#that snippet is from my first ever crackfic (if i finish it obv)

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(jazz hands) HELLO! i have no sense of time and i was too tired to send questions when you reblogged this two days ago but i can send them now AND I WILL. so. please forgive me for the delayed qs. anyway, some fic questions: 5, 6, 21 for superhero malum. i love you!!! more jazz hands because idk i think they set a good vibe to start us out. okay bye!!!! xoxo bella

hello!! thank you for the jazz hands i love them :)) and no need to apologize, there's no such thing as delayed questions. time is fake!

5. Share a snippet that you’re proud of from an upcoming fic/chapter. this is from the dumbest wip i have created (possibly that has ever been created period? okay probably not but it's up there for sure) so here ya go sneak peak:

“I can’t believe we’re going to be doing all this work and we can’t even put this on our resumes,” Michael said, leaning against the wall outside the Los Angeles CIA office. “Like, I’m all for patriotism and all that shit, but it’s a little annoying that we’ll never be able to tell anyone about it.”

“I’m sure it’ll get leaked eventually,” Calum said, shrugging out of his suit jacket. He despised the California heat. “In 2020 we’ll be all over the history books, trust me.”

6. What are some topics you will never write about? well obviously i'll never write smut because i am me, but other than that? hmm idk i don't think i'd ever write anything involving any band members current or past partners because that makes me personally a little uncomfortable to write/read. i'd never write a teacher/student fic because that squicks me out. also probably never a ghost au, just because i don't think i could execute it well and also ghosts are the one thing that my suspension of disbelief doesn't work with for some reason. i'm sure i'm forgetting a bunch of other things but that's what's coming to mind at the moment!

21. If you were a character in superhero malum where would you fit in? this fic was in part inspired by some things in my life where i had to sit by while friends were dealing with very big things that i was very out of my depth in helping with, just like michael in this fic. (the reason this takes place in a bathroom is bc i wrote it not long after i had to sit outside a public restroom while my friend was having a breakdown inside but didn't want anyone with her.) but because i am me, i projected quite a bit on to both of them. michael got my worry for my friends (plus some other things) and calum got my whole "i should be fine right now" mentality as well as (a much more extreme) martyr complex or whatever it's called. most of the characters i write have pieces of me sprinkled in, so they're all me but also all strangers at the same time, which makes them fun to write!

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