#that line -never was a dummy since i was in my mommy- is floating around my head 24/7 now

[muffindaddystyles]

OH NO BABY!!

Summary: It was Harry who swimmed in freezing ass water but someone else (his lovie) ends up catching a cold, caring boyfriendrry, a mighty bit momrry.

Turquoise chilly waves crashes against the dark coloured stones as Y/N watches her button sized boyfriend; summat all with rosy cheeks and nose, un-tattooed, wearing excessively short knickers (so tiny it shows the curves of his cute bum perfectly), being a cheeky giggly boy while shooting his swimming scenes. 

She wheezes a cold puff of breath winding her brown overcoat closer around to keep her warm but it fails to do so and she might get a scolding from Harry for being silly and waiting outside the whole time just to watch him but she doesn't care, she's extremely proud of him and comes by the sets of My Policemen once a time she gets day off her job early. 

He paddles towards her like a penguin buried into humongous coats and towels, his brows furrowing together trying to recognize her dainty self waving him quite enthusiastically from far and his face softens at that.

Shaking his head when her teeth clanks together from the gush of stinging cold breeze. 

"Lovie'," He wraps his nippy palms around her hands bringing them to his frosty lips to blow warm air, knowing she hates cold and gets real whiny from not being able to bear it yet she stood in it for two hours for him means alot to him because his assistant told him someone was waiting for him but didn't tell it was his actual sweet baby.

"How you're not a frozen chicken yet?" She asks sighing once in the heat of his given trailer and he makes an exhultant purring noise when she cups his face, lulling it left and right playfully, "Are you okay? She queries worriedly looking down at him with batted eyes and he muses a chuckle at her sweetness. 

"Baby 'm fine -- feeling hot by the way now you're inside the van." He grins bashfully tugging her closer with his knees pulled around her legs, "You better go back home .. I don't want your cutesy bum to freeze to death." She squeaks surprisingly when he smacks her ass playfully and drags her down by pulling the lapel of her coat to smear his lips against her's fondly -- heart bigger than it's normal size at her sight making his day 100x better. 

"I brought you lunch, it's on that shelf." She tells him standing at the stairs of trailer and he waves her blowing a heartious kiss her way, "Call me when y'reach, yeah?" 

"Kay, bye!" Her awfully pretty smile covets dimples into his cheeks and he just want to throw himself into the sofa piled with blanket and scream into it like a teenager girl.

Though, she keeps sneezing through whole ride -- eyes teary, nose runny and fingers twitchy not to mention her numb toes making her feel very uncomfy. Her eyes dropping from being too sleepy and lazy. 

She's about to catch a cold. 

Tiredly she drags her feet upto their flat and doesn't even pet their kitten strawberry on the way to their bedroom and when reaches it flops over blankets snuggling into them -- without even changing into comfy clothes. 

Sirens everywhere as she wakes up with a groan holding her forehead to subside the pound in it and it's feeling like blazing alarms are going off in her head making her want to puke. 

It's dark outside. She's been napping for hours. She manages to sit on the edge of bed deciding whether she should stand up to go to washroom or not for that all she could see is floating wooden floor. 

Weakly she trudges towards the kitchen filling a glass of water and pulls out a thermometer from one of the drawers -- she was too occupied in waiting for it to beep  then checking her fever that she didn't hear Harry announcing; he's home. 

She gasps quickly shoving it under her bum, "Don't you hide that thermometer from me!" He squalls rushing towards her in two big strides of his daddy long legs and her eyes widen comically. 

"I was just checking and I don't have any kind of fever!" She squeals not letting him get hold of the thermometer and he glares down at her sternly, "You're burning up, baby." He hisses, the back of his hand pressed to her forehead. 

She stands up and does a twirl for him shrugging her shoulders nonchalantly, "See 'm fine —- " Only to pass out but Harry was quick to take her fall in his arms gracefully squinting his eyes down at her.

"Yeah . . . could see how fine you're." She gives in atlast. Knowing he's going in a severe mommy mode.

"Put your arms around me — Or just fall on me, yeah that works too." She nods and let him slip his socks clad feetsie under her soles to walk them to their bedroom, he sits her down and she wails when he opens their wardrobe to get her something comfy. 

