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impulsivelycontentious · 8 months ago
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Imagine banning people from getting jobs or buying cars under the age of 25.
This recommendation ALONE should set off anyone sensible's bullshit sensors and be used to inform their conclusions about the rest of it.
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96percentdone · 3 years ago
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I regret going into the Percy Jackson tag out of nostalgia. Of course, The Shipping War has gotten there too. About. Calypso?
She's a teenager. You can go on and on about how she's technically thousands of years old, but that does not matter. She looks and acts like a teenager. She's a teenager. She has been one forever. She doesn't have all the wisdom or experience or maturity as someone who is near 5000 years old. Why doesn't she have that? Because she was trapped on Ogygia, her cursed island home, as a teenager, and has been there ever since. She literally has been barred from ever growing older. For thousands of years, she is largely prevented from having any meaningful experiences, living in isolation from all life. Maturation comes from experience, which she is severely lacking.
This criticism only makes sense if your understanding of predatory relationships is based solely on the number 18 (or whatever your number of choice is). It has this fetishistic view of age. It's fine when the greek gods fall in love with the parents, because everyone there is an adult. Even when they might have been barely adults, as some people believe about Sally Jackson. That was fine. Because they're older than 18, and that means you're an adult and fully mature to make your own decisions, apparently. But that's not actually how that works.
The complaint being waged with Calypso is predatory because she is way older than Percy or Leo, but 1) on every level except technical, no, she's not and 2) treating it as a matter of technical difference misunderstands the dangers of predatory relationships. The problem isn't about parties above or under magic number eighteen, it's the severe difference in experiences and maturity that leads one party to take advantage of another one. Relationships can be predatory among adults, or even among people who are the same age (see: boss/employee scenarios), given the right circumstances. Predation is about power dynamics; looking at numbers is not enough.
You can make some obvious judgment calls about certain age gaps. A 25-year-old should not be messing around with a 15-year-old. Cool. Easy. But what happens when it's an 18-year-old and a 15-year-old? Or a 25-year-old and a 45-year-old? What do we do then? It's not as simple as numbers. The world is not black and white. Predatory dynamics cannot easily be unpacked with one hard rule, and you are naive if you think they can. And this was just like, stuff in real life?
No one is ever going to be in a scenario where they're a teenager with someone millenias old, never mind a teen in a relationship with a teenager who has been a teenager unchanging for thousands of years. So if we're going to interpret the text, and whether it's depicting a predatory relationship, wouldn't it be more helpful if we focused on what actually makes something predatory? Wouldnt it be more valuable to ask if there is a sizeable difference in experience and maturity? To see if there's a demonstrable uneven power dynamic? To see if this is something demonstrated by the narrative, but never questioned, instead of fixating on arbitrary fantasy numbers?
TL;DR: let's talk about predators in fiction by understanding what makes something predatory instead of this headass age fixation.
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serpentinerose · 5 years ago
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hi! this isn't supposed to be ship or character hate, I'm just genuinely having a conflictual time reading 2ha. i'm on chapter 60 (so obviously I'm already pretty invested lol), but how do people get past the fact that cw is in love with a 15yr old disciple? maybe I'm just not at the part in the novel where that is somehow justified (i know he doesn't DO anything to moran, really its vice versa, but it's still kind of the thought that counts). does this q make sense? rly not supposed 2b hate!!
Hello anon! Thank you for your question. I think this is a morally gray point and surely will be one of the most common criticisms levied at 2ha, especially once it gets big when Hao Yi Xing is released. Some people would definitely classify Chu Wanning’s love for 15-year-old Mo Ran as very clearly immoral. I don’t love the minor thing due to my own ethnic Asian but Western-raised perspective, but I can kind of see why Meatbun made this decision. Keeping in mind how Chu Wanning was written as a character in the context of fantasy ancient China, I have a few thoughts on this. I tend to ramble a lot, so here is my word vomit:
1. Modern Western age of consent vs. classical norms. I think it is worth examining our own understanding of various constructs of the modern age, including the age of consent. It is no surprise that there was pretty much no such thing as an age of consent in the past; for women, it was whenever they started their period, and then they were eligible to marry. I think it is great that we now care a lot about age of consent; there is an enormous differential of power between a relatively young person and a more established, mature person, and knowing what we now know about prefrontal cortex formation (continuing until roughly the age of 25), it is good that we establish some boundaries. However, there does seem to be a mismatch between the biological point at which we are counted as fully mature and what we consider to be an appropriate age a person can be eligible for guilt-free sex. The age of consent is arbitrary to the point that it still varies in many parts of the world. What is considered immoral varies depending on context. Meatbun wrote 2ha following an established tradition in wuxia novels following the norms of that world. In the world of ancient China and especially fantasy ancient China, the fact that Mo Ran is a minor will not make anyone blink an eye. What is very scandalous, however, is that Chu Wanning is his teacher. One of China’s most famous wuxia stories, the Return of the Condor Heroes, features the love story between the protagonist and his female martial artist master. It has been some years since I returned to this story, but I am 99% sure that the disciple Yang Guo was a minor when their relationship began. Even removed from the Eastern world, Western classical traditions also extol the virtue of the erastes/eromenos sexual relationship. This does not mean I am saying it’s ok for someone to be attracted to whom we consider minors if we just move everyone to a historical setting, but we also have to be critical about how future generations will look back at our current norms and how we, too, will become abhorrent to them in some respect.
