#that's trying to resurrect an old goddess/empress by putting her soul in your bff(gf?). Survive and get off the island.
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lara croft is such a funny character like this girl has never had a fucking break in her life
#survivor timeline at the very least idk much about the earlier games#but like. be born. have absentee work-centered dad. mom dies. dad gets Worse. find dad dead with a gun in his hand at age like 8 or sthg.#grow up presumably in a not well adjusted way raised by dad's new girlfriend he'd found. go on an adventure to restore dad's reputation.#get stranded on cursed island. All Of Your Friends Fucking Die. except like 3. fight to survive and dismantle a death cult#that's trying to resurrect an old goddess/empress by putting her soul in your bff(gf?). Survive and get off the island.#go on ANOTHER adventure because now you know magic is real and your dad wasn't crazy. find out the woman who raised you was a traitor#working for an organization that tried to steal/stop your dad's work. meet a prophet who possesses the source of immortality.#have to fight evil organization trying to take that for themselves so your step-mom dying of possibly cancer can live. Win.#destroy the source meaning no human will ever be immortal therefore continuing the cycle of birth and death. your friend almost died again#GIRL GO ON ANOTHER ADVENTURE. ACCIDENTALLY TRIGGER THE APOCALYPSE#and the whole time you Know she had to keep retying her ponytail every 30 minutes. god damn
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