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hannahbarberra162 · 4 months ago
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Who the Deuce?
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Hi! It's my first canon x canon attempt! It was harder than expected. I have many more Deuce Thoughts (tm) that didn't make it here.
Beta'd by the amazing @maskeddeucelover thank you for all your work!
Ace X Deuce, angst and fluff, no smut.
Word count: ~5k
AU where Deuce begins his writing career while with the Spade Pirates and continues when they join the WBP. He is a published travel / adventure columnist with a regular column in the WENP.
Overview: Ace won’t put a label on his relationship with Deuce. He wants to keep their relationship non-exclusive, to Deuce’s chagrin. Deuce begins getting recognized as a rising star in the writing world, and taken on dates by attractive fans. Can Ace tame his jealousy and reclaim his lover? Or has Deuce finally moved on? 
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DEUCE POV
Deuce sighed as he felt overly warm arms embrace him from behind, wrapping around his waist as he finished rolling up clean bandages. He knew it was Ace, seeking comfort and connection at the end of a long day. Deuce quickly calculated how much work he had left in the infirmary, since it was obvious Ace was done for the day.
“Hi, Ace,” Deuce greeted tiredly. 
“Mmmmphhh,” Ace didn’t reply with words, just buried his face into Deuce’s neck. The nuzzling felt pleasant, but Deuce had to remind himself that it didn’t come with anything deeper. He and Ace had been fighting recently over their relationship. Or rather, the lack thereof. Deuce wanted to make things official and be exclusive with one another. On the other hand, Ace wanted to keep things as they were, nothing defined and a more open relationship. It made Deuce feel that Ace was just stringing him along until Ace found someone better. Ace felt that they should keep their options open during their high seas adventures, while also casually enjoying each other’s company. Neither opinion was wrong, but they were at an impasse. 
Deuce had been thinking of breaking things off completely. He didn’t like seeing his partner with other people, it just hurt him. He didn’t feel inclined towards dating others either, so maybe it would be best to part ways before he got hurt even further. A few years prior, he would have taken anything Ace had offered at the expense of his own heart. But he’d grown a little and was prepared to suffer heartbreak now if it would hurt less in the long run. 
“Ace, don’t.”
“But I’m worn out. I wanna cuddle.” Ace started peppering wet kisses on Deuce’s neck. Deuce had to decide, and quickly, what he wanted to do. He could tell Ace to stop right now and reignite the argument they’d been having, or he could enjoy the moment. He looked behind and saw Ace’s sweet freckled face. His choice was made. He could never deny Ace for long, his love for his former Captain was too strong. So even though it hurt him, he’d allow it. For one more night.
“C’mon, let’s go to my room,” Deuce offered. Ace smiled and threw Deuce over his shoulder, carrying him off to Deuce’s (much cleaner) room.
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A few days later, the Moby anchored near a large island to restock supplies. Marco had granted Deuce shore leave after their work was complete, which was an exciting prospect. Deu wanted to get a copy of the latest newspaper and see his travel column in print. Ace, being a Commander, didn’t have to ask permission from anyone, so they made plans to explore the island together. After meeting up on the island, they set off to get the feel for the island. At first, it felt like old times, just the two of them investigating somewhere new. They walked around the island a bit, and found a restaurant that seemed like it would have an adequate supply of meat to keep Ace full.
Deuce was enjoying some quality time talking with Ace - while he ate plate after plate. Ace was telling Deuce about some rare variety of beetle he wanted to look for on the island. Deuce had heard a lot about Ace’s brother Luffy, including his love of insects and beetles in particular. It was endearing to Deuce that Ace continued to look for the ugly bugs as a way to maintain connection with his sibling. He enjoyed hearing about the local flora and fauna of islands and sometimes included Ace’s tidbits in his writing.
But like always, someone recognized Ace from his posters and wanted to talk to the handsome outlaw. And Ace, like always, responded and began a conversation with the stranger. Deuce sat at the table, feeling shunted off to the side as Ace began telling stories of being a Whitebeard Commander. He listened in silence for some time before he decided to leave and find a newspaper. At least he would meet one of his goals for shore leave. By that time, Ace had gathered a small crowd of adoring women - and a few men - who were hanging on his every word. Deuce cast one last glance at his love, who already had his arm over the shoulders of some woman, and left.