2. Chu Wanning as a person and the concept of love. The xianxia world of cultivation seems to de-emphasize the concept of sexual love even as sex itself is widely acknowledged as a method of cultivation. However, dual cultivation is also thought of in-universe as an inferior technique of cultivation, with self-cultivation held to the highest standard, meaning abstinence (I cannot find the reference for this, sorry, but probably somewhere in Book 1). I do not read Chu Wanning’s attraction to Mo Ran as sexual at all in book 1. [minor spoilers] Chu Wanning was raised by monks in a removed temple at the top of a mountain [/minor spoilers], and sexual desire is considered taboo and suppressed. Chu Wanning was so successful at this suppression that he quite simply does not even think about sex or sexual matters until [minor spoilers] book 2, when Mo Ran is much older and way hotter [/minor spoilers]. I think for Chu Wanning, the love he feels for young Mo Ran is romantic and protective, in that he would do anything to keep Mo Ran safe, puts Mo Ran’s interests above his own, and is quite divorced from sexual interests. One may note that every romantic touch between Chu Wanning and Mo Ran at that age was initiated by Mo Ran himself, and Chu Wanning just kind of sat there in shock, and if he did take comfort in those moments, I can’t really blame him with the heavy amount of seemingly unrequited love going on. Chu Wanning saw a spark of something pure and good in 14-year-old Mo Ran when Mo Ran first became his disciple, and through their time together, the spark only grew stronger and fueled Chu Wanning’s love. I don’t think Chu Wanning considered Mo Ran as a sexual being, nor did Chu Wanning consider himself a sexual being. Until book 2. Also, a re-emphasis that it is just so arbitrary that an adult having feelings for a 17-year-old is not ok, but it’s fine when that person turns 18, which leads me to...
3. Thoughts vs. actions. This goes into a philosophical slash kind of religious point about at what point does sin begin, at the thoughts level or at the actions level. Chu Wanning quite clearly believed it is the former. He suffered tremendous guilt over his love for Mo Ran because Mo Ran is his disciple, even if everything I said about the age thing did not count. The master-disciple relationship in ancient China is as sacred as the father-child relationship. There is a famous idiom, which goes “One day as a teacher, a lifetime as a father,” signifying how well this relationship is valued under a Confucian system. Flash forward to 1984 and the thought police, and then taking into account how Meatbun is writing this novel in censorship-happy Communist China, I think it is a pretty deliberate choice on Meatbun’s part to make Mo Ran’s starting age in the novel below the 18-year-old threshold of acceptability. Do we condemn Chu Wanning for what is in his heart, unvoiced, or for what he does? For all that Chu Wanning pines for Mo Ran, what he ends up doing can only be seen as virtuous. Even if someone reads his love for Mo Ran as sexual, does it negate what he chose to do instead? Contrast this with Nabokov’s treatment of the narrator in Lolita, which is a clear example of abuse. Chu Wanning loved Mo Ran at all ages, through all stages of both of their lives; it is not a fetish for him to seek out youth. It just so happened that Chu Wanning met Mo Ran at that point in both their lives. Overall, I think the moral judgment of Chu Wanning’s feeling is up for each reader to answer for themselves.