"Nooo." She bunches up into a ball as he fists her vest top to pull it over her head, "it's freezing -- 'm feeling so cold." He frowns because he's sweating his ass off from the heat. 

He sweeps her hair away from her eyes rubbing a hand down her back continuously, "It'd be a sec, pet. Then I'll warm these blankets in the drier 'n make ye' some soup, so you'd be all cosy 'n snuggly … hmm?" She's very unconvincing when sick. Wants him and just him by her side. 

She wipes her nose with her sleeve and sniffs, raising her armpits in air for him and  shivers terribly when he undressed her completely, "Oh me poor baby." He leans in to kiss the corner of her lips but she pushes him away grumpy-ly. 

"You're g'na get sick too, dummy." He pouts childishly helping her to put her legs in her fuzzy pyjamas, plants tender kisses to her ankles once covering her feet in aloe-fused socksies.

When she stands up on wobbly legs with the support of his folded thigh he almost jumps asking worriedly. 

"Where are ye' goin', missy!??" 

"To washroom." Her voice barely audible her throat achy and scratchy, "'M comin' with you." He tells her demandingly and she groans knuckling at her eyes. 

"No."

"You wanna walk by yourself? Alright, let's see that." He leaves her wrist and she gasps tripping forward from weakness -- catching the nearest furniture before the damage. 

"Moppet, stop being so stubborn and lemme take care of you … look at you, an absolute horror –-- never been this frail." He's just so caring it makes her want to cry and have a full on water-works party. He pushes her from waist to himself pecking her sweet smelling hair and takes her to washroom. 

After that he tucks her beneath two fluffy blankets and leaves her to make some soup for her and bring her medicine, "Harry!" She yowls pinching the blankets closer around her round small head and feels bad when he rushes inside in a frenzy with an utterly concerned face, serving spoon in his hand and dish rag on his shoulder. 

"What happened baby? D'ya wanna throw up? Or are you feelin' freezy, should I blow up heat?" He asks in one breath and she blushes murmuring timidly, glossy eyes still very sleepy and exhausted. 

She sneezes loudly, "I just –- achoo!! –- " Another sneeze and she messes her words horribly, " –- you — " Drool on the corner of her mouth. 

"You achoo me?" He giggles softly fetching some tissues for her and wipes her nose with them as she struggles to clean it herself. 

"'M sorry, please come back." She sighs holding in an another sneeze to avoid wetting him with her yucky stuff. 

He strokes her head for a generous moment, "It's almost cooked –- oh fuck is it burning?" He sniffs the air then looks down at her with full on saucer eyes and slaps his forehead when she raises her shoulders, "Maybe?" Thankfully not all of it got ruined and his grin was obnoxious while bringing it inside. Trying to shoo away strawberry who's pawing at the frizzes of his socks. 

She smiles up at him with hooded eyes when he hovers the spoon infront of her waiting to feed her as if she's some sort of lil baby and when she tells him it's hot he blows at it and when she still tries to make excuses he stares at her strictly, "Baby." He warns her and she obliges quickly grabbing his wrist delicately to eat and his heart jumps consciously at the fact she's still burning awfully. 

"Did you even put salt in it? It tastes like nothing."

"Please stop wasting of what's left of ye voice on complaints about soup you can't even taste." He huffs and she giggles only to drive into fits of loud coughs. He rubs her back gently and puts the tray aside when she feels like throwing up from the effect of coughs and moves the bin where she's bended over the edge of bed and his legs. 

"It's okay, hmm just let it out." He caresses her back and holds her hair away from her face -- though nothing comes out since she hasn't eaten anything from morning. 

"I hate this." There comes the first sniffle and he instantly cradles her face in his soft hands, "I know dovie' you're feeling very icky right now but it'll be better in the morning, I promise." She shakes her head coughing into her elbow. 

"I don't want to eat anymore." Her voice groggy and hoarse, he lifts her gaze up towards him scolding her with a stern frown. 

