#that little lollipop 🤣
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a-non-event · 10 days ago
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Stop! He looks like he's having so much fun lol
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shapard · 8 months ago
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Yeah I just got a idea for a scenario, if you don't want to that ok. date night with lucifer playing untitled goose game, I know it's not ducks but would still be funny 🤣
Playing the Untitled Goose Game with Lucifer🪿
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Fluff, Lucifer being a boomer
Lucifer x Reader
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Lucifer was working on one of his dozen duck’s creations. 
He was too deep into his work that he didn’t sense you coming from behind.
You called out his name and he was startled at your sudden presence that he jumped up from his seat. 
The duck flew out of his hand flying into one of many piles of little ducklings. 
Dumbfounded he looked at his hands, “… My.. DUCK!”
You watched guilty as Lucifer threw himself right after it, searching for it. 
After a while he came back up, “She’s gone…” He pouted, “Well, just going to make another one.” He stood back up fixing his hair and his tuxedo. 
“Luci?” You called out for him, he completely forgot that you were standing there.
“Oh- OH! Hello Sweetie!” In a blink of an eye, he had you in a death grip, hugging you closely against his body. 
He stepped back and gave you a wide smile. “Next time please knock, you scared the shit out of me.” He laughed nervously and looked up to you with his loving eyes. 
His eyes travelled on your hands which were hiding something behind your back. “What do you have there.” He pointed at your hidden hands. 
Remembering why you were here in the first place, you smirked and pulled out a game named “Untitled Goose Game”.
Lucifer looked at you confused. 
“A game?” You nod furiously. “Can you please play it while I watch? Like a little date?”
After a while of being in a relationship with him you found out that he hates TV, and everything that came with it. 
He had an old Tv and it barely worked. For you he made an exception and bought one of those newer Flat Tv (The newest). 
When you found that game you just knew you must play it with him.
It was a game about a Goose?!
Who doesn't like Geese?
Lucifer sighed, “You know I don’t like any Tv related things. Maybe something else, for tonight?” He asked nervously, fidgeting with his tuxedo.
After minutes of Arguments, you both were sitting in couple duck pajamas on the Couch.
You two were cuddled up together and he had you in his Arms.
He didn't look impressed at all.
He agreed to play that game with you if you wear couple pajamas, he bought few weeks ago.
And you gladly accept.
You explained to him the main controls of the controller and he started to curse:
“Why is this so complicated?”
“Why doesn't it work?!”.
“You’re being so dramatic.” You said and Lucifer glared at you. “Here you can move the goose.” You moved the link stick to show him. 
You danced in Victory when you saw him playing after minutes of rage.
Finally he pressed the right buttons.
With sparkling eyes, he walked around as a goose in the game he was already obsessed.
He moved the goose easily around the game and he honked at almost everything in the game. 
It was so adorable.
He loved this game. 
Even though he rages every time someone shoos him away.
Once he even tried to throw the controller at the human in the Tv. you managed to stop him just in time. 
He was very pissed at the humans in the game screaming every second: “Let me through!”
"How dare they not let me pass?! I'm the king of Hell!" You stroked his back, calming him down. "It's just a game."
It was a simple, stupid game but he loves everything about it.
And he’s secretly thankful you bought him this game.
He squealed like a child who got a Lollipop when he discovered he could swim in the little lake. 
Even when you fell asleep and woke up in the morning after you saw Lucifer still playing the game. Fighting with the urge to go to sleep. 
Maybe you changed his mind about Video games and Tv with this little date night.
He finally did something else than working on his hyper fixation about ducks.
But now he started to also make rubber Gooses.
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A/n: I hope this meet your expectations! I completely forgot about this game's existence💀.
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@i-have-no-life-charlie @sirenetheblogger
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koiiiji · 9 months ago
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finishing ur requests? uum no. another idea nobody asked about? yes pls💯💯
wooin x sis!reader (platonic)
author’s note : after last chapter i had this headcanon in my head. i suspect that wooin grew up in toxic household where his parents make him study, locking him up in his room, but boy probably was dreaming about just be free, and once left home. i also suspect his family probably has the same wealth as minu, but his parents way more toxic and controlling. but when he left home he left his part there, the part of his soul.
honesty 1000% in love how some ppl just ignored my closed inbox and keep sent requests🤣🤍🫵🏻 seriously guys, the best!! i will answer all requests, almost all is in process(i mean at least 20-40% already done) but now enjoying my time at home😌💌🔒
warnings : no(?) lil fluff, lil angst, nothing hardcore, prob grammar mistakes(not proofed as all my writings)
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༘⋆ wooin is older sibling 100%
༘⋆ when his parents told him he will have a sister, when he was 3 or 4 he was jealous, and whole 9 months he waited for someone who will ruin his life
༘⋆ but instead, when your father brought you and your mum to home from hospital, wooin was confused
༘⋆ he only saw a small girl, no one who could harm him in any way
༘⋆ your first ever smile was for him, or because of him by the way!! and he blushed so so much when your small hand clung to his index finger
༘⋆ so he built a soft spot for you in his heart in two years, because first years you’ve been crying, screaming and sobbing mess, well like all toddlers, while wooin was saying that he was too old to babysit you (bro was like 5-6 years old and crying himself to sleep bc didn’t understand how 10*10 equals 100 and 11*11 didn’t equal 111)
༘⋆ btw you were always silent when he was babysitting you. he chuckled each time when you looked at him with wide open eyes
༘⋆ through his childhood your parents were extremely strict with him, so he partly grateful to you for the fact that you took some attention on yourself and gave him the opportunity to be free from his studies and lectures from your parents for a while
༘⋆ but each year atmosphere in your home becomes more toxic, and when you grow up a little you could remember how wooin was locked in his room to study better, because he didn’t have acceptable marks
༘⋆ but you would always sneak in his room late at night, with your saved from the morning sweets and share some with him
༘⋆ you both favorite was lollipops with lemon favors tho!!
༘⋆ when you were about 13 years old, wooin left the house, he was 17
༘⋆ no need to say that your parents were furious. especially your father. in korea it’s common that son is inherits family business or work, so it’s always been a big scandal over his marks, behavior and look
༘⋆ so when he left, for you it meant that all the attention and rigor of your parents were transferred to you
༘⋆ atter the first couple of months of your brother's absence, he found the strength to meet with you
༘⋆ wooin knew perfectly that parents rage will reflect on you, and honestly he were scared - that you will hate him
༘⋆ when he met you near your school, he froze for few seconds and then hugged you so tight that you thought he was about to break your ribs (you returned him that favor)
༘⋆ you two always were close, wooin was your freshness in a house full of stuffy, stagnant air, while you was his little sunshine of hope and happiness in his dark, locked room
༘⋆ you didn’t have a lot of time after your school, so you just hugged tightly and exchanged phone numbers, so you could stay in touch
༘⋆ few days after you find the way to sneak out of the house to meet with your brother you spend few hours on a bench talking and listening to each other
༘⋆ - how are the relatives? on a scale of one to fucked up, how angry were they?
- fucked up in a cube, you know our dad, he wasn't just furious, from the screams from their room, i think he literally lost his temper
༘⋆ wooin just chuckled sadly and rubbed his neck with the palm of his hand
༘⋆ as the years passed, your nightly meetings continued. sometimes he would catch you after school or another after-school club where your parents had put you
༘⋆ wooin offered you to run away to him several times. by your senior year in school, he was self-supporting, and he even had some white-haired giant working for him, constantly pining after him
༘⋆ somehow you refused, deciding to finish school first and then he promised to help you with either work or university, depends on what you will choose
༘⋆ yes, guys from sabbath know you
༘⋆ yes, heyok once caught you two hugging
*wooin pressed his lips on top of your head, tightly shutting his eyes, frowning a little, he didn’t know when he will see you again, because he knew, in exam session parents won’t let you have a free second*
༘⋆ in first place heyok though you two dating, but then joker explained him how things actually going(my headcanon that they gossip girls, frfr)
༘⋆ since you hanged out with wooin you caught your brother’s manners of jokes
༘⋆ “hey, big bro, does that new red haired guy in your team have a girlfri..”
“don’t you even dare to finish this sentence” he exclaimed indignantly. no way his precious little sis will deal with that motherfucker.
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lunamania2024 · 5 months ago
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wind Breakers search History! Pt.1
Characters: Sakura Haruka, Umemiya Hajime, Ren Kaji
WARNING ⚠: CURSING
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Sakura Haruka:
-How to act cool towards your classmates?
-What to do when a girl asked your number?
-How to stop someone from talking?
(System answered: Punch them)
-How to flirt?
-How to get to the top?
(System Answered: Get a ladder)
-How to cook omelette rice?
-How to put out a fire without water?