With all that said, my own context is that I’m a woman in my late 20s with relatively little trauma history raised within both the Sinosphere and “the West,” and so my experiences reading this novel and my own understanding of the characters and their motivations are colored through my own lenses. I am of the opinion that literature (I don’t think I’m being too generous in saying that 2ha counts as a piece of literature) should challenge your perception, expand your horizon, and get you to think critically about what you are consuming. Of course, I would prioritize your own mental health and safety if reading this novel is traumatizing to a more serious degree than feeling conflictual about the subject matter. Thank you for the very thoughtful question. It really helped me work through my own feelings about this pairing and Chu Wanning as a character.
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fawnnandfable · 7 years ago
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Prompt List
Send in a number(s) and person and I’ll try my best. Even if they’re not in the tags just request them anyways, I write about almost everyone. It doesn't even have to be a WWE superstar.
1. “There are too many people on this planet. We need a new plague.”
2.  “I am running away from my responsibilities. And it feels good.”
3.  “Occasionally I’ll hit someone with my car.”
4. “You don’t know me; you’ve just seen my penis.”
5. “I’m gonna tell you all of my secrets.”
6. “I’ve only slept nine hours in the last four days.”
7. “I need you to text me every thirty seconds saying that everything is going to be okay.”
8. “Everything hurts and I’m dying.”
9. “I don’t want to be overdramatic but today felt like 100 years in hell and the absolute worst day of my life.”
10. “How long do cats live? Like, assuming you don’t throw them under a bus or something?”
11. “I’m not great at the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?”
12. “Seriously, good luck marrying me.”
13. “He may not be my soul mate but hey, a girl’s gotta eat.”
15. “Someone ate the only good thing going in my life.”
16. “These are just feelings, they’ll go away.”
17. “Hey, Baby, It’s me. Can you bail me out of jail?”
18. “Maybe the old lady with the face tattoo is right.”
19. “You know what I’d like to do right now? I’d like to hold your hand.”
20. “The best I can give you is a fake smile and dead eyes.”
21. “People like being lied to. They just don’t like finding out they’ve been lied to.”
22. “I want to fill a pillowcase with dead batteries and beat you with it.”
23. “Where’s my candy you son of a bitch?”
24. “The gym, or as I like to call it, the Institute of things I can’t do.”
25. “I have a black eye and I need ice
26. “I tell secrets. It’s just who I am.”
27. “Don’t put me in your fantasies. I don’t even like being in your real life.”
28. “I am not proud of what I am about to say…”
29. “But I don’t want to go outside.”
30. “You should know if you come any closer, I’m not letting you go.”
31. “Talking isn’t going to help me, okay? What’s going to help me is, like, drinking.”
32. “Kiss me like that again, pretty please.”
33. “I want to sleep with you tonight.”
34. “Has anyone told you how cute you are?”
35. “You have no idea how much I love you.”
36.  “What did you say?”
37. “Marry me.”
38. “Are you still awake..?”
39. “I can’t believe you dragged me into this.”
40. “I could kill you right now!”
41. “I don’t hate you.. I just don’t like that you exist.”
42.“Do things that make you happy within the confines of the legal system.”
43. “Give me cake or give me death.”
44. “I just sometimes get the sudden urge to drop kick a small child across the room but I don’t because its frowned upon.”
45. “On a scale from, ’I can sometimes make important phone calls without crying’ to ’I have a stable job with a steady income, a spouse who loves me, a dog, and two kids who are screwed up minimally at worst’, how much of an adult are you?”
46. “I would kill for you. Like actual murder.”
47. “Do you ever think if people heard our conversations they’d lock us up?”
48. “Despite the cliche, it’s not me, it’s you.”
49. “I tried to change the duvet and I got stuck inside.”
50. “I don’t leave messages. If I wanted to talk to a machine, I’d talk to my VCR.”
51. “That’s almost exactly the opposite of what I meant.”
52. “I can be flexible. As long as everything is exactly the way I want it, I’m totally flexible.”
53. “You cannot fathom the immensity of the fucks I don’t give.”
54. “The only STD I have is sexually transmitted desire…for you.”
55. “It must be hard with your sense of direction, never being able to find your way to a decent pickup line.”
56. “You’re like, five feet tall. How you gonna reach me, shortie?”
57. “I recognize that you have reached a decision, but given that it is a stupid ass decision I have elected to ignore it”
58. “I’m weird, you’re weird, we could have weird little babies and live weirdly ever after if it wasn’t for the fact I sometimes find you repulsive.”
59. “I’m gonna lay down and die for like half hour okay?”
60. “It’s midnight, what do you want?”
61. “You are completely unfit to handle a child.”