Deuce decided his best bet to find a recent paper would be in a bookstore. He could also pick up a few novels to entertain himself, since he had a feeling Ace wasn’t going to be available for the rest of the afternoon. Stewing in his own thoughts, he walked back towards the bookstore they had passed in their quest for a restaurant. Deuce entered the shop and went to look for the periodicals. 
Quickly finding what he needed, he looked for the most recent issue of the World Economy News Paper. Scanning through the pages, he found his article and skimmed through it. He was disappointed but not surprised it had been edited. He was thinking of comments to send to Morgan about the next one when he felt a tap on his shoulder. 
“Excuse me, I hope I’m not bothering you. May I ask you a question?” An attractive young man stood next to Deuce, awaiting his response.
“If you’re looking for Ace, he’s at the restaurant down the street.” Deuce answered, looking back down at the paper. He had answered this question many times before, on many different islands.
The man tilted his head to the side, looking slightly confused. “I’m sorry, I’m not looking for an Ace.” Deuce looked up once more and gave the man his attention as he continued. “I couldn’t help but overhear in the restaurant that your name is Deuce. I know this is a long-shot, but are you the author of the travel column in the WENP?”
Deuce’s eyes opened wide. He’d never heard his column referenced…well, ever. No one talked about his writing with him, not even on the Moby. It might endanger his column if his readership found out he was a pirate on a Yonko crew, but he wanted to know why the man was asking.
“Ah, yes, actually. That’s me. May I ask why?” The man positively beamed at Deuce.
“Why? Why? You’re the most popular columnist in the newspaper! Everyone reads your articles before the rest of the paper! I can’t believe you are here on our terrible island! Are you going to write about it? Oh, I can’t wait to read what you have to say. I hope you rip this shithole to shreds!” The man was gushing at Deuce, who took a step back at the emphatic statements being declared by the stranger. The man realized his error and looked sheepish.
“I’m sorry, I shouldn’t bother you when you’re such a busy person. I’m just a huge fan. I’ll leave you alone now.” The man bowed his head slightly, turning his body to leave.
Deuce waved off the man’s comment, and replied with a kind smile “no, no, it’s OK. I’m simply surprised. No one has ever recognized me before.”
“I’m Raoul,” the man said, sticking out his hand. “My friends and I are all obsessed with your writing. Well, everyone is, but us in particular. We read everything you publish. And oh my god, I’m fangirling again. I’m sorry, Deuce.” Raoul was blushing, a cute look for him. 
Deuce laughed lightly, and replied “I don’t mind at all, it’s nice to hear that someone out there is reading it. You’ve made my day. And you can call me Deu.”
Raoul took a deep breath, and said “I hope this isn’t too forward, but I’d really like to make your night too. Would you like to come out on a date with me tonight? I’m sure you’re busy, but I know I’d regret it for the rest of my life if I didn’t ask.”
Deuce looked at Raoul, who was watching him with hope in his eyes. Deuce hadn’t felt so wanted in a long time. He thought about Ace, flirting and whatever else, right down the street. Well, Deuce didn’t have to wait around for Ace. He could live his life and enjoy it on his own terms, just like Ace wanted them to.
“I’d love nothing more, Raoul. Pick a place and time and I can meet you there.”
Deuce and Raoul coordinated plans for a date later that night and parted ways. Deuce covertly saw him skipping down the street in excitement. Heart lighter, Deuce paid for his newspaper and left the store with a grin. 
A few hours later, as he was sitting and reading at a cafe, Ace slumped into the seat across from Deuce. He leaned back, stretching his arms behind his head, and put his hat over his eyes. It looked like he’d tried to wipe lipstick off his face, somewhat successfully. Deuce ignored him.
“Whew, I thought I’d never get away from there! People, man. They just wanted to hear more and more. Had to run away to find you.”
Deuce hummed but didn’t reply, continuing to read. Ace was undeterred. 
