#that fuckin asshole /aff

[brockendrems]

another fucking fic

Through the Shattered Looking Glass - Chapter 1 - Brocken_Drems - Transformers - All Media Types [Archive of Our Own]

hey guys look at this funky thing i wrote

[mouseymilkovich]

“well, get used to it. i'm not leaving” college Lip again. Maybe after he ends up in the hospital from all his drinking. Angsty pretty pls

sonia back at it again with our fave college asshole /aff

well, get used to it. i'm not leaving. — from ; forced proximity prompts

Content Tags: Alcoholism, Lip's stubborn

🎀 let's have a sleepover — submissions closed 🎀

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You'd found Lip passed the fuck out outside of one of his classes — and it terrified you. So, you took it upon yourself to get him to a hospital, this wasn't good for him, and you'd be dammed if you weren't gonna do something about it.

"Why the fuck did you bring me here?" He grumbled to you once he awoke, you sitting next to his bed.

"Because you needed help, Lip. I wasn't gonna leave you passed out in the middle of campus... I'm worried about you." You said softly, taking in a soft breath. "You scared me."

"Well... you don't have to give so much of a shit about me. And you don't have to fuckin' babysit me." Lip muttered, unable to look you in the eye. He was embarrassed, ashamed — he was turning into Frank.

"Well, get used to it. I'm not leaving." You responded firmly, then grabbed his hand. "Whether you like it or not, I care about you. So deal with it."

"Y're a pain in my ass, yknow that?" He mumbled, but you could see a hint of a blush on his cheeks.

"Yeah. And I'm gonna continue to be." You laughed softly. "So like I said, get fuckin' used to it.

[hiemaldesirae]

Thorn here: that's fucking hilarious that Vox is SOO proud on how his fucking cat KILLED 3-4 of his ppl and then MAIMED more of em he literally told ALL of HELL. I'm DYING.

Lucifer: *looking *directly at Alastor.* "It figures the only guy interested in you could tame THAT beast. Of course he'd be an animal person."

Husk: *chokes on his drink.*

more cat drabbles it is. go forth pathetic little orphaned child and the rest of you freaks (/aff). feast

"No, okay, I fucking *get* it, Populis--" Vox puts a hand to his forehead as the door opens behind him, suppressing another sigh as he turns around to greet Velvette, the doll sinner raising an eyebrow in an unimpressed manner as she watches him fumble with his phone. "Look, I'll get back to you later. Velvette. To what do I owe the displeasure?"

"Not even trying to keep up the act anymore, are you?" Velvette crosses her arms as she enters the room, releasing the fluffball of red fur in her arms to let him run to Vox, the Media Overlord immediately scooping Venom up the moment he gets close enough. "Val and I can only do so much, you know. Belle's been running damage control for days now, and she doesn't know how much longer she can keep it up without organic photos."

"Don't even start with me on that. Dei and Lis have been all up my asshole about it enough, I don't need you guys too," Vox grumbles. "Listen, Vel, I'll get back to business *soon*. Really, I will. I just need to figure out what the fuck Alastor is playing at this time."

"Just tune him out! What's the fucking point of listening to a thing that bastard has to say?" Velvette throws her hands up in her air in exasperation, "I mean, come the fuck on, Vox- it's not like he's some sort of demented ex trying to get your attention back or something! It's just your stupid, crazed rival who rejected you *once* a few years back because he's got no taste."

Vox frowns down at Venom, who simply cuddles into his arm and purrs. The tension drains from his posture as he watches the kitten rub up to him, letting his shoulders slump as the little ball of fluff curls up closer into his chest. "It's not... like that, Vel."

"Then what the hell is it? I mean, you and Val are always acting so secretive about your past with the Radio Freak-- you can't expect me to be able to stay in the loop with all that when you two are acting like this, right?"

"He's just taunting me again," Vox murmurs. "He does that sometimes. You know, there was that one time after he left, seven years ago... the frequency from his end turned on. When I tried to tune in, the only thing on the other end was laughing. I wanted to ask him how he was doing, but..."

"So... what, he likes to taunt you by destroying full blocks of buildings?"

"Something like that," Vox shrugs. "Just... it's fine. It'll all go back to normal once he grows bored of doing it or whatever, and then we can go back to normal again."

"If you say so," Velvette frowns. It's clear she doesn't believe him, but she doesn't press further-- a discretion that Vox is grateful for. He runs his hand over Venom's soft fur as Velvette exits the room, being careful not to scratch the little cat with his sharp claws.

Sighing, he looks down at the cat still laid on his chest, cheek smushed against his torso. "What do you think I should do about your freaky doppleganger, hm?"

The cat looks up at him and simply meows, looking up at him with its large eyes.

