#that is definitely a lil dig at don btw 😂
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Autumn Windenburg, a meeting of the exes
Gemma: Well well well, if it isn’t the Wolf-man himself.
Ge: At a party? Never thought I’d see the day.
Wolfgang: Gemma! These losers tricked me into going somehow.
W: How’ve you been?
Ge: Since I dumped you, you mean? Better than ever, I must say.
W: Hey, I thought we agreed to call it a mutual breakup.
Ge: Don’t fool yourself, darling. No one willingly breaks up with me.
Cassie: I still don’t understand how you could ever stay friends with an ex.
Morgan: That’s because you only date scumbags, Cassie.
Ca: Touché.
Nyon: Is this some kind of meeting of the exes I wasn’t invited to?
W: Nervous!
Gemma: Oh, you dated this trash-bag too?
Nyon: Mhm. For two years. On and off.
W: This is about to turn uncomfortable for me, I can feel it. Imma go have a smoke.
Gemma: I’ll join you. Nyon, let’s compare embarrassing stories! Cassie, wanna come?
W: Ughhhhhhhhhh…
C: Sure! Morgan, will you be alright?
Mo: Whatever, losers. Go suck on your cancer sticks, if you���re so inclined.
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