“Anyway, some of the guys are going to the local pub in a bit. Do you want to join? I’m gonna. I think it could be a fun time.” 
“Oh, I can’t. I have a date,” replied Deuce casually.
Ace immediately sat up and leaned forward in his chair, putting his hat back on his head. “A date?! With who?”
“With Raoul.”
“Who’s Raoul?!”
“A fan. We’re meeting up soon actually, I should get going.”
“Your fan? Fan of what? And you don’t know him - what if he’s from another crew? What if it’s a trap and he’s a bounty hunter? This is a bad idea.” Ace had his arms crossed across his tan chest, drumming his fingers against his arm.
“He’s a fan of my writing. I can protect myself. I’m going. See you later, Ace.” With that, Deuce finished the last sip of the coffee in his mug, folded the newspaper, tucked it under his arm and left. It took everything in him not to turn around and see the look of jealousy he knew was on Ace’s face. He could feel the waves of heat coming off of Ace, but that wasn’t his problem. After all, Ace was emphatically not his boyfriend. 
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Deuce spent a perfectly wonderful evening with Raoul. They dined, had a few drinks, and engaged in thought provoking conversation. Deuce enjoyed his time on the Moby, but he would be lying if he said he was always intellectually stimulated. Sure, he could talk to Marco, but the first Commander was usually busy and preferred medical literature over everything else. Deuce had dropped out of medical school for a reason - he didn’t want to spend his free time talking about viruses of the Grand Line. There were many other intelligent crewmates to talk to, but he seemed to be the only one interested in writing. 
Talking to Raoul was like entering another world. A world in which he wasn’t a pirate, wasn’t a former first mate, wasn’t a healthcare provider, but a journalist. The way Raoul described his columns made Deuce feel fulfilled in a way that he had been searching for his whole life. He wanted to know that people read his work, that they enjoyed it, that they found entertainment or solace in his words. That was what made his heart sing, not fighting or drinking. Deuce didn’t care how many readers he had, just that someone out there was reading what he wrote. 
It felt strange to be on a date with someone new - the overwhelming majority of Deuce’s romantic experience had been with Ace. He would be lying if he said he didn’t think about Ace during the date. With Ace, he was always the secondary to Ace’s primary. Ace led them on adventures, and Deuce followed. Ace found places to go, and Deuce joined along. He had even taken his nom de plume as a nod to Ace’s name, erasing his own identity to match his lover’s. Their dynamic usually worked well, with both men filling roles they enjoyed. Ace never treated Deuce like he was lesser, but being out with Raoul made Deuce realize he did carry some resentment towards his former Captain.
With Raoul, Deuce was his own complete person, not defined in relation to someone else. It was boosting his self esteem to be taken seriously as a man of words, something he found himself enjoying. He didn’t know if it was Raoul personally that was causing the feeling, or just the fact that someone was as full of admiration for him - maybe as much as he had for Ace. With that thought, Deuce realized he’d been ruminating on Ace for too long, and focused his mind on enjoying the present. The night went by quickly, and they talked until the restaurant informed them they were closing.
Deuce and Raoul finished their meal and started walking in the moonlight, hand in hand. Deuce walked Raoul back to his house, and was invited in. He thought about it, but gracefully declined. He did, however, take the opportunity to kiss Raoul. Raoul asked if Deuce would be around the following day, and they made plans for another date. After a final goodnight kiss, Deuce left his eager fan.
It was nice, thought Deuce. Kissing someone new was nice. It wasn’t electrifying, or exhilarating, or intoxicating like kissing Ace was. It didn’t consume him whole, leaving him lost in a haze of desire. It didn’t overwhelm his senses until there was nothing in the world except Ace’s lips on his own. It was just nice. He supposed that was good enough for now.
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Heading back towards town, he wanted to see if everyone was still at the bar, drinking. He found the pub and heard familiar voices coming from the inside. He entered and saw his friends carousing together. Joining the fray, he ordered a beer and sat with the others. Apparently, news of his romantic outing had made the rounds, and several crew members asked him about it. Noticeably absent was Ace, who was giving him the stink eye from across the bar. Ignoring the Commander, Deuce shared information about his enjoyable night, including the invitation for another the following day. He drank a few more beers with his comrades, and decided to head back to the boat for the night. 
