#that's not her everyday wear btw. but her other outfits are cute too hehe. also yes that is sofia bjergsen

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Happy Birthday, Dulce 💜

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Half assed Umbrella Academy Shazam! AU

Because I recently watched Shazam! and I have to project. I don’t know if this has been done already? 

Vanya is Billy! She was abandoned by her teen mother who would rather have been a competitive swimmer than a parent (now she’s neither but Vanya finds out later)

In one of her many foster families she picked up playing the violin, she carries one around with her and plays it when she’s on the streets and in need of money. 

After running away from a foster home one too many times she gets placed at Grace’s place which is chaotic and lovely but just a little too full and she starts to feel allienated immediately. 

She gets placed in a room with the only other girl Allison who’s about her age and into every sort of movie you can imagine. Allison is pretty stealth about her nerdiness which maybe is because of her inability to speak (until Vanya gets around to learn sign language she’ll just write everything on her notepad no problem) but she is a bit of a nerd actually.

She loves superheroes and does think it would be cool to meet up with one or marry one or (best option) be one. She owns a lot of autographs. Vanya learns this slowly over the course of the next week.

Vanya is pretty much dead set on getting out of the place as fast as possible but somehow she keeps getting caught by her new foster siblings.

The first one to see her is Five who’s the oldest and always busy trying to get a college application through or working or doing school work or helping the other kids with their homework. Despite his air of seriousness and how stuck up he seems when he sees her climb down the rainpipe at two in the morning he just grins and calls her in making her a peanutbutter and marshmallow sandwich and telling her how he pretty much has been running away all his life too but that this is in fact a really good place and to not throw it away too fast. After that conversation he ruffles her hair and sends her to bed. 

The second time she gets caught it’s by little Luther who she (thank God) can assure that she just wanted to go look at the snow, which then leads to him getting his snow stuff to play with his new sister! EXCITING!!!!  (they built a snowman, Luther talks about all the stars he knows, he’s kinda cute) 

The third time Diego tells her to get her butt back inside or he’s going to tell Mom who will be really, really, really upset with Vanya not wanting to stay. He looks really angry and stumbles over his words. But he can’t let this new foster kid make Mom sad!

Klaus and Ben don’t catch her trying to run away which is probably because they pretty much live in their shared room and only seem to come out for meals.

Klaus smells like weed most of the time and seems too get into trouble that way but he seems pretty chill. 

Ben always seems to be reading about something. His eyes glued to the pages of a new book everyday on their way to school. Luther tells her that Ben is really smart but she has never talked with him properly. (She’s not sure that he talks with anyone really except Klaus) 

She gets her way out when she starts to sort of like her weird new family a few weeks in. 

They’re on their way out of school and a bunch of assholes make a comment about Allison about how nice it must be that she can’t scream as she makes her way out of the classroom. Allison tries to ignore it but Vanya can see how uncomfortable her new sister is so she loses it turns around and kicks them between their legs. 

She might be tiny but she’s been on the street often enough to be able to defend herself. 

It ends in a bit of a mess. Allison also knows how to hit someone and Diego who’s at this point still even smaller than Vanya tries to get involved (and pretty much immediately hurts himself) 

 In all of that mess Vanya has time to book it and runs to the subway. She discovers her violin was broken in all of the chaos and suddenly she just wants to scream. She was trying to help Allison. She was trying to show those assholes. That’s what she gets for trying to help people.

That’s why she doesn’t notice at first when the other people vanish. 

And then it’s too late because suddenly she’s in a weird cave and hey! WHat the fuck? 

There’s a wizard she gets the shazam! powers (it’s cool watch the movie if you haven’t!) 

She wakes up again in the subway as an adult in a ridiculous outfit (she wears the pants version btw not those tiny dresses those are for Allison and Klaus eventually I’m not sure what color but I wanna say white because white violin hehe) and quickly makes her way out of there unsure what to do.  

Finally she finds her way back to the foster home where she finds Allison who is pretty scared at first but when she’s sure it’s really Vanya fascinated.  Vanya learned a bit of ASL in the time she’s been with the family and but can’t understand at all with how excited Allison is signing at her. ‘AMAZING’ is repeated a lot though. 

Then ‘You need training’  “Training? From who? How? Why?”  ‘Your superpowers. No superhero acts alone!’ 

And when Allison wants something she usually gets it. 

First Vanya has to tell her the story of how this all happened though! And DON’T spare the details. 

“Well I was going to run away I was on the subway suddenly there’s this cave... not my station at all! And this dude and you know I didn’t trust him but he kept talking about how he needed a champion and how he needed something pure of heart, told him he must have the wrong person and he said something about the seven deadly sins, you know crazy stuff and kept insisting I put my hands on a weird glowing stick he had which I finally did in case he was dangerous and then I had to say uh... Shazam! ...” BOOM child Vanya’s back

They go back inside figuring they should wait until the morning to get to training

And that’s all I got so far! I got some more vague ideas so I might add those later but I’m thinking it would be sort of different because Vanya and Allison are not Billy and Freddy (read: they’re a little smarter) some stuff just wouldn’t happen the way it did in Shazam! 

Also Reggie is Dr Sivana!