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#that’s why u have ur vitamins which u hold as gospel
bibleofficial
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i’ve been up like 3hrs & 2/3 of each hour has been me shitting & suffering like
#stream
#shitposting
#still don’t know the shitting tag
#me after the first: ok i’ll have to shit again in a few hours but i can calm down for 10 mins then get things done (hopeful) ((mistakenly))
#like ok so u want to go back (suffers worse than the first) But feels GOOD LIKE WE’RE DONE & WE STILL HAVE TIME TO GET TO VODAFONE
#as soon as i got dressed & finished brushing my teeth here she COMES for the fuckin KILL
#& now i know im not going to be able to get to fucking vodafone ALSKALSKALKSLAKSLAKSLA
#maybe i can get to ikea but im cowering in a corner (in my head) ((literally im shitting rn & it feels like my asshole has been stabbed but
#it’s not that bad like 3/10 i’ve had worse))
#but idk i feel like there’s going to be a fourth in there & what fuckin SUCKS is that this bitch is SOLID so it’s not even like i can take
#anti diarrheals bc i don’t …. NEED IT TO BE MORE SOLID IF IT WERE A LITTLE LESS THAT WOULD BE GRAND
#i’m so fucking exhausted
#& i still have shit to do
#she’s got the crampys
#& THATS WHAT U GET U GLUTTONOUS CLOWN UR LACTOSE INTOLERANT & ATE 5/7 OF A LARGE PIZZA
#but that was like
#the first thing i actually ate in like 3 days
#anyway AKSKALSKALKSLKSLKSALSLA at least u have CALORIES
#or at least had
#did i absorb them probably not
#not the point
#that’s why u have ur vitamins which u hold as gospel
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