#that's about the size of 9 1/3 Bb clarinets

[oddwatermelon]

I present to you: the subcontrabass clarinet

the contrabass saxophone is such an absurd instrument

[red-faced-wolf]

1: Name Nicholas 2: Age 21 3: Fears Being left behind. Like my friends get successful and have families and I'm left in my home town by myself 4: 3 things I love friends, family, food, dogs 5: 4 turns on Nice butt, beautiful eyes, fun and easy to talk to personalities, great taste in music and humor 6: 4 turns off People who are rude, don't tip at restaurants or are shitty tippers and treat their servers like dogs, bad hygiene and someone who has a cold personality 7: My best friend @arcticvixxen who's been my closest friend for three years and has always had my back no matter what and my friend David who I went to high school with who's practically my brother at this point 8: Sexual orientation\ straight 9: My best first date First year of college met this girl in the smokers corner of our campus (I used to smoke a lot but quit) and I asked to see Annabelle and I hate scary movies but she loved it and we got dinner after and walked her to her front door and kissed her under her porch light. 10: How tall am I 5′11" 11: What do I miss Being with a certain person even though I know I shouldn't think about it 12: What time were I born somewhere within the 24 hours encompassing March 20th 13: Favourite color blue 14: Do I have a crush I do but I can't say who it is 15: Favourite quote “Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in one pretty and well preserved piece, but to slide across the finish line broadside, thoroughly used up, worn out, leaking oil, and shouting wow, what a ride!" -unknown Or "faster, faster, until the thrill of speed overcomes the fear of death" -Hunter S Thompson 16: Favourite place My friends house or the bar 17: Favourite food delicious food 18: Do I use sarcasm when appropriate 19: What am I listening to right now I'm not the devil by Cody jinks 20: First thing I notice in new person what they’re wearing (to be honest) 21: Shoe size 10.5 22: Eye color Green 23: Hair color Brown 24: Favourite style of clothing Boots, jeans, and tshirt with baseball cap 25: Ever done a prank call? yeah 26: Meaning behind my URL Latin translation of polycythemia 27: Favourite movie Need for speed 28: Favourite song changes constantly 29: Favourite band A lot 30: How I feel right now Tired, kinda lonely 31: Someone I love Family, Friends 32: My current relationship status I'm single as hell 33: My relationship with my parents Great 34: Favourite holiday Don't like holidays 35: Tattoos and piercing I have None 36: Tattoos and piercings I want A sleeve with a nature theme 37: The reason I joined Tumblr Friend talked me into it 38: Do I and my last ex hate each other? I'm not very happy is all I'm gonna say 39: Do I ever get “good morning” or “good night ” texts? sometimes 40: Have I ever kissed the last person you texted? No. Dats gay bruh 41: When did I last hold hands? Several years ago... 42: How long does it take me to get ready in the morning? about half an hour 43: Have You shaved your legs in the past three days? Not even in the last three years 44: Where am I right now? Bed 45: If I were drunk & can’t stand, who’s taking care of me? Myself 46: Do I like my music loud or at a reasonable level? pretty loud. I'm partially deaf because of machinery and music 47: Do I live with my Mom and Dad? Yes 48: Am I excited for anything? to not work 49: Do I have someone of the opposite sex I can tell everything to? Yes 50: How often do I wear a fake smile? when I wait tables 51: When was the last time I hugged someone? Hugged a friend at work 52: What if the last person I kissed was kissing someone else right in front of me? Ugh. Wouldn't feel too good 53: Is there anyone I trust even though I should not? lol so many people 54: What is something I disliked about today? Can't think of anything really 55: If I could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be? My little sis! 56: What do I think about most? the future 57: What’s my strangest talent? I can wiggle my ears 58: Do I have any strange phobias? I guess 59: Do I prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it? both 60: What was the last lie I told? I honestly don’t remember 61: Do I prefer talking on the phone or video chatting online? Skype 62: Do I believe in ghosts? How about aliens? Ghosts yes aliens no 63: Do I believe in magic? nah, just miracles 64: Do I believe in luck? Yes 65: What’s the weather like right now? 50 and raining 66: What was the last book I’ve read? Don't remember 67: Do I like the smell of gasoline? no but I love the smell of diesel 