#that being said the mental image of rosalie having to mail out a check every month is very humorous | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

yandere-daydreams · 2 months ago

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At least if we ever get divorced Rosalie would still pay child support like way too much child support

if you ever filed for divorce against rosalie she is NOT letting you keep those kids. her next humansona might have to be a teen mom, but you're never seeing those children again.

#that being said the mental image of rosalie having to mail out a check every month is very humorous #she's not going to court and fucked up the calculations when she tried to do them herself so you just get #roughly 50k in twenty dollar bills left on your doorstep every thirty days #on her weekends with them you have to pick up your kids and her from school #everyone's like 'oh are you her aunt'#and you're just like 'no that's my ex-wife can i sign her out early'#maybe grab her boyfriend too if you feel like it #personal #anon ask

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