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THE EVERY GAY MANS DREAM READER
TALL, BUFF, BIG BOOBS AND ASS everything
Can't find no good pic for this so..
This post includes:Ghost, Graves, Price, Soap, Nikto, Riptide, Krueger, Konig, Alejandro, Rudy, Gaz, Horangi, Makarov, Velikan, Keegan, Roach. In that order
Yes I wrote all those, yes because I haven't written in a while
Notes:
- NSFW and SFW (Bottom male and top male reader mentioned)
-since y'all like the big buff n' tall male reader, made him bigger and taller basically mixed everything I wrote about male reader, tall, big buff, big cake, big boobs it's like a package in one this will probably be the last of this type of reader since running out ideas. It was hard making original headcanons 💔💔.
-Omg I haven't written in a while so like this might get idk boring?
- Yes again headcanons,you're favs
- strictly MALE READER not Gn rn
- readers age is ambiguous but if you can't think and want an age for reader my thinking is somewhere near late 30s or early 40s
- Some of the HCS have where y'all ain't in a relationship some HCS have y'all r in a relationship
- these headcanons definitely are mischaracterized but let me pretend for a bit 💔💔
- Tiktok got to me now I have brainrot language, so Trigger warning wooohh braiinroot
- can't believe this post was long enough to make my phone lag just a lil bit
- When he first saw you of course he was 😦😧😮
GHOST
- Like okay overkill, like you're taller, buffer and probably have a huger cock??? (Something he can investigate.. For purposes..)
Like you also got smoobs?? A plumpy ass??
Like save some for the rest Jesus 😒😒
- Nonstop staring secretly ofc, You be like in a room then you feel someone staring just to see Ghost somewhere in the corner of the room. You can't tell if he's staring or not but being that you are in an empty room.. Yknow it's kind of obv--
- BUT if you are not in an empty room you will not shake off the staring I mean holy shit look at you like 😨😨🍑✋
- You can literally hear him breathing heavily under his mask like how can he control himself when HE a person who is supposed to be looked up to literally and figuratively now has to look up at YOU?? do you know what does to a person??
-That's right it makes them freaky..
-Probably jerks off to you too
- I mean who doesn't want to get railed by a 7 ft tall man? Especially ESPECIALLY when you've been the supposed dominant person your whole life??
- OMG immediately Cumming to the thought
- I mean he won't mind topping you it also drives his own ego seeing a dominant man get absolutely wrecked, imagine the begging and whining
- plus he won't mind being the person who feels protected not always doing the protecting like 💔💔 he wants to feel protected too 😞
GRAVES
- Immediate gay awakening
- thinks making his western accent more prominent would make you think he sounds more hot
- Will dress up as a cowboy and will will ask (beg) you to do it as well
- because you know.. Hat thing.. Riding.. Graves grabs your hat puts it on his head or Graves grabs his hat puts it on your head, either way one of you is riding something and it ain't a horse
- because of the amazing quote on who ever came up w/ that is "save a horse ride a cowboy"
- Graves is obviously the type of guy to look at your ass and whistle maybe slap it, nah definitely slap it
PRICE
- He thinks of you like a bear
- like You're soo- big and cuddly? Definitely intimidating
- I mean you're near the same age bracket so it's not bad to have some.. Thoughts right?
- You're definitely hairy underneath or not but pls be he wants pubes to tickle his nose
- if you don't have a beard for reader then he would KILL to see have a beard like aughh perfect bear look, if you have a beard immediately cumming(/j) or (not /j)
- Like imagine you and price who are basically like bears like parent bears and and you the other 141 boys are like your children 🥺🥺
SOAP
- DEFINITELY became more gayer
- errrmmm.. Like his eyes are BASICALLY near like chest height
- bumping into you and his face touches your chest like omgg.. Such an accident 💔💔
- Obviously flirting about going to pound town
- like imagine You and Him? In a relationship? Having the most feral sex??? Like it's obv jokes (it's not)
- He would also do anything to see a big man whimper like a little bicth slut, who wouldn't want to see a demon of a man roll his eyes back and whine like a wheoeororoe❤, I mean if he tops I'd imagine him saying "cmon you're a big boy ain't cha'? You can handle a few more inches". While you are also getting the malevolent backshots.
- He would also want a big strong arm to man handle him as he takes the most vigorous backshots known to man
- Have you ever thought or seen a very tall wall like 10 or 11 ft high and you being you, Soap asks (demands) for you to carry him on your shoulder because he wants to see what's over the wall
NIKTO
- intimidating guy and intimidating guy typa relationship but your not in a relationship.. Yet.
- watch him watch you
- shows off his knife collection to you, yes I think he has a knife collection and he will show it to people that he wants to impress (he wants to get freaky with you)
- I like to think if he strips off the gear he gives the most desperate kind of touchy hug, to those he feels close with of course which is you
- lucky you
RIPTIDE
- Offers to teach you how to swim yknow just in case
- there is none, he wants to see you wet
- tells you to wear a white shirt and shorts because its Essential for training, it's a lie he wants to see the water wet your clothes making it stick to your body.. Yknow the white shirt showing whats underneath and the shorts outlining what package you've been hiding even though you weren't really hiding it
- He gets too distracted, the others are too, he forgets how to teach you
KRUEGER
- indefinite eye contact while your doing it
- likes staring into them, if you get shy and look away he will grab your jaw and make you have eye contact with him
- angry fierce ahh eyes
- he's an emotional grumpy guy, rip off his mask and aggressively kiss his face
- He wants the after sex laying on the chest while the other is rubbing their head, goes both ways.
- trace his tattoos and compliment them the bedroom will be locked the whole day, trust 🙏
KÖNIG
- The same as Ghosts
- Imagine being the one to get carried instead of the one carrying
- König would definitely come up to you and ask to be carried while you kiss his face multiple times❤❤
- Imagine how hard he gets because you have to look down at him to talk like HNGRHRRGGGRGRRR
- Definitely likes giving you homemade arts and crafts gear because you know.. The headcanon where König makes his own gear and what if he does it for other people too as gifts💔
- likes seeing you wear his mask it makes him imagine what people see when they see König definitely a change of perspective. He can see how intimidating you are and he gets hard.
ALEJANDRO
- will definitely compliment you in Spanish when talking about you with other people even when you're in front or behind him.
- I mean you don't understand Spanish right?
- if you don't, you're oblivious and only just watch curiously on what he's talking about. Buuut but but if you do understand you don't tell him you undeestrand this thing literally feeds your ego like Alejandro thinks of you this way? 🥺🥺
- Thigh riding type of guy idc who thigh riding
RUDY
- everytime I look at him he looks like a soft vanilla type
- I know he's a strong guy but look at him
- He wants soft sex 😞😞
- He also likes being complimented if you whisper a praise to him when he's doing ANYTHING. Imagine the babies you'd both have together.