(System Answered: What DID YOU DO? DID YOU EVEN READ THE MANUAL?!)
-How to knock my enemy in one punch?
-What is mountain chicken?(He throws his phone after he found out😀)
Hajime Umemiya
-What song can make the vegetables grow faster?
-Can chicken poop be a fertiliser?
-How to make green house?
-Can plants talk?
(System Answered: Ask them )
Ren Kaji:
-How to shut the people who's annoying?
(System Answered: punch them)
-Recommend app for listening music
-How to not get diabetes? With eating Lollipop?
(System Answered: Seriously dude?)
-How to be tall
(System Answered: Drink milk and sleep little cute shrimp)
-How to fix my headphones?
-How to not get annoyed?
(System Answered: be a robot)
-How to give advised to my junior?
-How to use dryer?
-Manual for headphones
The system is tired of his life😩🤣
(Part 2 is release!)
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ff7-has-taken-me-over · 2 years ago
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I saw fanart and now I’m doing a thought/prompt dump. Most of these are SoapGhost
1) Soap is a fuckin atrocious eater 😂 like man’s gets food all over his mouth (and on one occasion his hair cause he didn’t realise he had food on his hands) and Ghost finds it both wildly endearing and so so fuckin annoying. He still cleans him up anyway though
2) Soaps a brat. No question, without a doubt, he’s a brat. And Ghost lives for it. He loves pushing Soap to be as bratty as he can be just so he can turn around and teach him a lesson. Soap knows Ghost does this and sometimes he’ll up it just a touch more cause he also loves the game they play
3) Ghost finally figuring out Soap’s been proper flirting with him (and not just as a game) and freaking tf out and Soaps just there like ‘thank you for noticing my heartfelt feelings for you after so long’
4) 2022 Ghost and Soap meeting 2009 Ghost and Soap would be so funny and so chaotic and just- yes. But also, throw 2009 & 2022 Price in the mix to add on the angst of knowing the other two died and shit
5) Soap going around kissing everyone but then when he gets to Ghost and tries to give him a short kiss on the cheek the others dragging him away to thoroughly ruin him
6) Ghost using Johnny’s ass to stabilise his sniper instead of his shoulder or whatever cause ‘Johnny your muscles are getting in the way, turn around’ 🤣
7) Someone else said this once but Johnny stealing one of Ghost’s skull masks and painting it red and then claiming he’s always had it and doesn’t know why his Lt is accusing him of crime
8) Soap using Ghost as a recharge for his social battery. One small kiss or hug from the man and he’s ready to light up a room again
9) Soap’s got a hardcore oral fixation and it’s hard to find him without something in his mouth. Most times he’s got lollipops in his mouth (cause he really doesn’t wanna go through the mess of accidentally breaking a pen with his teeth again) and Ghost is so weak for it
10) Soap using Ghost’s shirts to sleep in cause they’re comfy and bigger than him (Soap loves feeling small sometimes cause he’s a big dude)
11) Alejandro locking Soap in a closet somewhere on base (cause the man wouldn’t shut the fuck up) and then having to deal with the consequences of an angry (scared) Ghost that goes on an absolute warpath thinking Soap’s been kidnapped
12) Soap being an amazing cook but none of the 141 knowing cause they pissed him off and he cooked them borderline poisonous food as revenge. They won’t let him near the kitchen now
13) This wasn’t a fanart I saw but my brain took it to these two idiots anyway. But Ghost squeezing the absolute shit out of Soap’s ass and Soap just letting him cause he’s low key proud his ass made his Lt. Act out of sorts 😂
14) Soap putting on a harsher accent when he’s shy cause he hopes to god that whoever he’s talking to will give up on trying to understand him and leaves it alone
15) Alejandro learnt one bit of Gaelic so he could swear at Soap and Soap lost his fuckin mind at him in Gaelic and Spanish. Nobody’s ever tried doing it again
16) Soap’s so fuckin pale under all that gear that if you shine a light on it directly you will be blinded
17) Ghost catfishing Soap on tinder but Soap knowing about it cause his Lt. is an idiot that’s never put a password on his phone, he’s still rolling with it cause he wants to see how far he can get
18) Ghost marks Soap up to hell and back before he goes out for drinks so people know he’s taken even if Ghost isn’t there to tell them himself
19) Soap makes random noises with literally every little thing he does (it gets worse when he’s bored) and Ghost doesn’t understand it but he finds it funny and will sometimes join in (though denies it if he’s caught)
20) Last one, Soap’s got an entire journal filled with pictures from the end of each mission and they all have little messages or the names of anyone they might’ve lost. It stays on base and hidden cause it holds a lot of value to him
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silent-calling · 5 months ago
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How the only fans subs ya bald simp?
You left out many details in your reblogs i would be happy to correct bc unlike your friend the incel groomer pedo mac and gaslighter lying ugly twat jess and delusional deluded rilee i have screenshots of their stalking harassing and butthurt.
You know you like to think that you're smart but the fact that you can't see what they're doing and what they're gaining out of all this just shows how small brain and predictable you are all because you're thinking with your little pee pee 🤣
Fuck you choke on rusty barbed wire and drown in the blood ya moid. For a group that swears of their mature and a bunch of adults you really can't shut the fuck up and admit you're all just as guilty but you're just internet warriors trying to hold onto your lil friend group but ppl like kit and bri pay the price.
Must be nice never being honest or truthful to anyone but you all know what happens when you all do.
Hell even Tyler cant stand you dumb fucks any more 🤣
Cry harder, bitch boy. You're about as useful as a shit flavored lollipop, which might be why nobody wants to date your hammer fucking ass. Your material is almost as dry as your scalp, and the only thing bigger than this message is the football field for real estate between you and your bestie's foreheads. It's a godsend you're not greasy too, or the Saudis would be suing you for rights to the oil and the U.S. would be trying to liberate it.
For someone that wants it all to end, you sure to ban evade a lot. I haven't said one word, had one thought about your half-witted ass in months, but you just can't help yourself with the cyberstalking, can you? The addiction is almost as strong as your addiction to pot.
Fuck off, you fungal infection of a human shit pile.
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destinyc1020 · 9 months ago
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Yeah in the morning Austin looked like he was wearing a bigger man's trousers and then in the evening he looks like a little Dutch boy. Just needs an oversized lollipop to complete the ensemble. Sometimes it's better to go for a simpler classic look
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😂😅🤣
Giiiiirlllll you had me literally laughing out loud with that "little Dutch boy" and lollipop 🍭 comment rofl 🤣
Whew lol....
I usually like most of Austin's looks (especially during the "Elvis" press tour), but he needs to tell his stylist to get him some fitted suits.... or, at least ones that don't look like he played in his daddy's closet rofl 🤣 😂
I prefer the baggy look from earlier today in Paris over the red carpet button up look. That look confuses me so much.
Part of me is like, "where's his tie?", and the other part of me is like, "should I call him Father?" Rofl 🤣 😂
Either way, I wanna get him OUT of black so bad lol.... but hey, we all have our comfort zones lol 🤷🏾‍♀️
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mjsthrillernp · 1 year ago
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My Loki Funko got delivered today and my little one was begging me to open it. So of course, I gave in! 🤣
After I got him out I told her, “Say Hello to your little brother.” My boyfriend in the recliner shaking his head and laughing at my craziness. 🤭 She instantly patted his helmet and said, “Have some candy.” She had offered him her lollipop and I was like - Aww, so cute! 🥰 -
Just had to share my cute moment with you all! 😍
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zanyana626 · 1 year ago
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Alright, so here's my thoughts on the new Helluva Boss episode! 😈🤠❄️
Everything’s tagged as #hb spoilers for those who haven't seen it yet!
Stolas & Stella confronting each other be like:
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Ice King Andrealphus being the third fucking wheel, questioning why he even showed up, but staying for the literal tea
Stolas & Stella obviously hated each other from the get go, so yeah, he didn't betray no one (except maybe his daughter's trust)
COWBOY DADDY STRIKER STRIKES BACK!!! Still sad that Norman Reedus didn't return to voice him, but I kinda already had a feeling that he wouldn't return cuz 1) We didn't get to hear Striker in the S2 Trailer & I think it was confirmed that most of the cast had finished recording their lines for this season over a year ago and 2) It's understandable bc he's a busy man in the acting industry!
And besides, Ed's an awesome VA (especially with all the characters he's voiced so far in the Hellaverse), so I didn't really mind the recast!
"Um... sexy?" Yep, Stolas & the I.M.P crew know what's up! 😉
Wonder what other kinds of Blessed items/weapons exist! I want more lore content!!!
Not bad for an M&M themed episode!
