#thats a little treat for my friend spec I read medical journals

[byrdstrolls]

KETOSN INTRO

Your name is Ketosn Hustle, and yes, Matise did name you that because he thought it was a marketable name for a baseball player. You have the older jade blocked on every possible social media since 2 sweeps ago, when you were forcibly acquired as a fleet sponsored athlete and removed from his clutches into new jurisdiction. Something you feel equal parts horror and relief regarding, despite you having no choice in the matter. Out of the frying pan into another frying pan. Why was the fleet so gung ho to have you in their commercials? Where did Matise, the soul sucking parasite without a creative bone in his body, get the idea for your name? Why is someone of your size and build even succeeding in a notoriously violent blood sport like Alternian Baseball?

These questions all have the same answer.

You did not pupate properly. You have been missing one arm since you came out of the cocoon. And along with regular run of the mill yellowblood pssionics, you were born with a unique hypothalamic skin and blood vessel disorder that makes your body able to rid itself of excess heat at unprecedented rates. This superior thermoregulation does two things- makes you incredibly vulnerable to hypothermia, and increased your body's ability to tolerate friction a hundred fold. Paired with the average yellowblood's capabilities of storing energy and acting as a battery, you are able to do something many pssionics can't without burning themselves up. You can conduct your own pssionic energy directly into your own intramuscular system, giving you the power you need to move your friction resistant body at very high speeds. That was a lot of words for something your baseball trading cards summarize in your listed abilities much more succinctly- 'Super Speed'

That stupid fucking vampire. He might as well have called Rollyn Ms. Pretty Beautiful and Nyghte Singy McSongface. But it's too late to change it, Ketosn Hustle is already on all the merch and ID and baseball cards