- He likes toddlers and babies and if you do too a plus for him,makes him fall even more 💯💯
GAZ
- One time he Got injured and was sitting on the floor and then He saw you running towards him he simultaneously screamed in fear and how hard he got
- Likes to style your clothes, If he was off the military right now he really really likes fashion and if he sees you.. You can't fashion and he sees you wearing.. That, He's appalled, horrified, mortified I'm over exaggerating. But he is now in charge of your fashion now, But if you do know how to style you both will share tips with eachother. You can share different tips too ❤❤
- drags you in his barracks and strips you of your clothes except shorts.. And he's telling you this because he wants to "style" you.
- We both know damn well that's an excuse to get the boombayah freaky on.. He's just to shy to tell you upfront or he thinks it's fun to tease you like that before you get freaky
HORANGI
- gets freaky..
- Like he understands the women who get all giggly and nervous when they see a big man who can destroy them (ignore König 💔)
- is definitely not above thigh crushing, boob crushing, face sitting he'd do all at as long as it's you
- Like one time he pretended he broke his leg and won't let anyone else carry him until you came, acting all princessy and shit as you carry him bridal style to the medics
- He felt like a prince omg
- will definitely get on you and treat your real life size anime men boobs as a squishy toy
- How long is it and will he be able to take it??? Who knows he will find out!! Basically searched how long can someone's cock be if they are built like a god and is 7ft tall in Google
- someone gotta tell me Horangi's height and basic Google searching ain't doing it for me I'm too lazy to search for one line of a spicy headcanon line mb
MAKAROV
- You're basically ascary dog he owns
- You're tall and intimidating
- You can get information out of people quickly
- And he's not above telling you to torture anyone with a strength and body like yours
- most of the time you get the info done and folded
- Makarov uses you for intimidation and strength buuttt if you ever THINK of betraying him he already has a plan to get rid of someone like you
- Can and will turn you into one of those supersoldiers
- Will make you murder people right in front of him for entertainment and will rewward you!
- you know what reward it will be, Because when he asked what reward you wanted you got a bit to freaky you thought you be dead rn but nah he agreed actually he seems to enjoy it more than you do..
VELIKAN
- He's the dog in this one have you heard his voice?? Rough as hell imagine hearing him grunt
- Sounds cocky as hieeeellll too
- Would definitely like showing off to you since he wants to look cool in front of you
- Like you seen velikans skins?? Definitely wears the best ones to show you he can not only be a trained assassin But can also dress cool as hell
- If you compliment him it like makes his day, will not stop thinking about it
- Like a cool person complimenting a cool person like him? Ego boost (It's him feeling gay)
- This guys definitely a smoker (headcanon!!) Because voice sounds like he smoked 100 packs in 1 day and doesn't drink an ounce of water /jk I love him he's so hot.
- So if you want a smoke he purposely hides the lighter saying.. 'Oh no I asked someone elses lighter.. I don't have mine right now' or like 'my lighter ran out of fuel ohh
- So you have to put the cigarette in your mouth as you touch it with his cigarette to light ur own that type of trope 💫💫
- If you're not a smoker he will try his best to not smoke in front of you will use fresh mints to hide his breath of smoke
- after sex he will want a smoke, outside he goes or you both share the one cigarette
KEEGAN
- is it wrong to want to be choked by a big buff meaty arm?
- yknow the tiktok thing where girls put a ribbon on their boyfriends arm and the girls just put their face in the middle as their faces get squished??
- Yeah he wants that but gay
- will try to compare dick sizes even though yours is OBVIOUSLY the superior one!!
- Heads or tails on who's bottoming tonight
- Would like to be wrapped around your arms if you are hugging or sleeping keeps him warm
- Especially when it's snowing will force you to hug with him. ESPECIALLY when your in a mission and your in the tents he will definitely force you to hug it out with him
ROACH
- remember the other tall HC where the reader wasn't taller than König
- yes roach does the same thing here.. He's crawling on you like a tree
- If he wants a kiss instead of asking he crawls up to you and kisses you
- definitely likes to sit on your shoulders as you walk around, he feels tall like that
- this is like a distance relationship 💔💔
- Likes it when you bend over to talk to him also when you bend over when youre doing sum since it's slappable opportunity
- because bent over = double D cake will be slapped
- How will it fit? By the power of friendship of course!!
- probably more of say gex desperation but you get it
- Obviously switch switch
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˖⁺。˚⋆˙love language | CL16 LN4˖⁺。˚⋆˙
pairing: charles leclerc x reader y/n (she/her) x lando norris
genre: social media au, polyamorous relationship
warnings: polyamory, dates on tweets make no sense to the story lol ignore them im srsly lazy & idc tbh
summary: in which your boyfriends love languages seem to be polar opposites
a/n: ur wish is my command also im fr running out of plot ideas on my own for the poly reqs LOLL so if u got any ideas then spam my inbox bbyyy
request!!!: PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE more poly lando and charles (and kika)
fc: jules leblanc
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user2 kikayn my favourite bffs 😻
user3 waiting for lando & charles to comment
user4 charles lando come get ur girl
pierregasly that girl is a bad influence on you babe
yourusername i know ur not talking about me
francisca.cgomes crickets...
yourusername he's scared of me. iktr
francisca.gomes as he should be
landonorris next time i will succeed.
user5 LANDO
pierregasly in what exactly 🤨
francisca.cgomes he wants me dead
landonorris never said that
yourusername you kind of did
landonorris not explicitly
charles_leclerc lando stop causing fights
pierregasly yea lando.
yourusername he's all talk dw
francisca.cgomes yea keyboard warrior much
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charles_leclerc my girl so pretty
yourusername 🥰🥰🥰
francisca.cgomes this is why ur my favourite charles
charles_leclerc ❤️
user6 the difference in replies between charles & lando ���
user7 most chaotic comment section award goes to...
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pierregasly leaving me out why?
yourusername u hate me i fear 😔
francisca.cgomes not true he's just intimidated by u
user8 justice for y/n
user9 they do poly so naturally
user10 the third pic omggggg y/n & her boys
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user11 she's so gorgeous
francisca.cgomes no just ditch them both for me actually!
yourusername well..... actually yes
francisca.cgomes YESSSS i wonnnn
landonorris 🤨
pierregasly 😤
charles_leclerc 😢
landonorris ilyyy hot girl
charles_leclerc mon amour ❤️
user12 i'll never get over lando & charles' completely opposite love languages 😂
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user14 "double" date or third wheel y/n?
user15 CUTIES
user16 kika my 2nd fav wag after u ofc
user17 oh to be a fly on the wallllllll
oscarpiastri are you holding him hostage
yourusername dont you start too
oscarpiastri 🤐
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user18 AWWWW home alone no charlandoyn content
user19 aww lonely girl
francisca.cgomes this is why u need me
yourusername im actually independent
landonorris kika ur obsessed with my gf it's weird
pierregasly bro ur gf is obsessed with my gf too...
