#that doesn't mean he won't use the opportunity to guilt bruce about it

[undertheredhood]

bruce ‘this is my last resort’ wayne: constantine, we have a problem in gotham that requires your expertise. how soon can you get here?

john constantine: why are you asking me when red hood can help you?

bruce 'parenthood truly is the greatest test' wayne: excuse me?

[gangrenados]

Vampire alphabet with Dick Grayson

This is mainly based on the "DC vs vampires" run, so that why this version of Dick might come off as evil or even yandere-ish in some parts.

A - Accident - would they turn someone to save their life?

Yes if that means they'll join the vampire clan and serve to it. If they say they won't, well, Dick'll either kill them or make someone else do it for him.

B - Bite - how do they bite? Sensually, aggressively? Do they make it hurt or try to be gentle?

It depends. If he's fighting and his prey is stubborn then Dick will sunk his fangs aggressively into their skins, wanting to put them in place and harm them for being an annoyance.

If it's his partner or someone he wants to seduce, then it'll be more sensual with light and intimate touches, as well as gracing his fangs over thir skin so that they can get them them riled up and give themselves to him.

C - Control - do they take advantage of their powers?

Yup, he's a menace.

D - Dangerous - how scary they can get? How bad things can they do? What’s their ethics?

At first sight Dick looks like the seductive vampire, the charming and mysterious type that will steal your breath and sneak it's way into your heart.

And well, he can play that part really well, but there's also the side of him that's playful (in sick way), intoxicating and manipulative. He let's that part get the best of him, making him act like a sociopath with a huge ego.

The bad things he has done?

-Killed and brainwashed a bunch of high ranked superheroes and villains (including the jl members)

-Killed a bunch of heroes who didn't wanted to join his side, including his own family.

-Murdered his entire family (yes again, he ripped Bruce's heart out from the back and broke Tim's skull by stepping on it, also made Jason commit suicide, hello??)

-Caused a mass genocide amd with it whipped out like 90% of the human race.

-Mass destruction of ecosystems.

E - Exchange - do they opt for blood bags or animal blood, if possible?

Dick would lean towards blood bags, although he prefers the "fresh" blood. But he's not opposed to drink from them if the situation makes him to.

F - First bite - on what occasion would they bite you for the first time?

I already made some headcanons about it!!

G - Growl - are they more on the “civilized” side or do they enjoy hunting their prey down?

Dick loves the thrill of the chase, the adrenaline that it gives him and the satisfaction of seeing his prey laying death in front of him thanks to his own murder abilities.

Dick is subtle when he's chasing his pray, using the human facade to not draw much attention to him and wait for the best opportunity to attack.

Don't get me wrong, I do think he enjoys the most bolder and sadistic side of playing with your food and torturing it both mentally and physically during the haunting.

H - Hate - how do they feel about their kind? About themselves?

To Dick his kind is the most competent and worthy race out there, he wants to put the vampire race on top of everything else and make those other weaker races submit to them (even perish in the case they dare to refuse to follow him)

Dick doesn't feel remorse or even a pinch of guilt, he feels like a savior, the ultimate leader of a noble cause that only looks forward to better the lifestyle of the vampire race. He feels entitled, proud and hungry for more.

I - Intimacy - how fast would they let you close to them? Would they want to share with you what they are?

J - Joke - would they do pranks on other people with the use of their powers?

I can see the normal version of Dick pulling some dumb pranks on his family and friends, like sneaking up on them and scare them, appear out of nowhere. You know the silly stuff.

L - Life - do they wish they were human?

Are you kidding? Dick see humans as weak, stupid, unworthy. Their nothing but cattle and a source of food for his own kind, there's no way he wants to be like them.

You can say this is the "vampire disease" talking, since it seems like once you're turning all your emotions, thoughts and your whole personality in general is taken over and drastically changed to benefit and prosperity of the parasite.

And since Dick is on top of the chain, his brain is the most affected among all the other vampires. That's why his kind and sweet personality was overtaken by a ruthless and cruel one.