68: Do I have any nicknames? Nickolodeon, Nicky, nickers, battle, salt, nick 69: What was the worst injury I’ve ever had? Broke my leg and my left collar bone. Hurt really bad 70: Do I spend money or save it? Save 71: Can I touch my nose with a tounge? just tried. nope haha 72: Is there anything pink in 10 feet from me? no 73: Favourite animal? Dogs 74: What was I doing last night at 12 AM? Pounding a frozen slab of meat. Jk I was at work cleaning tables 75: What do I think is Satan’s last name is? ?????? That was random 76: What’s a song that always makes me happy when I hear it? Outta this world by genetikk 77: How can you win my heart? compliment me and buy me food or scratch my back omg 78: What would I want to be written on my tombstone? I don't know 79: What is my favorite word? Moist ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 80: My top 5 blogs on tumblr Too lazy but a good few 81: If the whole world were listening to me right now, what would I say? Calm tf down 82: Do I have any relatives in jail? Don't know. I have a cousin that's in and out and he's an alcoholic but we don't talk to him anymore 83: I accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what’s even cooler is that they endow me with the super-power of my choice! What is that power? teleportation 84: What would be a question I’d be afraid to tell the truth on? this one 85: What is my current desktop picture? the default one that came with the computer 86: Had sex? yes 87: Bought condoms? yes 88: Gotten pregnant? no 89: Failed a class? Yes 90: Kissed a boy? No 91: Kissed a girl? yes 92: Have I ever kissed somebody in the rain? No 93: Had a job? yes 94: Left the house without my wallet? yes 95: Bullied someone on the internet? no 96: Had sex in public? yes 97: Played on a sports team? yes 98: Smoked weed? once 99: Did drugs? no 100: Smoked cigarettes? Yes 101: Drank alcohol? yes 102: Am I a vegetarian/vegan? no 103: Been overweight? I was 255lbs in August last year 104: Been underweight? no 105: Been to a wedding? yes 106: Been on the computer for 5 hours straight? yes 107: Watched TV for 5 hours straight? yes 108: Been outside my home country? No 109: Gotten my heart broken? so many times 110: Been to a professional sports game? No? 111: Broken a bone? yes 112: Cut myself? Not intentionally 113: Been to prom? yes 114: Been in airplane? Yes 115: Fly by helicopter? Yes!!! 116: What concerts have I been to? I don't remember 117: Had a crush on someone of the same sex? no 118: Learned another language? I speak a little French but not much 119: Wore make up? No 120: Lost my virginity before I was 18? No 121: Had oral sex? yes 122: Dyed my hair? No 123: Voted in a presidential election? yes 124: Rode in an ambulance? Yes 125: Had a surgery? yes 126: Met someone famous? yes 127: Stalked someone on a social network? No? 128: Peed outside? yes 129: Been fishing? yes 130: Helped with charity? yes 131: Been rejected by a crush? yes 132: Broken a mirror? No 133: What do I want for birthday? A rear taillight and a back tire for my motorcycle 134: How many kids do I want and what will be their names? 2 a girl and boy, Shelby for the girl and Thomas for the boy 135: Was I named after anyone? No, but i have the same last name of all of the males in my family (james) 36: Do I like my handwriting? It's messy as shit tbh 137: What was my favourite toy as a child? my BB gun 138: Favourite Tv Show? depends on my mood 139: Where do I want to live when older? Alaska or Tennessee 140: Play any musical instrument? I can play the clarinet 141: One of my scars, how did I get it? My lower leg where some barbed wire took out a little chunk 142: Favourite pizza toping? Lamb 143: Am I afraid of the dark? No 144: Am I afraid of heights? Terrified 145: Have I ever got caught sneaking out or doing anything bad? nah, never tried to sneak out 146: Have I ever tried my hardest and then gotten disappointed in the end yes 147: What I’m really bad at studying 148: What my greatest achievments are Getting recognized at my job for my marketing skills and handling people at work 149: The meanest thing somebody has ever said to me Something one of my exes told me before she broke up with me 150: What I’d do if I won in a lottery travel and bring my friends and then settle down 151: What do I like about myself my values and personality and my weight loss 152: My closest Tumblr friend? Hell I don't know they all live far away 153: Something I fantasise about Being content 154: Any thoughts on the paranormal? not really 155: Free question: Any question you’d like to ask, be it rude, fun, curious, strange, sexual, random, meme related, etc! That took forever @alotteofchar