francisca.cgomes it's called love. obviously
charles_leclerc i support it 😊
landonorris stfu
pierregasly be quiet charles
yourusername we love charlie <3
charles_leclerc 🥰
user20 will their comment sections ever be normal
user21 i jus know they miss her sm
user22 she's too cool
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user23 OMGGG UR WITH Y/N
user24 favs omg
user25 aesthetic affff
user26 perfect couple (should i say throuple?)
francisca.cgomes ugh you guys are back stealing her from me
charles_leclerc you snooze you lose
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user27 love language strikes again
user28 he's soo sweet and attentive
user29 i want what they have
user30 lomls
charles_leclerc i love you
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user31 LANDOOOO
user32 LOL this is sooo lando i love him
user33 obsessed with him
user34 i am once again saying opposite love languages
user35 he loves u so much
oscarpiastri i wish my boyfriend would do this!
yourusername hands off, piastri
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user43 omg the last pic HAHAHA
user44 is that lando with the bows 😂
landonorris no comment
user45 obsessed with this
user46 y/n reveal charles' love language immediately
user47 TELL USSSS @.yourusername
yourusername words of affirmation of course!
user48 im in love w all 3 of them
francisca.cgomes the third pic awwww cuties
yourusername 😘
landonorris being nice all of a sudden?
charles_leclerc don't question it just be happy!
yourusername i love you!!!
charles_leclerc i love you our girl
landonorris 🧡🧡🧡
user49 charlandoyn you will always be famous
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landonorris back where i belong
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user50 AWWW
user51 they love y/n sm it's so cute
user52 omg lando being sincere & sweet :))
user53 in his charles era
yourusername aww my sweetest boyy
user54 lando love language reveal y/n!!!
yourusername acts of service ofc 😊
user55 omg🥹🥹🥹🥹
user56 y/n is so gorgeous in the second pic
user57 literally majestic
user58 charles & y/n in the third pic omg me when
user59 i want what they have
charles_leclerc perfect perfect boy
yourusername in every way :)))
landonorris stop it guys im blushing......
THE END ❤️🧡
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levi's jeans | ln4 smau
PAIRING: lando norris x fem quadrant!reader SUMMARY: y/n loves levi's jeans—it's all she wears, ever. so when lando has to draw her in a quadrant video, that's what he draws: levi's jeans. a bad attempt at flirting? maybe, but it gets the ball rolling. A/N: been listening to 'levii's jeans' 24/7 since the album dropped omg
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yourusername happy now??? i don't only wear levi's jeans see😌
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username the lando tag??? lmao his drawing is still on her mind💀
username no but the way I didn't even question it when he drew jeans for y/n lool username @/levis I found yall's next collab partner
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yourusername u drew the jeans🙄 username ...how about u guys kiss and makeup hmm?😏
username oop get u a girl that can do both iktr!!
username why do i kinda want them to date tho🧍♀️
username babe me too username me three 🙋♂️ username i've been thinking little lando has a crush👀 it was soo obvious in the yt vid
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f1gossipofficial After two months of being spotted together numerous times in London and Monaco, and stirring up dating rumours, Lando Norris and fellow Quadrant member Y/N L/N were recently seen off the coast of Spain, soaking up the sun and looking pretty cosy.
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yourusername so happy to announce my levi's x y/n collab that's coming out next week friday!!😭 as everyone probably knows (and is sick of lol) i love me some levi's, so this collection has been soo much fun to work on and i'm very excited for you guys to see it!!🤍❤️💙
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yourusername ily🥹❤️
username nobody deserved this more than you y/n!! we will be buying !!
_aarava now you have an actual reason to be wearing them as much as you do🤣
yourusername never wearing anything else ever idc !! username hold on now y/n... let's not be rash😀
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landonorris Never getting sick of your levi's jeans obsession🤣 So proud of you baby ❤️👖
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celebrity crush
jude bellingham x fem!reader
summary: jude's very public attempts at bagging his celebrity crush
faceclaim: imaan hammam bc i'm obsessed with her
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user: y/n could do so much better than a footballer icl
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user: england interview
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user: jude in the likes 👀
user: he likes every single post
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yourusername: no you !!
user: she's so mother
user: i want to be her when i grow up (i'm older than her)
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user: no cause her and jude are both so mature ?
user: not her ignoring jude's comment 😭😭
user: queen knows her worth
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judebellingham: since you're in madrid i was wondering if you wanted to come to one of my games? i can sort you tickets
yourusername: you're very full of yourself sometimes bellingham
judebellingham: sorry i didn't mean it like that. i just thought you might want to because you like football
yourusername: i'm joking
yourusername: i'd love to jude
judebellingham: really??
yourusername: yes 🫶🏾
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user: Y/N IS AT A MADRID GAME THIS IS NOT A DRILL ‼️
user: OMG
user: i can't believe he actually pulled her
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CHAMPIONS OF EUROPE
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yourusername: well done 🤍
judebellingham: thank you 🫶🏾
jobebellingham: some guy
user: Y/N AND JUDE ‼️
user: y/n and jude are endgame
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lately 🌻🌷🪻
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judebellingham: i like those flowers
yourusername: thanks
user: did jude buy her those flowers??
user: she's so beautiful
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everybody's wearing skims
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yourusername: 🤤🤤
judebellingham: you can see me like this whenever you want
user: Y/N'S COMMENT
user: AND JUDE'S REPLY
user: they're the it couple
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summer lovin
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user: OMGOMGOMG
jobebellingham: love youse
user: what
user: i can't believe he managed to pull her
judebellingham: neither can i
user: parents
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#jude bellingham#jude bellingham x reader#jude bellingham imagine#jude bellingham fanfic#footballer imagine#football imagine#football au
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BY THE BOOK//MV1\\
pairing: max verstappen x student!reader
description: college is hard... senior year is harder... the final week is hell... all of that, along with media attention, makes for an interesting time...
faceclaim: various pinterest girls
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y/username closing in... one month to go!
maxverstappen1 a month till i have you all to myself
y/username ugh cant wait either
user1 ugh, she makes learning look hot
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y/username one subject taken off the roster, like a million more to go...
carmenmmundt aaaaah, can't wait to see you!!! good luck w school bby
y/username me either!!!! thanksss <<33
maxverstappen1 look at my pretty girl being smart <3
y/username 🥺 love you maxiee <<33 maxverstappen1 <3
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y/username And another one!
lilymhe pookie looking fire as always!!
