#that's one of her best briefings

[lunarharp]

shirahama-sensei reminded me she has a thing for the teacher from pokemon s/v so i randomly went off on an au where qifrey is the professor. etc

[merriclo]

this is primarily a silly hypothetical but do you think Akutagawa ever dropped off/handed over Kyouka’s important paperwork.

in all likelihood, it was probably Kōyō who did it, and probably alongside the files detailing Kyouka’s past, but the idea that Akutagawa just. like. mailed the ADA her paperwork is so funny to me

it’d be so silly if, in the middle of their first mission together, Atsushi’s just like. “hey by the way. about that package you sent the agency.”

“yes. Kyouka-chan’s important paperwork. i ensured that everything was included. her birth certificate, immunization records, et cetera. why, is anything missing?”

“no. it’s all there. thanks.”

and then they’re immediately back at each other’s throats

[la-cocotte-de-paris]

Returning to Paris, I had to pay. With rage in my heart and often tears in my eyes (the makeup artist Chakatouny lamented each morning my poor appearance, and couldn't make me look any better), I made one film — just one — to guarantee the freedom of a person I loved. I was ugly, terrible; everything in me refused to be. I still remember the look of my [screen] partner Raymond Rouleau (who knew Igor and the causes of my breakdown) studying me and trying in vain to give me a little encouragement!

— Edwige Feuillère reflecting on the making of Mam'zelle Bonaparte (1942) and aiding the escape of her fiancé (named here as Igor) from Nazi-occupied France

(From Les Feux de la mémoire by Edwige Feuillère, 1977. Translated by me. ♡)

[giantchasm]

Sussy plays Pokemon Sun and Moon and has a normal time about it. 

In the end her team is a Decidueye, an Alolan Muk, a Minior, a Metagross, a Porygon-Z, and a Salamence that she somehow caught at level 9 on Route 3 out of sheer force of will. 

(Seriously, though. Why was 2016 such a weird year for second-party Nintendo games? They did some thinking with portals and a BUNCH of fictional families suffered for it)

[tea-time-terrier]

I need to know does the fish ever get identified as a different breed or mix and what's the weirdest or funniest one you've gotten

Oh man all the time! Even if people know what a rat terrier is, they have a little piebald miniature in mind and pigroast is...neither of those.

She is most commonly mis-identified as a miniature pinscher (I get it), a basenji (until they see the nub), and a doberman puppy (???).

My favourite was kelpie mix though <3

Funniest dog pike has mis-identified? A German pinscher. She was 100% convinced it was a rat terrier.

[arolesbianism]

Despite how much I suffered making my last isat au Aris sprite redraw, I decided to do it again and once again went through hell doing it. There’s like a billion mistakes in this (such as her having the wrong arm rip) but at the end of the day I’m still happy with how it turned out :]

[hadesoftheladies]

hate going for christian weddings sometimes because i always see the prettiest women with the ugliest men, the sermon is always some shit about wives being slaves (but not like bad slavery, mutual slavery except the husband is a benevolent master which makes it okay) and making babies for their husband, the music is always lame, the mc is always weird and obnoxious, and older women keep fucking asking me when it's gonna be my turn and never take no for an answer.

[sassypantsjaxon]

Merry Christmas. Don't forget to check your daughter's room for murderous guardian angel robots when you sneak in to leave her presents.

[stars-self-ships]

To everyone who made a fuss about Lola Bunny's redesign in Space Jam: A New Legacy when it was first revealed, making claims like how she's not as attractive as she was in the first movie...

💖 You are wrong. 💖

[bumblingbabooshka]

The appurtenant crew of the USS Historia: From star to shining sea!

[dwemers]

I’m so excited I’m like literally shaking

[happi-tree]

soooooo i don't have much new to post for wipweds this week so i thought i'd grab a little something from my archives! a ton more people were curious about The Raven and The Dove than i expected, so here's a little excerpt from my amphibia school for good and evil au! in which marcy learns a tiny bit of archery and sasha has some Feelings about it 💗💚

[virigorne]

Prev hits so hard. I remember at my past job when one of the employees was saying extremely bigoted (mainly racist and transphobic) things about other employees, including me! Everyone else who had nasty shit said about them was told but *I* wasn’t told until over a MONTH AFTER SHE HAD LEFT so the whole time they LET ME interact with someone who secretly fucking hated me because I’m trans. So fun! Isn’t like I also experienced daily transphobic and misogynistic harassment by customers as well and didn’t even pitch a fit!! Isn’t like my body was absolutely destroyed at that job for 10 bucks an hour!!! Isn’t like they also let a pedo (who would Hit On Me) work there and didn’t tell me until after he was fired!! Crazy.

[locallibrarylover]

finally finished my sisters grimm reread...ough.

[cornerihaunt]

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[emstargazer]

You ever for a second wish you could just delete a person from your memories just to makes things easier for yourself, but a second later get mad for even thinking of discarding something which was so precious to you before?

Anyways, props to Guts for reminding me again about how I should handle this predicament.