#that’s why I mentioned him. bc the song. it’s a refrence
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Drs Fenton holding a ghostly sex-ed class when they hear of the demand, thinking that the youth want to help fight against the ghost population, when instead they want to add to it (if that’s how that works, at least).
Danny & Jazz are forced to sit through it, too, and it’s absolutely unbearable and uncomfortable, but also kinda informative. Unfortunately, Danny now knows how Box Lunch came to be. And, as it turns out, it is possible to have sex with a ghost. Thank you, Teddy Hyde.
Okay, but Dash having a crush on Danny Phantom and, while he insists he’s straight, he’s not really secretive about it either because it’s basically a joke in the school that everyone has a crush on Danny Phantom and Danny Fenton is just like *uncomfortable muffled screaming*
#they don’t even realize the kids wanna fuck the ghost they’re just infodumping#tim twin#ghost sex#lmao#danny phantom#ghostly sex-ed#sex with a ghost#by teddy hyde#that’s why I mentioned him. bc the song. it’s a refrence#hehoo
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Yeah I get like Aphrodite would have sex based powers I guess as weird as that is, like the Iliad even kinda refrences them but like Euthineia isn’t a sex goddess! If it’s just a mix of abilities from her parents why aren’t hephestus’ mentioned???
I don’t mind Artemis’s and Athena’s steam punk looks that bad even if they’re more showy then either would be. I’m very confused by Hephaestus. Like I get him not being ugly but why is he like the giga chad meme with only a leg brace?
Tbf Aglaia and her sisters were also associated with sexuality, but not to the same extend as Aphrodite, and it wasn’t the only thing they had going for them bc they were also the goddesses of beauty, adornment, joy, mirth, festivity, dance and song.
Considering what little we know about Euthenia and her sisters (which is literally one fucking line from an Orphic fragment I’m crying):
They were associated with beauty, so making all their powers based on seduction is very “women written by men”-ish.
Also yeah this series has a body diversity problem lol
#this Orphic fragment has a better polycule dynamic than most of y’all’s headcanons on Aphrodite and Hephaestus I fear#same with that one Lucian’s dialogue#this is just more evidence that Aphrodite works at the forge#and isn’t a poor dainty girl who doesn’t want to do hard work#and feels neglected by her mean old husband who’s just too busy for her#like gurl they work together#greek mythology#ancient greek mythology#greek pantheon#greek goddess#Aglaia#Charis#charities#Aglaea#Euthenia#Aphrodite#Hephaestus x Aglaia
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Masterlist sex mentions/references in Journey's/Steve Perry and Neal Schon's songs
This is something I've been thinking about doing for a while now, and now I've finally did it! Journey songs comes on shuffle as they do and I discovered a lot of songs that refrenced sex somehow and I thought to myself "how many of these do they have??" because it just felt like they kept coming.
This list will focus on Steve Perry's time with the band from Infinity to Trial By Fire, his solo work and Neal Schon's first solo album. You will notice that Frontiers isn't on this list, well that is because there's no sex references on Frontiers whatsoever. The list will go in cronologial order and I will mention some key lyrics to why these songs are naughty. Steve Perry will get hoe points for the songs he has written all by himself without input. As you will notice "Departure" is the sluttiest album of them all. Also here’s a playlist of all the songs available on spotify (X) For the songs that aren’t available on spotify I’ve added a youtube link in the title. Hope you'll enjoy!
Infinity
- “Feeling That Way” - This is kinda semi, but it still goes. Key lyrics:
“A new road's waiting
You touched my life, whoa
Soft and warm on a summer's night
You're the only one, I told you
The only one I love
The lovely one (lovely one)
I'm thinking of”
- "Anytime" This is also kinda semi, but this list will get naugthier as we go along. Key lyrics:
“Ooh, ooh anytime that you want me Ooh, ooh anytime that you want me Ooh, ooh anytime that you want me to Ooh, ooh anytime that you need me"
- "La Do Da" - Key lyrics
"Whey you touch me sweet so fine I feel it, I feel it When your body's close to mine"
Evolution
- "Lovin' Touchin' Squeezin'" Steve Perry wrote this alone so he's getting his 1st hoe point. This is probably the most obvious track you can think of when it comes to sex references. Key lyrics:
“When I'm alone all by myself You're out with someone else Lovin', touchin', squeezin' each other"
- "When You're Alone (It ain't easy) This song mostly hint at teasing, but teasing is also somewhat of a sex reference. - Key lyrics:
“When you're alone it ain't easy, You're like a dog that roams. Ain't got no girl to tease me, Ain't got nobody home."
