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hidefdoritos · 2 months ago

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so I got the cute manager's phone number today for normal work reasons. and he immediately informed me that it was 11:11 and I should make a wish. and we exchanged photos of our dogs and bantered about military time and being functionally nocturnal. finally I said I still feel awful and am calling it a night. so his final text was "Good night my friend," to which I replied, "Night buddy," and nothing has had me kicking my heels and twirling my invisible landline phone cord quite like this since the time I got asked out to spring banquet.

#internet wasn't lying that autistic can rizz #and I KNOW it's stupid because we don't agree religiously which is super important to me #and also I don't date my coworkers #and also there's a power hierarchy imbalance at work so it would be super unethical #I know this isn't actually a realistic thing #but we work so well together #and I think he would let me pin him down #I'm gonna kermit the kill myself #that one stupid beautiful unreleased Hozier song called 'I could be yours' has the best little set of lyrics #'I know what could've been / but nothing comes from it. / That'd be a helpful thought / if I could remember it. / But I could be yours /#I could be yours I could be yours.'#j*** if you're out there I'M SO SORRY #please leave me alone and let me process this foolishness in peace

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