#that's why he's on a chair when it's clearly past bedtime.. cos the boy sleeps just as well wherever you put him lol

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Transcript:

Courtney: Are you working tomorrow? Oscar: I work when I want, bitch. Courtney: [snort laughs] Wow.

Oscar: Nah, I’m done for a few days. Courtney: The weather looks nice; we should do something. Oscar: What’re you thinking?

Courtney: I wanna take Robin to that cute little pond we found, I bet those ducklings have hatched by now. Oscar: Orrrr… Courtney: Or?

Oscar: We could get married instead? Courtney: Tomorrow?! Oscar: If you want?

Courtney: You’re messing with me… Oscar: Am I? Courtney: Oh my god-.. tomorrow?!

Courtney: I thought you’d give me more than a days’ notice! Oscar: Ah, where’s the fun in that? [Courtney squeals, jostling Oscar with excitement]

Oscar: Tch, I thought you’d be way more excited. Courtney: [laughs] Where is it? Oscar: I’ve no idea.

Courtney: You do! Is it gonna be outside-.. in a tent-.. no! The forest?! Oscar: I dunno. Courtney: Does everyone know?

Oscar: Everyone knows. Courtney: [gasps] You need to let me pluck your eyebrows. Oscar: I think the fuck not.

Courtney: Bah. Oscar: Pluck your own eyebrows! I’ve got a big ass cake to make. Courtney: So, for real-.. this time tomorrow?

Oscar: [nods] Uh-huh, we’ll be married. Courtney: I’m so excited! Oscar: Nowhere near as excited as I am.