Mixed thoughts on the Blitzø & Loona B-plot of the episode! The Sloth Ring making these two wait 5 years for a rabies shot appointment & the dumbass staff not getting "Bingo & Tuna's" names right was funny tho!
Also, fuck off Fish Karen! It's Hell, no one gives a shit and yet, you're fine with your illegitimate son insulting Blitzø to his face!
"How does one get their own theme song?" Striker unwillingly getting his own theme song was gold! It gave me "Gaston's Song" vibes and I love it!!! 👏🏼
Moxxie finally fighting his own battles (even if it's for something as simple as a hat), good for him!
So there are tinier Imps in Hell, now? Again, lore content pls!!!!
Striker's little bat-cave: "I'm just impressed you seem to want to suck your own dick so badly", 'nuff said! 🤣
The parallels of Stolas "messing around" with Striker while being held hostage, to the time Blitzø & Moxxie fucked with the government agents in "Truth Seekers" was good too! 👌🏼
Hope we get to see a Striker backstory cuz he reeeeally has some sort of grudge towards the Goetia family or any of the higher ranked demons! Wonder if Paimon had anything to do with that?
"Prepare for trouble & make it double!" Stella & Andrealphus's dynamic was funny, but slightly creepy (mostly on Andre's side towards his sister)
LEAVE MAH CHILD VIA OUTTA THIS!!!! Like she hasn't had enough shit to deal with already!
M&M HUNGRY FOR A LI'L PAYBACK!!!!
They said, no Country music for a battle theme, only Pop music!
The fight scene mixed with Loona fighting back at her shot appointment was funny!
Angel Dust vs. Sir Pentious callback?? Moxxie's definitely been taking notes from the spider boi!
We still haven't seen the last of Cowboy Daddy Striker!
Poor Loony, getting a "cone of shame". At least she got a lollipop for being a "good patient"? 🤷🏻‍♀️
HOW TF DID THE MEDIA FIND OUT ABOUT STOLAS GETTING ATTACKED & NEARLY KILLED???
"...He can get hurt?" Yes, Blitzø! He may be a royal demon w/phenomenal cosmic powers, but he's just as fragile and hurting on the inside, just like me & you bud (and holy weapons don't help with that fact either)!
Had to pause to look at the Stolitz texts: so they have brought up the Ozzie's incident, but apparently haven't ACTUALLY talked about it face-to-face! At least Stolas is trying to work something out & give Blitzø some space!
BLITZØ, YOU BETTER GO VISIT YOUR MAN IN THE HOSPITAL, OR SO HELP ME…!!!!!
One thing that bugged me the most is Loona not getting any lines in this episode, yet Erica still got credited?
The last episode was understandable bc Loona appeared for a few seconds in the beggining & end. But they could've at least given Loona a few lines this time around, especially given the fact that she was freaking out & didn't wanna get the shot!
Overall not exactly the best episode, but it was still alright (I just mostly missed my cowboy daddy, ok?) Hopefully, the next episode does better!!!
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rejectclone · 1 year ago
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Alright, here’s the last batch of Little Lads for this year! 😆 This set is all themed to confectionery AKA the typical stuff you’ll see at a candy store! 🍬 I can’t have a year pass by, where I don’t make a set themed to some sort of food 🤣
🫘 - Jar of jelly beans
🍫- Tootsie Roll
🌷- Petit four
🍭- Heart lollipop
🐻- 5 pound gummy bear
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bitchy-peachy · 9 months ago
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A little bit of my room at the physical therapy oncology room I was given. I won't take more pics yet cos I don't have permission and don't wanna overstep (but if the doc says its okay Im giving a tour for those interested in seeing a physical therapy hospital for cancer patients.)
All of the therapists are oncologists too which also impressed me. Like i talked to the head doctor that convinced me to come here and they're both physical therapists and oncologists that started the special physical therapy spa for people that have been paralyzed etc from bone cancers/tumors. Im exactly where I should be.)
So far my room is HUGE that I can easily use a wheelchair and walker without knocking into anything.
Bathroom is also huge so its a lot easier for me to do everything. I'm by myself and there's like 7 other patients so I took the risk and put stuff in the bathroom to have my hygiene products more accessible (although I don't mind sharing my stuff as long as I'm asked first tbh. If I get a roomie or anything. I helped my last roomie out so it was all good)
The only downside... is the food 😭. I think it's my diet though. I have pre diabetes cos when I was on steroids I was craving very sweet things so I was eating butterfingers, chocolate covered raisens AND nuts, bonbons, lollipops, tons of cookies well... I messed myself up that I gave myself pre-diabetes (be careful, you guys. I can't believe it was THAT easy to give myself pre-diabetes. Watch your health so you won't end with a shitty diet like me 😭)
I know they're trying to stabilize my blood sugar so I won't get full on diabetes (cos it can be stabilized. My aunt and grandpa were stabilized and are back to normal again)
But a flavorless, high fiber diet is really ugh. I'll have to suffer through it cos they know what's best and they're basing my diet on my blood work (they check EVERYTHING here. Glad I went to this hospital rather than the local one in my town. The hospital in my hometown is nowhere near this attentive to every detail and plus the social worker in my town hospital sympathized with and sneakily told me to come this hospital cos of its success rate. Heck a number of the staff are survivors themselves so I know there's a high success rate (and they call regularly to check on you so they keep track of you even if you're not hospitalized)
Anyways I waxed poetic enough. I will force myself to eat the bland food cos these people literally have helped me stand up and walk again and have shrunken most of my tumors and I'm so grateful for that although I really hated the steroids, some hold ups, i was ornery. I hate being that way but now after 2 weeks of being off the steroids and stabilizing I feel like such an epic bitch cos I was complaining for stuff that couldn't be helped.
I tend to be a looooooot more patient and laid back than that moody bitch I was displaying.
I worked for years in childcare. I got paid a lot for it too and while I was college I even had a waiting list cos some of the problematic kids only got along with me (I was good dealing with unruly hyperactive ones. Some kids i couldn't handle however, *cough* my younger brother *cough* cos i wasnt an absolute miracle worker but you get the point. By the times their parents picked them up the kids would be well fed and tired cos I wouldn't let up on entertaining them in physical activities like sports etc. Best thing for these kids is exhausting them with activities they like 🤣.
I know I rambled but what I'm saying is that these kids were children others didn't want to take on cos it would take A LOT of patience to deal with their attitudes and high energy levels and I was able to handle them and not get mad (probably cos I used to be an "unruly kid" myself and I know we can change and know what we needed to simmer down)
Those steroids... I know that I bitch a lot about them... I wasnt me AT ALL with those demonic pills. This IMPATIENCE, lack of comprehension skills, like my brain and temperament switched. I mean I'm sassy by nature (to other adults) but this went BEYOND that.
So if you're taking these types of meds... and you see those changes, don't worry cos that's not you and you know it. Once you're outta it you'll realize that. I'm actually terrified now that my mind has cleared and I apologized to some people but they said they've seen it happen to most saintly of people to not be upset (which makes me feel worse 😔)
Anyways dang i talked too much ahahahaha. Wanted to give a big update about this nice new location to help me out (still impressed. Glad i let the head doctor convince me to enter the program, lol) and I'm feeling like my old self every day little by little finally.
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ithinkabouttzu · 10 months ago
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Hi friend!! I was wondering if I could get a BoB ship please? 🥺👉🏻👈🏻
Looks - I'm about 5'5" with dyed hair (currently it's a faded purple but I'm gonna do teal/blue next!) and polka dot glasses! I'm on the curvier side and trying to be confident in that (it's a struggle tho lol 🫠)
Personality - my Myers Briggs is ENFP and I've been told I'm a ray of sunshine and a human golden retriever! I love being the mom friend and taking care of all my people 🥰 I'm also quite chaotic at times, and a little bit clumsy 😂 on a deeper level I have an anxiety disorder, ADHD, and a trauma disorder from previous relationships, so while i can appear loud and happy and confident I'm often worried I'm being too much and that I'm a burden to my loved ones
Job/interests - I'm currently working part time at my local psychiatric hospital as a clinician! My goal is to get licensed and work full time with children struggling with mental health and behaviors, my favorite color is yellow, my favorite animal is sharks, and I'm addicted to iced coffee 🤣
Thank you for taking the time to read all this! Hope you have a great day 🥰✨
Thank you for your request Lovely! I’m so happy to open ships back up! 💗💗💗 (also sorry for any mistakes, I haven’t done ships in a WHILE 😅)
I ship you with…
Dick Winters!
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Song Recommendation:
- Literally a sunshine couple omg
- He first met you when you joined easy and he immediately thought you were so cute. Like his heart was completely melted at how sweet you were to him
- He honestly gets really shy at first but he also feels super comfortable around you? It sounds kinda weird but he immediately finds comfort in you. He can definitely say it was love at first sight. He’ll stick around closely with you for the rest of the time , making sure no one is bothering you but also because he’s like in love w you???
