hjhdhshj no ? i guess not maybe like wow ur attractive at first sight but thats it

if u read until the end thank u ur the realest have a good day!!!!!

[omgsuperstarg]

Night to Remember(BTS)

Book: Kpop Heaven- One-Shots and Imagines

A/N: This is in honour of a historic win last night and will go down in Billboard and Kpop History!!!! #congratsBTS

It was a long drive but we finally made it to Las Vegas for the Billboard Music Awards. I'm here with my friends/ ARMY sistas Aubriel and Talia to see our boys BTS on the magenta carpet. Its already noon and the sun was already baking us alive but we didn't care, we were all here to see the Bangtan Boys in their shining moment. There were already alot of ARMYs already waiting and to pass the time we talked, laughed, fangirled and blast BTS songs until they came.

(Y/N's) POV

"OMG I hope Rap Monster notices me, i think i would die if he does!!!", I say to Talia as she hugs me.

" I still cant believe they're here, it feels like a dream" , Aubriel says while she dreamily sighs and holds onto her wings album.

It's almost time for the show to start and the crowd is going nuts. Celebrities everywhere and cameras flashing non-stop. Even some interviewers from the entertainment news outlets came and recorded the crowd, we already knew that the all videos would be viral the next day. As I look out into the distance I see a face that I instantly recognize and then I just started to chant

"Kim Namjoon, Kim Seokjin, Min Yoongi, Jung Hoesok, Park Jimin, Kim Taehyung, Jeon Jungkook..............BTS" , in a loud voice and then my friends joining in and then the entire crowd was in on it.

  It was so magnetic even the celebrities started to watch and nod their heads to the fanchant. It was a dream come true, cameras were flashing taking our pictures and even the major celebrities were on their phones recording our way of showing love for this group but who knew in that moment that BTS would even notice us.

Rap Monster's POV

" Hyung I still cant believe were here. It feels like a dream come true" V says while giving me a hug. It was in that moment I heard my name, then V's, Suga's well the entire band. So all of decided to follow the fanchant and thats where we saw it. American ARMY's supporting us. Its was all so beautiful and what I noticed the most was 3 gorgeous ARMYs leading so I decided to give them a little surprise.

(y/n's) pov

While I was doing the fanchant with my friends and my sistas behind me I just see the Bangtan boys walking to the direction of the barricade and I never stopped cheering and it was in that moment I was at a loss for words.

"Who was doing the fanchant?", the ever adorable Kim Namjoon asks with his dimple smile showing.

My two best friends point at me and I brought them both together in hug.

"we were Namjoon-sii" , we said smiling.

Then they asked us the most improtant question for any kpop fan in general'

"Whose your bais?!" , they all shouted in unison

"Junkook!!" , Aubriel shouted at the top of her lungs.

"V" , Talia said while looking shyly at Kim Taehyung.

Now all the members were looking to me and my heart was pounding like a timpani drum and then I broke the slience by saying Namjoon; I looked down to my bracelets which I was wearing on my wrist being all shy. My head was then lifited and I looked at Rap Monster in the eye. I also noticed that all the photographers were taking pictures of this one moment even the celebrities were holding their breath to see to see what the korean males would do for their fans. Namjoon removes the barricade, takes my hand and pulls me out.

"How would you like to be my date to the Billboard Music Awards", He asks smiling at me. Right about now the crowd was going billistic and aweing at the cute moment.

"I would love to.", I reply smiling.

With those words being said all three of us along with BTS went inside to see the show.

" You guys do know were're gonna be viral tomorrow!!!!!!!!!"

We all screamed and we all had a great time; but all great things must end and there was an award to be won. Everything seemed to be moving in slow motion and that was it, BTS won their first major American music award. All three of us screamed and hugged each other and the boys. Namjoon hugged me so tight that I almost couldn't breathe and then he kissed me on the cheek.

In the end I had a great night with my best friends and the group of my dreams, nothing could get better than that.

" Thank you Namjoon -ssi, I had an amazing time with you and the guys,but everything expires and this night is no exception. You made me feel amazing for one night; I just wished it didn't have to end.

"Maybe not',and with that he kissed me. I felt like I was cloud nine and a dream I never wanted to wake up from. Air decided to be a nusiance so we parted. I pinched his cheek and I saw his famous dimple smile. I decided to take a selfie for my memories of one great night. He took my phone from my hands and turned around to do something and then handed it back. Being Rap Monster he walks away like the boss he is.

Later that night

1 New Text

Your Rap Monster😎👑🇰🇷 :Night gorgeous, thank u for supporting me and the boys!!

You: How the fudge did you get my number?!?!!??!

Your Rap Monster😎👑🇰🇷 : Secret babe, plus your friends gave it to me.

You:*smiles* Night Mr. Billboard chart topper oppa!!😘

Your Rap Monster😎👑🇰🇷 : Night jagiya💋🤤

Well my dream came true tonight, plus our encounter on the magenta carpet was all over the internet and everyone was shipping us

[alotta-lovin]

I'd love to hear more about the kismesis au!! :00 -💜

Oh damn okay!

Imma do this the best i can??? so bare with me please!

