#that's because yr a weirdo whomst is odd
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I'm bored so two truths and a lie time - hair edition why the fuck not
Is it strange to do a two truths and a lie about my hair? No idea. I'm gonna do it anyway.
#two truths and a lie#i wanted to do the blandest two truths and a lie ever#like each option is so incredibly boring that it's so hard to figure out what the lie is#but my friend told me that nothing about me is boring#i think their exact words were#that's because yr a weirdo whomst is odd#anyway moving on from that#story time in the tags#earlier today i went to target and i accidentally broke the self checkout machine#just because i requested cash back#that employee was PISSED#not at me but at the machine. you could tell he was sick of the shit always breaking#i said sorry and got mine ass out of there#went and ordered a burger#then called my mom and she bought us tickets to go see an opera#per her brother's orders because i said i'd never seen one and he took that as a personal attack#so now my mom is visiting in a few months so we can go to the opera#she got us reasonably decent seats too#not the best and not the worst
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