- Makes SURE to keep his feelings to himself for the longest time. He would hate to make you feel uncomfortable or sound unprofessional so he’d rather just keep his emotions to himself.
- UNTILLL, something happened and you got really hurt. He wasn’t sure what happened to you but when he heard that you had been in danger he got so scared, he really thought he lost you. He makes sure to confess to you afterwards.
- You two are definitely the parents of the friend group. Always taking care of everyone else and making sure everybody is under control, it makes him feel less lonely having someone else to be mature with 🤣
- OH and don’t let me forget ~ this man is in LOVE with your curves, like if he could spend every minute of the day kissing every inch of your body, he would. He also has to let you know how much he loves you, how beautiful you are, just the daily positive affirmations he has to give to you (he’s soo in love w you)
- He’ll spend a lot of time losing track of everything and getting lost in his daydreams about you. He really looks for you in everything. He sees the sun bright and shiny? It reminds him of you. He looks at anything purple? All he can think about it your pretty hair.
- He almost never stops thinking about you. (it’s actually become quite a problem) And when he does daydream about you, it’s so obvious. He’ll just be sitting there by himself, smiling like a huge idiot and everyone else is just like “Is he okay???” LOL
- He’d never tell you this, but he LOVES watching you take care of others, you’re just so kind and the way you nurture others really makes him want to marry you (and start a family with you) even more then he did before.
- This man enjoys it so much when you enjoy yourself, he really loves your chaotic-ness. He will just sit back and look at you like a proud father when you’re having your own fun. You just always make him smile.
- When you open up to him about your past relationship, he feels a mixture of emotions. He feels angry, because who could do that to the love of his life? You’re so sweet and kind and he KNOWS you don’t deserve anything less then perfect. He also feels sad. Sad that he wasn’t there to make you feel better and take away everything bad from you.
- It hurts him so much to know you’ve went through so many things, and you’re still kindest and prettiest soul he knows. He admires you so much for how much love you have to give to everyone.
- Whenever you’re having a moment when the anxiety just gets the best of you - he tries so hard to help you, with whatever it might be. He’s so patient with you (it comes very natural to him) He’ll do anything you want or need. A spa day by yourself or a warm bath with candles and your favorite book. He tries so hard to make you feel special and good. He will make sure to rub your back and tell you everything’s gonna be alright. Over and over again til you know it yourself.
- He also makes sure to let you know that you would never ever ever be a burden to him in a million years. He would walk around the whole earth barefoot just to see your smile or to see you happy. You’re HIS girl and when you have a problem, you can come to him no matter what it is!!
- When you get really really sad or you’ve have a long day, he likes to steal your polka dotted glasses from you and dance around in them (even though it might be a little blurry seeing him 🤣) he really will try everything to make you crack a laugh.
- He loves hearing about your work goals! He thinks it’s so neat how much you want to help children with mental health. He thinks it takes such a smart, patient, but also understanding person for the job. And you’re the perfect person for it to him. He’s so supportive for you. I could definitely see him as the hubby that packs your lunches and stuff like that LOL
- Whenever you guys go out, whether it’s to a bar to see old friends, or just out on a date, he’s got an arm wrapped around you at all times. He wants to show you off to the whole world honestly, you’re perfect and if someone can’t see that then they’re blind.
- Out in public he loves showing you off but can also get pretty protective over you. If someone is looking at his girl, he’s gonna say something to them (and that’s honestly rare because he’s a chill dude.) At the end of the day, if someone is making you uncomfortable, he’s gonna confront them. (if that’s okay with you ofc)
- Also back to the part where I said he always thinks of you, I forgot to mention how whenever he sees a Plushie Shark or any kind of stuffed animal shark, he makes SUREE to get it for you, you’ll definitely work up to a collection overtime 😭
- And whenever he comes home from work he’s always stopping at a local cafe to get you some good iced coffee, this man just really REALLY loves you!!
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Thank you for your request bestie! Hope you enjoyed 🥰💛
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daveysjackie · 1 year ago
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What's your favorite flavor of lollies?
this question makes me unreasonably angry 🤣🤣
growing up with 4 younger sisters and an uncountable amount of younger cousins, i do not like lollies at all. the iced ones or the lollipops. it just brings back the feeling of trying to get it out of the carpet when a little one dropped it or getting it out of their hair. i actually shivered in horror thinking about it aldhak
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ivarlover · 2 years ago
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UNLEASHED CHAPTER 3
(final chapter? You tell me. I can write one more if you'd like...)
Chapters 1 & 2 located below this one
Alex + Female Reader + Modern Ivar
This was supposed to be just a one-shot but the story has come alive for me (& for my friend) and the need to write more can't be ignored. Hope you enjoy this fuck fest! 🔥 This is just complete filth, at best! 🤣
Summary: You'd been busy between the responsibilities of work and school. When your classmate and friend, Alex, invited you for drinks with him and his friend, Ivar, you couldn't turn him down. You were a very sexual young lady afterall, so why not explore the possibilities? And now, it had turned into, what looked like was going to be, an entire weekend of "fun" you'd never even dreamed of.
Honestly, this is just smut with somewhat of a plot, inspired by a naughty conversation with a friend of mine. 😍 (You know who you are).
Warnings: Totally NSFW (Unprotected) Threesome, anal/pegging (male and female receiving), male to male contact and maybe more, strap-on use, just smutty, smut, smut and all that entails. Please leave a comment and let me know what you think!
Words: I don't know; there are many, many words 🤣
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You left a pool of wetness in the bathroom floor from your excitement of the two of them as you moved to get up. Exhausted, you decided to just crawl to them instead of bothering to try to walk. When you saw the look across their faces, you deliberately moved slower and seductively, smirking at them.
"Oh! Fu...Fuck me!" Ivar studdered as he leaned up and rested on his elbow so he could get a better look at you.
"Oh, I intend to, dear!" You stopped in place and sat up on your knees, legs spread wide so they could get the full picture of you.
Alex was now leaning up on his elbow, too, body facing Ivar's, as he watched you in anticipation.
You slipped your fingers into your mouth and then released them. You trailed your hand slowly down your body, stopping to squeeze your nipple. You looked them both in the eyes and bit your bottom lip as your hand traveled further down. "What do you want, boys?" you asked, and batted your eyes innocently.
Together, they both yelled out, "YOU!" They looked back at eachother and smiled. Alex licked his lips as Ivar ran his hand through his hair, pushing it back from his face.
Never letting your eyes move from theirs, you slowly slipped two fingers inside yourself and gave a few pumps as you dramatically rolled your eyes back and breathed heavily and loudly enough that they could hear you. Your other hand squeezed and massaged your breast. "Oh, boys, look how wet you've already made me and you haven't even touched me yet. Oh God!" you moaned out. You pulled your fingers out and licked them slowly then put them completely in your mouth, sucking your wetness from them like savoring the taste of a lollipop.
"Get the fuck up here with us!" Ivar demanded.
"Now!" Alex finished his sentence with a growl. They both were flushed red and their faces glistened with sweat beads.
Ivar flashed that devilish grin of his to you and you just gave him one right back and answered, "Patience, patience." You slipped your fingers back inside your wet pussy and shoved them in and out of yourself roughly while your thumb tickled your clit. You began to moan a little more than necessary for effect. You were sure to keep your eyes on them, watching them squirm on the bed, as you slowly licked your lips. Your other hand continued to massage your breast and squeeze your nipples. "Ahhh fuck! You guys are so fucking hot. Your kissing did this to me! I want you to make me come! I want you to make me forget my fucking name!"
You began rocking a little with the movements of your fingers and your tits bounced up and down. Your head dropped backwards in sheer pleasure and your still damp hair fell back along with it. You screamed out their names, "Alex! Ivar!" as you pumped your hand even harder. "Fuck me! Oh God, fuck me!"
Ivar looked to Alex as if to see if he was going to answer your call. Alex smiled and motioned his hand toward you and shrugged.
"Awe, fuck this!" Ivar jumped off the bed with one swift movement. He was standing at your back in the blink of an eye. He leaned over and grabbed you up by your hips as you squealed with excitement. He wrapped his arms around your waist, as you held onto him, and sweeped you off of the floor, just high enough where your feet didn't touch. He walked you over to the bed and dropped you down, face first. "You want this dick? Hummm? I'll fucking give it to you, you little tease!" he grumbled behind you, slapping your ass. You smiled into the bed at the sting.
He grabbed his dick, which was amazingly hard again already, and tapped you on the ass with it. You answered him, "Yes! I want your dick, Ivar! Yes! Fuck me, please!"