"Hey, now none of that -- you're not allowed to sleep until your belly isn't full." She groans nodding at last and he kisses her shoulder as a little reward. She isn't very bratty. Infact she's Harry's polite girl. Though, When she's he makes sure to tug her back on line but at the moment he understands that how much she's suffering. 

How much she needs him to take care of her.

Taking care of her medicines and her cough syrup he turns on the lamp laying back into heap of pillows against the headboard and spreads his knees to bunch her petite weak body against his chest and closes them when she's properly snuggled on top of him, it's one of her favourite positions to sleep in when she's sick --- clinged and cuddled to him. 

Like babies on their mommy's chest with their bums sticked out.

He tightens his arms around her hiding his face into the crook of her neck and smooches tiny kisses to her sweet spot, "You're so cute baby makes me heart-ache." 

His tranquil heartbeat never fails to lull her to sleep and his hands loving on her sides always makes her feel very warm, "You shouldn't have come to beach -- moppet. Knows your immune against cold is terrible." He whispers cheek squished over her head and she murmures sleepyly —- hands bundled up between her and his front, "Just wanted to make you feel ….. loved." Her words jumblish but full of affection and drool sticks to his sweatshirt when she mumbles against his chest. 

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Harry didn't sleep whole night making sure she's okay, making her sip her cough syrup in betweens and massaging her head but when his eyes barely dropped and the clock hit 4 in the morning whimpers and wails started slipping out of her lips as if she's in very much pain. Which infact she's. Her body shivers vigorously in his arms and even though she's sweating her fever didn't lower down a bit. 

He has never seen her in such a bad condition. 

He perches on his elbow immediately cupping her hot rosy cheek and gives it few pats crying out worriedly, "Hey baby -- wake up." When she doesn't listen his lungs felt suffocating themselves bile forming in his throat. He throws the blanket away sitting up fully and rests her head in the nook of his elbow.

"Y/N!?" He tries not to panic when she gives him no-response and before his anxiety driven self could duck down to press his ear to her heart her eyelids fluttered barely -- blue chapped lips moving slowly. 

"'M okay, bub. Don't worry ….. " 

"Bullocks. You're not okay! You can't stop shivering!! Looks almost dead." He growls angry at her and himself for not taking her to clinic soon, "You're so fucking stubborn, pet." He mutters rageously laying her gently down on the mattress and climbs down the bed to bring their coats. Almost stomping his way all around the bedroom to collect stuff. 

This time doesn't ask her if she could walk or not and glides his arms underneath her shoulders and knees to haul her firmly against his chest -- blanket still wrapped around her shivering body. 

"Shh, shh my baby. You're g'na be okay, 'm so sorry you're in so much pain." He tries to soothe her while walking down stairs of the building. 

Turns out she caught pneumonia. They had to stay two hours at the clinic for her drip and some injections for which he had to hold her down from wiggling and squirming her way out. 

Made her rest till the fever was gone temporarily then drives them back home when assured that her condition isn't worsening and right now when she's cuddled up into his side with strawberry sleeping on his thighs he nudges her lightly.

"Dovie' I love you so much but that doesn't mean you can scare the shit outta me like that." She just mewls sinking deeper into his side.

"No more set visits fo' you." He tells her seriously and she perks her head up coughing mildly and he raises his forefinger in a demand for her to stay quite, that there's nothing to argue, "You could watch me for once 'n all at the big screen." 

"Harry……" She whines tugging the hem of his sweatshirt.

"No, Harry." He pets her head down back on the pillow. 

Without saying anything she distance herself from him like a grumpy shrimp and fusses under her breath. He supresses his amused chuckles noting the silliness of this girl and drags her back by her ankle towards him.

"Come back here, you little betrayer." He gasps dramatically and squishes her in his embrace till she gives up and herself nuzzles up into his homely scented neck. 

[lovemesomesurveys]

5,000 Question Survey--Part twenty-seven

I have seriously neglected this survey series. The last time I did it was back in May. Oops. Let’s see if I can finish it soon....

2501. what image, scent, memory, etc. would you take with you into the dark/light, the land of dead, heaven, infinity.....? Any good memory of course with my family, my childhood, vacations, my friends, Ty, and other happy memory. Images of my family, my dog, giraffes, Alexander Skarsgård, the beach, snowy mountains, the trees in fall... to name a few. I’d want the scents of coffee, the ocean air, peppermint, doughnuts, and smells of fall and winter.