62. “When in doubt curl into the fetal position and give up on life.”
63. “It’s not a double date, we’re just third and forth wheeling.”
64. “Hello little one. We can’t wait to meet you…”
65. “You’re so cute when you pout like that!”
66. “Are you wearing my shirt?”
67. “You’re beautiful, you know that?”
68. “They always make shower sex sound so appealing, but honestly, this is getting dangerous.”
69. “Did something just happen? You’re not turned on anymore.”
70. “Keep sweet-talking and this could go a whole new direction.”
71. “Would you feel better if I let you hold my hand?”
72. “I’m glad you find my boyfriend attractive, now fuck off.”
73. “I platonically want to have sex with you. No big deal.”
74. “Do you love her?”
75. “And you wonder why we broke up in the first place.”
76. “Fuck that was so hot.”
77. “You belong with me.”
79.“Blasphemy! Sex solves everything.”
80. “Hey, I’m right here. Shh you’re okay.”
81. “You know I never meant to hurt you, right?”
82. “Did you just call me (Your/Ex’s/Name?)
83. “I’ll give you a blowjob if you go and get me some skittles.”
84. “You mean the world to me.”
85. “I may be drunk but I know for a fact that I love you.”
86. “You smell good.”
87. “That was the cutest thing I’ve ever seen.”
88. “What the fuck are you giggling at? it’s 3am.”
89. “Can I be the little spoon tonight?”
90. “You’re mine. You got that?”
91. “You mean everything to me. And I’ll be damned if I were to let you walk out on me right now.”
92. “I swear to god I won’t have sex with you for a whole month if you don’t kill that eight legged motherfucker.”
93. “I know I’m your bestfriend but I want so much more.”
94. “I want kisses.”
95. “You’re mad.”
96. “Sure, go hangout with your ex. I mean, I might as well text mine, too.”
97. “You broke my fucking heart.”
98. “I have to let you go.”
99.“Wow you have nice abs.”
100. “You have such a nice butt.”
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A lot of control freaks are at risk. Mostly,control freaks
The ones that must invite evil into other's lives.
The mom that doesn't care her daughter doesn't like her fiance and feels it a mistake to have gotten engaged. But continues to push her daughter, even planning the wedding for her to force her to marry someone whom will be unkind to her
The moms that get limited money welfare or child support and goes and gets her nails and hair done and leaves the children in rags.
The moms that force their children to be perfect at all times, children never had the joy of feeling free. Mud between their toys without receiving corporal punishment aka an ass whipping.
The "friend" always pushing you into drug use.
The "friend" bullying you to go out every night calling you a nerd for wanting to do homework or eat dinner with family.
The teacher that stuffs more and more work down your throat with nary an encouraging word nor tone.
The principal that beats students so hard with paddles it can be heard through the halls of the school and the child not being able to sit pain free without days.
The doctor that doesnt listen to your symptoms and sends you home without proper care Because they are too busy and overbooked.
The dentist that applies a chemical to rot teeth so that they can get money from repairing what looks like cavities in xrays
The adults breaking bones in others because they're "too" drunk or high or much of an ass hole not to be selfish jerks.
Bullies. People that don't mean well but we trust with our souls and lives and they purposely push advice or decisions onto others who dont want them.
Someone who doesn't allow you to breathe freely.
"You don't know how to allow us to breathe. So let us breathe for you" The Ventilator response to idiots and jerks who think they rule the world and you aren't allowed to think or breathe for yourself. In response to the person whom says "you don't know how to breathe. Let me do it for you"
Breathing the same term as live.
Its a beautiful virus Corona and COVID-19
Ironically it affects most Zulululu aliens... And they are the ones that created it.
Welcome to Eaerth. 🌎
COVID-19
Co Ventilator ID (children & adults as age) 19
Those of us helicopter parents ... Co parent the child with the world and the child as age 19.
Those of us helicopter children .... Co parent the parent with the world and parent as age 19.
Thus you see the equation is equality between children and adults.
I by far have raised more children than any other teacher taught for a maximum of 60 years and done it better than them by treating them as adults.
62% of negative comments about the way i taught the NHRA children said I needed to tone down sexual abuse and other information i gave them, the problem is As Adults we Learn that we were sexually abused and People KNEW at that time we were young that it was bad. So i had to tell them each and every thing that could be bad. Because they asked.
They asked me an "adult" question. I treated their questions as they were planning to go play with another child's vagina and wanted to know what the abuse part was.