He yanked you up to him and on your knees. Without warning, he slammed into you from behind with one hard thrust. Your body jolted forward and you yelled out in pleasure, "Oh, my God! Yes!"
As Alex watched your face contort, he exclaimed, "Awww hell!" and licked his lips. Preparing for the show, he propped the pillows up behind himself and laid back so he could comfortably watch, his hand immediately finding his dick.
Ivar didn't move for a minute. He let himself enjoy the feeling of your walls tightening around him. "Fuck, Y/N, your pussy is almost as tight as your ass! You're so fucking wet. You feel so damn good. Now, I want you to scream for Alex like you did for me a bit ago, love!" And he smacked your ass again as he began to pull back and then slam into you.
"Harder!" you yelled out and he slapped your ass harder this time as he pulled almost all the way out of you before thrusting into you again. "Harder, Ivar! Harder! Deeper! Spank me! Fuck me, hard! Ruin me, Ivar! Show me who owns this pussy! Make me come for you!"
Alex's eyes widened at your words. He grabbed a handful of the sheets beside him and his hand sped up on himself as your eyes locked with his.
Ivar slammed in and out of you with unbelievable power, his size stretching you more and more. "Naughty little one, aren't you, love? Such a dirty mouth." He bit his lip and holding your shoulders for momentum, repeatedly slammed into your pussy as hard and fast as he could. Your entire body was quivering and your insides felt like they were on fire. You weren't sure how long you'd be able to last.
With every pound, you bounced forward, but Ivar held you in place with his strong hands, never loosening his grip. He slapped you on your ass cheek again and you yelled out, "Oh! Alex!" obeying his earlier instructions. You were sure to keep your eyes on Alex as you yelled his name and he gave you a devious smile.
"That a girl! Do as your told. Scream for Alex. Scream, Y/N. Scream his name! Come for him!" and he rotated his hips into you this time, making you release sounds so high pitched you were sure the neighbor's dog went deaf.
When he did it a second time, you said his name in a near unintelligible growl. He grabbed a handful of your hair and yanked you back toward him, forcefully. You grinned at the slight pain. "You forget to follow my instructions? Humm? It's not my name that you're supposed to say, now is it?" he asked as he licked up your neck, to your ear. He continued to pound into you but at an agonizingly slow pace. Brushing his lips lightly over your ear as he softly spoke, his breath hot and laced with lust, he began again. "So, what do I do to you? You're a naughty little one. You should be punished," and he nibbled on your ear making you squirm.
"Ch...choke me. Punish me, Ivar. Choke me!" you gasped.
He swallowed loudly in disbelief and ran his other hand over his face. "You sure?"
Trying to catch your breath, you answered, "Ya...Yes! Choke me! Please!"
He removed his hand from your hair. Tracing your curves down your side, barely touching you with the tips of his fingers, he placed his hand on your hip and gripped tightly. His seductive touch left you in chills. He reached around you with his other hand and immediately began slowly stroking your clit. You hissed, your back arched as if it had a mind of it's own and your head fell back onto his shoulder. He gave you light, wet kisses up and down your neck. He contined to slowly fuck up into you while his fingers worked on your clit. He then slowly trailed his hand up your body, stopping to give your tits some attention. He massaged each one before moving futher up.
His hand wrapped around your neck and he saw the corner of your mouth turn up into a smile. He moved his other hand from your hip to take it's turn on your clit. He began to squeeze around your neck a little and you gasped, grabbing your tits between your hands and squeezing them together. You let out a long sigh in complete elation so he squeezed just a little harder around your neck and sped up his fingers on your clit. Your entire body bucked.
Alex could watch no longer. The sight he saw was just too much. Ivar's mouth suckng and licking on your neck while you sat on your knees with Ivar thrusting inside you from behind with one hand working on your pussy and the other choking you. It was too much for him to simply sit back and merely watch. Fuck that. He was in front of you before either of you had even noticed. He wanted to, no, needed to also participate.
He quickly took your breasts into his mouth and hand, sucking one nipple and pinching the other one between his fingers. You gasped and Ivar quickly loosened his grip around your throat and asked into your ear, "Are you ok, love?"
"Ye..ummm yes. Don't stop," you panted. It was then that he noticed Alex in front of you and he smiled as he began to lightly choke you again. He nibbled your ear then on to your neck and down to your shoulder. You felt the heat within you rising and your walls tightened around him. He reveled in the feeling and fucked up into you even harder. You yelled out, "ALEX!" and Ivar grinned at you following his instructions.
"There you go. Scream his name. You going to come for us, Y/N? Humm? Like a good girl? Scream!"
Your hands found Alex's head and one tangled in his hair as you cried out his name again. He smiled and peppered kisses all over your chest and stomach while you squirmed and twitched between him and Ivar. One hand remained on your breast, kneading it and sending shocks throughout your body while the other found it's way atop Ivar's, still circling on your clit.
Looking over your shoulder, down at him, Ivar's eyes widened as Alex simply squeezed his hand and glanced up at him in between sucking your nipple. You felt Ivar's fingers studder for a moment before vigorously moving on you again.
Alex trailed his kisses up the opposite side of your neck from Ivar. He licked and sucked your neck sending chills down your spine as Ivar squeezed your throat and bit into the flesh of your neck. The contrast of the two of them was, again, too much for you. Your back arched and you began to squeal as Alex's lips found yours. He kissed you deeply and passionately and Ivar continued to relentlessly pound you.
As your walls clinched, Ivar moaned deeply and you felt his body stiffen. Within seconds, you screamed into Alex's mouth as he slowly moved away from your lips, "Ohhh fuck! I'm com...ohhh!" You couldn't complete your sentence. Your high was too great. You came so hard, you felt it running down your legs.
Breathing heavily, Ivar thrusted once more and he followed your high. He let go of your throat and grabbed your shoulder tightly as he came into you, yelling out your name. You smiled with pride.
He slowly came to a stop and slumped over onto you, still inside you. You were too weak to support his weight and you fell forward, into Alex, knocking him backwards onto the bed. The three of you hit the bed together, one on top of the other. "Fuck! Why am I always on the bottom?" Alex yelled out from beneath you. You all laughed.
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"You ok, love?" Ivar asked as he reached his hand to Alex's cheek. Alex didn't answer but just stared at him.
Ivar rolled off of you and you landed on the bed, leaving you between the two of them. You all remained that way for a few minutes, catching your breath. "That was so fucking hot!" you exclaimed. They both chuckled and agreed with you. "One of you guys want to switch places with me?" you asked.
"Why the fuck would we want to do that?" Ivar answered.
"Well, um.. I just thought you guys would want to lay together," you answered, questioning them both.
They remained silent and both stared back at you. "Ok, guys. What the hell? Someone needs to fill me in. What did I miss?" Nothing. "Hello? I'm waiting." Crickets, still.
Finally, "Well, umm Y/N, umm well, we aren't...ummm " Alex tried to begin. Confused, you looked to Ivar for an explanation.
"Fuck! What he's trying to say is we aren't together. We're just friends. I mean, um, well, he's my best friend, but yeah, that's it." Ivar quickly answered you and looked away, gritting his teeth together.
You wanted to giggle because surely he was just fucking with you but the tension in the air told you otherwise. "Oh, shit! Are you serious?" You couldn't help yourself and anyway, subtlety wasn't your strong suit. "I've thought all night you guys were a thing, a couple, friends with benefits at the least. No?"
They both shook their heads no. You stared in complete disbelief before finally saying, "I'm sorry, but you have to be shitting me! You're in denial! Trust me, friends do not kiss eachother like that. With so much passion. With such chemistry." Ivar traced his lips with the tips of his fingers again at the memory of Alex's kiss on them and you saw. "See? That's what I mean," you said, knowing exactly what he was doing. He blushed.
Alex answered you this time, "Seriously, Y/N, we're just best friends. That was the first time we've ever done anything like that."
"Well, it obviously shouldn't be the last," you responded.
Ivar's curiosity taking over, he looked back over at you, "Why do you say that?"
"Well, besides the fact that it's seriously hot as fuck, the two of you looked so happy and comfortable. You shouldn't deprive yourself from something like that just because of what you think is expected of you."
"But, umm I'm.. I'm not gay," Ivar quickly responded.
"Obviously. You sure as hell didn't fuck me like you're gay either," you laughed, "but it doesn't have to mean you're gay, Ivar. We like what we like. We love who we love. Maybe you like men and women. Maybe there's just something about Alex specifically, and you'd never do anything with any other man. I mean, look at him," and you pinched his cheeks as he blushed. "What's not to love? Or maybe it's because you guys are so close and you feel comfortable with him so it comes naturally. Either way, just do what makes you happy and try to stay out of your head. If it feels right, then trust yourself. It's beautiful. It doesn't have to have a label," you said as you moved hair away from his face.