"Yeah, okay, I don't know what I was thinking asking that," Vox snorts. "I'll just... wait it out."

"Okay, Smiles, seriously, what the *fuck* are you doing?!" Angel bursts into the main lobby with an angry look on his face, something unusual for the porn star. "The Vees Tower has been on complete lockdown for like, a week now! I've got fuckin' bills to pay, drugs ta' buy! Stop being a fuckin' freak so I can go and get my paycheck!"

Alastor's eye twitches from where he sits hunched over the small shrine, complete with several dismembered plushies of that damned fucking cat.

All this, and Vox still wasn't acknowledging any of his attempts to get his attention. And that fucking cat... at this point, perhaps he would just have to break into Vox's tower himself.

[butchdykekondraki]

LOVELYYYY OKAY SO . :) do u like the trafficsmps?? do you like the conflicts and wars that happen in smps in general?? then come watch lifesteal smp!!!!

it's been nicknamed the "deadliest smp" and if you were to ask me to carry the traffic comparison, i'd call it trafficsmp on drugs. /hj

the rules of the game are pretty simple:

you start with ten hearts. if you lose all your hearts, you're banned (until the next season, at least). you can gain hearts, though - any kill you get on a player takes one of their hearts, and gives it to you - so you can have well over ten, depending on how good you are. (one of the cc!s, clownpierce, at one point had like twenty-something during season 3)

there's not a MASSIVE overarching story, but there is enough lore and story to actually keep people that are into that interested; alliances made, betrayal cast, blah blah, you get the drill. certain thhings have actually been banned recently, like uhh. tridents got banned after season 2, because of things like a fight between clownpierce and another cc i forgot, in which the other cc just kept using a riptide trident to bounce back and forth between water spots and the fight went on for, uh, way too fuckin long because of it.

it's got four seasons so far!! certain ccs join later on. also theres a lot of gay people.

half of these people don't have playlists themselves, but fanbases have made them!! theyre just a little hard to track down. also @\renchant is working on uploading clownpierce's vods!!

there is also a fair amount of angst. the ending of season two made us cry like a bitch /hj.

as for ccs uh!!! some of our favourites are:

clownpierce, joined in season 2. is very into the clown motif, even built a circus and a funhouse in s3. absolutely one of the best fighters on the fucking server, like i said, at one point in s3 he had like twenty fucking hearts. sarcastic asshole kinda sometimes. gets shoved into a preconcieved "villain" role but honestly hes just a total dorkass trying to act intimidating /aff (< my clownpierce was also my husband in my canon)

roshambo (me!!), been here since the start. absolute fucking loser of a man im gonna be honest with you. the cc has a fucking obsession with poop jokes for some reason and has a semi-trend of "they call me the (xyz)" here whenever he does something well. i.e, "they call me the interior designer". theyre a little insane. /aff

mapicc!, also been here since the start. the best way i can explain this man is all the rage of a chihuahua in a human form. he is constantly starting fights and insulting people and making the most fucking unhinged statements you could ever imagine. i swear to god he has a death wish but its funny as fuck. (also roshambo and mapicc are A Pair. their name is dualityduo if anyone was curious :D)

planetlord, i do not remember off the top of my head when he joins, is the fucking server blorbo. everyone loves them. hes iconic. hes just A Guy. they are vibing and doing his fucking Best.

branzy, joins in the third season. fucking unhinged and amazing with redstone, he helps clown rig literal roulette machines and shit in a casino they build. not onyl that, he rigs it so that clown can fucking cheat the machines. hes amazing. he is also an absolute golden retriever of a man and we love him for it. big dork that is also absolutely terrifying. /vpos.

this concludes my advertisement of the lifesteal smp everyone should go and watch it because i think a good majority of the people on this blog would enjoy it tbh. also we want more lifesteal friends. /silly -ro

WAUHGh !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! /POS THANK U RO ^_^

[girlbossphilza]

Phil/Philza [♟️]

He/him | Ageless | Straight | Fuzztive

Boundaries/about me, tagging system, and userboxes under cut.

Our collective blog: @stonedstevie

Our system blog: @originssystem

Please ask before reblogging system related posts!

Interests: Crows/ravens (or any birbs), Minecraft, Origins SMP, DreamSMP, Technoblade (RIP mate), being a fatherly figure

pronouns.cc

Tagging system:

#phil.txt -> Talking tag

#phil.rb -> Reblogs

#phil.fav -> Favourite posts/saves

#chat.za -> Asks

#phil.sys -> System related posts

Boundaries/about me:

Hi, chat! It’s Phil :) I’m a fuzztive of content creator Philza Minecraft, c!Phil, and of the rpverse Philza (@/angelxxreaper). Part of The Origins System! He/him pronouns, straight (women pog) ((Kristin pog)). I don’t have Kristin but I miss her (((Please give me my wife back))).