On his walk back, he heard running footsteps catching up with him. He sighed - he knew where this was headed.
“How was your date?” Ace spat at him.
“Lovely. Have another tomorrow.” 
“With Raoul?” Ace spat. Ace was being childish and Deu had no patience for it. Deuce gave him a cold look.
“Not really your business.” Deuce wasn’t going to engage in Ace’s jealousy and insecurity. He had set the rules for their non-relationship, not Deuce. Ace couldn’t eat his cake and have it too. Ace was fuming but didn’t say anything else. They parted ways once they were on the ship, still not talking. It was hard - something in Deuce wanted to apologize, even though he had nothing to apologize for. One day at a time.
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The next day, Deuce went back to the island to meet up with Raoul. This time, Raoul had brought his friends, all of whom were excited to meet him. They raved about his writing, his wit, his creativity, and his ability to make or break the reputations of islands with a slash of his pen. They had copies of his columns, which they wanted him to autograph. It was overwhelming, but also quite fun. Some of them were aspiring authors themselves, and begged Deuce to edit and make suggestions on their pieces. Deuce felt a little dazed by all the attention, he wasn’t normally one to favor the spotlight. Raoul’s friends left after a few hours, leaving the two men for their second date. Deuce enjoyed his evening, and this time did accept the offer to continue his conversation with Raoul in his home. He did not return to the ship that night - for the first time since he became a Whitebeard Pirate.
Early the next morning, Deuce left a sleeping Raoul and made his way back. The Moby was leaving soon, and he needed to be on it. The two had parted on good terms, with Raoul promising to save every one of his columns in case Deuce ever wanted them. As the dinghy he was on made its way back to the Moby, he heard Ace yelling. Not a great sign, he thought to himself. He was guessing Ace was also on fire, though he couldn’t see it.
“....CAPTURED BY MARINES!? HOW DO YOU KNOW?” 
Deuce heard Marco reply calmly to Ace’s outburst. “I don’t think he was captured by the Marines, yoi. There aren’t any on the island.”
“THEN WHAT IF HE’S HURT?! FLY AROUND AND FIND HIM!”
“He’s not hurt. Look, he’s right there. Safe and sound yoi.” 
Ace, who was indeed on fire, quickly looked over the railing of the ship. Deuce waved. Ace glared and stomped off, still aflame. 
After coming aboard, Deuce headed to the infirmary for work. Deuce started his day by checking the updated patient charts, browsing through everyone’s progress. Deuce was flipping through a chart, reading about a patient’s improvements when Marco sidled up to him. Marco, ever the busybody, was quick to find him and ask about the previous night. For such a mature man, he thought, Marco sure wanted to have his beak in everyone’s business. 
“So, interesting night yoi?” Marco asked with a quirked eyebrow.
“You could say that,” Deuce replied, not putting down the chart. He knew the Commanders were the biggest gossip mongers on board, so he didn’t want to say too much in case it got back to Ace. 
“I’ve never seen you spend the night off the ship before.” It looked like Marco wasn’t letting Deuce go without some information.
“A date invited me to stay over, it was nice sleeping on land for a change.”
“Hmm. I thought you and Ace were…staying over together.”
Deuce just shrugged one shoulder with a small frown. He didn’t want to describe to Marco the mechanics of his non-relationship with Ace. Deuce put down one chart and picked up another. Marco looked at him with something akin to pity, ruffled his hair, and walked away. 
MARCO POV
Marco watched Ace spontaneously catch fire throughout the day, usually after glancing at Deuce. Deuce, for his part, was ignoring Ace altogether with much more success. Marco was sitting on the deck next to Izou, drinking their afternoon tea together.
“Should we help him? It’s hard to watch,” asked Izou.
“No, this is a good lesson for him to learn,” replied Marco. It was painful to watch Ace make such obvious mistakes, but there was nothing to be done. Some things had to be learned through experience alone.
“And what lesson is that?” Izou said with a sly smile.
“Never take love for granted yoi,” Marco replied, taking Izou’s hand from his tea cup and gently kissing it. 