y/username thank you pookie maxverstappen1 huh? y/username for someone our age, you are beyond confused and it sometimes concerns me lilymhe come to me bbg, i know it all y/username sorry, but alex aint letting me alex_albon damn right im not, back off my girl
user2 those 100% are calling me stupid in every language
user3 like fr, she's putting my A's to shaame
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y/username more studying, feat. lil bro cause he wanted coffee and the pic was nice
y/bro/username the coffee was good... the fact i didn't pay for it... even better
y/username wow, really mature, mr. im yoUng ANd have mY oWn moNEy y/bro/username yeah, i said i had money not that i spend it user4 a whole mood tbh
maxverstappen1 @y/bro/username my gf is not your ATM, love you tho little man
y/username tell him maxie!! y/bro/username sorry max, wont do it again
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y/username its the final count dooown ft. maxie cause he got some time off 💃🏻
maxverstappen1 put your phone down and come over
y/username 🏃🏻♀️🏃🏻♀️ user6 so real for that
lilymhe @/carmenmmundt she fr chose him over us
carmenmmundt i mean, thats criminal y/username you girls know you'll always be my no.1s maxverstappen1 ?? im next to you y/username 👩🏻🦯
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maxverstappen1 the only right way to spend my break <3
y/username love you, baby
maxverstappen1 love you too, cutie <3
user7 imagine being picked up with flowers and coffee, i'd die tbh
user8 the matching pj's, soo cute
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y/username did yall think he didn't bring the children??
maxverstappen1 send me that pic rn
y/username way ahead of you, check your messages
user9 im, sorry, he brought the cats with him, they're watching friends and eating in bed?? your honor they're perfect
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maxverstappen1 forcing her to take a break <3
y/username you know i cant deny your eyes <3 user10 so real for that
hater1 them dating for like one week a year is so annoying
user11 you being single is so annoying user12 omg right? like get a life
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y/username i graduated or something, idk
maxverstappen1 congrats my love!!<<33
y/username mwah <3
lilymhe omg, congrats beautiful!!!
y/username thank you pookie!! alex_albon congrats professor, hope you can teach max some anger management!! y/username i honestly think yall are the problem cause hes a sweet baby angel around me landonorris uh-hu whatever you say... congrats tho!! y/username yall are getting on my nerves...
carmenmmundt congrats love, can't wait for dinner tonight, georgie is already stressing over his suit!!
georgerussell63 its the wrong color, its not gonna match your aesthetic😔 y/username dont worry georgie, its gonna be fine whatever you wear, also thank you bby
lewishamilton congrats little lady!! rosscoe is ready for dinner, bowtie and all
y/username thank youuu, i just know he will be the best behaved guest of them all
redbullracing Congratulations, professor!
y/username thank you!!<3
fernandoalo_official congrtulations little lady!!
y/username thank you old man<<33
sebastianvettel congrats shatzi!!!
y/username dankeschön!!!
user13 mother is mothering!! congrats!!! liked by y/username
user14 ugh i cant wait for the dinner pics
user15 and the drunk pics hihi liked by y/username user15 MOTHER LIKING!!?? liked by y/username
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y/username an amazing night; featuring all of my favourite people and josko who said he couldn't come
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if anybody else wants to be tagged, send me a DM or an ask!
#max verstappen#max verstappen x reader#max verstappen x you#max verstappen fanfic#student!reader#formula 1#formula one#f1 x reader#f1 fanfic#f1#f1 fic
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Your username reminded me of the office sirens. SOOOO, what about...rookie Leon with an office siren? He would be so scared of her, because she's so mysterious and pretty he could die. OMG I'M going to die now 😭😭
HAHA YESS.. HI NONNIE :333 i have office siren glasses irl so im literally an office siren TRUST!!!! but YES, i lowkey got the alias for my love for sirens (the sea creatures) AND cause of the office siren trend..nonnie…YOURE INSIDE MY BRAIN!!!
but YEA! i love office sirens so ofc since i love it so does leon cuz he’s my personal ken doll >_<
he’s so shy.. like rookie leon isn’t like outwardly shy, but in his HEART!! he feels shy, like he sees you and his brain needs to restart?? like he thinks you’re hot with your glasses and WHEN YOU TAKE THEM OFF?!!1!1 he’s stumbling over his words and acting like a TOTAL FOOL. like get a grip kennedy CMON!!! in og4, when hunnigan doesn’t have her glasses on he’s like “yknow you look cute w/o your glasses” like major eyeroll she was so hot with her glasses but im gonna ignore that cuz LEON LIKES GIRLS WITH GLASSES IN MY HEAD!!!! girls with glasses are literally sooo fine like hello
okay so back to rookie leon :33
YES! he is shy, but he does make any excuse to spend time with you during work, like he wants you so bad he just NEEDS!! to be there idk.. he gets really embarrassed if you catch him eyeing you, like i’m sorry but your hair tied back, with those glasses, and the cute blazer and pencil skirt combo you have on?? he quite literally cannot look away, it would be a crime to not appreciate you… even if it gets a bit creepy sometimes (>人<;)
he defooo jerks off to you, like you’re constantly in his mind and that includes when he’s horny!! >_< like, his beating his fist and cumming so quickly at the thought of you.. his fav thought is cumming on your face and staining your pretty glasses. he knows that if he did that to you, you’d be pretty pissed cuz he stained your glasses, but the thought of you scolding him and giving him a slap on his inner thighs cause TURNS HIM ON!!! 😓
since i am a dark content acc im gonna bring up the idea that he could lowkey evolve to having stalker behavior.. SORRY!! obligatory dark! leon kennedy mention!! (ノ_<) since this is dark! leon he would sneakily take pics of you that he uses to jerk off to later.. he’s so gross and desperate, he just wants you so bad.. if he had a genuine and had only one wish, his wish would be to fuck you.. like FREAK! WHAT A FREAK!!!!! (i need him.)
i heart rookie leon soo bad like him getting girls that are severely out of his league is so funny to me LOL THANK YOU NONNIE!! :33 xx
#♡ 、fanmail!#〜 THIRSTS !! ☆#leon s kennedy#leon kennedy#leon kennedy x reader#leon kennedy smut#leon kennedy x y/n#dark!leon kennedy
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hello love:)
i absolutely love your social media au stories! <33 i was wondering if you could please do a lando norris one with the song “bad idea” by olivia
BAD IDEA, RIGHT?
PAIRINGS: lando norris x ex fem!reader
TYPE: social media au
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yourusername: camera crumbs ✨
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user: the prettiest
user: she’s literally glowing!! 😍
user: those two shirts are a MUST
oscarpiastri: my mom says i’m cool too 🤪
↳ yourusername: 😎😎😎
isahernaez: HOT
↳ yourusername: that’s youuu 😘
↳ user: carlando exes >>>
landonorris: orange still looks good on you 😉
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user: missing my favorite wag hours 😔
user: body goals 😩
user: waiting for the *liked by landonorris*
charlottesiine: the prettiest 😍
↳ yourusername: right back at you;) 😘
user: did you love making lando cry? 🤣
↳ user: i was sooo confused by your comment until i saw her shirt on the last post lmao
user: gorgg 😍
user: orange??!? for lando?!?? 👀
↳ user: they broke up, get over it!
user: your smile is the prettiest smile ever, i swear 😍😍😍
user: so pretty wtf 😩
user: missing you in the paddock, queen 😭😭
user: idc what anyone says she’s ✨GLOWING✨
↳ user: she’s always been gorgeous but the post break up is hitting different lately!!!
user: missing my fav girl 😩😩😩
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yourusername: 🍃
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user: there it is, “liked by landonorris”
user: not lando liking this post 😭
↳ user: my man is still down bad, idcc
user: STUNNING 😍
user: my eyes have been blessed, omg 😍
user: i’m not imaging lando liking this right?!?!?
lilymhe: you’re so photogenic, i can’t
lilymhe: hOT 😮💨
↳ yourusername: 😘😘😘
user: soMEONE CHECK ON LaNDO!!