Use me like Source Phil! Call me Dadza, I don’t mind, m8! You guys are little shits anyways /aff and I’m the least parasocial fuck you’ll ever meet when it comes to you, chat, haha. Do not flirt with an old man, that is very illegal, guys (unless, somehow, you are Kristin). Don’t even think about sexualisation. Jokes are fine though!

I actually don’t look like my pfp. I look like streamer Phil. I fuckin wish I was cool looking like c!Phil. That would be pog. Don’t ask about my appearance, you should know Phil if you’re interacting, and you have Google under your fingertips, mate!

I’m comfortable with asks and personal questions, though I will tell you shits off if you’re a dick. Don’t be an asshole, chat, and we’ll be good. Dms are fine if you ask fine, don’t be shy, hehe!

[roman-deserves-love]

Sanders Sides Debate AU

I can't believe no one is on this shit yet. Prinxiety and Logicality, but honestly? You could probs do any other ship too.

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-It's all policy, because a. ships and b. I refuse to explain multiple types of debate

-Roman and Virgil got paired up because both of their debate partners (Remy and Deciet, respectively), ditched their first tournament of the year.

-Roman is the 2A, Virgil is the 2N. Basically, Virgil is the captain when they're negative and Roman is when they're affirmative.

-Virgil SPREADS(speed reads). Ma boi just wants to sit down, flow(take notes), and copy paste some goddamn disadvantages. His condo abilities are so fucking high. Like bitch is so good at truth testing he's practically a polygraph (if those worked)

-okay but VIRGILS COUNTERPLANS. He cuts them himself(researches evidence)

-Roman doesn't read super fast, but his evidence is like, Kappler 95 levels of good(really REALLY good).

-Their aff is Blood Quantum, which Roman chose because he gets to waste his opponents' CX(cross-examination) time because no one knows wtf it is.

-they kick ass.

-like, a lot of ass.

-You'd think Patton would be the 2A, but nope! His morality arguments are top notch, and don't get me started on his analytics because he will slam dunk you into a pile of dirty laundry with a smile on his face if he thinks there is a CHANCE that your plan doesn't solve.

-Logan is the statistics boi. His nuclear war impacts??? They are gr8. You can't have a link debate with him without getting crushed, absolutely demolished by all the facts he has in his brain.

- They read the Human Trafficking aff, because Logan knows, he KNOWS that Patton will go. the fuck. off. if someone tries to make an economy argument against it.

-They are the absolute BEST at topicality(whether or not an aff falls under the resolution).

-So with that set up, our story.

-So our boys are at the last HUDL tournament (the Houston debate league tournament)(they're in Houston because I don't know what the debate tourno s in Florida are called), and it's their last tournament as novices(first-year debaters), so they are PREPARED because if they do well then they go to regionals.

-So they go and debate and read counterplans and analytics and affs and kick ass for their first two rounds and then

-Then it's time for lunch break.

-So the Bois™ are chillin, eating the tournament provided lunches, and Virgil asks Roman to send him one of his aff files.

-And so Roman does, except that boy do the documents Blood Quantum Framing and Boi I'm Queer For Him look very similar.

-So he accidentally send Virgil a list of ways Roman was considering asking him out.

-They are both very flustered because of course.

-Virgil finally gets his life together and tells Roman "Number 3, definitely".

-number three is 'just ask him you peasant'.

-So Roman does and Virgil agrees.

-Then lunch ends.

-They're so lost in thought and disbelief they lose all their other rounds, but it's OK, because they get to hold hands on the bus ride home.

-Their first date is after a long-ass tournament, Roman drives Virgil to a late night bakery and buys them coffee and a slice of apple pie to share.

-Money changes hands between Logan and their debate coach.

-And that's the Prinxiety tea.

-Logan and Pattons get-together is equally abrupt.

-They go 5-0 at aforementioned last HUDL, and when they get called up for first place, Patton gets so excited he accidentally kisses Logan.

-Logan is suprised, and makes Confused Logan Noises™ because he doesn't understand emotion but oh well too late he's feeling it.

-Patton is Concerned™ and pulls away apologizing like he dropped a jar of Crofters.

-Logan just stares for a solid minute until he Reboots and just fuckin yoinks Pattons into him and kisses him back.

- Everyone thinks it's cute except that one asshole who reads the Terrorism DA every round.

-No money is exchanged, mainly because everyone thought they were dating already.

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And that's all folks! DM me if you have a question about a debate term! I probably won't draw anything because I Can't™, but send asks!!