ACE POV
It became a repeating pattern, much to Ace’s dismay and anger. They would go to new islands, someone would recognize Deuce, and talk to him endlessly about his writing. He was asked out for many dates, dinners, drinks, and more. Ace didn’t know how people recognized him, since Deuce’s picture wasn’t printed in the papers, but he was rising rapidly in popularity. Deuce suddenly didn’t have time for Ace, for explorations or adventures, or for their relationship. Truthfully, Ace was jealous of all these fans who were taking up Deuce’s time. 
The first time Deuce left the ship for an island without telling Ace, he almost burned the ship down with his untamed feelings. He didn’t know where Deuce was, and it didn’t feel right going to a new location without him. He asked around, but no one knew where Deuce had gone either. Getting increasingly annoyed and worried, he burned hotter and hotter, unable to stop his spiraling emotions. Finally, Marco told him that Deu had left for a date and to calm down because he was scorching the deck with his pacing. 
He wouldn’t admit it, but he had tracked Deuce down on the island. Spying on Deuce from afar, he saw Deu laughing with an adoring fan - who had an autographed copy of Deuce’s column in his hand. He realized he hadn’t seen Deuce that joyful since they’d joined the Whitebeard Pirates. It made him feel guilty that he hadn’t noticed Deuce was so unhappy before. He knew medicine wasn’t Deuce’s true passion, but he hadn’t seen that bright look in his eyes for months. Ace knew he wasn’t an intellectual match for Deuce - he never had been. He felt envious of the people who could talk to Deuce about his writing and engage him in that way. 
Ace started avoiding Deuce, not out of maliciousness, but because he couldn’t bear seeing him. Seeing Deuce just reminded him of his own failures. Every time he saw Deuce, he thought about how he had messed up their relationship, how Deuce was moving on, and how he had squandered his opportunity with the most significant person in his life. Seeing Deuce reminded him both of the good times they had shared, and that they were no longer having those kinds of adventures together. Ace had even asked Marco for advice, but it only made Ace feel worse.
“Do you think I can get him back?” Ace asked, feeling insecure. He’d found Marco in the Commander’s lounge, reading some book about Grand Line viruses. Marco was in the loop about everything on the ship, so Ace didn’t need to explain who or what he was talking about.
“It depends yoi,” answered Marco cryptically, closing the book to look at Ace.
“Depends on what?” Ace gritted out. Ace never liked word games or mysteries, especially when he was asking for help. 
“It depends on whether you’re someone he would want to come back to. Deuce’s most enduring trait is his loyalty. You’ve taken advantage of that and now he might be done. You’ve always acted like he’s a sure bet, someone you can treat as you want but always rely on. But he hasn’t been able to rely on you yoi. So, like I said, it depends.”
Marco’s words hit Ace hard. Ace thanked Marco automatically and left to go think over his words privately in his own room. Laying on his bed, Ace ran his fingers through his hair, trying to relieve his stress. Marco was right, Ace relied on Deuce so much, in so many ways. Deuce was his voice of reason, his cool head, his external source of confidence. Deuce was logical and analytical, able to see alternatives Ace would never think of on his own. When he was uncertain or unsure about any decision, he bounced his ideas off of Deuce. Deu was non-judgemental and thoughtful, kind and reflective. Ace always thought they balanced each other well.
Ace always felt lucky that someone like Deuce would want to talk to someone like him, much less be his lover. Someone as smart as Deuce could do anything, he didn’t have to be a pirate. Deuce had chosen life as an outlaw over a normal civilian life, and Ace felt he owed a lot of his success to Deuce. Ace showed Deuce parts of himself that few people saw - his insecurity, his depression, his issues with self worth. But the reverse was true as well. Deuce was witty, funny, and perceptive. He was reserved, you had to know him well for his true nature to be revealed. Though, Ace supposed, it was now being revealed to the world via his writing. No wonder so many fans wanted Deuce’s attention - they got to see that amazing side of him that had attracted Ace to him in the first place.
He thought back to his arguments with Deuce about their relationship and realized Deuce was right - Ace wanted the emotional and physical connection with Deu, but didn’t want to have to give up anything in return. It was selfish, and it was no wonder Deuce didn’t want to accept it.