He grabbed your hand and held it at his face for a moment, planting a kiss in your palm, as he took in what you'd said. "Thank you, Y/N. That's all a way bigger help than you could possibly know." You smiled sweetly at him and he blushed even more.
You raised up to sit on your knees, facing the two of them, as they remained laying on their backs. This way you could see them both at the same time and they could also see eachother. You looked over to Alex, who seemed lost in his thoughts. "Alex? You ok?" you asked.
"I.. umm" he glanced over at Ivar who seemed to be waiting for his answer as well, "I can't believe I'm actually going to say this but umm I think I'm just going to be honest here." He turned to his side and propped up on his elbow, facing Ivar, and laid his other hand out on the bed half way to Ivar, in front of you. "All I know is well, umm, this," and he motioned back and forth between he and Ivar, "this just feels right. I've never felt like this with anyone before and umm, especially not a friend, a male friend at that. I didn't know I even did with you, Ivar, but umm, yeah, I don't know what it is but our connection is strong. I know you felt it, too, but I'm sorry. I know this is all way too weird and I hope you'll still remain my friend." He swallowed deeply and dropped his head, embarrassed.
You sat quietly and wondered if you should give them some space. When you went to slide backwards, Ivar, as if reading your mind, placed his hand on your knee and said softly, "Stay." So you did.
Ivar removed his hand from you and placed it on top of Alex's who looked up at him in surprise. Ivar moved in a little closer to Alex and, in a near whisper, told him, "Don't be sorry. I'll always remain your friend." Alex's heart rate sped up as Ivar looked him in the eyes and moved his hand from Alex's and placed it at the back of his neck. He tilted Alex's head toward him, just a bit closer, and leaned in and gave him a tender kiss on the lips. He pulled back to look at Alex, his face flushed and heart pounding. "And fuck it, who knows, perhaps more," he smiled shyly. He rubbed the back of Alex's neck and watched him shiver. Of all places, he never thought he'd be here, in this moment, with Alex. He dropped his hand back to Alex's and laid back on the pillow. "What a night!" he chuckled.
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Alex still stared at Ivar, eyes widened, in a bit of shock, while he tried to slow his breathing.
You watched them to see if there would be more before finally saying, "Oh what a night, indeed! I'm exhausted, guys, but there's one thing we've forgotten." You instructed Ivar to turn to your nightstand beside him and give you the gift bag inside the drawer. He did as requested.
"Should we be worried?" Ivar mused, curiosity taking over as he sat forward and scooted back against the headboard of the bed, Alex following suit.
"Definitely not," you answered, pulling a box and two small bottles from the bag.
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You looked at their curious faces and smiled as you removed the contents from the box. Pulling everything out, you said, "So who is my lucky victim?"
They looked at eachother and then back to your hands, quizzically. There, you held a black strap-on penis with small ridges around it that had a small, hot pink "bunny ears" attached to it, just behind the penis. Both of their eyes widened. Alex leaned forward, raised his hand toward it, and asked, "May I?"
"Yes, you can touch it," you answered him while Ivar just watched.
"Wow! This feels almost real. What great quality!" he laughed. "What is this?" Alex asked as he touched the hot pink part.
"Well, that's the bunny ears. Yes, MY dick has bunny ears. They're for my pleasure, you see," you laughed. "It vibrates with the motion of my hips."
"Holy fuck," Ivar said under his breath.
"Yeah. What he said," Alex said as he leaned back to his spot against the headboard.
"Well, like I said earlier, I've never used it before...but, ummm if one of you were willing, I'd sure like to try it out with you tonight."
"What are the little bottles for?" Ivar asked, as his eyes slowly moved over the strap-on as if maybe considering your offer.
"This one is edible lube and this one is like a muscle relaxer or dialator, if you will."
"Dialator? That exists?" Ivar was suddenly more focused than you'd expected.
"Yes, it's used to help your muscles relax and dialate you so things are more pleasurable for you," you answered, feeling yourself getting moist just at the thought of one of them actually saying yes to your longtime dream of fucking a man with a strap-on.
Alex chimed in, "And you say edible lube. You mean, like you can actually eat it?"
"Well, yes. I'm sure it isn't meant for you to just squeeze from the bottle," you laughed, "but it's strawberry flavored and actually tastes quite nice," you felt your face grow hot as you dropped your head, eyes focused on your hands, beginning to fidget with the bottle.
Ivar placed his hand under your chin and gently tilted your head back up, looking straight into you eyes. You blushed even more. "Hey, it's ok, Y/N. Remember what you just said to me? There's no reason to feel embarrassed. Definitely not here. Not with us. You like what you like. Remember?" He smiled sweetly, his fierce eyes piercing yours, and your heart began to race. You nodded your head. "And you'd like to be the one to dominate. Am I right?" He continued.
You swore your heart stopped. "Umm yes," you gulped.
"That's hot as fuck, Y/N. And..." he hesitated, "If it's anything even remotely close to how the tip of your finger felt, ummm, I, uh I imagine it would uh, well, drive me fucking wild," he said in a silky voice, his eyes fluttering back to Alex.
Alex's heartbeat sped up, his dick twitched and he hoped neither of them noticed. He could feel his hands sweating. He didn't say a word but just waited for whatever was to come next.
"Does that mean you'll let me try it, Ivar?" you asked, shocked at the true possibility now. "We don't have to if you don't want."
Ivar answered quickly, "Umm. I think, ummm, yes,.... as long as we can definitely use your lube and relaxers." He really couldn't believe his own words. "And if I can face you. I don't want my first time like this to be with my face buried in the pillows. I want to see you...and, ummm will you promise to be gentle?"
"Of course," you smiled, "until you ask for more, that is." You couldn't hide you grin. You were surprised. As much as you wanted to do this and as serious as you'd been back at the bar, you hadn't really thought either of them would take you up on it, especially not Ivar, who was seemingly the one who was more reserved.
You gave him two tablets from one of the bottles. He quickly took them with his drink that sat on the nightstand beside the bed. "Now, we just give it time to take effect," you said, laying back down between the two of them.
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You looked over to Alex, who placed his arm around your waist, and snuggled into your side. He was clearly deep in thought.
Taking cue from Alex, Ivar placed his arm around your waist as well and snuggled into you on your other side, his arm resting on Alex's. You knew at that very moment, this was a sandwich you would never get tired of and you chuckled softly to yourself.
As Alex laid there and took in everything he'd heard and witnessed, he was utterly shocked and surprised that Ivar had agreed to do anything like this at all. And he would be lieing if he said he wasn't even a bit disappointed. He'd expected to be the one you tried out your new toy on.
Of all the years he had known Ivar, he couldn't think of one single time that Ivar had been submissive in any way, in any aspect of his life. Ivar was always very strong and assertive, the type that when he spoke, people listened. Alex realized that this was one of the things he found most attractive about him. He always commanded an audience and got what he wanted easily and if not, intimidation was never a problem for him. Alex had never seen a time when Ivar had willingly given up control. This was something new for him to witness and while yes, he was extremely excited and curious about it, he also wondered what it was about you that made Ivar seem so different, so quiet, shy, vulnerable even. Whatever it was had made Alex see a different side to Iavr. A side he really liked and he couldn't hide how turned on he was by it.
"Down boy," you said softly to Alex, rubbing your hand across his now, hardening member, "All in due time." You smiled, turned to him and kissed his plump lips.
Ivar sat up, "I need a drink." He poured himself more liquor and chugged it down in seconds and poured another.
You placed your hand on his and he stared deep into your eyes again, "Don't be nervous, Ivar. You'll be in control. If you need me to stop, just tell me. If I do anything you don't like, just tell me. This is about you and your comfort, ok?"
He nodded and turned up the next glass. "Let's get this party started." He sat the glass back down and laid back.
"Here goes nothing," you raised your eyebrows and gave him a smile as you grabbed the lube. "Turn over to you stomach."
"Fuck!" He snarled at you, "I said I wanted to face..."
You cut him off, "You will face me, Ivar. We haven't gotten that far yet. Just trust me. Now, turn over!"
He gave you a provocative stare that made you want to just fuck his brains out right then but you watched as he reluctively turned to his stomach. He tucked his hands under his cheek and waited.
You squeezed lube into your hand. "Spread 'em, boy," you told Ivar as you tapped his legs. He spread them apart and you scooted between them, adjusting yourself comfortably just above his ass. You grabbed one ass cheek, reveling in the feel of it in your hand. You pulled it back and swiped the lube around Ivar's opening. He moaned and clinched his cheeks together. "Relax," you said softly.
