#that he literally needs especially somewhere like atlanta like he was telling the cop dude we are both unsafe rn rappers get shot

[lungfuls]

tyreek hill arrest body cam footage is fucking embarrassing for those cops. pathetic bullies

[markyishanthonymartinez]

6/9/17

So I figured I should do like tbt blogs cause usually when I don’t blog it means I did something neat and late into the night so why should those be the days that I omit from the blog, that’s dumb.

So here’s Friday’s blog.

I don’t really remember what I did in the morning which is probably a good reason to do blogs that night or the day after.

But whatever, I mainly wanted to talk about the mad night tings anyways.

Miyanna calls me and invites me to Stoney’s. I don’t question it, or even ask who’s all going. I just ask for the time and I’m there. I needed an excuse to get out of the house so I didn’t die alone at home in case the Cavs decided to get swept (they didn’t).

I go to Stoney’s, we’re all fashionably late aka we’re just about ready to leave our houses when we said we’d meet there, meet up with Miyanna, Colton, Josh, Gracie, Trent, Quincy, and Nick Lace. Buuuut, Gracie casually left her wallet in Atlanta (I know wtf, what a weird place to store your wallet) so she only had a driving permit that had a big VOID hole-punched into it as her identification. They didn’t let us into Stoney’s. The guy was really nice about it to be fair. The girls were kinda upset, but pretty much all the guys agreed that we definitely didn’t want to go to Stoney’s anyways because country music is lame and country dancing is even more so, so we weren’t too bummed that we didn’t get in. Then the plan shifted to some litty hookah lounge that they wanted to go to but Trent Quincy and Josh wanted to go to McFaddens because of literally the most stupid reason that is so annoying but it’s a secret so I can’t talk about it.

I know what you’re thinking. MARK. A HOOKAH LOUNGE? WHAT IS WRONG EITH YOU. Let me be honest, I was ready to call it a night. I was gonna cop me a smoothie on the way home, maybe stop and catch a time lapse of the strip from afar on my way or something. But nick really really wanted everyone to be together and he assured me that that one wasn’t bad and was well ventilated and it wouldn’t smell gross and etc. and even then I wanted to leave, but I felt bad for leaving so I came along. V important details: Grace drove Nick, Miyanna, and I. Miyanna doesn’t like drake (tf how?), Quincy drive himself, Colton drove himself, Shawn Topper met us there. They drank in the parking lot in shawns truck while nick and I sat in graces car talking about clothes and music lol. The line was long to get in. We legit waited for like an hour and a half. If I had my car I would’ve left.

Then then then, they invite grant and Josh says he’s ready to join us so Quincy and Nick go pick him up. Okay I’m pretty certain they took Quincy’s car but at some point in all of this Nick becomes in charge of Grace’s keys. They come back with Joshua and Grant gets there and we’re at the front of the line finally because Nick is clearly drunk because he’s becoming drunk, yells a lot Nick. Like we start explaining Grace’s ID situation to the guy and Nick just starts screaming “SHOW HIM YOUR BANK ACCOUNT” and we almost have to fight him to get him to stop yelling at the guy. We get inside and have fun and duh I don’t smoke hookah but I fuck with the music selection and I’m with all my friends and Josh and Nick are especially feeling themselves and I have tons of fun dancing and signing with them.

Oh I jerked too lollll. The song came on and I just couldn’t not. S/o to 7th grade vibes.

Okay so during this we’re keeping an eye on nick cause he’s the most wildin and I one point I realize his phone’s literally just on the ground. So stupid dumb idiot mark is like “ oh hey nicks phone, I should return it to him”. So I grab it, go over hand it to him and tell him to be careful with it. I go and sit down and after the next song it hits me “… mark… did you just hand drunk nick his phone back who just barely lost his phone and tell him not to lose it again…”. I get up and go ask him if he has it so I can’t hold it for him (IT HAS BEEN LIKE 2 MINUTES) and he looks home in the eyes (sort of, he’s drunk) and says to me, “oh yeah I have it, it’s around here somewhere” (as he whips his head to the side in an attempt to signal an approximate direction). Then I go on search for nicks phone mode and finally Josh tracks it down. Luckily someone gave it to the staff and they had it.

we didn’t give him back his phone.

Eventually we decide we’re good to go and get up together and walk out. But while we’re halfway to the car we realize we forgot someone

Don’t guess

Okay you can guess

Good ole nick

They go back inside to grab him and he was still dancing, smoking hookah as though no one had left lmaooo

Then we’re walking across the parking lot to the car and grace is like, “ oh okay nick, do you have my keys?”

And colton and I just look at each other.

Nah… no actual way.

There’s no way.

Our friends have done some dumb things

And I mean some really dumb things

But never

No way

Would someone leave drunk nick in charge of the keys to get us home

They did

Nick just starts being funny

He’s like “ooooo your keys? Damn. Those shits is gooooooooone. G-O-N-E, GONE”

He starts doing body motions of him hitting the keys like a baseball super far away and shooting an arrow up towards the moon.

“I LEFT THOSE BY THE CAR, THEYRE GONE BY NOW”

We don’t really believe him. No one does. He’s just nick. Fucking with us. They’re just in his pocket. He’s just gonna act like he lost them and be like oops derp when we get to the car.

Nah

Nick is a fucking savage

And both the greatest and worst person alive

we get closer to the car

Would you fucking believe it

A little black box next to graces car

Her fucking key

On the floor

In the parking lot

Next to the car

For the past 3 hours

All night

We literally die laughing crying in shock

All the feels

Nick just laughs hysterically and throws the key across the parking lot while grace is just in absolute shock

Nick has done some nick things in his days but never this. This was even something for him.

We then went to this super rad place that’s open 24 hours called wahoos and the guy was super nice but nick’s drunkenness made him over-apologetic and he kept apologizing and saying we could leave if he’s too busy or if it’s too much work and it was hilarious.

I drove home after colton took me to my car that I left at town square. As I was getting home you could see the sun peeking over sunrise mountain at 4 am. I slept like a lil bb.

Nick Lace is a fucking dude and a half.

"Do all the good you can. By all the means you can. In all the ways you can. In all the places you can. At all the times you can. To all the people you can. As long as ever you can." (dft/sb)

-merk