Ace didn’t know what to do. He was the one who had rejected an exclusive relationship and was regretting it. He didn’t want to try to close the relationship now, that wasn’t fair to Deuce. Deuce had waited for Ace patiently in the shadows for years, never complaining when Ace got attention. Now that Deuce was the one getting noticed, he didn’t want to seem bitter and spiteful. If Deuce needed other people for his fulfillment, Ace wouldn’t get in his way.
Deuce POV
Deuce knew Ace was avoiding him. Before, even on a ship as large as the Moby, Deuce could always find Ace. They ate meals together or caught each other for a few moments on the deck to chat. Now, it was like Ace had vanished into thin air. Deuce didn’t have the time during the day to go find him, and was too upset to try at night. It seemed like they were going to go their separate ways, without so much as a goodbye.
A few days later, Deuce was taking a break, finishing a draft of a column in Marco’s office. Marco would let Deuce use the cozy room if it was unoccupied, which Deuce greatly appreciated. He felt someone watching him, and looked up to see Ace leaning against the door frame. He waited for Ace to speak first. Ace took off his cowboy hat and fiddled with it in his hands.
“Hi.”
“Hi.” There was awkward tension between them, something Deuce had never felt before. 
“I just wanted to say that I’m…I’m sorry. I’ve been acting like an asshole. I, uh, I’ve been jealous.” Ace was uncomfortable expressing himself, and Deuce was surprised to hear the honest confession.
“You’ve been jealous of the attention I’ve been getting?” Deuce asked.
“No, it’s not the attention exactly. I’m happy you’re finally getting noticed. You’re a great writer.” 
“How do you know I’m a great writer?” Deuce knew it was an antagonistic thing to say, but he couldn’t stop the acerbic remark from coming out. 
“I always read your column. It’s wonderful.” Ace was still fidgeting, but was starting to open up a little more. Deuce hoped that they could have a productive conversation and stop the bad energy between them.
“I didn’t know you read them.” Deuce had never seen Ace look at a newspaper, much less his writing.
“Of course I do. You make our adventures sound so fantastic. It’s like reliving it all over again. You just skip the parts with me in ‘em.” 
“Well, yeah. I can’t say that the reason I travel to these places is because I’m a Whitebeard pirate. I wouldn’t get published. But I include what you tell me sometimes, usually about the local bugs.”
“Guess so.” Ace entered Marco’s office and sat on the couch, closing the door behind him. He sat on the couch across from the desk, looking everywhere except Deuce’s face.
“So why are you jealous then? If it’s not the writing, is it the dates? You get tons of attention everywhere we go, and I never say anything.”
“Yeah, I don’t like all the dates and hookups and stuff people invite you to.” Ace was kicking at the rug on the floor of the room, still avoiding Deu’s eyes.
“But, isn’t that what you wanted? To be free to have adventures on the high seas?” 
“No. Well, yeah. I thought I wanted that. But I don’t.”
“What do you want then? I can’t read your mind, and I don’t like the way you’ve been acting.”
Ace stood up and crossed over to where Deuce was. He sat slouched over on Marco’s desk, facing Deuce, finally looking him in the eyes.  “I just want you. I want you all to myself. I know it’s selfish. I know it’s too late for me, for us. I know I’ve been bad for you. I thought I wanted to have lots of different experiences, with lots of different people. But I don’t. I only want you. Watching you go out with other people has been killing me.”
“...Ace…”
Ace deflated and put his forehead against Deuce’s. Speaking softly now, he continued “No, I know. I don’t deserve to have you back. I wasn’t treating you right. I always thought you’d be there for me, waiting for when I needed you. And when you weren’t…I couldn’t handle it. I know we’re over. You deserve better. And I know you need someone who can talk to you about your work. I know the kind of stuff you want to talk about and I know I can’t give that to you. I just…wish I had realized what we had before. You can go out and do whatever you want. I’ll stop bothering you so much.” Ace started to move away, but was caught by Deuce pulling him back.
“You’re an idiot,” Deuce said flatly.
