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anime-scarves · 2 years ago

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Ok. So. Cocaine Bear was actually hilarious. I hadn't seen any of the promotional material and just knew that I needed to see a movie about the time a bear ate a bunch of cocaine. By all accounts this was actually a good thing because apparently the trailers and ads really hype it up as this amazing movie that's gonna be better than everything. And it's just not. And that's ok.

What it is, is a hilarious comedy slasher where the slasher is a bear zonked out of its mind on cocaine. A lot of the comedy was genuinely funny and they knew exactly what they wanted the movie to be. It's not going to win awards, but it's going to make you laugh a lot and have a good time.

#text #cocaine bear #that's not a tag i was ever expecting to write #also irl this did happen #well the bear eating cocaine #but its heart basically just exploded after a few minutes #which does not make a great film #anyways go see it if you want a comedic slasher #which is a bit of an odd combo #but the absurdity of the situation really works #supporting cast was fantastic too #just the right amount of camp #but also some kinda heartfelt moments that are both a little sweet but also hilarious with how they contrast with what is happening

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