2502. Who is the most annoying musical artist EVER? Sorry, but I’m not a fan of Taylor Swift. 2503. If you HAD to go to one of the following concerts, which would it be: Snow Vanilla Ice NKOTB Milli Vanilli BSB NSYNC

2504. Do you believe in manifest destiney? It’s too late to get into all that. 2505. Have you ever fallen for an email forwarding hoax (send this to 13 people and old navy will send you a $200.00(100 pound) gift card)? Do you ever think 'well, maybe...' and actually forward those damn things? Actually, no. I didn’t fall for those types of forwarding emails. I was always just like, “yeah sure okay....” what always made me think twice were those ones that said if I didn’t forward it to X amount of people in X amount of time, someone will die or kill me or something. The logical part of me knew they were bogus, but there was that part that was like, “but what if...” I was scared to risk it lol.

2506. Let's say there are 2 schools. one for boys and one for girls. They are both supposed to offer the same facilities so that the girls and boys get equal education. Would you take this to mean that the same courses should be offered to both girls and boys or that the same amount of money should be spent on each school? I’d take it to mean they have access to the same things, have the same classes to choose from, same sports and other extra-curricular activities, same lunches, same quality of education, etc. So, to answer your question I’d take it to mean both. Imagine that in the boys school fifteen boys sign up for calculus. In the girls school only five girls sign up for calculus. Should the girls calculus class be dissolved and replaced with an easier one? No. I don’t take it to mean that girls are worse at calculus or something. Maybe it’s just that more boys wanted calculus for some reason. It also doesn’t mean that just cause more boys signed up for it that they’re necessarily better at it. Whatever the case may be, the five girls in the class should have the same quality of education in that class. They’re just as capable. Don’t make it easier just cause less people signed up. Those five girls want what they signed up for.  For both the girls and boys, they would be able to ask the teacher for help or have access to tutors. You don’t have to make the one with less students easier. 2507. Would it bother you if you found out that the fruits, vegetables, and meat that you eat is genetically altered (in lots of cases it is!)? I know that a lot of foods are. For example, I know bananas are but I like them still. I also know a lot of foods are processed and have preservatives, but I still eat some of that. Not saying it’s good, and thankfully not everything is GMO, but I’m aware that there are foods that are. That really shouldn’t be the case, but some of those foods taste really good. :X I’m definitely not the most healthy person. Like I said, thankfully not everything is genetically modified. I could certainly add more fresh, organic foods to my diet, though. 2508. What does this world need? “All you need is love, love. Love is all you need.” We could use more compassion and understanding. We’re never all going to agree on everything, but we need to be more open-minded, educated, and respectful. 2509. Is there anything you do just because you want to even though it has no redeeming social value? Surveys? Ha.

2510. If you drink what kind of drunk are you? I don’t drink anymore. When I did, I was just more chatty and annoying. 2511, Do you ever 'convieniently' forget something you don't want to remember? Yes. 2512. If you have any cousins are you close? I have well over thirty cousins, actually. Growing up, I was super close with my cousin, Melissa. We were more like sisters and were inseparable. That went on from the time we were babies, to about tenth grade. It started to change in ninth grade. During that time, she started to hang with a different crowd than I did and was interested in things that I wasn’t. Her attitude was changing, too. It felt like she thought she was too cool for me or something. I was the shy, awkward, goody-goody one. It was sad because we were so close for so long and then we weren’t. :/ It’s weird when we see each other now. You’d never know we were once so close. We’ll talk briefly when we see each other, and it’s always super casual and short. She’s also a mommy to four little girls now, which is just crazy.