(If yer not into hearing about the NSFW(??) side of it i suggest reading with caution.)

AU - Kismesis

“Pet names” Commonly Used in said AU -* Numb-nuts (Me Towards/Referring to Cronus)* Waffle Fucker (Me Towards/Referring To Cronus)* Scrub (Me Towards/Referring To Cronus)* Lil Bitch (Cronus Towards/Referring to Me)*“Sex Doll” (Cronus Towards/Referring to me)(Most of these “Pet names” come from me…)

Commonly said things when asked about or sees the other in said AU -Faith : “Oh if it isnt the fucking flirtatious scrub, still trying to get your bulge wet?”Cronus : “Vwhat the hell is there to knowv?? She’s just a little fuckin’ brat that needs to learn shut her fuckin’ mouth and learn that the only place she’s got is under me.”Faith : “Why are you asking about that numb-nutted fish-fuck? there’s nothing really to know other than he’s Flirtatious, Full of himself, and is desperate, hell he’s fuckin lucky to be getting his bulge wet even if it is a Kismesis quadrant. Fuckin’ needs to learn to back the fuck off”Cronus : “There’s nothing to talk about ‘our’ past or howv vwe got to this point vwhy don’t you just lay off and stop asking about the Lil fuckin’ bitch alright? Damn.”(etc. etc.)

More Info/Background in said AU -Okay, so at the beginning before it was a Kismesis type of thing, we actually tried dating…but he didn’t really stay Faithful through most of the time we were “dating”, he figured he could get past me but im not an idiot as he assumed i would be….apparently having one partner wasn’t enough in his “Matesprite” quadrant. which i broke it off after finding out, and as time went on he saw it as something stupid that could’a been fixed… But lying, to me and whom ever he was sleeping with that night if he managed to actually get someone in bed with him. and or even just attempting it– it really didn’t rub me the right way. we stopped talking to each other a little while after that and tried to get back in contact but it just lead straight back into welll….as its called a “Kismesis Relationship” and we started to see we were blinded by the IDEA of each other. 

Which is why i guess we hold the sex stuff over each others heads? He was my first and the only person i’m really comfortable seeing me well naked, and im the only one who could actually stand fuckin the guy.and though it is a “Kismesis Relationship” basically we both get extremely jealous when we see the other getting a new potential Datemate/Matesprite…and which leads to fighting…and then after fighting hate fucking basically. thats how our relationship works i guess. its kind of annoyin’.Doesn’t help when he comes to me and talks about how he needs money or something and when i finally snap at him and tell him to get a fuckin job and stop being a fuckin Scrub and actually do something with his life/after life that just leads into the same shit, Fight, hate fuck, leave. 

I wont lie…a lot of the jealousy is on my side, but he gets just as jealous– but more than likely not for the same reasons, though i was blinded by the idea of him, i was actually falling in love with him while he was trying to find someone to fall in love with while i was a place holder for that spot he was looking to fill. so i guess its a resentment hatred on my part, and im going to assume he hates me because he didn’t get away with what he wanted and and how i actually stand up to him now…Maybe the reason he came back was just that…he knew every reason why i left and every reason our “Relationship” failed, but refuses to accept what he did and thats why he gets jealous? i guess i won’t know because im too scared to ask but i also don’t want him to talk out of his fucking ass and lie to me again.

Music to best describe the AU? -

Song to go with it/Sum it up-

1.(Pretty Girl (The Way) - Sugarcult

2.( Enemies - Shinedown

3.( Make me Cry - Noah Cyrus

4.( We Don’t Talk Anymore - Charlie Puth (feat. Selena Gomez)

5.(i hate u, i love u - gnash (feat. olivia o'brien)

6.( I Don’t Love You - MCR

7.(I Don’t Wanna Be In Love (Dance Floor Anthem) - Good Charlotte

8.( Weak - AJR

9.( Take Me Out - Franz Ferdinand

10.( When Did Your Heart Go Missing? - Rooney

Faith’s Side -

1.( Unlike Pluto - No Scrubs ft. Joanna Jones

2.( Too Close To Touch - “Leave You Lonely”

3.( Too Close To Touch - “Won’t You Listen”

4.( Nothing More - Go To War

5.( Kevin Garrett - Little Bit of You

6. ( PVRIS - My House 

7.( Betty Hutton - He’s A Demon, He’s A Devil, He’s A Doll

8.( Weathers - I Don’t Wanna Know

9.( Olivia O'Brien - Find What You’re Looking For

10.(Jacob Tillberg - Ghosts

Cronus’ Side -

1.( Coffee - SycAmour

2.( NINE INCH NAILS - “CLOSER”

3.( Childish Gambino - Heartbeat

4.( Dance, Dance - Fall out Boy

5.( EDEN - xo

6.( Better Than I Know Myself - Adam Lambert 

7.( Secrets - The Weeknd

8.( Ebony Day - Somebody Else

9.(Daft Punk - Face to Face

10.( Chainsaw - Nick Jonas

But yeah!!! i hope that fills you in on the Kismesis AU!! i yeah– its a lil all over the place while also explaining it the best i could cause yeahhhh…..