You circled your finger around his hole, adding more lube. Alex had raised up to watch you now. You smiled and winked at him as you lowered your face to Ivar's ass. "Oh fuck!" Alex said, grabbing his dick in his hand. You breathed heavily in between Ivar's butt cheeks before sticking your tongue out. He squirmed and you heard a small groan escape his lips.
Looking up at Alex, who was intently watching you, you licked up the crack of Ivar's ass. Ivar's groaning got louder. You began to lick faster, circling his hole. You dipped your tongue in and Ivar yelled out in a raspy voice, "Y/N! Oh my God! Y/N!"
He squirmed beneath you and wailed in pleasure as you continued circling in an even faster rhythm. You slowly slipped the tip of your finger into him and asked, "How does that feel, Ivar?"
"Umm humm," was all he could manage to answer.
Alex was stroking himself with one hand as his other landed on your head. He rubbed your head and then slowly dropped his hand to Ivar's ass and squeezed. He looked back at Ivar who was trying to watch him. Between gasps, Ivar managed to say, "Y/N, I need to turn over now. I have to see the two of you."
You sat back so he could roll over. His face was flushed bright red and his chest was heaving. He moved his hair from his face that had been stuck there from his sweat. He looked down at you sheepishly. "Are you ok?" you asked.
"Oh hell yeah!" He panted.
Looking at his hungry eyes, you bravely asked, "Uh, Ivar? Would you be willing to let Alex help me out here?"
He looked a bit panicked. "What? How do you mean?"
Immediately understanding what he thought, you answered, "No, not like that. I just mean, umm, well, if he wants to, can Alex ummm, can he touch you?" You looked at Alex who seemed all too willing and continued, "With his hands? ..and umm his mouth?" Now it was your turn to give that devilish grin.
"Fuck yeah!" Ivar answered and then feeling he may have answered a little too quickly, followed up with, "I mean, if he wants to."
You looked over to Alex and he eagerly shook his head yes. "What, umm, what do I do?" He asked nervously.
"Whatever feels right." You looked back to Ivar and told him, "Relax."
He laughed, "Yeah, right."
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You had him lay on a pillow to prop him up some and then spread his legs. Alex placed his hand on Ivar's knee and you asked him to hold it there as you lowered your head to Ivar again. You blew hot air softly over his erect cock and his entire body twitched. You grazed his balls with your tongue before going back to ass. He bucked as he moaned out your name again. He screwed his eyes shut as his back arched, leaving his hole readily available to your tongue. He grabbed handfuls of the sheets on each side of himself as you began to lick and suck on him. He squirmed and then whimpered, "Oh my God, Alex!" His eyes sprung open at his words and his body tensed. He and Alex locked stares and Ivar's heart began to race even faster.
Beginning to rub Ivar's leg softly, Alex's hand traveled lower from his knee, his fingertips lightly touching him. The hair on Ivar's legs stood straight out. As Alex watched Ivar intently, he slowly leaned down and kissed him on the inside of his knee. When Ivar gasped, Alex continued his kisses lower down his leg. He took small nibbles and then caressed them with his tongue, revealing a higher pitched noise from Ivar than either of them had ever heard from him. Never had Ivar felt more sensual kisses and these were just on his leg.
While Alex worked his magic, you slipped one finger into Ivar halfway. He jolted and groaned breathlessly, "More!" You slowly pressed your finger futher into him as your tongue continued licking him. He was on a high he'd never before felt. As Alex got closer to you, he turned to you and bit your ear. You flinched and turned to him and he kissed you before returning to the inside of Ivar's inner thigh.
You began kissing up his other inner thigh while you slowly finger fucked him. With one hand grabbing his dick and the other still gripping the sheets, he moaned out between heavy breaths, "Suck it! One of you! Now! Suck my dick!" Alex looked at you and you motioned toward Ivar and nodded. "Now, dammit! I can't fucking take it any more!" Ivar demanded.
Unsure of himself, Alex grabbed Ivar's dick into his hand. Ivar's eyes widened and he stopped breathing for a second. His heart began to race with anticipation as his brain tried to catch up with what his eyes were seeing.
Alex slowly stroked his hand up Ivar's dick and then back down. He looked into Ivar's eyes before repeating the motion, seeing nothing but desire. Ivar's dick throbbed in Alex's hand as he pumped it up and down, now faster than before. Ivar's chest was heaving, and his hand reached for Alex's head. He gently pushed it down, toward his rock-hard dick. "Fuck! Do it, Alex!" he whined, trying desperately to sound demanding but severely failing.
You'd used this time to strap the strap-on around you. You were sure to put the lubrication all over it as well as a bit more on Ivar for good measure. You moved your body closer and sitting on your knees, positioned the strap-on at Ivar's entrance just after positioning the bunny ears at your clit. "Are you ready, Ivar?"
"Yes! Fuck yes!" he yelled out, his voice cracking.
You waited a minute, noticing Alex's movements. He stuck his tongue out and licked over the head of Ivar's cock. Ivar yelped out non recognizable words. Alex slowly sucked Ivar into his mouth, twirling his tongue around him. An intense wave of undeniable pleasure surged through Ivar's veins as he intertwined his hand in Alex's hair. He gently pressed on the back of Alex's head, urging him to continue on. He groaned and moaned as Alex took him into his mouth and began bobbing his head up and down on him. He sucked and tugged on Ivar with his mouth and tongue in the way just like he loved to have done to him. He pulled almost off of Ivar only to sink back down on him with one, quick motion. Ivar nearly jolted him off of the bed.
Alex still had one hand around the base of Ivar's dick and he placed the other on Ivar's chest, just over his heart. He could feel his heart pounding and set the pace of his bobbing up and down to it.
You weren't sure Ivar even remembered that you were in the room at this point as you asked, "You ready for me now, babe?"
He grunted, "YES!"
You slowly pushed the tip of your hard, rubber dick into Ivar. He let out a gasp and wailed, "Awww fuck!" Alex continued sucking him, only imagining how it must feel as Ivar tightened his grip in Alex's hair.
Alex's heart was now racing just as hard and fast as Ivar's. He was extremely surprised at how natural this all felt to him and the more Ivar squirmed and moaned, the more proud Alex felt, knowing it was because of him, well, partly anyway.
After giving Ivar a minute to adjust, you asked, "You want more or is this far enough for you?"
Ivar mumbled, unable to keep a steady voice, "Mo...more. I...I want more. Slowly."
And you understood exactly what he meant. You put more lube around your dick and Ivar jerked when he felt some of it run down onto him. You slowly seeped deeper into him and he squealed. Alex caressed his chest while continuing to suck him harder as you went deeper, still. You stopped moving, trying to give him a chance for his body to adjust. His breathing was irratic, his chest had beads of sweat running down it as it rose and fell violently, and his hand looked like it was going to dig a hole into your mattress. His eyes were clinched shut and his whole face was contorted, in which you weren't sure if in pleasure or in anguish. "Ivar? You ok?"
"Yes!" he yelled out again, "Oh God, yes! Don't stop, Y/N."
You couldn't hide your smile. How you loved knowing this was all because of you, with Alex's help, of course!
You slowly started to rock your body back and forth, gently sliding almost out of Ivar and then back in. His breathing was more labored. You asked, "Is this good? You need me to slow the pace? Speak to me, Ivar."
"Ummmm," he panted, "Ummm, fuck me, Y/N! Just, fuck me! Hard! I can take it! It's a good pain. Fuck me!"
You were surprised he showed no apprehension at all. It excited you even more. With that, you began exactly as he wanted. You pulled almost completely out of him, hesitated until he opened his eyes and looked up at you, and then you slammed back into him. Hard. Just like he wanted. Just like you'd fantisized about. Fucking him just like he commanded.
He let out an almost animalistic roar and then licked his lips, clearly wanting more. Never breaking eye contact with him, you gave him what his eyes were begging for and slammed into him again. As he moaned in complete elation, you let out a gasp of your own, enjoying the bunny ears with each thrust, yes, but more so because of the power you possessed over him. The control you had over his body and his pleasure as he submitted to you was nothing short of intoxicating. This was your own personal high.
Before you knew it, you were pounding into him in a hard, quick rhythm that Alex seemed to be keeping up with. Ivar was complete puddy underneath you as you leaned forward, placing one hand on his chest and the other on Alex's back for balance.
Your entire body burned with desire with each stroke in and out of Ivar. The look across his face, the pleasure in his eyes, the redness that had spread across his chest as he took in his deep breaths made your heart pound faster and your wet pussy clinch together.
Watching Ivar wiggle and squirm as Alex gave him head, with what could only be called an expert tongue and mouth, while you fucked him into oblivion was one of the most erotic things you'd ever seen.