“Yeah,” Ace said dejectedly, looking down. 
“You hurt me a lot.”
“I’m sorry,” Ace whispered.
“I missed you.”
Ace looked at Deuce, searching his face to determine if Deu was lying. “You did? You always looked like you were having so much fun on your dates.”
Deuce tilted his head in curiosity. “And how would you know? Were you following me?”
Ace turned bright red, and said “uh, no, I just…happened to be in the same area a couple times.”
Deuce lightly laughed and said, “You’ve always been such a bad liar. I saw you skulking about, on two different islands. You could have just talked to me about all this. Even the jealousy stuff. You know, communicate.”
“I didn’t know what to say. I want you for myself, but I…I want you to be happy even more than that. I don’t want to hold you back. You’re going to do great things, I can feel it. Even if they’re not with me.”
“They could be.” 
“What do you mean?” Ace looked at Deuce skeptically.
“Adventures aren’t as much fun alone or with strangers. I missed you a lot. Not one of those dates was as fun as a single afternoon with you.”
Ace looked up at a softly smiling Deuce. “Would you…take me back?”
“I could be convinced.”
Ace gripped Deuce’s chin with his fingers and angled his face down towards his own. “You won’t regret it. I’m gonna be with you only you… I’ll be… boyfriend…the best boyfriend…I can’t believe you’d let me…I’m so lucky….thank you, I’m gonna -” Ace was babbling, thinking of all the promises he wanted to make to Deuce. Deuce looked fondly at Ace.
“I know,” said Deuce. With that, he closed the distance between them and kissed his lover. His Captain. His partner. His.
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glbtrx · 3 months ago
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So my doctor said that I need more little silly headcanons about Galbs and possibly Jarn
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average-chicken-destroyer · 2 years ago
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Arthur: Not to come across as some kind of a homoerotic individual but tell me, Merlin, do you know how to walk on your knees?
Merlin: No-
Arthur: Ah yes, very well. I'll ask straight away then, would you like me to teach you? Without any sodomitical innuendos, obviously-
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brigitoshaughnessy · 2 months ago
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Stargate SG-1
The Light > S4.18
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First of all, Have we talked about the fact that despite prior refusals and resistance, O’Neill bet against Daniel that Carter would in fact take time off? He never stopped believing in her potential to chill the heck out, but it makes her angry rant on the beach a little more hurtful. Seriously, this is an honest question. I’m new. Have we talked about this already?
Second, For nine seasons we were robbed of a dinner party at Daniel’s apartment during which he played piano in his living room for his friends.
Third, The most unrealistic thing about Stargate SG-1 is the total lack of inappropriate cursing on a military base. Everything else, completely probable.
Jack to Fraiser: “what kind of a dumbass question is that?”
Fourth, Jack trying to talk to people when Daniel is out of commission is something else to see. Even with a kid he’s awkward.
Fifth, Jack out of context speaking for men whose women like it in the dark, or more succinctly put, “that’s what HE said.”
“Well, it’s sure not as much fun to look at with the light off.”
Sixth, I always wondered what happened to Loran after he came back to Earth. Did he like the ice cream? Did he get brain freeze? Enquiring minds want to know.
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carat10library · 2 years ago
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lestrede · 2 years ago
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you are a fucking piece of shit, but i love you
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im-an-anthusiast · 2 months ago
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how long can i make this, i wonder?
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knight-in-sour-armor · 1 year ago
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transingthoseformers · 1 year ago
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Rodimus is having fun with a gun...
Didn't a specific reformed warlord have a gun altmode once? ;)
That makes the whole getting stuck thing and inevitable awkward walk of shame to Ratchet and to the medbay so much funnier too.
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Hanma is surprisingly considerate of where he puts marks all things considered, and it certainly doesn't get the acknowledgement he thinks he deserves. His amber eyes observe Kisaki for a second with a sharp grin while the younger male is busy paying attention to papers and boring shit. So, a perfect moment to strike.
