#that biscuit looks like pepto poured on it and my stomach hurts

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bestie i’ve done the unthinkable…

i tasted the pink sauce.

backstory, my ole lady brought the shit because she was curious as hell. even though she literally knows about all the bs because she follows the story closer than we do. idk what possess her to buy it from $1.25 tree or moreso what possess me to taste it, but here we are.

now idk if it was a bad batch or what, but that shit tasted fucking disgusting. idk if that dragonfruit is old, or if the ranch ain’t ranching, but that shit made me want to throw up. like the moment my taste buds even touched the liquid, all the cells died immediately. i’m literally washing out the aftertaste with liquor rn.

DW literally just said “no we can’t do that” and just threw the bottle outside, and i think it bust on the curb next to our garbage can.

so i officially have an axe to grind with chef pii, i honestly want to sue dave’s gourmet & her because that was foul.

Truly said

Honesty to god I think pink sauce just fucking toxic sauce.

Even a legit sauce company could'nt fix that bitch. Went from 15 sauce in walmart to 1.25 at dollar tree, DOLLAR TREE. Even gas station shouldn't offer sell that walking stomach virus.

And " chef" P got nerve make these crimes against humanity

AND SHE'S CHARGING FOR RECIPES!?

WHO IS GIVING HER MONEY!?