#that man would get a vasectomy at the earliest chance he could

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i get 1d10 psychic damage whenever people put astarion in the straightest heteronormative marriages with kids and everything. like that man would be a reluctant father at best. he has barely had time to figure out who he is outside the context of Cazador and lost his entire youth to abuse. he shouldn't be tied down with kids when he should experiencing everything he missed out on without the responsibility of caring for something else. at least give him a few decades to fuck around.