- "Lovin' You is Easy" Key lyrics:
"Come on girl, give me that good lovin', oh baby Come on girl, keep the motor hummin, oh, woh, baby".
- "Just The Same Way" Key lyrics:
“Oh, no, you should be holdin' on to him girl. Oh, yeah just like, just like you want to do. Oh, no, just love and squeeze him girl. Oh, yeah just love and squeeze him yeah."
Departure
- "Any Way You Want It" - This is also kind of an obvious one, it's basically in the title. Key lyrics:
"Ooh, all night, all night Oh, every night So hold tight, hold tight Ooh baby, hold tight"
- "Walks Like A Lady" - Steve Perry wrote this song all by himself and is now up to his 2nd hoe points. Key lyrics:
“She moves like a lady When I'm in her arms She loves like a lady Lovin' all night long"
- "Where Were You" - This is the most lyrical graphic one of some sorts and honestly the theme makes me a bit uncomfortable. It's describing the girl he's dating as a hoe and that if she was about to leave him he can just hook up with her sister anyway. The whole song is basically a key lyric, but I'll go with the second verse. Key lyric:
"I know where, baby You been running around loose on the side Cause I know where, little lady You been running around with something to hide I don't mind, darling, if you're feeling fancy and free, yeah I don't mind, little baby Because your sister's looking real good to me"
- "Line Of Fire" - This is just a semi sexual reference, very mild, but I decided to keep it in. Key lyric:
“He said, "Now Suzi, don't you lie. Did Stevie, did he catch you with another guy?""
- "Stay Awhile" Steve Perry gets a hope point for this one, now he has 3. Key lyric:
"I'd go anywhere to touch you. I'd do anything you want me to,"
- "Homemade Love" - This song is a song full of sexual references packed into cooking. This is one of the few songs were Smitty/Steve and Neal all has writing credits, Smitty is not really known for his writing credits, so that is cool. Key lyrics:
"I need a jelly roll sweetie. Now, spread it oh spread it on me, babe. Feels so good, on the top."
Captured
- "Dixie Highway" - This is also a song filled with sexual references that they've packed in to be about a highway. A fun fact, this is the second song were Steve Perry has namedropped himself, the first is "Line Of Fire". Stevie is obviously him. Key Lyrics:
“I want to hold on you, come with you, love with you all the night"
"Escape"
From Jon Cain's entering the sex refrences instantly went down, on Escape there is only one.
- "Stone In Love" - Key lyrics:
"She pulled me down, ooh, and in clover We'd go around, yeah In the heat with a blue jean girl"
"Raised On Radio"
- "Positive Touch" - Key lyrics:
"She (she's) has got the positive touch (touch) She's bringing love back to me, yeah, back to me. I said-- She, (she's) to me means so much (much) She's saving it all for me, yeah"
- "Suzanne" - This is a semi reference, but since the list really dries up bc of Jon Cain I left it in anyway. Key lyrics:
"You're making love on the silver screen I want you more than you will ever know Temptation...Infatuation"
"Trial By Fire"
- "Baby I'm Leaving You" - This is very, very semi. Key lyric:
“Tell me girl it ain't true The rumors that I hear about you About all the boys you knew before Who come and go right out your door"
- "I Can See It In Your Eyes" - The only song where Journey has mentioned the word sexy ever. Key lyric:
“No you..Make me mad...The way you cat around With your lips, your legs And all your sexy ways Do you got another lover now"
"Street Talk" - Steve Perry
"I Believe" - key lyric
"You want it too - Oh you want it You'll know the way - Know the way."