↳ user: ya’ll try to make a big deal out of everything, i swear! can’t exes be friends?!? smh
user: *liked by landonorris* ngl that took me out 💀
↳ user: he’s reappearing after a whole month lmaoo
↳ user: he’s desperate 😭😭😭
user: omg, you’re truly soo stunning!! 😩😩
alexandrasaintmleux: 😍😍😍😍
↳ yourusername: ❤️❤️
user: pretty girl!!
user: lando liked now we’re waiting for a comment 🤣
oscarpiastri: answer my text NOW!!
↳ user: please, this is soo funny 😭
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yourusername: i know i should stop, but i can’t 🤷🏻♀️
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user: stop what, queen?!???
↳ yourusername: posting pics, babe
↳ user: nOOO!! I LIVE FOR yOUr POsTS
user: 😍😍
oscarpiastri: i don’t like that caption 🤔
↳ yourusername: meaning??
↳ oscarpiastri: noo comment …
user: SLAYYYYY 😍😍😍
carlossainz55: that caption is insinuating something, isn’t it?
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user: her outfits are always 😍
user: did anyone else see carlos comment?!??
↳ user: wHAT COMMENT?!?? WHERE?!!?
↳ user: he deleted it 😭😭 but it said, “that caption is insinuating something, isn’t it?”
↳ user: wtf does that even mean?!!??!?
↳ user: lando, maybe?!?? idk 😭😭😭 it might not even mean anything, i’m just delusional lmao
↳ user: if it didn’t mean anything, why delete it tho?!??
user: idk about ya’ll but carlos deleting his comment seems sus??? like what does he know?!??
user: mother is slayin’ 😌
user: i wish i had her style
user: everyone’s freaking out overs carlos deleted comment but what about oscar’s comment?!?? what did he mean by “i don’t like the caption” and the “no comment” comment?!???
↳ user: i’m tELLING YA’lL, thEre’s something they know thaT WE DON’T!! 😩
user: yn and lando are definitely fucking around, i just know it! that’s the whole reason for carlos and oscar’s comment, there’s no other explanation
↳ user: ya’ll are so delusional 😭💀💀 LMAOO
user: she literally responded to a comment saying, “posting pics, babe” when asked about the caption, hello??? ya’ll just love to insinuate things
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landonorris: carlando podium!! 🏆 🏆 thanks @mclaren
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user: mY CARLANDO HEART!! ❤️🧡
oscarpiastri: 👏🏼
mclaren: YESSSSSSSSSIRRRRRRRRRRR
user: THE LAST POST?!! I REPEAT, THE LAST POST?!!? WHO IS THAT?!!? IS IT YN?!!?!
user: don’t let carlando distract you from that last post
carlossainz55: ❤️
user: smoooooooth operatorrrrrr
maxfewtrell: 🤩🤩🤩
user: is that yn?!?? someone please confirm 😭😭😭
↳ user: i don’t think so, they don’t even follow each other
user: you’re telling me my man is seeing someone?!? and it might not be yn?!!?
user: it’s literally carlos in a wig, ya’ll
↳ user: i thought it might’ve been oscar tbh
user: patiently waiting for the *liked by yourusername*
↳ user: im waiting for her to comment
user: CARLANDO?!! AND YNLANDO?!!? SIGN ME TF UP
↳ user: it’s not even yn
user: p1 & p2 baby!!! ❤️🧡❤️🧡❤️🧡 #carlando
user: that ain’t yn, ya’ll! we gotta accept that they broke up and move on, as much as it hurts 😭
↳ user: nah, that’s definitely yn!
user: i don’t think it’s yn tbh
↳ user: then who could it be?!?
team_quadrant: 🍾 SMOOTH
user: lANDO WE NEED ANSWERS!!! WHO IS THAT?!??
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yourusername: bad idea, right? ohh well 🤷🏻♀️
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user: nahhh 💀 this has to be a joke or sum
user: yn, babe, this is definitely a bad idea 😭
user: OMG OMG!! PARENTS ARE BACK TOGETHER!!! 🤩
user: scReaming, wtfnalalslfsma
user: not lando reclaiming my wife 🙄
oscarpiastri: “we won’t catch feelings”
↳ yourusername: oops? hehehe 🫢
user: i kNEW IT!! i CALLEd IT
user: THE WOrLD HAS HEALED!!
maxfewtrell: 😏
landonorris: hey, you 😍😍😍
landonorris: see you tonight? 😘
↳ yourusername: you got it;)
user: nahhh 😭😭😭😭 yn you’re better than this
↳ yourusername: sorry, bestie 🤷🏻♀️ i couldn’t help it
carlossainz55: dios mío
translation: my god
alex_albon: oh my god, no way 😳😳 who would have thought???!??
↳ yourusername: we get it, you know things 🙄
georgerussell63: guess i owe you @maxverstappen1
↳ maxverstappen1: pay up, mate
user: this was so NOT on my 2023 bingo card, wth
user: does that mean my fav wag is back?!?? 🤩🤩
francisca.cgomes: oohhh?? 😏
user: you’re so 😍😍😍😍 and then there’s him 😬😬
user: not my wife getting back with him 😑
user: count your days, l*and*
↳ user: please 😭😭
user: this makes me so happy, idc
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landonorris: good idea, right? (swipe for a surprise) 😌
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user: thE CAPTION, HELLO?!??!?
user: they’re back together, that’s all that matters 😭😭
yourusername: hey, you copied my caption …
yourusername: you’re cute or whatevaa 😉
↳ landonorris: right back at you 😉
user: I CANNOT BELIEVE THIS STILL
user: idk if i should be happy or cry
user: nOt him making her smile 😩 that should be me
user: i would’ve gotten back with her too, i get it, lando
oscarpiastri: okay, this is cute … i guess
↳ landonorris: you guess?
georgerussell63: 😏
user: they really hard launched their relationship just like that
carlossainz55: where’s the surprise?