Around that time I became close with one of my other cousins, Zadok. He and I had more in common and were a lot alike. We were the ones who just wanted to chill with our computers and gorge on junk food. We weren’t partiers. We remained close for years up until around a year ago. Though before that, we kind of drifted a bit because he was working and had been in a long-term relationship with his boyfriend who he was living with. We were growing up, doing our own thing. Life gets crazy, you know how it is. We still kept in touch; though, and still saw each other more often at least. Anyway, I’ve been dealing with a lot over the past couple years, and my depression made me hole up and isolate from myself from everyone this past year. I’ve withdrawn from everyone I was close with. It’s not that he didn’t try, but after so many times of trying to hang out or come over and be told that I wasn’t feeling up to it...he gave up. I think he was frustrated with me. He didn’t understand what I was going through. I have other chronic health issues apart from depression, too. Both physically and mentally I really wasn’t feeling well, and that’s been going on for over a year now. He was also battling his own issues as well, and he was dealing with that and moving on with his life. I haven’t seen him since last June. :/

I was also close with my cousin, Cynthia, who is Melissa’s sister. She and I are nine years apart, but it didn’t really feel that way. She was like my little sister. When she was younger, she looked up to me and wanted to tag along and hang out with me. Then she got to high school and that started to change. That’s a crazy time. She was growing up. I probably didn’t seem as “cool” anymore cause I was getting older, too. She was busy with her friends and doing the high school thing, and I was busy with college life. She still talks to me about things like boys and whatnot when I see her, which is more often in comparison to Zadok. She’ll ask me for advice now and then, but it just doesn’t feel like it once was. She knows that I’ll always be there for her, though.

Honestly, that’s how it always is between me and anyone I’ve ever been close with. They end up moving on, and it always feels like it’s so easy for them or that they don’t really care. I’m always the one still attached who still cares. I always care more. Then I wonder if we were as close as I thought, or if it was just one-sided on my end... 2513. Are you in love with yourself (your beautiful self)? No. 2514. What was the first movie you got on dvd? I have no idea. 2515. If you're sexy and you know it clap your hands. Did you clap? Nope. 2516. have you ever called a: psychic hotline? suicide crisis line? sex line? dating line? 2517. have you ever placed a personal ad anywhere? I have not. 2518. Do guys look good in make up? Some do, just like with anyone else. Some people look better without it, or don’t wear it well. 2519. What are 5 things you don't care about? At the moment, this question. 2520. wHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO UNTIL YOU DIE? Surveys. Ha. 2521. What 'issue' do you think your opinion is so right about that you end up trying to sway others to your point of view? I really try and avoid getting into debates with others and trying to push my opinions onto other people. I avoid controversial topics, especially. I have strong opinions about a lot of things, but I really just keep to myself for the most part. 2522. What age do you hope to live until? I don’t know. 2523. Do you like to tie others down during sex? Virgin here. I don’t think I’d be into that, though.

Have you ever been tied down? I really don’t think I’d be into this. 2524. Do you own any "toys"? No.

Do you ever use them? 2525. Have you ever been spanked in that sexy way? Nope.

Have you ever spanked anyone else? No.

2526. Do these questions make you uncomfortable? Nah.

Do you like that feeling? Being uncomfortable? No...

Does it turn you on? Uh no. 2527. You know those ___ for dummies books (COMPTERS FOR DUMMIES, SURFING FOR DUMMIES, GOLDF FOR DUMMIES, WICCA FOR DUMMIES)? Which one do you need to reaad? When I was in high school I had Psychology for Dummies because I was interested in learning about the subject on my own since I couldn’t take any classes at the time. I’ve had math ones, too. I don’t know which one I need to read now, but I’m sure there’s a few. There’s so many of those. 2528. What do your socks look like? They’re black with the Nike swoosh on them. 2529. Which of these really famous music artists started their career as a mime: I have no idea.

Alice Cooper David Bowie Bruce Springsteen Moby Jewel Frank Zappa

2530. Does love float away if you let go? I don’t know if I’d say that. 2531. Do you think that most people in today's society are: kind? calm? humble? peaceful? helpful? happy? spiritual? creative? friendly? independant? intelligent? having fun? comming up with new ideas? able to think for themselves? able to really connect with others? If you answered no to any of the above, why do you think that is? Right now I don’t feel like thinking about whether I think most people in today’s society are any of those things. Me not answering the question doesn’t mean I’m saying no to all of them.