Had I not explained in exact and general terms as I did they could become sexual predators themselves.
That is how i dealt with the situation. Because I was too afraid they would say "that happened to me" So i treated them as potential abusers. Because I would have ended up back behind that candy shack shaking and hysterical losing my mind. So i put up a barrier between their possible pain and myself.
And educated them in how not to become a sexual predator.
Of those NHRA children, in that sexual awareness class, 13 children only 1 became a sexual offender, repeat rapist and it was Ben who refused to listen and usually sat at his desk drawing. Of the kids that paid attention 0 became sexual offenders.
And if you watched the video they clearly focused on Ben to show he was not listening to the content nor context.
Furthermore. I had to teach them all the ins and outs so if perhaps they were an unfortunate victim they would tell me and we would have the CIA investigate so it would never happen to them
I didn't know if they asked because they were thinking about bodies and various ways they could be touched or if they were asking because they had been touched that way.
So had i shut down any child's question with that's too much information and not have a male come explain it and never have the question answered. I knew i would slam the door in the child's face from self healing from abuse or preventing it from happening to them or to someone else.
They needed all the information available. To understand that if they are touched wrongly they have to know it was wrong and that they could get help. They deserved help and someone would help them.
If i said generally "if you are touched here here or here and you don't want to be and so you were molested" then we would have a shit ton more false rape reports out there.
More lives ruined for lack of information
More lives ruined for lack of information.
Treating every one as age 19. Old enough to smoke. Old enough to rent their own home. Old enough to have their own car. Old enough to know better and too young to care.
50 year old ... "Oh sonny I can't do that I'm too old" no ya ain't old lady. You can do it too.
5 year old ... "My mom says I'm too young but i know I can" then it's something that age isn't discriminatory about.
One common thing is Learning. A child can go to an University class. 7,852,931,862,985,301 people signed up for the free wellness class at Yale of those people 76% were under age 18.
Yale. A top Ivey League school. A University most people are aged 18 or more to attend.
13% were age 50 and above.
Two different people age groups vastly far from one another deciding they could do the same exact thing a 19 year old can do.
COVID-19 surviving.
We don't take away Granny's drivers license simply because shes old. She has the same rights to decide her driving benefits as a 19 year old.
No putting granny in a nursing home when she can still keep up her own residence. She has the same rights to decide where and when to live as a 19 year old.
No telling granny and our son who they cannot or can date. When our 3 year old says "my soulmate Is here. I want to introduce you and myself to her" then you go as if they were 19 years old.
COVID-19 that term will allow us surviving the Apocalypse to survive our world that is leftover.
Corona Virus. Time down with Our Spouse and children. The difference between a child and adult is the adult can drink a beer because they are over the age of 21. So in the state of COVID-19 we still respect you're fucking old enough to have kids and we can't tell you what to do.
Wahu Virus. Whahoooooo!! The world will be a better place everyday.
We didn't create the virus. Only the names and chose to not prevent the disease to be released but to be available to be spread.
Nathaniel is always ordering the release of Viruses in China and Hong Kong. I over heard his phone calls and wrote them here. Only 62% of you remember.
He wanted a job...
So it was apparently a code. So our CIA went into the computer and advised them to release it into the Wahu zip code. Meanwhile our CIA on the ground prevented and arrested the ones spreading the disease and only allowed 25% of the virus to hit its targets.
We knew it would spread naturally and the thing was to make a big deal instead of a big virus splash into our air and land.
The targets were outlying rural areas that we allowed. Not deep city but because it was air based we chose to allow the open air places to receive the diseases.
So in a place where 500,000 people would be exposed we closed that to an area where only 5,000 would be.
So while we chose to allow a virus to spread we already had magic done to allow it to kill only EVIL HUMANS. as aliens are not ours to kill...
Except as it progressed evil aliens took too much joy and wanted to do destruction, too. So that is when Wendy and her Team changed the virus to include also Evil Aliens who have no right to be on Earth.
As People became concerned as to how to not catch the Virus COVID-19 became the name.
We never wanted China to be held responsible nor it be called The China virus so we never called it Wahu. Straight to Corona. We said we would back fold it to why we chose that location in particular.
Nathaniel's Zulululu lab is in northern China. So it would been in China it was released. We made up a huge event that was top secret about anti government assassins... People like me would be attending in the millions. And so this way we manipulated the Zulululu to believe it was the best place when really we Jist liked the name and it would suit our purpose to educate for future reasons.