↳ yourusername: 🙄 this is why i’m taking lando back from u
↳ landonorris: technically, you’ve always had me 😏
maxverstappen1: from friends, to lovers, to exes, to fuck buddies, to lovers again … cute
↳ user: does this confirms these fuckers never stopped seeing each other?!?? 😭😭
↳ user: nOt max exposing them 💀
↳ user: max, you’re telling me that these two have been hooking up even after they broke up?!?? 🤔
↳ maxverstappen1: 👍🏼
user: that last post is cute tho 😩
user: i NEEDED this!
user: ynlando nation rise!! our favs are back together 😌
maxfewtrell: get it 😉
user: i still cannot believe this is real
user: i guess this technically confirms they ended on good terms when they broke up the first time
#lando norris#au instagram#formula 1#f1 instagram au#f1 x reader#f1 x you#f1 fandom#f1 fanfic#f1 imagine#formula 1 fanfic#lando norris x you#lando norris x reader#formula 1 smau#formula 1 social media au#f1 instagram edit#lando norris smau#lando norris au#lando norris x y/n#smau#f1#formula 1 x reader#formula one#formula 1 x y/n#lando norris insta au#f1 social media au#lando norris x oc#lando norris social media au#f1 fic#f1 x y/n#f1 mclaren
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Sitting here in my room looking at sexy pics from you come into my text. How the fuck, after all this time, am I still soo intoxicated by you and craving hot, sweaty sex?
Your sexy brown chocolate skin, looking warm enuf to lick. Imagining my tongue caressing the veins snaking their way across your hard dick.
I widen my legs and slide my hand down my pussy, feeling my clit swell beneath my shorts. Closing my eyes picturing your thick tip replacing my finger that was used as a last resort.
Your warm, silky skin sliding against the hard ridge of my hood. Fuckkkk whenever u touch me, it ALWAYS feels soo damn good.
Sliding down in my seat opening my legs wider, baring my pussy and sliding one finger inside. Remembering the last time your body slid between my thick soft thighs.
Your swollen head spreading my pussy lips and pressing its way in. Knowing this is just the beginning as I absorb your sweat and scent into my skin.
Those sexy ass sinful lips of yours trail a blazing path across my shoulder, to my neck, and finally, up to meet my lips. Just as u press further into me, and my soaking wett pussy grabs hold of your throbbing hard dick.
Fuckkkkkk, omg you feel sooo damn good. Don't you dare disappear from my thoughts, stay, and fuck me as you should!!!
#my addiction 🤎
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true love | luca fantilli
[luvhughes43 masterlist🌷]
request: An insta edit of Luca and reader spending the summer together with all their umich friends?
note: im gonna use this as a little side piece of the fic you are in love
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ynuser starting summer off with my fav people😎💗
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bestie YOURE STUNINNGGG🤤❤️
luca.fantilli summers looking good😎☀️
bestie2 i think you should marry me actually
ynuser okayy🤭🤭
gwen having the time of my life with you💗💗
ynuser my fav roomie🫶 ily
user01 is he .. flirting?
user02 wait who's yn ?
user03 his best friend! i doubt hes flirting lol they're always like this
user04 LUCA OMG
user05 forget luca look at adam..
user06 ohh to be spending the summer with hot hockey players and your friends...
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luca.fantilli summer wrap up🔥
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ynuser u took a pic of me reading? 😭
luca.fantilli its for the aesthetics✨
jacob_truscott20 ok silly goose where's my aesthetic pics
edwards.73 🔥🔥🔥
ynuser a few familiar faces...
user07 SHE KNOWS
user08 knows what ?
user09 the pics are 50% hers lol he def has a crush on her
user10 yn is in these pictures a lot for somebody who's just a friend...
user11 every other picture is her... ohh hes so down bad
user12 THE ICE CREAM PIC???? ohhh i just fell to my knees... they'll 100% start dating by the end of the summer
user13 yn is gorgeous omfg i hope they date fr
user14 nope hes gonna date me!
user15 hes never going to choose you babe!
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umich.girl.blog rumour is that luca fantilli and yn ln are dating! ive gotten a few dms and all i can confirm right now is that they are close and theres definitely someee sort of fling going on.
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user16 okay.... he may have a gf! good for them
user17 i hope they're dating fr like the best friend -> lovers pipeline is crazy
user18 shes y/n in real life
user19 what are your sources? that he posts her a lot? because this is normal for him lmaoo theyre super close
user20 exactly! theyre in love!
user19 well no...
user21 the pic of them?? theyre soo😭😭
user22 drama accs are soo lame... like just enjoy the sport people!😒
a few years later...
luca.fantilli reposts
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ynuser you are in love🎶
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luca.fantilli took a few years but this is our song❤️
ynuser love you🫂💗
adamfantilli took u two long enough...
luca.fantilli frrrrr
gwen FINALLY!!!!!!
gwen been waiting since freshman year🙏
bestie my fav couple
ynuser 🫶🫶
user23 came to her acc because luca hasn't posted in awhile and i was curious and... im crying im so happy theyre finally together!
user24 cutiesss
user25 legit still remember all the theories that the two of u were dating back when we were still in school
ynuser some of them were crazyy😭😭
user26 my lifes been made
user27 ohh i love them so bad i really won!
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#luca fantilli x reader#luca fantilli blurb#luca fantilli imagine#luca fantilli fic#umich blurbs#umich imagine#umich fic
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what are your favourite martian moments? 😺
thank u for asking eve i'm so glad i get to talk about two of my favourite people on god's green earth <3 in no particular order just off the top of my head...
#1: ABU DHABI 2022 i cannot state just how much brain damage this moment did to me. like i vividly remember freaking the fuck out about the martian interview on sky and talking to the besties and barbi @brawn-gp was like omg another moment do u want me to clip. and i was like YEAH YES. PLEASE. I LOVE YOU (i love you <3) and then i saw it and blacked out and when i awoke it was to this. unparalleled brainrot Truly there will never ever be another
#2. MARRIAGE QUOTE do i need to say anything else. when i saw this for the first time i think i nearly had an aneurysm
#3. SINGAPORE 2008 their first real red bull date.......... i think about them sitting on that couples rickshaw every monday giggling with each other generally being blushy messes sharing secretive smiles like they're the only ones in on a joke. also mark pretending to push seb off a building only to catch him STOP my heart is melting
(tumblr is being dumb and won't credit the gifs properly but they're from thnx-mate-blog)
#4. VLAD RYS GEORGIA K MOMENT this is unironically my favourite pic of seb to ever seb. and of course he's looking at mark. no further comments
#4.5 THE OTHER VLAD RYS GEORGIA K MOMENT. this photo is still so mind-boggling like why the fuck are you looking at each other like that. hi. hello?
#5. MONACO 2010 HUG.
#6. MAKE LOVE TO EACH OTHER / ALWAYS REMEMBER YOUR FIRST TIME. it's literally so fucking funny to me that red bull saw everybody's martian brainrot and was like. wouldn't it be so fucked up if we dropped that mark buttered seb's muffin after china 2009. twirls hair. haha wouldn't it be soooo random. if we did that
#7. WHATEVER THE FUCK THIS IMAGE IS. i can't even look at it for too long i start feeling funny in my tummy
#8. SEB'S LONGING STARE. i ccant believe i forgot this one it should be higher up perhaps
#9. AUSTRALIA 2016/2017. their podiums are SSOOOOOOO.