I do think that if the infection didn't had this kind of symptoms and Dick had the change to still be himself, he would miss certain aspects of being human, not all, but some like the fragility of mortality and how it made doing certain things a risky act.

K - Key - what’s the way of making them open up to you?

Probably submission, if let him have control then he'll believe you trust him enough and will be more nice to you than the others who defy him.

M - Murder - would they kill someone while feeding? Have they ever done so?

Usually Dick kills the person right before feeding off of them, it's easier and it makes drinking their blood feel like a reward.

However, I think might have killed a couple of people during sex since he gets carried away and sucks them dry.

N - Nature - do they justify their doings? Do they consider them natural?

In his mind eradicating the human race is normal, he's just getting ride of a inferior kind of life. It's like when you kill a fly, do you ever care about the life you just murdered? Not really.

O - Odd - do they have any specific hobbies or habits?

With this new ability of flying and transforming into a bat, I think Dick would find a way to integrate those into acrobatics and create new routines that challenge what he was able to do before when he was human.

P - Pain - are they sadistic? Do they enjoy what they do?

It brings him joy to see the despair and terror in the eye of his enemies, it's quite amusing.

If we're talking about sex, then it's pretty much the same. Vampire Dick might lean towards those kind of kinks that allows him to inflict some kind of pain and control over his partner:

-BDSM

-Blood kink

-CNC

-Knife kink (ig you can raplace with a knife)

-dacryphillia (aka you get horny when you see your partner cry)

-degradation

-dumbification

-Breeding kink (cuz all the Dick's have a breeding kink and you can fight me on that)

There, i have a fic about the last one:

R - Roles - do they enjoy pretending to be normal people? How do they feel about leaving their life behind to start a new one?

I think Dick might find it quite funny to pretend to be human, play the part. It's an act, he's an actor and the world is his stage!

Apparently transforming into vampire chsnges your whole personality, so the old Dick can't even have a words on the turns his life has taken. He's death, trapped inside his body.

S - Scars - do they leave marks or try to make the wounds small and invisible?

I don't think Dick pays much attention to this one, his main two goals are feed and turn as much people into vampires as possible so the clan will grow.

Feeding scars tend to be more big and bolder than the ones used to turn people. They go from open mouth bites to deep and large wounds.

T - Turned - how were they turned?

I think the only canon source we have at the moment of Dick being a vampire is in "DC vs Vampires", however, they don't show this part which leads me to think that Dick was turned by a higher being in the vampire clan, like the Queen or that vampire leader that appeared in one of the agent 37 runs.

So wrapping this up, Dick was turned in one of his many missions as a secret agent, I mean, it happened and here's proof lol

He was enjoying this, no one can convince me otherwise. The man is a freak

U - Universe - what’s their biggest wish that they can’t achieve as immortals?

Honestly I'm not sure. Dick has godlike powers, is the leader of a powerful clan that has some high ranking members in the whole universe. So he can do almost everything.

V - Vampire - would they turn you?

Yup, i think i've established this many, MANY times in this alphabet. Dick wants to have more recruits, even if they can't serve as soldiers for the vampire cause. The more the merrier.

W - War - would they engage in fighting their own kind for the humanity’s sake?

He doesn't give a single fuck about humanity, in fact Dick started a war to erase it.

Y - Yandere - would they become dangerous to you (their lover)?

Yes, he's more ruthless and cruel then his normal version and I think vampire!Dick might have a thing for torturing (psychologically or physically) his partner whenever they disappoint him.

He's also extremely possessive of you, treating you like his property. This Dick will lock you up, use you like a baby maker and completely destroy your mental stability.

Z - Zombie - are they on their way to losing sanity?

Dick is cold and calculating, he's aware of all the risk and what he has to do to minimize them. He's self aware, so perhaps it's not sanity what we're talking about, but humanity.

He has lost the sense of empathy and finds joy in making others suffer.