2532. Do you believe that every action has a sexual motive (think Freud)? No. 2533. Speaking of Freud, did you know he was on drugs (think cocaine)? I’ve heard that. 2534. Do you trust psychology as a valid science? Yes? Many of the topics can be scientifically tested, and have been. 2535. ID: In Freudian theory, the division of the psyche that is totally unconscious and serves as the source of instinctual impulses and demands for immediate satisfaction of primitive needs(sex, food, agressive behavior, drugs, alcohol, yelling, anger, fighting). SUPEREGO: In Freudian theory, the division of the unconscious that is formed through the internalization of moral standards of parents and society, and that censors and restrains the ego. So, which one do you express more, your ID or your SUPEREGO? I’d say superego. 2536. Do you think that people who are alone and depressed are depressed because they are alone or alone because they are depressed? It can be both. For me, I’ve completely isolated myself and withdraw from my friends. I’m alone because of my depression, but I can feel depressed about being alone. I do feel that way. I can be around people and still feel alone. I feel alone, stuck in my own head and thoughts. I feel like no one understands. I feel like I’m experiencing and going through this life alone. In the romantic sense, I certainly feel alone because I have no one. 2537. Can you complete any of the following lyrics: I stop and I stare too much, afraid that I care too much... You're a new and better man, he helps youtounderstand,He does everything he can, he's.... Took the needles from my arms and put them to the sky... Top Gun shut down your Firm like Tom Cruise.... Don't you take it so hard now, And please don't take it so bad.... 2538. How about these? From around the way, born in '73, Harcore B-boy named... And this feeling shivers down your spine, Love comes in colors I can't deny.... Before he hung up the phone he took a deep breath, stopped, and replied.... When I want you in my arms, when I want you and all your charms, whenever I want you all I have to do is... “Dreeeeeeam, dream, dream dream...” Silly games that you were playing, empty words we both were saying... 2539. Have you ever been to see a ballet? I have not. 2540. What is the differance between Satan and Pan? I don’t know. 2541. What should a poem be or do if it is a sucessful poem? I don’t know? If people relate to it, and like what they read, then that’s enough. 2542. When you interpret a poem can each line mean anything you want it to? I think so. I often wonder how people know what the author actually meant sometimes. Cause I’m like... so because they described something as being blue it must mean that blah blah blah? Like how do you know it’s that deep? lol. I think unless stated by the author, a lot of it is up to our interpretation. 2543. Are you an orgasm addict? No. 2544. Are you a sugar junkie? Only as of late for some reason. I never used to be. I’d want something sweet now and then, have it, and be good for awhile. Now I have something sweet everyday. I’ve become obsessed with having a muffin or doughnuts with my coffee in the morning, and then something like cookies with my after dinner coffee. I’ve been having Golden Double Stuffed Oreos as of late, which is reallyyyyy good with coffee. Sadly, I had the last four cookies last night. 2545. WHAT are you DOING? I’M doing THIS.

WHY aren't you marching in line with the rest of them? Uhh. 2546. Do you only hear what you want to? “You say, I only hear what I want to...” 2547. Are you anal-retentive? No, I wouldn’t say so. 2548. In and Out Over and Under Around and ???

I have no idea. 2549. What was the last thing you returned to the store? I exchanged the Torani flavored syrup I bought with another flavor a few weeks ago. 2550. Why ask why? Why not?

2551. What is your favorite song or artist that is: jazz: metal: rock: new wave: psychadelic: 2552. What are your feelings about: Picasso? Van Gogh? Michaelangelo? D'Vincci? Einstein? Tesla? 2553. Who else can you think of that made a MAJOR contribution to art or science? Hmmm. 2554. Who can you think of that made a major contribution to modern thought? It’s getting later and I’m getting more tired sooo. 2555. Why is it called 'coca cola'? Beats me. 2556. Would you ever buy a Ford car? Maybe? 2557. Donald or Daffy duck? Donald. 2558. What is the most memorable thing about Pee-Wee Herman? His laugh and the tequila dance. 2559. Lease or buy a car? My mom has done the leasing thing a couple times now, and it sounds pretty good to me. She was able to trade in for a new car, so. 2560. Have you met Real Talkin' Bubba? No. I don’t even know who that is.