#10. MATCHING PORSCHES. is it hot in here? do you feel feverish? i feel feverish
#11. RIGHT ONE'S HEAVIER. monaco 2021 when mark casually revealed how much he knows seb still after all this time that seb was like ".. yeah!" like he himself was pleasantly surprised that mark still cares and oh god. somebody hold me
#12. NEARLY SKINNY DIPPING AU CANADA. caliss de tabarnak attache ta tuque mark nhabille pas des sous vetements criss de tabarnak de caliss d'esti de sacrament de
(from thnx-mate-blog)
13. VERY GOOD. i just know they had a Conversation after mark retired that was soo insightful and healing that they still reference to this day. they're very good with each other. btw. if u didn't know.
14. LOVER'S TIFFS. i can't. i can't think about them anymore i think i need to be put in a straightjacket and locked up
#15. 2013 PRIZE GIVING. the way they look at each other...... i'd write 5 million words of rpf too
there's literally so many more moments i want to include on here like mark's "i hope when i'm 70 they're not still asking if i love sebastian" or top gear when mark was like "my dad always said you shouldn't hit boys mate" or when seb and mark were at hangar 7 post 2010 and he went for the wettest limpest high five hand hold known to man or when mark massaged seb's shoulder in australia 2009 or their 1-2 podiums in 2009 or in 2020 when mark was like i've moved on from ferrari for u or "seb didnt expect sex in monaco" or china 2010 when they were bitching with each other or when seb was like i don't understand what he's saying half the time or when seb was on mark's shoulders for a red bull stunt or when they played cricket in australia 2012 or when mark was like we're very well-suited to each other both very handsome in that one magazine or when mark addressed their relationship in like 2014 and said we wished each other well in austria as you do or after multi 21 when seb was like i was racing i was faster i passed him i won and mark was like a cheetah never changes its spots we'll be fine or early on when mark was like we'll get hot chocolate together and i'll be going on about smth that happened before seb was born and he'll roll his eyes or when seb was like i learned a lot from mark or when seb said he'd give mark free hotel toiletries for his bday or when they copied each other trying to put stickers on their car or when someone changed seb's wikipedia page to say he's dating mark or when they did their pepe jeans butt ad or turkey 2011 when they all but caressed each other in 4k or the brazil 2011 cheek cradle or their websites i haven't even talked about their websites yet [I AM FORCIBLY DRAGGED AWAY]
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This is a screenshot I took while watching the cherubs fight and OMG THEY ARE SOO HOT
put me between them in a succubus sandwich please
and when I saw the trans surgery scars I SCREAMED, I wish I had a better quality pic of these two I love them sm
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˖⁺。˚⋆˙everyone knows | CS55˖⁺。˚⋆˙
pairing: carlos sainz x ferrari admin!reader y/n (she/her)
genre: social media au, established relationship
warnings: none just fluff as usual!
summary: in which your boyfriend moves teams but that doesn't stop you from simping in the comments
a/n: i jus put carlos in red bull!!! & used random pics from old era tbh so kind of disregard tht lolz
request!!!: after Carlos moves to a new team , reader who still works for Ferrari now simps over Carlos in the comments in Carlos' new team post's (like.. the one on the left is a hottie) with Ferraris account too lol
fc: various brunette girls from pinterest
prequel
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user4 dont remind me
user5 our fav couple forced to work apart how could they do this 💔💔💔
liked by yourusername
user6 WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
carlossainz55 had the best season with you ❤️
yourusername love you
carlossainz55 i love you forever
user7 some of u acting like they breaking up LOL
user8 tbh im excited to see carlos at red bull next season 🤷♀️
user9 me too!!!
user10 forza ferrari 💔💔
scuderiaferrari 📍 bahrain
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scuderiaferrari finally here for the start of the 2025 season how are we all feeling? 👀
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user11 lewis in red 🫨
user12 still not used to seeing carlos NOT in ferrari red
user13 we miss him.....
user14 everyone shutup and appreciate lewis lol
user15 how are WE feeling??! how are YOU feeling girl!!!
user16 ferrari admin found crying
carlossainz55 📍 bahrain
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carlossainz55 life in navy blue
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user17 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹
user18 so proud of u carlos
user19 i luv him and y/n sm
scuderiaferrari woof woof woof
carlossainz55 hi ferrari.
scuderiaferrari heyyy hahahhh soo.....u single?
carlossainz55 😀 urm.
user20 she is so weird im obsessed with it
maxverstappen1 glad to have you back 🙂
carlossainz55 glad to be back!!
redbullracing 💙💙
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user21 love seeing them back racing together
user22 💙💙💙💙💙💙
user23 waiting for a y/n comment tbh
user24 my fav duo
maxverstappen1 💙
kellypiquet 💙
scuderiaferrari omg who is that in the second pic???? sooo hot is he single??
user25 😂😂😂😂😂
redbullracing our new rookie driver🥹
scuderiaferrari no way...he looks familiar though?
carlossainz55 it's me, hi
charles_leclerc ferrari admin please refrain from simping for other team's drivers
scuderiaferrari ferrari admin plz stop simping😂😂😂 shut up nerd
user26 omg i just screamed my head off hahaha
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user30 is that her & carlos omg 😭
user31 realest girl ever
user32 my fav simpee
user33 does she ever go in the rb garage for carlos or wear their merch 🤔
kellypiquet 💙💙
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user34 they're friends?
user35 she's so normal on this account
user36 she lets her feral side out on ferrari account 😭
carlossainz55 gorgeous girl
yourusername no u
carlossainz55 true i am a gorgeous girl
redbullracing 📍 australia
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redbullracing another great weekend!
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user37 my fav team
user38 oh hi charles in the back
user39 y/n using charles as an excuse to comment when?
user40 legendaryyy
scuderiaferrari so proud of our boy!!! 🫶
redbullracing we're looking after him dont worry
scuderiaferrari 🥹🥹🥹
user41 omg this is surprisingly wholesome
user42 i love ferrari admin she just wants carlos to be happy wherever he is
user43 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹
carlossainz55 posted a story
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user44 AWWWWW STOP IT
user45 omg i just screamed
user46 i LOVE her
charles_leclerc she's a real one
pierregasly everyone's fav red bull fan in red clothing
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bakugou taking you shopping and spoiling you 😫
you sent this months ago, m sorry for getting to you so late but life happens so i hope you understand
pairing: rich bf! bakugou x fm!reader
word count: 628
he will he will !!
doesn't see the point of having so much money if he can't even let his partner have fun with it.
yk those tiktoks of guys taking pics of whatever their partner touches on the shelves while shopping?? yeah he's that bf EXCEPT he put them in the cart immediately instead of taking a pic 😩 you might have to physically put them away yourself if you don't actually want it cause he thinks you're just saying no to save his money and shit. will pout and glare at you the whole time you're emptying the cart from things you actually don't need.
