#that whole section and the poem made me so pissed off at bill. one of my favorite parts of the website

[pisshandkerchief]

ok can we talk about bill referring to stan as "ptsd barnum" on the book of bill website.

[but-first--tea]

Let’s Get Personal!

Star sign: Gemini

Put your playlist on shuffle and list the first four songs that pop up:

I actually don't have a playlist at all right now.

Grab the nearest book to you and turn to page 23, what line is 17?

LOL! I'm on my laptop in the kitchen, so my nearest book is a cookbook. Page 23 is a recipe for shrimp tarts. I've never made this recipe, and it sounds pretty disgusting.

Ever had a poem written about you?

Not that I know of.

When was the last time you played the air guitar?

I don't think I have *ever* played the air guitar...

One sound you hate and one you love:

Hate:  Anything at an extremely high volume. It's physically oppressive, and I can't tolerate it long. I don't even enjoy concerts (though that's also because I can't stand crowds, either). 

Love:  Rain. Enough said XD

Do you believe in ghosts?

Nah.

Do you believe in aliens?

They probably exist... somewhere in the universe.

Do you drive and if so have you gotten in a crash?

Yes, and... almost?  Some idiot randomly came to a complete stop in the middle of the freeway for no reason. I mostly stopped in time, just baaarely grazed a corner of their bumper as I turned toward the shoulder of the road to avoid them. There was barely more than a scrape, and I don't think that really counts as a crash. Thank you, reflexes, and decent brakes! I was pretty pissed off about it, though. I'm 100% sure it was done on purpose to try to scam me for money. I got a letter trying to sue me for “damages and medical bills.” I told them to fuck off and that I would be informing the police of their attempted scam and never heard a peep from them again.

Do you like the smell of gasoline?

What? Why is this even a question? The whole reason they add that smell to it is to avoid it. XD

Last movie you’ve seen?

If you mean in the theater, I think it was the Last Jedi.

Worst injury you’ve ever had?

Depends... does a c-section count as an injury? Either way, it sucked. They told me to get up and walk the next morning, and I don’t think I had ever stared at anyone so incredulously in my life.

Do you have any obsessions right now?

I don't really get obsessions in general. I don't fangirl about anything, either. I’m pretty laid back.

Do you hold grudges?

Not in the typical meaning of the word. I'm extremely patient and tolerant, often SO patient that it's more of a character flaw than a strength. But, once someone's actually crossed a line and pissed me off, there's really no coming back from it. I'll just cut them off entirely and they no longer exist to me anymore.

In a relationship?

Married 10 years. I'm old and stuff.

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