Do you love him to death? I don’t even know him. 2561. Have you ever been in a situation where you weren't sure if you were seducing or being seduced? I’m sure that I’ve never been the seduce-er, but I think someone has attempted to seduce me. 2562. Can you 'pinch an inch' on your belly? No. 2563. Have you ever been to: a temple? a bar? a massage parlor? 2564. Would you ever want to visit Thailand? Sure. 2565. What culture are you fascinated by? All cultures are pretty interesting and fascinating in some way. 2566. Have you ever worn a cape? Nope. 2567. What is the difference between 'nude' and 'naked'? Is there a difference?

Okay, so I was intrigued and looked it up. Turns out, there is a difference and it does make sense to me now. “Naked” refers to someone being unprotected or vulnerable. “Nude” just means unclothed. The more ya know.

2568. What can you get for a dollar (.59 brittish pounds)? Two tacos from Jack in the Box. 2569. What makes you who you are? The environment, upbringing, and life experiences. 2570. How do you search for meaning in life? I don’t know. I’m trying to find it. 2571. If your partner collected internet porn pics of celebs s/he thought was hot would that bother you? No, not really. 2572. You are alone with your lover's diary. What do you do? Nothing. I wouldn’t want to invade their privacy for one, and for two it could open a can of worms if you read something you don’t like. 2573. You read some and find out that a whhhiiillle back your lover had a crush on someone else, but you two were together. You both still hang out with this person. What do you do? I mean... they weren’t intimate with each other in any way were they? It would bother me, and I would be thinking about it the next time we all were hanging out. I’d wonder if he still had feelings for that person. I’d probably notice how they were around each other. I don’t know what I would do, honestly. 2574. Are you an old fart? My body feels that way. 2575. What were your favorite things to do in the yard as a kid? My cousins and I would just play house, tag, or draw with chalk. 2576. Why don't people have more fun? *shrug* 2577. Have you ever wanted to have a pet skinned and turned into an article of clothing? Omg, no!

What pet? What article of clothing? 2578. Do I come off sounding normal, mildly irrational, blatently insane or completely certifiable? Some of the questions are a bit out there, not gonna lie. Others are deep and thoughtful. It varies. You’re creative; though, no doubt. And smart, it would seem. I couldn’t come up with these questions. 2579. Did you ever feel that you were unable to function in society? I feel like I can’t function at all sometimes. 2580. Is it nap time yet? It’s bedtime. 2581. Do you have to have the space next to the door or can you walk from the other end of the parking lot and still be okay with the world? I don’t have to be right up front, no. It’s whatever, really. 2582. Do you like trains? I don’t really feel any kind of way about them. 2583. What's in Hungary? Uhh. Stuff. 2584. have you ever felt like you were holding someone else back? Yes.

Has someone ever held you back? Yes. 2585. What do you think of the term, 'organized religion'? I don’t know. 2586. What do you think of the name 'Orson'? Not a favorite of mine. 2587. What frustrates you? A lot of things. My life. My health. 2588. Winkin, Blinkin and Nod, one night, sailed off in a sea of dew.. I have no idea. 2589. Is ten dollars (5 pounds) a good price to pay for one lipstick? Sure. I pay less for mine, though.

Does anyone else remember when lipstick was, like, 2 or 3 bucks? Yes. 2590. Are you ill? Yes. 2591. Where were you the night of.....oh hell, last night? I was right here in my bed. 2592. Do you pronounce the 'er' sound at the end of words(lookER or lookA)? Yes. 2593. Do you drink only 100% juice? I don’t like juice. 2594. Do you remember the bills you have to pay...or even yesterday? I remember the bills I have to pay thanks to the calendar app on my phone that reminds me on the day they’re due. 2595. What duck? ??? 2596. Do you collect coins? In a way, since I have a lot in my current purse and my old purses in the closet.

How about stamps? No. 2597. wHAT'S the best way to learn a new language? A structure like that of Rosetta Stone. 2598. Is god in you? Yes. 2599. Are you in god? I don’t know? 2600. Do you know which fork to use at a formal table setting?

I do.