#that's what he is

[nonexistent-alfa]

Petition to rename Trash/Lout of the Count's Family to Clown of the Duke's Family for reasons obvious to everyone

[kizunagatari]

my friend who's reading ygo for the first time in her life doesn't know much about yami/yugi's deal yet so I've just been referring to him as Gamer Demon

[trek-tracks]

I'm writing a theatre review today and I cannot come up with a more perfect term to describe this character than "a poor little meow meow" but I also cannot put this in a real published review. So you see my problem.

Me: this character was a poor little meow meow. a real Wet Beast Wednesday

The readers of my relatively normal theatre review site: what

[ankkalinna]

My main issue with DT17 Glomgold comes back to how that show chose to handle Scrooge, which is that he was written as way too awesome and cool tbh

It also feels like such a wasted opportunity not to lean into how Scrooge needs his family through using Flinty as an example to how he could be. Flinty is always at his most interesting to me when he is used as the kind of nemesis who shows what the hero (Scrooge in this case) could have so easily been

[haystarlight]

@imhumanguysiswear

I know what you are

[thats-a-mood-gabriella]

I'll never be over Blitz standing up for M&M at Ozzie's, saying they make "missionary look relatively exciting" because like... think of all the sexploits Blitz has had. Just his sex life with Stolas alone is pretty kinky, but he also canonically dated a succubus! It's all pretty darn adventurous.

But the thing that Blitz calls exciting is loving, monogamous sex between a married couple who love each other very much.

I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE, BLITZ.

[heterochromatica]

Anonymous asked: How do you feel about your mom now, Todoroki?

Well... what did he feel about his mother?

"Nothing..." was the short answer and maybe there is more to it, but he doesn't know how to put it into words anymore. The truth is much more complicated, it's uncomfortable and ugly. His fingertips feel numb, his throat feels sore, his head feels heavy and his chest feels tight but...

She had been his everything, the light in the dark, his lighthouse, his safe haven in a stormy sea. All he ever wanted was to see her smile again, laugh again....

And then--

He thought reconnecting with her would resolve it. He thought it would redeem the fear in his heart, mend the wounds in his soul - of course he enjoyed spending time with her, he wrote her letters because he wanted to, but it was never the same again. She wasn't the same again, never had been. The memories and dreams of a warm smile, of a loving embrace, of gentle hands had been nothing but an illusion.

Now that Touya returned things changed even more... he didn't really know why or how or what exactly changed but the way they spoke about him was differernt, the way they looked at him was different, the way they behaved was different and suddenly Shoto felt like he didn't belong with them anymore. He felt like he moved further and further away from them - all alone.

It was his duty to safe them and he would do it. He would save them. He was there to be strong, to be a voice of reason, to be a hero and save them like heroes are supposed to do but never at any point in time they would do the same for him.

Up an foremost his mother.

[rivers-for-me]

Look at my son he's a single celled organism

[angeart]

this is important

for hairless cat scar right so technically he would be a furry character because he’s a cat but he’s hairless so he has no fur so he’s not a furry so what would he be

look this question is too existential for me at midnight i-

okay, in order to help you and to set your heart at peace, i consulted crackers, including stiffy. the question sent us scrambling into panic and we bounced against the walls severely trying to figure out the correct word that would be best fit for this scenario.

as a result, i was given permission to share this beautiful answer:

honestly, if you ask me, i'd say that scar is simply a cat.

a hairless cat.

he doesn't need to be identified otherwise, lest the reality collapses.

(is a hairless furry a concept that exists?) (no, no, you can't do this to me at midnight, i refuse to spiral)

[therelentless]

ooc;; not nandor claiming he's full of empathy.

[kimjiwoong]

230311 (1, 2) 

[fivekrystalpetals]

Pandora Hearts really took up the trope of Dead Men Tell No Tales and fucking ran with it

[fuyuseiza]

Jimin day 2022 🐥🌟

Birth flower: spirea / bridal wreath tree

“(This flower) means neat love” (❀).

[trickortpwk]

“harry styles i know what you are you ain’t fooling me with this display” elaborate

[princehendir]

I also think that all the "um okay knives out & glass onion were good. Wrap it up now" posts are so funny. You're tripping if you think there's not going to be at least five Benoit Blanc films lol