"why the fuck did you take out 14 items from the cart" he huffs while pouting
"'cause i don't need 7 kinds of mascara and 7 different kinds of eyeliner!"
also asks you to make a pinterest board of the style you love recently to help you pick out clothes while shopping. if he will be overseas for some mission and he sees some accessory or some certain type of fabric or dress that you had saved in your board he will buy it on spot. at times you may forget what you had saved in that board but he will 100% remember it just to have a chance to come across something you love and spoil you.
"didn't you save this top on your board"
"huh?? i did?? omg babe you remember!"
"course i fuckin' do baby, gonna tell you if i see something else from there again" HEART EYES FRFR
clings to your waist when you're looking through clothes and whispers what he thinks in your ear.
"hmm think this will go well with the skirt i got earlier, right?"
"yeah, it's so hot baby, you will look so good, always do my pretty baby"
he will catch you holding two things and contemplating which one to get cause you love both of them and he will just come over, grab both of them and put it in your cart. it always leaves you speechless.
never lets you contemplate, if you like two of them you get two of them.
if you like six of them then you get six of them.
"which one do you think look better suki?"
"s' hard to decide for you baby, everything looks good on ya" grabs both of the dresses you'd just tried on that you were holding in your hands and puts them in the cart and looks SOO proud while he walks away with it and you just stand there like 🧍🏻♀️😦
looks for chances to take you shopping, he's just so desperate to show you his love in every way. it's the weekend? how about going to the various brand stores and look what's new and perhaps let your big rich bf get it for you? holiday? shopping. festival? shopping. made plans to go out with friends? how about getting a new outfit for that day!
he will also hide the price tags with his hands if you keep looking at them. let's say you love this dress but by the fabric of the dress alone you can tell it costs enough to not have a second thought before dropping it.
"looks so pretty baby, let's get it"
"-but it looks a little too.."
he sighs as he takes the dress from your hands and you both look at the price tag, your eyes almost pop out of their sockets at the big bold $80,000
"i thought you said its expensive" he scoffs as he walks ahead with the dress in his hands and an arm circling around your waist and you're just left looking up at him with your jaw kissing the core of the earth.
rich bf things 😮💨
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Some replies! We’ll skip a day tomorrow by the way, but I hope to write a longer reply soon...
Anonymous asked:
Fortunately, I also love cursed things, the more cursed the better! Glad you agree! 😊😊
Of course, I absolutely agree! This is what makes it fun~
Anonymous asked:
Idk if I asked thus already but in ur opinion, how do the tops dominate their partner? Do they top by riding their partner or by penetration?
In our case by calling a character a top we imply that this character does the penetration :) But also while the majority of our tops are dominant, it’s not completely impossible for someone to be somewhat more submissive with the bottom of the pair riding their partner.
Anonymous asked:
Saw the bunny pic! Ortho looks so excited to have three subs all to himself!
Hehe yes!! Ortho is one lucky bun!
Anonymous asked:
So, we got all tops in the Pop Music Club, the one club that just sits around doing nothing all day. So who's the favorite "lucky guest" that gets brought in to help "cure" these boys "boredom"? ;) ;) ;)
Well, two of the three members of the Pop Music Club did attack Idia with their extrovert attention in that one vignette, and I have an obvious bias, so my answer is pretty predictable lol But realistically, I don’t think they would be able to bring Idia to their club room more than once.
Silver could be good, he is not only Lilia’s precious son kohai, but also Kalim’s classmate! And he’ll definitely try his best to do whatever he’s asked to do.
I guess the Pop Music Club just sits and discusses this exact topic for the majority of time... “- What about Jamil? - No, Kalim, we can’t ask Jamil every single time...”, that type of thing...
Anonymous asked:
*kicks down the door* Have you heard?!?! Japanese server has both of the twins in their merform!!! As fucken cards!!!!! Like holy shit?!?! Am I dreaming?!?! And OMG! the poses!!!! Like hot damn!!!! I need to scream!
They are so good, Anon!!
I was so sure we would get their merform cards eventually, but finally seeing it feels so weird in a good way. I wonder what their groovies are going to be like...
Anonymous asked:
So we are getting merman Jade and Floyd in August... I've been blessed for it being my birthday month ( shout out to all my August bday people out there)
ANYWAYS
Soo do you think those two will have merman sex in their eel form? Wouldn't it be like having sex with a merman except this one can tear you in two if they could?
I am sure Riddle will have a blast when it's Floyd ^^ and Idia too with either twin^^
I mean,,,,,, I know I would if it's with Jade ~^^
Aw, happy birthday month, Anon!
Using the Tweels’ eel form in all kinds of nasty scenarios is always fun, we actually have a couple of posts about it >:3c There are probably some more but I can’t find them right now...
The one about Floyd in heat (FloRid)
The one about Jade in heat
The one about the eel peen
But to answer your question: yes, they will! And yes, they could tear a person in two lol
Poor/lucky Riddle and/or Idia~
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FIC IDEA (smut)
Glassy, classy b^tch
Pairing : jessi x fem!ceo!reader
Personal note : shes so hot in these glasses
Storyline : Before going to work you left Jessi hanging horny at home (hehe)..and ‘karmas a bitch’ you accidentally forgot your glasses at home! So Jessi is a bitch too and she sends you sexy pics with your glasses on to turn you on at work.. guess it worked.. anyways you just fucked her really REALLY really hard when you came home lol!
Adds : tbh I have nothing on my mind soo
shes so hot omg id fuck her
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It's hard for me to say which fic is my favorite, I followed your account for "unholy matrimony" it's still my favorite series ngl.
Later I Discovered your LE series and my reaction was "EW GOJO🤢" (i don't think I look like it but i was not a gojo fan not my fault) but after reading your LE fics I was like "EW GOJO😝🤭"
If I've to pick a pic it'd be that 'first time w meg' from unholy matrimony (it made me feel things) and that fic from LE where gojo proposed to reader thrice and wedding anniversary fic it was soo fluffy and not to mention hot smut🥵
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pinata nonnieee??? youu?? are a reader of unholy matrimony??? omg i wouldn’t have expected it at all!! 🥹 and HAHAHA so later i converted you into a gojo rider? :D omg i’m kind of happy i managed to!!😋😋
and ooh i remember it—i love that scene in unholy matrimony too bc it’s more or less one of the first times of me writing smut :’) and i really wanted to capture how it’s both sena and megumi’s first time there, but back then i was a bit spooked by those hate anons coming at writers for writing aged up characters so i blurred some scenes here and posted the more explicit version of it on ao3 instead🥲 but now i can’t care less tho, come at me all they want and i’ll just block them 🙂↕️
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