#that bitch has astigmatism and myopia. no i am not accepting constructive criticism

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Alexxxxx

What are your headcanons for Kit's medical problems?

I found them on some of your posts but then I realized I don't know what half of those are-

Bestie which ones. Im putting this boy through the ringer-

Mostly I have three hcs/AUs:

1. Chronic Hanahaki AU: Kit obvs has hanahaki, which causes coughing fits where Kit throws up flowers, chronic fatigue, chronic pain, etc. It wont kill him, but it fucks with his immune system and would likely shorten his life expectancy. This is not relevant to my general headcanons.

2. ADHD and C-PTSD Kit, which i STAND FOR this is CANON CC just doesnt know it yet. Kit urgently needs therapy and a psychiatrist. The ADHD is genetic and self explanatory, the Complex PTSD is due to Johnny's A+ parenting and part of the reason why the events in tda fucked Kit over so much.

3. Astigmatism and myopia. No FUCKING way Johnny took Kit to regular eye doctor appointments, and the bitch barely got to see the sun, he was stuck home most of the time and the Shadow Market was nocturnal, you cant tell those are great conditions. Kit cant see shit after a certain distance and his eyes are sensitive to light.

Thank you for coming to my TedTalk.

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Ty: i know that you broke your glasses bc you tried to adjust them while distracted and you managed to fling them across the room, somehow,

Kit: please dont remind me

Ty: so theyre getting fixed, but why dont you have a backup pair?

Kit: capitalism is hell and glasses are expensive :/

Ty: I know for a fact that Cirenworth has a literal ballroom? You can just ask your parents?

Kit, full of parental anxiety: i dont think you understand how much i Can't do that