Hanma bends over to press a few kisses to Kisaki's throat, unsurprised by the grumble to fuck off. And then he promptly bites down where neck and shoulder meet before he can be pushed away. In fact, He makes a very pointed move to stand behind the chair so Kisaki can't back out and escape. He bites till there's certain to be an angry mark left behind, skin broken as proof of the reaper's mark. And in contrast to the violence he laps away the crimson drops with a lover's lock, grinning against Kisaki's skin.
considerate was not a word that kisaki felt accommodated hanma is any regard. the lurid bruises that darkened beneath stiff, white lapels were hardly discreet and if he were to assure himself any sort of decorum he had to be meticulous about how he moved, about how much skin was precariously revealed. it was a perilous game hanma took immense pleasure in, of that he was certain and it was as infuriating as it was enslaving. kisaki regarded himself as someone who brandished control, who exploited and maneuverered others for his own satisfaction, so to be so utterly restricted filled him with a certain heady ire. Its moments like these he patiently awaits,  it would be impressive, if it were so fucking inhibiting. the documents were desperate placating from affiliate gangs that had proven themselves inconsistent and duplicitous. his response had to be lucid, concise and hanma’s encroaching shadow left an impending sense of dread. his lanky arms serve as confinement, his sturdy, minacious body preventing him from recoiling, let alone escaping. Annoyance passes through his teeth, a tsk, as if those chaste kisses were not mounting to a sanguine climax. His teeth sink into supple flesh, deep and ravening - more beast than man. “ what the fuck are you doing ?” there’s a breathlessness that he forces back, umbrage far more appropriate. he laves his tongue along the bloodied marring, insouciant and self - satisfied. kisaki forces his hand between hanma’s mouth and his grotesquely mottled throat, that invasive tongue slipping between his fingers. “ if you wanted attention that badly fucking say it.” denial caters to kisaki’s delicate ego, annoyance makes it brittle, glass-like. even in this prosperous age of his reign there were remnants of the vulnerable, youth that kisaki had squashed beneath his rather expensive loafers. somehow, hanma had this proclivity for arousing it to the surface, this flustered, infuriated side of kisaki that he thought he had eradicated so thoroughly.
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sinkat-arts · 2 years ago
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Crop of a WIP of a larger thing. I'm the worst about getting impatient and posting WIPs... and I'm sorry (sort of)... but they're cuuuuute. And also super married. <3
I have spent too much time wondering if they adopt Sawamura or Sugawara... and have come to the conclusion that I hope they don't hyphenate (if that's even a thing in Japan). Sugawara-Sawamura? Sawamura-Sugawara? Either way, that's a tongue twisty mouthful right there;;;
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phonegod · 1 year ago
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hello Tumblr, I have gotten my phone taken "lucky" me, I'm once again on my computer with a sore pointer finger on my right hand cause it got pintched in the door so I'm using my ring finger on my left hand and middle on both hands... I never really learned how to type right in school, yes I was using a computer in 1st grade... its funny I was in a religious private school for 5 years(pre k to 3rd grade) I WAS TRANS IN 1ST GRADE XD, in 4th grade I was in a public school and left in the 3rd quarter :> (my computer wont lemme color my text T-T) *claps hands twice and plays purple guys theme song* :> anyways, that go random, I just wanted to say I'm grounded from my phone so I'm on computer, idk how it got that deep...THATS WHAT HE SAID @british-randyjade-rambles / @theartshift :> but yeahhhhh.
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average-chicken-destroyer · 2 years ago
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"Alright" said Merlin, and then proceeded to do the exact opposite of what he had agreed to
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lilitblaukatz · 2 years ago
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Stephen Edwin King: «Writing may be masturbatory, but god forbid it should be an act of autocannibalism»
Percy Hynes White: «You're a piece of toast»
Yes, I'm about that one hilarious skit Percy made. The funniest thing I've ever seen, honest to goddess.
(I named them since Percy didn't give us credits)
Meet Dope
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Touchy
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And Gourmand
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Sadly I don't know where you can watch it, but do it!
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R.I.P Touchy, you will always be famous!
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poppy-petals18 · 5 months ago
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ALL THREE AT THE SAME TIME
reblog if you are ASEXUAL, support ASEXUAL PEOPLE, or SECRETLY A DRAGON IN HUMAN FORM
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