"Go Away" - a hoe reference. Key lyrics:
"I'm cruisin' many So are you That's the way we both should do"
"Strung Out" - I find this song uncomfortable. I have mentioned that Steve Perry has a lot of solo songs where he refrences women as something that should belong to him, I don't like it at all. This is a semi sex reference packed in in lovin'. Key lyrics:
"They're sayin' that he's never been good to you And he's always hurt and let you down, If what you need is good lovin', I'll be around"
"Harmony" - Steve Perry wrote this all on his one and is now up to 4 hoe points. This is very semi. Key lyric: "Ooh yeah special kind of love Ooh yeah la la la la"
- “My My My” - This is a bonus track on Street Talk and isn’t available on streaming services, so I simply forgot it. This is a demo from Steve’s Alien Project days and it’s yes you probably guessed it; it’s a sex song. Key lyrics:
“M-m-m-m, my, my yeah
M-m-m-m, my, my yeah
I've got somethin' for you, yeah
You've got somethin' for me, oh
Let's put 'em together, oh yeah, oh
Ooh, I want you to squeeze me
Come on and hold me
Oh, baby, love me!
M-m-m-m, my, my yeah
M-m-m-m, my, my yeah”
- “Makes No Difference” Another bonus track from Street Talk that isn’t available on streaming services. This is another demo from his Alien Project days and it’s yet another sex song of course. This man here he is very naughty indeed. Key lyrics:
“Theres a sweep right to the bone
And I love to feel you baby
I I I get excited, oo to be with you
C'mon baby, whoaa oo oh oh oh”
"For The Love Of Strange Medicine" - Steve Perry
Before going in to this I thought that FTLOSM would be an album full of sexual refrences because it has a lot of sexy melodies, and well that one song you know, but as it turns out it doesn't have a lot. It's like Steve Perry decided to put all the sexual references in one single song. There are som other semi ones though.
- "Donna Please" - Another song where he sings about women that should belong to him, no. Key lyric: "Wanting you Touching you" and "If he wants you tonight Will you tell him no"
"Listen To Your Heart" - This is also a bit semi, but it needs to be here. Key lyric: "I was lovin' you baby You were lovin' me Every word I said Every word is true I was on the inside But he was lovin' you" and "You felt so good"
- "Can't Stop" - The song we all knew would be here. This entire song is a sex song and it's no going around it. In all honesty the entire song is a key lyric, but lets go with this part:
"(Can't stop) Your magical potion (Can't stop) The feel of your ocean (Whoa, whoa) Yes, I'm in shadows Talk real nice (nice) You know, just a little bit of that, uh Sugar and spice Some cutchie-coo, ooh"
"Greatest Hits + 5 Unreleased" - Steve Perry
- "Against The Wall" -Steve Perry is in a relationship, but he really wants to cheat like the hoe he is. Key lyric: (updated)
“Believe me I want you, I'd like to
More than I show
But I belong to somebody else, baby, please
“Walk out that door, yeah, oh
Before it's too late, listen
In the middle of your touch
In the middle where your heat starts rising
Oh, girl, I want you so bad”
- Once In A Lifetime, Girl" - This is also somewhat of a semi reference. Key lyric: "Baby, so come on Let's do it again More than a lover You're more than a friend"
"Traces" - Steve Perry
"No Erasin'" He wrote this himself and is now up to 5 hoe points. Maybe this is a surprising choice, but I found something here. Key lyrics:
“You laughed with me and sheltered me and Turned me on"
"Call On Me" - very semi, but it still goes. 6 hoe points. Key lyric: "If you want loving And you're alone Stay, you no lonely Pick up the phone
- "Could We Be Something Again" - 7 hoe points, that is Steve Perry's score for songs with sexual references he has written alone. Key lyric: "Oh, do you wanna, do you wanna? Yah-yah Do you want a little? Yah-yah, yah-yah Do you wanna love again, baby?"
- "Late Nite" - Neal Schon
- "Rain's Comin' Down" When you listen to this song it is very obvious what it is about. Key lyric: "When the rain's comin' down, I wanna make love When the rain's comin' down, gonna make you feel good now"
- "Softly" This is mostly a pure love song, but we need some pure love as well and it is very sweet, I adore this song. Key lyric: "When I hold you in my arms (Softly) When I hear you call my name (Softly) The tears fall, the tears fall like gentle rain (Softly) Softly in the morning (Softly) You touch me and I feel so right"
#journey band#steve perry#neal schon#gregg rolie#aynsley dunbar#steve smith#ross valory#jonathan cain#masterlist#tw sex mention#tw sex#ask to tw
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