We had to shut down the world's government. And this was simple.
To prove i do have control of the world and we don't want Zulululu here at all or other aliens. They don't fit. They don't live well here. We don't mesh. We aren't friends.
I'm not living on a planet that always deems killing and war necessary. For Some one to try to gain control like sport while hurting my friends I allow to live here, this is my planet it wasn't created by any another than me and Alex. Marc is a star from a collapsed galaxy. Its a long story. But we are a 3some.
When Venus was attacked. We allowed them a safe Haven. We invited them and changed our world to include them
Those some aliens that attacked Venus live here now.
I allowed them and all aliens from 1777 to 1977 to prove they have the ability to sustain their alien life here. Only 1 planet has proven they had the ability.
In the film Virgin River i once again visited to notify the leaders of Zulululu they needed to evacuate inn 1979. They instead said they would change me to rule the world. So i took that challenge. It is now 2020. And they have failed. All alien life has failed.
In the film you'll see I do things my way. To prove they are wrong and do not deserve a place on my planet.
You'll see i do allow friendly conversation and warmness between the community and I.
I get tired of the lying bitch ass mayor and i do strike her with a heart attack. You'll see me extra extra pissed off in those episodes.
So review those and realize I'm totally fucking pissed. Especially when i am standing in her living room after.
But i still remain friendly. I even bring the bitch her dam mattress down.
But i wanted to kill her and didn't. I could had but th3 point was to tell her to quit lying. She figured out who I was fairly early on and abandoned the baby to distract me. I was a trophy to be kept In the neighborhood. Not someone to listen to.
Look at Chloe's eyes. She's certainly of an alien quality..
I also knew what they were up to.
If you watch it seems things take abrupt turns ... Its research. Knowledge gained from patterns and observations.
Like now i watched and right away knew who was lovers. But it is not revealed until i figure it out then. So when she brings out the divorce I had only realized it after going into,her bedroom that the cabin was hers. And doctor had already yelled at her about me staying in his cabin. So in her bedroom I realized they were at one time living together due to her decor. And photos on the night stand on his side of the bed...
Point is we ghosted into alien communities refusing to leave to ask them to leave. Walked and existed in their communities as we did in our own with our True Loves, family and friends.
We proved they had not adhered to guidelines.
And this is why we have WWIII.
Because they are still here.
In the film you'll see phones like now to show them what we could be provided and would provide their home planets with to communicate on.
When they refused we took all our stuff away. And left them with nothing. If we replaced a TV with one of ours... When i left. They had nothing left. I took what was mine in a fit of rage. And didn't return what had stood there before.
We provided them with these items via magic 1-4 months before arriving so they would not suspect a stranger.
The first time we hadn't and in 1979 it was the second time we attempted to help them gently understand they needed other leave.
That is why what you see now in WWIII is so cold, calculated and done. Pissed off. No 2 ways. Fuck you do what i say.
33 years extra i tried different ways. Their recommended ways. To allow them one last chance..
Now in my mind these bitches are all dead. Cause im gonna kill what they live in and eject their souls.
Currently our galaxy is in a black hole. So they can't find us and how to return. Any Galaxy in a Black Hole means if you try to enter you will be killed upon sight..
No "are you lost can i help you?" Instant death.
And our planet is in a black hole within the black holes. It has been since 1817. That is why the only planet we see is Venus because we brought it with us.
Otherwise we could see almost every planet and moon in existence but we don't.
Because of rude ass alien invaders.
So with the Corona Virus we made rules that have punishment of death attached if they are not followed precisely.
To further protect us in the future.
"What's your parenting plan?"
"COVID-19 and if we don't do it we will die"
Aliens will think again about settling in if for some reason they happen to make it to Eaerth.
Then we ruthlessly kill aliens "that wasn't age 19" no second chances..
Loop hole is all ages are treated as 19. So if they do treat us as age 19 because they studied before trying to invade...,well that happened to so and so when,they were 10 --- "we are informed you treated him like a 10 year old. You must be executed immediately"
19 at age 10. 10 at age 19.
You see? Air and water tight.
No one is fucking with our planet again.
Simply they will learn to stay the fuck off.
Don't worry m I break this down to nano if ever we're invaded.
But I built it beyond xyano to prevent it.
So we will be okay.
Work on being safe and taking care and enjoying life. Memorizing your new parental models of COVID-19
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