Ivar couldn't believe how the immensely intense pain he was feeling could also feel so damn amazing at the same time. He'd never known anything like it before but knew it was because he was so damn sadistic. He reached his hand up and placed it on your breast and began to massage it. His head tilted back into the pillow and his back arched as he let out a string of cuss words. His entire body stiffened and tensed up.
"That's it, babe. Let it go. Come for me. Come for Alex," You encouraged him. "Show me you like how I'm fucking you. Show Alex how you're enjoying his mouth. Come! Come for us, Ivar!" you yelled out in a commanding tone, enjoying this opportunity to dominate someone as strong as Ivar clearly was. You felt your climax building in you and your movements sped up along with your heart.
One more thrust from you and a long swirl from Alex's tongue was enough to send Ivar over the edge. "I'm... I'm coming." As if instinctively knowing Alex's preference, Ivar yelled out, "Alex! Move! Quick! I'm...." and as Alex replaced his mouth with his hand in warp speed and only jerked Ivar's cock once, Ivar shot his load all over his own stomach and chest.
Panting and heaving, he watched you, knowing your end was shortly behind his.
Alex sat up beside you, smiling widely at Ivar, obviously proud of himself. He winked at you and then leaned over to you and sucked one of your nipples into his mouth while his hand found your other nipple and squeezed it between his fingers.
It was just the sensation you needed. Your head fell backwards as you let out a devilish growl. Your body twitched and every muscle in it tightened, releasing a waterfall of your pleasure. You came harder than you had all night, hell, harder than ever now that you thought about it. Alex wrapped his arm around your waist to hold you up. This was literally, a dream come true.
Your body quivered from your head to your toes. "I'm, Uh, I'm pulling out, Ivar," you somehow managed to warn him. With a sudden, dazed moan from him, you pulled completely out and then fell backwards on the bed, pulling Alex with you to your side as you tried to catch your breath.
At a near whisper, you said, "That was fucking amazing! Wow! Thank you, Ivar. Thank you for fulfilling my biggest fantasy."
Ivar raised up, his shit eating grin back on his face, as he watched you recovering from your high.
Alex looked between the two of you and then back to you. "Ummm, Y/N? Can... umm... Can I be next?" He swallowed, his breath catching in his throat. "Can... can I, uh... have a turn?" He blushed as he smiled, so innocently, it melted your heart. You were surprised he was that into it and even more that he admitted it. "It's just, well, it's just something I think I'd probably enjoy, especially with the two of you and..umm I'd like to try it."
As you began to answer him, Ivar sat up on the bed, leaning in closer to where Alex laid beside you, interrupting your train of thought. He placed his hand on the side of Alex's face and neck with his thumb on his cheek. He pulled Alex's head closer to him and said, nearly whispering, "Oh, you'd definitely enjoy it. Trust me." He pulled Alex to him even closer and ghosted his lips over Alex's and continued, "But, actually," he flashed that devilish grin again, "I think you'd enjoy the real thing even more." And with that, his mouth crashed into Alex's, hearts pounding, temperatures rising even more, hands on eachother, everywhere all at once. Ivar was so aggressive but gentle at the same time and Alex seemed to melt right into him just as you had earlier.
Ivar pulled away from Alex just enough to speak, their foreheads resting against eachother and both panting. He took a minute to catch his breath before speaking, his voice still, uneven, "You're so fucking desirable. I want you, Alex. More than I ever thought possible. Can 'your turn' be with me?" He tenderly kissed Alex on the lips and then pulled away, waiting for his response. You just sat back and watched, in awe.
Shuddering, Alex answered, "Oh, fucking hell. Yes! Yes, Ivar. I never thought I'd say yes to such a thing but with you, fucking yes!"
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Being called the little happy pill makes me so warm and fuzzy aaahhh
LOLLIPOP LOLLIPOP OH LOLLY LOLLY LOLLY LOLLIPOP oh no now that song is stuck in my head but yes feeling’s mutual
HOW in the world have I ended up making so many people worry about me 🤣🤨
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I would LOVE to see Ateez take care of a child for a set number of days. It'd be such an amazing thing to watch! It would probably change me on a molecular level. AND the kid would be drowning in genuine love and undivided attention. SOMEONE MAKE IT HAPPEN NOW. ✨
I don't have a kid, but I'd definitely trust them all to look after my dog. I probably wouldn't even worry all day long like I usually would~! 😂 And, yessss, they've already shown that they have positive responses to thinks like gender/sexuality. So, that's a massive green flag bonus. 🌈
Omg. San's outfits are always Atiny slayers. Give us a break (please, don't), Choi San!!! Also, bless the stylists who end up having to slice the back of all San's shirts and jackets because he's super broad BUT they're determined not to hide that tiny little waist away. They're doing so much extra work for the team. The true heroes of Tinytown! 🌟
True, true! Every part of Wooyoung is constantly gravitating towards San!! And to be fair. It's the same the other way around too! San's always just rightttttt THERE.
Ahhhh, the Woosan bed cuddling. Hongjoong was done but not surprised. 😂
RIGHT IN FRONT OF MY SALAD. Honestly, that is so often the mood when it comes to Ateez. 🥗👀
YESSSS. I also knew it was Woo who had the peppers! He was being too weird. And when they were about to exchange cases and he reached down to 'guard' his case?? Too obvious, my man. It was over. Then I couldn't decide if it was Mingi or Yeosang until the end. 🤷‍♀️🌶️
Jongho seems like he's been 'old' for a long time. An old soul. I can imagine him as a toddler, wielding lollipops and sage advice. Or being in the playground, just sitting quietly, being all wise and cute. 😂 I would actually love it if he released a trot album one day! I loooove the drama of a good trot song! 🥰
I saw that Hongjoong went to some Chanel thing today. Fashion King~~! 👑
Annnnd I saw that the Korean age system has officially changed to the international system. Sucks to be Joong! Half the kids are his age now and Hwa is his hyung. For a man who gets SO offended when people don't address him properly it must be quite A DAY™️. Can't wait to find out who obliterates all the boundaries first. 😂
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OH MY GOD, THE NEW BABY CLOUD THO DID YOU SEE IT?!
The way I screamed, Hwa is so sweet 😭 and the kids with those chili peppers, my tongue was screaming in sympathy, I can't imagine omfg. I like spicy stuff and I couldn't have handled that, their tongues were probably entirely numb by the end.
The twins not wanting to leave them though 🥲 - I cried. See this is why something like Hello Baby would be excellent! Spend a day with kiddos like this, then go home and take care of them and just kinda get that experience of parenting (co-parenting? Octo-parenting? lmao) and it would just be so adorable. Even if they did it in groups, hand 1 kid to each dorm or something for a few days. 😭 I don't want it to be over.
Also with the KR age system - I cannot imagine how annoyed Hongjoong is. But!! He can now officially get after Wooyoung for not using honorifics - because no matter what time of year, Wooyoung will never be his age, so he should always be using -hyung. (He won't, because it's Woo, and what fun would it be to not make Joong consider homicide 80% of the day 🤣). So, my money is on Wooyoung having obliterated the boundaries the second the clocks turned over. Man was probably standing by Joong's bedroom door watching the clock, knocking as soon as the day hit and immediately speaking informally to him when he answered. (And then probably running for his life because I'm guessing Joong has a multitude of heavy books to throw).
I don't think Joong will mind Hwa being older than him technically, tbh. He leans on him already as if he's older in some ways, and Hwa is so easy going I doubt he'd take advantage of that, except to tease sometimes in public.
(Figured I'd reply to the Salary Lupin ask I sent you as well here since I'm at it lol) I loved that show. I was so sad when I realized I'd watched all of it 😭 - they were so involved and I loved it, the final race cracked me up, such conniving little things.
Honestly, Yeo gets me every time in these games bc they overlook him so easily, since he is so sweet and forgetful and kinda empty-headed sometimes, which makes him absolutely deadly in games like this and it's just so cool to see him shine in this way.
Lol if they do a murder mystery type k-drama, you gotta make Yunho the prime suspect. He was so good at acting his role. The slightly off kilter silence, he was so good -- certain looks, he just made you uneasy and that's such an awesome talent to have, especially if you are playing the sort of genius villain/psychopath type role. Props to him, honestly.
So far I've watched Fever Road, Treasure Film, Salary Lupin, Wanted/Wanted Special, and Wanteez, and the hello82 stuff, I think. Do you know of any other variety type shows? I know ofc like 1N2D and other 1-2 episode things, but like the in depth ones like Salary Lupin and such?
I have seen a few that they did for Universe, but I also know that app is defunct now - do you know if Universe (or anyone else) uploaded the remaining episodes of those shows? I couldn't find them on YT last night besides the first ep of each that Universe originally uploaded.
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